[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

As soon as Odasaku stepped into the gate of Hong Kong and Heiju in the morning, he immediately attracted the attention of many colleagues.

He paused, wondering if he should move forward, he always felt that today's Hong Kong and Heilongjiang looked like a dragon's pool and a tiger's den.

At the door, there were three or five mafia patrolling with guns, their expressions looked cold, and their eyes under the sunglasses were full of gossip.

They huddled together and whispered.

Mafia A's tone was puzzled: "Oda-kun doesn't seem to know that he has an extra grandson?"

Mafia B, as an insider, said very flatly: "Yes, he didn't go to the Hakone Regiment last year. Later, Mr. Dazai ordered that this matter not be mentioned in the organization."

Upon hearing this, Mafia C said excitedly: "But the children are back, so we can't hide it. Hey, do you think we should tell him?"

Mafia D laughed inscrutablely: "You say, if Oda-kun finds out by himself, when will he notice it?"

Odasaku thought for a while, then turned back silently.

"What are you talking about about me?"

Mafia A, who was chattering, didn't realize it, and suddenly slipped his mouth: "Ah, it's Mr. Dazai's son... Hey! Oda-kun!!!"

Odasaku was stunned for a few seconds, with a blank expression on his face: "Son? Dazai is now a father?"

I never heard him say it when we drank together before, it was hidden deep enough.

Odasaku is a little relieved, in this case, we can talk about the experience of raising a baby when we drink together in the future.

I don't know if Ango Sakaguchi has any children, I can ask him another day.

Moreover, there is a secret possibility in Odasaku's heart that cannot be said.

If in this world, there are family members who can hold Dazai's pace, will he be more nostalgic for the world?

Odasaku thought endlessly.

Several mafias looked at each other.

Now that they've been exposed, they don't intend to hide it anymore.

"Oda-kun, you don't know who the child's mother is, do you? It's your Miss Yoko!"

"Ah Heng." Oda Saku nodded in understanding first, then took a deep breath: "Whose child is Dazai?"

The red-haired young man's eyes were blank, he hadn't lost his mind for a long time, and his ears were still filled with the noisy voices of his colleagues: "Congratulations, Mr. Oda, you have become a grandfather at a young age."

He is a killer after all, he is not very used to this kind of sudden increase in attention, and he has always been silent and low-key, the colleagues in Hong Kong and black can now recognize the face and name of Oda Sakunosuke, most of them rely on "Master Dazai's friend" This name, and the science popularization of "Horizontal Knife Party".

This is the first time I feel the celebrity treatment that people watch everywhere I go.

With a dreamy expression on his face, Oda Saku was looking for his "grandson" who suddenly appeared in the dark buildings in Hong Kong under the eyes of everyone.

Along the way, people who don’t know each other kept coming to talk to him, congratulating him on his “happy grandson”, and instilling a bunch of gossip that he hadn’t heard before——

"It seems that Ms. Yoko was drunk and crushed Mr. Dazai, or was she in the wild?"

The man who said this also blew a whistle.

"I didn't run away. I heard two people quarreling in Hakone before, and it was about the grove and child support."

"Years ago, the leader sat in the bank to start a game of gambling, and asked 'Can Mr. Dazai save the love', and in the end Mr. Dazai won Mr. Nakaya, do you know?"

"Oh, oh, I heard that the broken mirror was reunited, so the child was brought back from my aunt's house?"

"That's for sure. It is said that Akutagawa-kun, a subordinate of Mr. Dazai, picked it up himself."

……

Listening to these gossips, Odasaku looked calm, stable, Buddha and decadent.

But his heart has been filled with "who am I", "where am I", "what are you talking about", "are these still the two people I know".

What did he miss this year? ? ?

Before Odasaku saw the legendary grandson, the leader sent someone to invite him to the office.

"The leader said that he needs to discuss the raising of the child with Oda-kun."

The junior members who saw this scene in the corridor were full of envy.

"Oda-kun is prosperous now. The son-in-law is Mr. Dazai, and the in-law is the Mori chief. No matter what, it is impossible to do low-level work."

"Yeah, at least he must be a small captain."

Odasaku didn't think much of it at all, since the leader asked him to discuss the child's problem, the child must be in the leader's office.

He's just there to see the kids, that's all.

The elevator door opened, the corridor ahead was covered with plush carpets, and in front of the French doors of the office stood a guard in a black suit.

A faint voice came from inside the door——

"Does Alice-chan not like children?"

"It's not that I don't like it, if he doesn't have a face that I hate."

"But Alice-chan has a very good relationship with Miss Yoko. This child has the same eyes as hers."

"That's why I'm even angrier, you betrayer! You know I'm annoying Dazai, huh!"

Oda Tsukuru coughed lightly outside the door: "Boss, I'm coming in."

Sure enough, as soon as he opened the door, he saw the child on the table who looked exactly like Dazai but had eyes like Ah Heng.

He was wrapped in swaddling clothes and looked less than a year old.

——Too small.

Odasaku thought to himself.

Chief Mori gently poked the child's face with his fingertips. This action seemed to have angered the child. He grabbed Chief Mori's hand and bit down on it.

The child didn't bite very hard, Mori Ogai pulled out his finger, casually wiped off the saliva with a handkerchief, and said to Oda Saku who was staring at the child intently:

"Mr. Oda, I have nothing else to ask you to come here. I just want to ask, do you plan to raise this child in Hong Kong or Heilongjiang, or take him home?"

Odasaku murmured, "Isn't it best to ask Aheng and Dazai for their opinions on this matter?"

"That's right." Chief Mori nodded appreciatively: "Then Oda-kun, I want to ask a question about your own decision."

He paused for a while, his sharp eyes fell on Oda Saku, and he said in a very quiet voice, "Are you going to stay at the bottom all the time?"

Mori Ogai's gaze on Odasaku was obviously light, but it seemed to be with great strength.

What came to Odasaku's mind instantly was an overwhelming sense of crisis, but he just bent his fingertips.

"Yes, chief." He put his hands behind his back and replied sternly: "My mind will never change."

Chief Mori stared at Odasaku with half-closed eyes, and sighed lazily for a long time.

He said in a tone that seemed to be complaining: "Really, with the strength of Oda-kun, it is no problem to be a cadre. The gangsters are in short supply now. In the previous battle with Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, many main players were sacrificed. Woolen cloth."

"Okay, you can go. Oh, yes—" He hooked his hand at Oda: "Take this child away when you go out."

Odasaku stepped forward and hugged his "grandson", his expression that hadn't changed a little bit loosened.

After bidding farewell to the leader, he held the child in one hand and sent an email to Yoko in the other——

"Ah Heng, why didn't you tell me that I became a grandfather?"

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When Yoko received the email, he was directly stunned, he paused, and was almost blinded by Rashomon.

She's not she didn't stop talking nonsense!

Wouldn't it be the group of Hong Kong and black people who knocked on CP who are hurting her again?

In order to keep her "simple and cute but edible" persona in Oda Tsukuru, she felt it was necessary to clarify.

She turned around suddenly and yelled at the irritable fanboy:

"Akutagawa-kun, aren't you tired after chasing and beating me all night? Your Mr. Dazai is going to be forced into marriage, why don't you go to Hakata to save him!"

"Nonsense, how could Mr. Dazai—"

"Believe it or not, anyway, the source of the news is Mr. Ango Sakaguchi. If you don't save him, you won't have a master after the raw rice is cooked!"

Akutagawa paused.

I don't know which word touched him, Akutagawa frowned and muttered: "That's why they used their children to force Mr. Dazai to marry him? That's despicable!"

Yoko:? ? ?

Wait, little brother, you get off the highway first, why can't I keep up with your train of thought?

"In short, I will investigate this matter. I am no longer who I was before. Don't think that I will believe everything you say."

Wow, the stubborn Akutagawa finally learned how to turn, congratulations.

Sure enough, it was a credit to being cheated a lot.

Yoko looked at him with the gratifying eyes of "my family has a child who has just grown up", and gave him a compliment, and then hurried to Odasaku to clean himself up.

——That group of mafia gangsters who have nothing serious to do is slandering her in front of her old father, which is unforgivable!

Thinking of this, she saw Oda Tsukuru on the steps of the gate of Ganghei, and was about to rush over, when she caught a glimpse of the child he was teasing in his hand from the corner of her eye, her eyes suddenly went dark, and the colors on her face changed round.

Lying... Groove? ! !Why is this little dryad here?

Where's Aju?Come out and get beaten!

"Ah Heng?" Odasaku looked up and saw a girl with an unlovely face, holding the child under the armpit, lifted the baby who was eating the little hands and weighed it: "It's so cute."

"Can I say that he is really not Dazai and I's son?"

Yoko looked serious.

Oda looked at Yoko suspiciously, pondered his words, and said slowly: "Is Ah Heng still not ready to be a mother? In fact, children are not difficult to raise. You see, Sakule and the others are quite obedient. .”

Yoko was powerless to complain, she squatted beside Odasaku, covered her face and lamented: "Alcohol is really not a good thing."

"That's right." Oda Saku agreed, "Every time I go to Lupin's bar, I won't drink more than two cups."

"No, Odasaku, you don't understand at all!"

She leaned against the red-haired young man listlessly, and told him listlessly about the child's origin.

"In other words, Masaki is not human."

Odasaku poked the child's pale face, it was soft, slippery, and warm, no different from a human being.

"Yes, because it is a monster and has a long lifespan, the corresponding development will be very slow... Eh, what is Masaki? The name Odasaku gave him?"

"The child doesn't have a name yet, right? Besides, Aheng, you said he was a tree spirit, so I took that name." Oda Saku hesitated for a moment and asked, "This name doesn't sound good? Then I'll change it."

"No, it's pretty nice, let's call it this." Yoko sighed: "It doesn't matter what it's called anyway."

"Then what should we do now? Is Ah Heng going to raise him?"

Yoko stared blankly at Masaki's face that resembled Dazai, turned his head, and said very indifferently: "No, just throw it to Dazai."

"Is that so?" Oda Saku didn't raise objections, but nodded: "That's fine... By the way, there is another question."

He turned his head to look at Yoko, and asked her in a very serious tone: "Hengdao, Hengshou, Hengzhong, Henghong, Hengai, and the newly emerging Yokokata, which one are you more interested in?"

Yoko almost squirted.

"Odasaku, how do you know!" She shook the red-haired young man's shoulder vigorously: "Who told you, tell me, I'm going to smash him!"

Who is so annoying, what kind of waste did she instill in her pure old father!

"Doesn't Ah Heng like it?" Odasaku thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement: "It's fine to find a boyfriend outside Hong Kong and Hei, so is there any goal?"

Yoko suddenly fell into a brief silence.

After a while, she bent her eyebrows and revealed a bright smile.

The girl stood up and opened her arms in the sea breeze, like a free bird.

"Hey, Odasaku, I've decided not to fall in love."

"Eh?" Oda Saku looked puzzled, "Why?"

—Because I want to be the sun of a teenager before he grows up.

If you fall in love with someone, being with that person is equivalent to leaving this boy alone in the dark.

There's no way, she's the most soft-hearted, even if it's the cry in that person's heart, she can't hear it.

Yoko didn't intend to tell anyone these words.

She shook her head and said old-fashionedly: "Because I found that love is a troublesome and harmful thing."

Odasaku laughed: "Why do you say that?"

"I'll just complain about the people around me. Akutagawa-kun's girlfriend... well, it could be her boyfriend. I didn't ask about men and women. Anyway, his lover cheated on him and brought back an illegitimate child. He did a sad thing. Thousands of handstand push-ups, if I hadn't stopped him, I guess he would have done it forever. The most tragic thing is that he doesn't even know who the mistress is."

"Let's talk about a friend of mine, Fuyuki, who has been an idiot for two years, and she hasn't spoken to her with more than five fingers. She is also very patient. I would have been disheartened and given up."

"Look at that Dazai Osamu last, what a god-man with a brain, he didn't do a good job of black mud, and turned into Xiao Tiantian, coquettishly asking people to call him Aji, saying that this is his wish, entangled with each other Who gave the chocolate of my life, and gave roses in the middle of the night. Do you think you can collapse or not?"

Yoko gave a "tsk" and spread his hands, as if he had seen through the world of mortals, depressed and depressed:

"Look, this is love. It's tied up before you get it, worrying about gain and loss when you have it, inseparable when you love it deeply, and heartbroken after losing it. It's too troublesome. It's not suitable for a free-spirited person like me. I just want to live a simple and rough life. , and then contribute to Yokohama education."

"Dazai?" Odasaku asked in surprise, "Even he...?"

Yoko nodded sadly.

"Who does he like?"

Yoko stalked for a moment, and said bluntly: "I don't know."

"Then I'd better ask myself."

He picked up the phone that lay flat on his lap.

"and many more!"

Yoko looked at the screen of Odasaku's phone in horror, his voice trembling: "How does this show 'in progress'?"

"Oh, actually, before you came, I was on the phone with Dazai, and he wouldn't let me hang up."

Yoko: "..."

What did she just say?

Britney, spoiled, chocolate, roses?

"Wow ah ah ah ah!"

Tears fell instantly, and she was fooled into crying by herself.

(T_T) Anyway, don't panic, first find the time machine, where is the time machine? !

The author has something to say: Mr. Dazai in the third dimension has a son named "Masaki", who has birth defects, mental retardation and growth retardation.

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Thanks Spicy Ribs for throwing two mines