[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

In the second class of the first year of the County Literary High School, there was a student who became a famous figure in the school as soon as he started school.

He is so chic when he is on duty.

He is so chic after lunch.

He, standing in the corridor is still so chic.

The student who is full of Cool, Cooler, and Coolest in every gesture, and who is handsome and chic to the extreme is called Sakamoto.

He is the man the whole city wants to get.

As "the whole city" in the previous sentence, Yoko begins to attack Sakamoto with the support and guidance of her unlikely human friend Osamu Dazai.

"Since you said that he is gentle and kind-hearted, loves to help the weak, and is a good boy like a god, then we should do what he likes."

Director Dazai stuffed the roll of printing paper called "One Hundred and Eight Postures in Pursuit of Sakamoto" into the palm of his hand, and waved it like a wild tiger, with the momentum of pointing the country and stimulating the text.

Marrying a son-in-law is never in Oda's mind, after all, he himself has been a solo mother until now.Dazai, who regards himself as Friend A, decided to take care of her old father.

Script, arrange!

——The new writer Oda Sakunosuke who doesn't know much about the romance market, after roughly reading a few books brought to him by Dazai (stolen from Alice), he wrote a very clever anti-routine script "President Bailian and President Bailian" Her Little Lover".

By the way, this name was chosen by Dazai, which fully satisfies the curiosity-seeking psychology of readers.

I didn't expect it to be quite popular on the Internet.

But Oda Saku thought about it, and felt that Sakamoto did not fit the adjective "little lady".

Oda: "I don't think this script is very good."

"No, you can do it, you must do it!" Dazai had a good time: "A man can't say no."

Clothes, arrange!

——It was personally selected by Koyo Ozaki, and Mr. Mori agreed after seeing it.

When Dazai left, Nakaya hunched past her with his pockets in his pocket, nodded affirmatively at her little skirt, then frowned tightly, and left with a sentence: "Drop your hair down, What does this village girl's braid look like!"

... Bah, you straight man!

Yoko hesitated for a moment, but removed the braid anyway.Dazai just came back, and she slipped the little blue shark rubber band to him.

Dazai:? ? ? ?

When did you change the rubber band? He remembered that it wasn't like this before?

Ensemble, arrangement!

——The heroine herself did not know where she dug a three-colored cat, or a three-colored male cat.

Dazai pinched his chin thoughtfully: "Male three-colored cats are rare, and it is said that those who can see them are not bad luck. It seems that Miss will definitely get what she wants."

Natsume Soseki, who was sleeping soundly while hiding in the crack of the wall, was suddenly dragged out by his tail: "...Meow meow?"

Why does he have to worry about the city even after he's become a cat?

Let him eat small dried fish quietly to be cute, isn't it?

Mr. Natsume fell into autism.

Everything is ready, the only thing left is to stage a peerless love in front of the true master.

……

In the season of the white album, the corner of love outside the county high school——

Yoko was making eye contact with Natsume Maomao that didn't exist, and didn't look back.But she knew that Sakamoto was not far behind.

He is here, he is here, he is holding an umbrella!

He is here, he is here, he is stepping on snow clouds!

The footsteps are approaching!

Closer!

Even if the heart does not exist in her body, she can still hear the tense rhythm of her chest.

Plop, plop, plop...

From the tiny bluetooth earphones on his ears came Dazai's calm and almost cruel voice like a commanding officer:

"Attention, he is right behind you. Be sure to say the sentence I taught you before."

A shadow fell overhead, and the tall and handsome boy opened up a corner of the quiet sky for the delicate and beautiful girl.

——When Odasaku was "forced" to write this sentence, the hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

He was soured by himself.

The girl huddled her body, slowly raised her head, her eyes were red, and she asked expectantly: "Mom is allergic to cat fur and won't let me raise it. Can you adopt it?"

I have to say that Dazai is really a planner:

"You can use the reason of 'please adopt this cat' to get in touch with him; you can use the reason of 'want to know the current situation of the cat' to ask for his contact information; you can use the reason of 'see the cat's future living environment' as the reason to promote We know each other; you can use 'I miss the cat very much' as ​​an excuse to 'enter the house'..."

Mr. Natsume, it's really useful~

Yoko looked at Sakamoto intently, and saw the boy knelt in the snow on one knee, stretched out his hand in her direction, and——

He picked up the cat in the cardboard box, stuffed it into his uniform covered with warm babies, and ran away without a trace.

Huh, ran away?

Well, run away.

Hey, run away! ! !

It really swished, faster than the international sprint champion!

Yoko: "..."

"Hahahahahaha——" Yedou, a melon-eating crowd who happened to pass by, patted the railing and couldn't straighten up laughing: "Miss Customer, what are you doing hahaha?"

"Yato, you're so rude!" The blond boy Yukine said with a frown, and apologized to Yoko while pressing Yato: "I'm sorry, my lord is too disrespectful, I'll talk about him when I get back."

Yoko's breath was stuck in his heart, very uncomfortable.

"...Why are you here?"

Yeto laughed enough, cleared his throat, and said sternly, "Hey, I'm mainly looking for you. It's almost the end of the year, and Gao Tianyuan issued new rules. I'm the envoy sent to strengthen the seal—"

Yoko's reaction was extremely quick, and she rushed over to cover Yato's mouth in an instant, and by the way, she pulled off the earphones capable of receiving sound and turned them off.

She is not afraid of being known that she is not human, and she never hides it.But she doesn't mind people knowing that she is Yokohama, she is the city.

The girl lowered her voice: "Don't say it here, find a hidden place."

Dazai on the tall building in the distance paused, and after a while, he put down the binoculars expressionlessly.

He found a small alley that was not easy to be peeped at, and before Yato could speak again, Yoko beat him up without saying a word.

The fist came with a sharp wind, Xueyin's eyes widened suddenly: "Yato----!!!"

Her shot was so unexpected and caught off guard that the other two didn't react.

"Wait... what's going on?" Yato squatted down, barely avoiding Yoko's fist, "Why do you start fighting when you disagree? I didn't offend you, miss?"

Yoko's eyes narrowed, the corners of his lips curled up, and the little white flower instantly turned into Niu Gulu's black lotus: "You already know my secret, so don't even think about leaving alive."

The little gods who once walked through the ghost market together turned out to be the eyes and ears of Gao Tianyuan's stubborn "disciplinary committee members".

If so, it cannot stay.

The weather is getting colder, it's time to kill the gods.

"Can your lines not be so villainous? And what secret do I know? Why don't I remember?!"

In order to avoid Yoko's sweeping legs, Yato jumped onto the trash can, but the trash can exploded with a "bang", and the poor god was almost covered in trash.

"Wow, are you a bit civic-minded? Do you know how difficult it is to sort garbage? It's hard to sort it out, and now the dry and wet are mixed together again!"

On weekdays, for the sake of five yuan incense money, Ye Dou, who often picks up garbage and sweeps the streets, is not happy, stretches out his hand, and shouts: "Snow device!"

Yukine turned into a long knife and instantly appeared in Yato's hand.

"Chong-"

Yoko's hand collided with the artifact, she and Yato each took a step back, the surrounding air seemed to be shaken by the long cry.

"Yato, who the hell is she? The hand is too hard! It hurt a little bit just now."

Yato gritted his teeth.

Is she really planning to kill him?

Just because he saw her fail in flirting?

Why is Yokohama so small? ! !

"She is a powerful enemy that I have never encountered before." Yetou raised his eyes and stared at the girl in front of him, his whole body tensed.

Under the heavy coercion, he didn't dare to move a single step.

At this moment, Yoko's face was frosty, and his eyes were serious.After shedding her pretense and kindness, her murderous look is almost substantive.

It is completely different from the previous small fights, it is a force that even the Valkyrie fears.

Yato smiled wryly: "It's the kind that is likely to die."

After all, it is an existence with the same life span as heaven and earth, surpassing all gods, and it is the origin of a land and civilization.

It's a pity that the dragon is in the shallows, and the tiger is in Pingyang.

When life first appeared tens of thousands of years ago, these super gods put rules on themselves for the sake of countless creatures.Unexpectedly, in the end, because of these rules, a group of old guys took the opportunity to make trouble and hang up the lock.

These cities are exactly the same gentle, but also exactly the same stupid.

Xueyin raised doubts: "Eh? Since it is the will of the city, shouldn't there be cities first, and then they will have them?"

"Why can't there be cities before they exist?" Yato asked: "All existence is the result of natural selection. Because of their strength, cities with distinctive personalities have emerged."

His tone was a little more angry: "For example, Yokohama, it is because the owner is a violent man that the city has become so violent!"

While dealing with Yoko's attack, Yato helps Yukine with common sense.The consequence of not paying attention in the fight was that the fist wind almost cut his face.

Yoko said in a sinister tone, "I heard you scolding me in your heart."

"Since you know that I will scold you, can't you change it?!" Ye Dou roared, "I won't tell others about your failure to flirt!"

——It will only hide the real name by cutting off the beginning and the end, and then post it on the forum to cheat some clicks.

When Yoko heard this, he became even angrier.

"You're stupid! I won't kill someone because of this kind of thing—"

"Ah, your male god is right behind!" Yato suddenly pointed behind her.

Yoko snorted: "Are you lying to ghosts? I changed the air density. Under the refraction of light, humans will automatically ignore this place when they pass by."

"I'm serious, if you don't believe me, look!"

"If you dare to lie to me, I'll take you to the beach and dry it into jerky." Yoko turned his head and said, "One bite of the meat of the Valkyrie will definitely make you immortal, and you can sell it to rich men who are afraid of death--what the hell! !!"

Sakamoto is really there!

How did he do it? !

As expected of the man that the whole city admired.

Looking back, Yato had disappeared.

Yoko: "..."

Sakamoto was holding the sportswear of the girls of the County Liwen High School in one hand, and a few packs of unopened baby warmers in the other. He stood in a dark alley, his glasses reflecting the light.

Niu Colu Heilian instantly changed back to the little white flower before, but the voice sounded a little weak: "Cough... why are you back?"

"I borrowed an unused sportswear from a girl in the same class, and went to the supermarket to buy a hot post." Sakamoto handed her the clothes and warm baby: "So it's not cold, right?"

Yoko froze, his face flushed suddenly.

So he didn't run away.

It turned out that she wasn't hated.

He didn't even ask what she and Yeto were doing just now, but walked silently to the broken trash can, wrapped his hands in the plastic bags provided by the supermarket, and grouped the trash into several categories for the sanitation workers to clean up.

Adding clothes and asking for warmth is to take care of.

To keep silent is to be considerate.

Cleaning up the finishing touches is tolerance.

These are things she has never felt from other humans except Oda Saku.

Yoko walked over to Sakamoto slowly, and asked in a low voice, "How did you find this place?"

Sakamoto pushed down his glasses, "I came back just now and found that you were not there. A boy covered in bandages showed me the way."

Damn, it's Dazai again!

What a "good assist" you are.

Yoko's phone rang, it was a new email—

Friend A: (///▽^)/It’s over and go away, hiding merit and fame, don’t thank me!

The author has something to say: Tomorrow the update will be later, at twelve noon

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Thank you Yu'an, the Lei of the two little angels of Happy Four Leaf Clover, okay~

Thanks to the little fairy who filled the nutrient solution~

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