[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

Dazai was actually the last to know about Yoko's first love affair.

The first person to know was Odasaku.

"You said you fell in love with the boy who split in the air in the art gallery?"

When Odasaku heard Yoko talk about Sakamoto, he was sweeping the falling snow in front of the door with a broom. Today is his day off and he doesn't have to go to work.

The fat owner of the curry shop cooked breakfast for the two of them in the kitchen, and the aroma of rice wafted out through the half-opened window.

Odasaku was stunned at first: "Then before Dazai...ah forget it."

Holding the broom in both hands, he recalled his impression of Sakamoto when he was in the art museum—he was tall, with outstanding appearance, and good skills. Being able to stand up and protect those children showed that he had a good character.

No matter how you look at it, he is an outstanding young man.

"It's a good match, Ah Heng has a good eye."

Getting the old father...ah no, getting the affirmation from Odasaku, Yoko felt at ease instantly.

"Then I'll soak him right away!" She clenched her fists and said confidently.

Odasaku rubbed Yoko's hair, and said with great emotion: "Yoko has grown up too."

"I'm a mature Ah Heng, and I can find a partner by myself." Yoko whispered, and suddenly remembered what he said just now, "What did you just say about Dazai?"

"It's okay, I just haven't seen you eating together for a long time."

Odasaku thought about it, and decided that it's better not to tell her about Fengping's murder, otherwise Dazai might be beaten to death.

Well, it's not good to kill people.

Yoko didn't notice Odasaku's concealment, and pulled his fingers: "It seems that I haven't seen him for a long time."

She's actually not very sensitive to the passage of time, and spends most of her time asleep until she gets the "book".The vicissitudes of human beings may be just a day and night in her long life.

The second person who knew about her first love was Chuya Zhongyuan.

It's a bit embarrassing to say, although she is determined to be in Sakamoto, but she is quite confused about how to operate it. Apart from observing secretly every day, she doesn't know what to do at all.

For the will of the city, it is not easy to observe secretly. Once the omniscient perspective is turned on, she can measure the centimeter of the opponent's third leg... Of course, she will not be so rude, and she will avoid suspicion when it is time to avoid it.

There are more and more people in the Boys' Self-Defense Force, and there are many management talents among them. After the development is on the right track, Yoko, as the leader, only needs to grasp the general direction.

So most of the free time was spent observing Sakamoto.

Yoko was lying on the roof with a dead grass leaf in his mouth, his eyes were dull, and his soul had already drifted to the county high school.

Zhong also passed by her countless times and she didn't respond.

"Hey, what are you thinking?" Zhong also kicked her calf.

If the relationship between Dazai and Yoko is "fan friends", then Chuya and her are "fighting friends".

Since he and Yoko didn't know each other, he often came to ask her for a fight.There are not many people who can let Zhongya let go of the fight. It is very cool to compete with her, and you don't have to worry about losing control of the ability.

Hearing Chuya's voice, Yoko's eyes gradually regained focus.

she says:

"I saw someone.

His name is Sakamoto.

I want to soak him. "

After three sentences in a row, I was a little confused.

"What, don't you have an elopement partner from a Hong Kong gangster?"

Zimao who just passed by fell to the ground with a "slap".

"What, my stock has fallen?!"

Qi Luozi, who came to see the boss on something, was shocked.

"What, Mr. Dazai was abandoned from beginning to end?"

The Mao pen that was eavesdropping on the corner was lost and dropped.

"What, boss wants 4P?"

Yoko was dumbfounded.

"What, you usually make up my mind like this?"

In the end, the four blind people were all beaten by the society.

"But to be honest, this is the first time for me to pursue someone, and I don't know what to do." Yoko felt relieved after beating someone, and asked Zhongye for advice: "Do you have any experience, Mr. Zhongye, teach me?" What can I do?"

But this guy is a straight guy who doesn't even know Valentine's Day and is straighter than a telephone pole.

Teacher Zhongye frowned deeply, and said with bitterness and hatred on his face: "Jie, come back from Jie to be Mrs. Yazhai?"

"Hey, why is your thinking circuit so mafia-like?"

"Then...give him a gift? Like a diamond sports car or something?" Mr. Zhongye's aesthetics is also very tough: "A few days ago I saw a very handsome motorcycle, and it was a global limited edition, so that is very good. "

"Be sober! Do I look like someone who can afford a diamond sports car and a limited-edition motorcycle?" Yoko shook him brokenly: "It's already expensive to raise a child!"

All the money she earned was used to support the educational cause of Leibo Street.

"Hey wait—" the girl held her chin and said thoughtfully, "It seems feasible to give gifts?"

She had already begun to imagine what Sakamoto would look like when he received the sports car.

Does he blush?Will you be so moved that you will directly agree with your body?

"You have no money." Zhong also shattered her fantasy in a very unpleasant way.

"Look for a rich man to borrow money!" Yoko tapped his palm: "It just so happens that I know a rich man."

So she happily ran to find Dazai.

·

Dazai squirted out a mouthful of milk tea, Yoko was sitting opposite him, bearing the brunt of being sprayed in the face.

"Ahem... I'm sorry, I was a little shocked." Dazai took out a tissue from the table and pasted it on her face, "What did you just say? Who did you like?"

If this was her confession, Dazai felt that it was unlikely that he would accept it.

Sure enough, she is a lady who loves the strong.

Having experienced the initial shock, the current Dazai looks very calm.It's just that he, who was originally crossing his legs, suddenly changed into a sitting posture, accidentally revealing a bit of nervousness and anxiety.

But this person will pretend, at least on the surface, there is no clue.

"I think... Ms. Yoko is still young, so I don't need to think about such things now."

Dazai rested his elbows on the table, crossed his fingers in front of his lips, covering the lower half of his face.He may not know that this subconscious action is very similar to the wily Mr. Sen.

"You see, you still have a lot of things to do. Leibo Street needs to be completely cleaned up. Yokohama has not yet ushered in real peace."

Dazai finally concluded: "In short, puppy love is not acceptable, it will delay things too much."

Yoko puffed up his cheeks and said with a bit of aggrieved tone, "But I really like him."

And she is not young anymore, she is a legal loli, don't bully her tender face.

"Love is nothing more than icing on the cake. For women, the most important thing is independence and career. Let me tell you a few short stories. Once upon a time, there was such a girl..."

Dazai lowered his voice and said seriously.In order to scare Yoko, I also told her stories of several women who resigned to take care of the family, spent every day around their husbands and children and the stove, had no self, and ended up miserable and lost everything.

"Look, look, isn't it scary? Do you want to be like that too?" He spread his hands together: "There are thousands of loves, but only one career. If you don't work hard in life, you will cry when you are old."

"But he is not such a person." Yoko retorted unconvinced: "I have been watching him secretly for a long time. He is a very gentle and good man, friendly to classmates, and willing to help others. Go to coax. And...and he is super patient with small animals, he will save injured sparrows and make way for cats."

"How can a person with such a shining soul be a scumbag who bullies girls?"

The more Dazai heard it, the more something was wrong: "Wait, who do you think you like?"

Yoko tilted his head in doubt: "Sakamoto-kun, you've seen that boy doing splits in the air of the museum before."

"..."

Dazai's expression was in a trance, his eyes flickered, as if he breathed a sigh of relief, all the thoughts that had troubled him recently disappeared in an instant.

He suddenly covered his belly and laughed while lying on the table, and patted the table while laughing, laughing so hard that Yoko couldn't figure it out.

The young man had had enough of laughing, and lazily spread out on the seat, raised his legs again, and sighed: "It turned out to be him, so I'm relieved."

Thumbs up to Yoko, he said: "Good vision, I support you!"

Yoko:? ? ? ? ?

That's not what you said just now!Why, if it is for the sake of career, love can be thrown away, with a dignified appearance, why did he change his face so quickly?

Dazai poked his head over excitedly, and his tone was quite cheerful: "Do you want me to give you advice? Trust me, I'm sure I'll let you date successfully, get married, have a baby, hold three children in two years—"

Wait, why are you more excited than me?

Yoko subconsciously felt that this person was unreliable, so he said bluntly: "It's fine to give advice, in fact, I'm a little tight recently, and I want to borrow some money from you to buy a gift—"

Dazai's voice faltered, his expression froze.

"Gifts..." He rubbed his chin and said slowly, "I think this is the worst plan. If love smells of copper, it will no longer be pure. What I always pay attention to is 'not going out. A penny can make the other party feel your sincere affection, and they can't stop loving you from now on'."

Yoko: "Looks like, makes sense?"

"First of all, you must be familiar to him." Dazai suddenly thought of something, raised his head and asked, "Have you talked to him?"

Yoko bowed his head very ashamedly: "Except for the time in the art museum before, there hasn't been any so far."

She shouldn't have laughed at Fuyuki, at least he said a few words.

With an expression of 'my goose is really useless' on his face, Dazai said to her in a tone of resentment: "Stay in front of people's eyes more, find opportunities to go up and chat, use your acting skills Acting!"

"You are the showman... Wait, do you mean a chance encounter?" Yoko couldn't let go: "It's too obvious, will it give people a sense of purpose?"

"You want to pick someone up, don't you have another purpose?"

Speaking of chance encounters, Dazai was excited.

He can answer this question!

"I'll teach you, first do this, then do that, then do this..."

So, it was the season of the white album again, and Sakamoto was at the corner of love... Ah bah, at the corner near the school, I met a pure, beautiful, charming, innocent and weak little white lotus that I still pitied.

Although this is a small white flower that can pull up weeping willows upside down, she has a heart to help the world with a weak willow supporting the wind.She squatted on the side of the road, covering the dirty three-colored cat in the box with her body, and the huge snowflakes fell on her back and shoulders, turning into icy cold snow water.

She also comforted the cat in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

After saying this, Xiao Baihua shuddered, her golden hair covered half of her pale cheeks, her eyes were as clear as the sea, and her whole body was shivering in the twelfth lunar month.

She is very cold, but she is still strong enough to hold up a clear sky for the "abandoned" cat.

What a kind-hearted girl!

The cat huddled in the box and meowed pitifully.

Natsume Soseki: It's so difficult, old man...

The author has something to say: This is a sand sculpture essay, it will not be abused, it will not be abused, it will not be abused, and it will not be abused ten years later! ! !

I have changed my mind and become a new man!

By the way, I would like to collect a wave of author columns, and I will tell you quietly, the avatar of my column is super beautiful, if you don’t believe me, go and see~

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From the official formula book:

Sister Hongye sent Nakaya Yoshiri chocolates, and Nakaya asked "why" with a confused face (this is really a straight man who doesn't even know about Valentine's Day)

Hei Shijae's favorite type is a woman who doesn't ask anything (it really is the criteria for the gangster to choose a mistress)

Wu Zhenzai——

Q: Who is your ideal marriage partner?

A: There is no requirement. No matter what kind of girl, I have the confidence to transform her into a look that suits my preferences.

Q: What if your partner suddenly betrayed you?

A: I'm not too sure about things that haven't happened so far... I have arranged for the other party to betray me, but there have been a few times.

(It turns out that he likes to be ntr...)

……

Cough, in fact, if you change it to a sentence in "Disqualification in the World", his operation of "arranging betrayal" seems to be able to explain it-if you can avoid violent joy, naturally there will be no grief.

Or change it to a more familiar sentence-cowards are afraid of happiness.

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Sakamoto is the first one. As a perfect assist, Dazai still has a long way to go~

Who else do you like to see Dazai assist?Let alone acquaintances like Oda Sakukazu and Nakaya, one of them is an old father's script, and the other is a girlfriend's script.

I want to vote for Gin 2333~

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Thank you fairies for the thunder and grenades, it took a lot of money, love you~

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