Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

Pad is a very magical electronic product.

The most amazing thing is that when people need it, it can be a pad, can press instant noodles, can be used as a cutting board, and can also be used as a dart, drawing the most beautiful arc while rotating.

When it is controlled by a certain system, it can even issue an instruction to make Chuck, who is three steps away, catch him in the nick of time.

Checker directly faced the direction it was coming from, and opened the cover on the chest. It was originally used to put other equipment there, and it was just big enough for a pad to fly in.

With a local sound.

The ball went in! ! !

Youyou breathed a sigh of relief.

Then he thought of Shang Fan who was about to say something and do something beside him.

My whole body stiffened again.

"Uncle...you, you, how much have you seen?"

With a guilty conscience, his legs were weak, and he slowly covered his face.

"Not much." Shang Yan chuckled in his ear, "I happened to see the most crucial last three sentences. Why, what was said earlier was more pleasant?"

Youyou shook, and suddenly wanted to pick up the pad, and then drop it again, destroying the corpse and destroying the trace.

There is no reason under the ignorance, and the chat records stored in the cloud do not exist!Break it and it's gone!One second late to be seen is one second!

He continued to cover his face, "No, uncle, you are overthinking, I just said it casually, I don't usually talk like this!"

Shang Fan turned his face away, faced himself, and took his hand off, quite helplessly,

"When you kept seducing me, why didn't you see you blushing like this?"

You You looked up, with a righteous face, "Can it be the same..."

However, no matter how righteous his expression was, his brain was still in a half-stop state, and he couldn't think of any reason to argue.

If you think about it carefully, have you done everything? !

Kiss, hug, sit on lap, take off, roll, move by yourself...

Just kidding, how can I move by myself, I'm so tired.

But it's different to be seen if it's nasty! ! ! !

Youyou's head smoked again, and plunged into Shang Fan's arms.

Because I didn't pay attention, I used too much force.

You You: "Uncle, did I hurt you?"

Shang Wen coughed and rubbed the back of his head, "No."

Youyou chuckled, "Then I didn't get hurt by my uncle."

Shang Yan: "..."

It didn't hurt, it was fine.

[Blackening value: 72.5]

Youyou:! ! !

Awesome Youyou!You are amazing!You've grown up! !

You can let the uncle eliminate the blackening value greater than five in one go! ! !

If you work harder, you will be able to clear it all in one go, and you will lose your casual reliance from now on, and you will be able to advance the rollover time by many days——

Weird.

Youyou was calm and calm, analyzed the pros and cons in an instant, and then decisively took up his job.

"Have a meal."

His uncle, although he is a little lewd, is very principled.

One of the most solid and binding principles in the relationship between the two is that the rice bowl is not empty, and never do anything.

He just needs to insist on eating slowly until Uncle calms down again!

Shang Fan was amused by his determined eyes on eating.

There is still some braised Japanese tofu left, the soup is not much to drink, and there are still a few mouthfuls of rice left.

He finally rubbed Youyou's belly meat, which really let him go.

Be in a good mood and take your time.

Anyway, I don’t usually go out to exercise, and I don’t seem to know what else I’m missing besides calcium deficiency. If I can’t eat well, it will be even worse.

Shang Fan's calm and self-restraint lasted until the evening.

After dinner, Youyou played games, ate supper, and sang in the bathroom.

Until he has hit 100, let him stop thinking about any tricks, otherwise he will directly send him back to his hometown with 451 next time.

After Youyou washed his whites, he shook his butt to show off his newly bought cat paw, and climbed onto the bed.

It can be seen that Youyou has completely forgotten about the previous episode, and even dared to sleep while reading comics.

Very poor memory, but that's okay.

Shang Fan carefully recalled it for him.

This time, he did it very seriously, his actions were very gentle, and he was extremely patient. While bullying others, he whispered to Youyou to call him by his name.

At first, Youyou still had a bit of backbone. He shouted from his elder brother to his ancestor in turn, but he was disobedient...

Later, maybe it was a few minutes longer, and I couldn't take it anymore, and gave up crying.

At the moment when he called his name with a nasal voice, Youyou seemed to have touched some taboo button suddenly, and surrendered without warning.

Shang Fan was almost stunned there, and before his mind had time to digest everything in front of him, his instinct responded instead of him.

No wonder, he refused to call his name before.

This time it seems... the bullying was a bit harsh.

During the time when Youyou was asleep, the blackening value on the top of Shangfan's head became unstable again, fluctuating up and down.

That night, Shang Fan had a dream.

He used to dream often, most of which were mixed with memories and nightmares with all kinds of illusions, which made him unable to really rest.

He has long been used to this.

This night, it was the same.

In the dream, he woke up and found that Youyou had disappeared.

No, to be precise, he suddenly became another person, and he was not sure who he became, and he had no time to care about it.

He pushed open the door, trying to find the person who had been replaced, but saw that the outside world had also changed.

Dark, prosperous, false, and cold, in the end, his power was completely out of control, the world began to collapse, and everything was heading towards the end.

The city began to become chaotic and out of order, with dead people everywhere, but the corpses would not be squeezed for too long, and would disappear as data before they completely rotted.

The outcome of the game between force majeure and his power is that both losers, one loses both, and no one can think about it.

He was tired and went back to the original house, physically and mentally exhausted. When he approached the entrance, he saw more corpses one after another.

Parents, subordinates, enemies...

Every step he takes, he sees more, some corpses are intact, unrepentant, and some are beyond recognition.

Finally, he stopped in front of the bedroom, facing the ajar door, raised his hand, but didn't dare to push it away.

A faint smell of blood came from inside the door, and the inside was also dead silent.

He didn't know how long he stood there, until the surrounding area changed from dusk to night.

Shang Fan vaguely thought, something is wrong, these people should not be the only ones in his family, it seems that there should be something else...

Just then, there was a buzzing sound, and a small object hit his shoe.

Looking down, it was the chubby sweeping robot.

Shang Fan lowered his head, watched the robot spinning around his feet, and remembered Youyou's life like a dog, and his heart ached.

He destroyed a lot of things along the way, and killed countless NPCs pretending to be living people, but only the dessert shop that You You liked, and the little robot in front of him, could make him show mercy and restrain himself from wanting to destroy everything. impulse.

Another mechanical sound also sounded, Shang Fan turned his head and saw Che Ke Nao approaching step by step.

Chuck had a round head and a round head. He was wearing a Christmas hat and clothes that didn't fit the size. When he saw him, he tilted his head and played cheerful music, which seemed to be the one Youyou usually likes to hum.

Then it rushed over and hugged Shang Fan.

Hugged him with his hard, cold, and oddly shaped body and limbs.

"Uncle! It's me! How about the new body I designed for myself?"

Shang Fan was stunned.

"Surprised? Surprised? This is the Gundam body that I forced Yao Lingling to exchange points for me! Even though it is small now, it has all internal organs! I can even transform!"

Then, Chuck Nao really began to deform.

For a while it is a mechanical warrior, for a while it is a machine that can carry people, and finally it becomes a shape very close to the human body, with limbs, drives and a head.

In the end, it took out a bunch of odd-shaped props like a treasure offering, held them in its hands, and said excitedly, "Look! These are Oujinjin and chrysanthemums that I can put on my PP! Uncle, pick the one you like! Wait for me Fully assembled and ready to use!"

Shang Fan looked down and saw that there are straight and curved ones, red ones and pink ones and white ones, large ones and small ones that are not slippery, and chrysanthemums have different diameters and shapes. The equipment instructions come with liquid, self-shrinking, and the tactile feeling inside is also classified. ...

In the dream, his pupils trembled, and he thought in disbelief, will he have sex with such props in the future? ! ? !

why? !

Then he woke up suddenly in such a shock.

It's not that he hasn't had nightmares, it's not that he hasn't woken up, it's just like this... It's really unprecedented.

"Uh...uncle?"

It was just dawn, and You You, who was next to him, was sleeping with him in his arms, but was woken up by his sudden movement, unable to open his eyes, so he reached out to touch him, and subconsciously wanted to pull him back to bed and continue to lie down.

Shang Fan turned his head and looked at You You who hadn't changed at all, his beating heart finally calmed down gradually.

He raised his hand with a complicated expression, rubbed the space between his brows, and then slowly covered his eyes.

His dreams are all messed up...

No.

This world must be well protected, and the world order must not be allowed to collapse. Fighting against those systems, force majeure, etc., will cause both sides to suffer.

Absolutely not.

After calming down, Shang Fan's will became firmer than ever before.

And lay back, holding Youyou tightly in his arms, as if afraid of losing him, he refused to let go for a long time.

As for the anger, despair, and hysteria that almost swallowed him in the nightmare, the hatred that wanted to drag the whole world to hell together, the almost out-of-control desire for destruction...

Long before he woke up, he had already been dissipated by Youyou in his dream.

The sudden change in painting style came so quickly that he had no time and no chance to bring that emotion out of the dream.

Shang Fan didn't say a word, and looked at Youyou beside him, watching and watching, the latter was woken up by hissing, struggling to get up.

He thought Youyou wanted to go to the bathroom, but it turned out... that the phone forgot to charge.

He was too lazy to charge slowly, it would be more convenient to change the battery directly.

"451! Let Cheke come over!"

The little robot was called over, and after pushing open the door, it clumsily stepped on the TT packaging bag at the door, tripped and slapped itself face down on the ground.

Youyou laughed loudly, "Hahahaha 451, you will be slipped by this, as expected of you!"

Then just halfway there, he stepped on the same packaging bag, and in the same posture, he slid——

——tactfully resolved the tripping action into kneeling on one knee with the left leg and pounding the ground with the fist of the right hand.

It looks like the debut pose of a character of the burning type.

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