Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

In fact, Shang Fan didn't seriously want to take him on a trip, vacation, or honeymoon.

At first, it was just a joke that came along with the trend, almost instinctively and without thinking to tease Youyou.

It's not even teasing, I just want to play with him and be sensational by the way.

According to Shang Yan's logic, You You should be very happy, even if there is no surprise, she will act like a baby.

It turned out that I didn't want to go...

He thought about it carefully. Traveling in summer is indeed not very friendly to people who don't like to bask in the sun. Not everyone likes to tan themselves.

If you go abroad, it seems that there are places that are not so hot and have a pleasant climate, but it is indeed unsafe to travel far at this time.

Shang Fan stretched out his hand and pinched Youyou's cheeks, not too hard, just like holding a fragile tofu, he squeezed it slightly.

It's soft and white.

"uncle?"

"..."

He was just distracted, and when Shang Fan came to his senses, his hands were already moving, and he began to check whether You You was so fair everywhere.

Like fragments.

On the screen, the melodious and cheerful ending song sounded, and the show ended.

You You suddenly stood up and ran away, arranging his clothes while running, "I can smell the aroma of rice!"

joke!No one can stop him from changing the subject!

No hey!What if the insane promised something terrible!

Shang Fan sniffed, did you?

Can the smell of rice come from across a floor? ?

He followed slowly, hugged Youyou from behind in the elevator, and teased him,

"In such a hurry, I will install a slide for you later?"

The reason why he said that was because he talked about personal affairs when he was talking about clients in the company today.The client is a daughter-in-law, the child is only three or four years old, and said that the villa is too big, and it was specially made to look like a children's playground during the decoration. The adults walk on the stairs, and the children sit on the slide. At the bottom of the slide is a pool of small ocean balls.

When Shang Fan heard such a thing, the first thing he thought of was his little slacker.

When he said this, what he wanted to see was You You's face turning red from embarrassment when he realized that he was being coaxed like a child.

As a result, Youyou was stunned in place, not thin-skinned or shy at all, but slowed down a beat, showing a super excited and super surprised expression.

"Really?!!"

A pair of eyes opened wide, and the brilliance of expectation shone inside.

It was the look that Shang Fan hinted to him most when he was traveling together or going out on a date.

Shang Fan was silent for a few seconds, touched his head, restrained his expression, and also resisted the fact that he was just joking to tease him,

"real."

Youyou suddenly became happier, and even walked hard, and when the elevator door opened, he jumped up and down step by step.

In the restaurant on the first floor, Chuck Nao was arranging the tableware.

Ever since Chek was upgraded again and again, from a small one to a big one, and then simplified again to become smaller, Youyou began to train it to do these simple housework.

It does the job of setting the tableware, putting them in the dishwasher, and even taking the food from the kitchen to the dining room.

When Youyou is too lazy to take care of it, 451 will take over. After all, they are all AI, and they understand each other better.

But who is really manipulating Chuck to make trouble, it is already difficult to tell with the naked eye.

Youyou stared at Chuck twice, and others couldn't see it, but he knew it very well.Because today, he had been salting fish all day long, and he didn't give Chuck any orders.

And 451, it’s salty fish together, and it should be busy playing games at the moment. As an AI, 451 is too humanized, and has addictive performance in games, and is very unwilling to play games at the same time. Run other programs and ignore people.

He didn't say anything, and looked at a table of dishes with his uncle, then slowly moved over, and tentatively yelled at Chuck.

"Check out?"

Check sent him an automatic reply: "Hi, what's your order?"

"Clap your hands if you're happy?"

Chuck clapped his hands.

"You stomp your feet if you're happy?"

Chuck stomped his feet in cooperation, clumsily.

"Would you bleat if you became sperm?"

Chuck didn't move, "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean."

Youyou suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay, it's not fine."

Chuck said: "..."

Shang Yan looked at the two of them dumbfounded, shook his head, helped Youyou pull out the chair, pressed his shoulders to let him sit down, "Eat quickly."

Today's dinner is a home-cooked dish. Rice is served with simple three dishes, one soup and one dessert. The dishes are two hot and one cold, so they are suitable for eating while they are hot.

Youyou put the tablet next to it, and looked at it while eating as a routine, and a message popped up on the notification bar on the pad.

[System 100: It's me. 】

Youyou raised his hand, quickly removed the message prompt that blocked the screen, and then changed the pad to be placed vertically, splitting the screen into two parts, [-] points.

And replied with three question marks.

[System 100: Cheek makes trouble. 】

[YOYO: yoyo? 】

[System 100: It's not singing, I'm controlling Cheek to make noise. 】

[YOYO: The permission given to you by 451?Calm down, don't be impulsive! 】

[System 100:? ? ?What am I impulsive about?I just work for him, so I don't have to play games. 】

[YOYO: Then why don't you talk, you want to send a message like this, like a thief? 】

Seeing that Youyou started to play with the pad again and couldn’t eat well, Shang Fan skillfully began to feed one chopstick to his mouth, and after he took a bite, he would feed Youyou. According to Youyou’s habit, each dish was in order, one Feed in turn, with rice interspersed in the middle.

[System 100: I'm just a little bit reconciled, anyway, you are still bound to me, why don't you struggle for the last time and ask you...]

[YOYO: Never loved the system, no parents, save my uncle, DINK, Baoda, I am very happy, no homework, no appointment. 】

[System 100: ...]

[YOYO: It’s okay, I’ll continue to watch the show, the one just now ended in only two episodes, it’s not fun. 】

Shang Fan served him a bowl of soup, picked up a spoon, blew it, and fed it to Youyou.

Youyou didn't even look at it, and thought it was a dish or rice picked up by chopsticks, so he opened his mouth and bit it.Shang Fan retracted it in a well-trained manner, avoiding the spoon, and being steady and firm, the soup in the spoon didn't spill a single drop.

You You bit the blank, was stunned, and looked over innocently, almost thinking that Uncle did it on purpose.

"Drink the fish soup."

Only then did You You realize it, and drank it with a snort from his spoon.

[System 100: Do you like your current life very much? 】

[YOYO: I like it!Of course I like it, haven't you eaten the dog food just now? 】

[System 100: You are different from 451. It has been judged to be separated from the main system space, that is, a system with a history of betrayal, but you are always bound to me. So far, there is still no abnormal host. 】

[YOYO: O_o? 】

[System 100: I think you actually know what is the best choice, so I still want to tell you that as long as you successfully complete the mission and leave the world with me when his blackening value returns to zero, then, when you return to the space You can get ten times the points and huge extra rewards in one go, and become a billionaire in the points world. 】

[YOYO: I know this!Mingbi is also like this, which can easily cost hundreds of millions! 】

[System 100: ... With these points and the identity of the host, you can buy almost endless lifespan and countless wealth, no matter how good life you want, no matter whether you want to continue to be the host in the future, It is your freedom to continue traveling across the world to complete other tasks.At that time, whether it is wealth, sex, power... and other desires, there is almost nothing that cannot satisfy you. 】

Youyou was not in a hurry to return to him, he lowered his head and took a bite of sweet-scented osmanthus glutinous rice lotus root halfway, chewing.

After taking a few mouthfuls, his eyes lit up, and he picked up a piece for Shang Fan, "Super delicious!"

Shang Fan was not in a hurry to eat the lotus root he picked up, he lowered his head and wiped his mouth, then went over and kissed Youyou's cheek.

It is very fragrant.

[System 100: You can attach yourself to a 'god' who is about to dominate the world like you are now, or you can make yourself a 'god', create your own world, or choose a world you like to live in.Everything you like can come true, even if you travel to the world of your favorite books, anime, and games. 】

[YOYO: Oh?You mean my uncle will become the master of this world in the future?Is it so powerful!Then wouldn't the cp I kowtowed be able to make him wave his hand and it would come true! ! ! 】

[System 100: Youyou. 】

[YOYO: What you said, oops, I didn’t pretend not to see it, but now I can also create my own world and be my own god. 】

[System 100:? ? ? 】

Youyou turned off the video, minecraft, start it!

[YOYO: Look!This is my world! 】

【system:……】

Which of its tendons is wrong, which creates the illusion that the host can still be saved?

[YOYO: Hehehe, no kidding, my world is Two-dimensional, I can create them as I like now, and the holographic technology is getting more and more developed, I can experience it without traveling through it, there is no need for this Just leave my uncle. 】

He thought about it, and felt that it would be better to explain it more clearly. After reading 100, he continued to explain.

[YOYO: Besides, many games, dramas, and plots, although I like the plots in them, I don't want them all to become real, to become a world that I can enter...

Even if all the systems tell me that it is a virtual world, just like the current world, it is just some data and fake NPCs, but let me watch the characters I like go through the miserable past, watch them die and die, and bleed Crying, I really can't do it...]

【YOYO: Who made my favorite ones, either meat or big knives, hey ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

[System 100: Why do you think these are all excuses? 】

[YOYO: Oh, I was discovered by you! 】

[System 100: ...]

[YOYO: Well, since you asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully...]

[System 100:? ? ? ] I obviously didn't say anything? ?

[YOYO: The real reason other than excuses is right in front of your eyes!Remember, don't use your eyes, but see with your heart! 】

[System 100:? ? ? ? ? 】I am an artificial intelligence with a fart heart?

[YOYO: Look, there are so many empty rooms in such a big house, how many do I usually use? 】

what.

100 thought about it carefully, and went online to ask 451 by the way.

The answer is that only the bedroom and Youyou's original study are frequently used.

There are computers, lazy chairs, sofas, game consoles, Internet, air conditioners, refrigerators, and snack cabinets in the study room...

The way you use pomelo is not to use as much as a real greedy upstart, but to slowly fill up a small nest.

Even 451 and itself, including Chek Nao and the sweeping robot, were required to stay inside together and seldom moved.

In the screening hall, I went to watch movies and calcium tablets with Shang Yan.

The VR game room, when you are urged to exercise, used to play fake rock climbing games and rhythm games.

The two of the sports class have never been in, and they will not go if they die.

other places……

100 is confused.

[YOYO: Yao Lingling, I say you are stupid, but you still don't believe me.Look, 451 has already understood such a simple truth.I can make money, I can work from home, I can stay at home, I can make a robot to help me take out garbage and do housework, I don’t need points, I don’t need a particularly large house, let alone a world that belongs to me When what dominates. 】

【YOYO: However, the business needs me. 】

Youyou is in the minecraft archive, click back and forth, and quickly build a big peach heart, jump on it, and jump.

[YOYO: Because he needs me, I am not dead, my soul is immortal, and I am reborn beside him. 】

[YOYO: What love should look like, only the person concerned has the final say. 】

So, Yao Lingling, your love for 451 really doesn't have to be defined by the outside world, you have to be brave!Don't just think about elopement and elopement all day long, it's been said that you have no future like this!I support you so much! !

Before the last sentence could be typed out completely, Youyou suddenly felt an itchy ear.

"Youyou." Shang Fan leaned close to him, and the breath he exhaled when speaking, blew the hair on his temples, "What do you mean by this, do you like it?"

Youyou's whole body stiffened suddenly, all the parts above the neck that can be described became hot and red, and his heart was like being trampled and smashed by a hundred thousand muscular stags in spring!Mudslides like stags! ! !

Ahhh! ! !

I'm so nauseous ah ah ah ah ah ah and did not see! ! !

He slapped the pad on the table, but with a shake of his hand, he knocked the entire pad into the air.

The author has something to say: You You: Some people are alive, but they are already dead.