Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

Youyou resignedly went to get home clothes.

The clothes were bought for him by Shang Fan, small shorts and a top. The top is a very loose pullover. There is only a pocket in the middle of the stomach, and both hands can be put in it, like the pocket of Jingle cat.

Youyou took the clothes to the sofa and was about to put them on directly, but as soon as he started, he was grabbed by Shang Yan and sat in his arms.

He jumped, literally, and was pushed back.

You You was terrified: "Uncle, why did you suddenly drag me! What if you break your seat!!"

Shang Yan: "..."

The child does not teach, the father too.

Shang Fan asked him to sit on his lap, then stretched out his hand to unbutton it, "I'll change it for you, eat first if you're hungry."

So thoughtful, really.

If those hands didn't do bad things when they were changed for him little by little.

It's still the kind of method that seems to be intentional, if there is nothing, but no evidence can be found.

After the top is done, it's the trousers. Youyou is very obedient, sitting on the chair with puffed cheeks, obediently stretching out his left foot, then his right foot.

In fact, it is quite troublesome to be dressed while eating.

It is probably a process that no one wants to be full.

Shang Fan was eating tofu, when he pinched it suddenly, he found the fat on Youyou's belly.

To the naked eye, it seems that it is not fat at all, and it is the same as the previous few days, but the texture is different, it is very soft, like a cat's belly.

Then I couldn't hold it back, and squeezed twice more.

You You turned his head abruptly, looked at him aggrieved and accusing, "You bully people."

Shang Fan and him looked at each other, and his heart softened for a moment, suddenly felt guilty.

Did he go a little too far?

Just when he subconsciously reflected on whether this kind of behavior of eating tofu and leaving it alone, followed by completely irresponsible behavior, would really make Youyou unhappy, and began to think about how to solve it, Youyou spoke.

"What a big piece of braised pork!"

Shang Fan was taken aback, "Huh?"

"It's gone, I can't eat it!"

Shang Yan: "..."

It turned out to be referring to this, not accusing him of playing too much.

Shang Fan looked down and saw that a very fat piece had really fallen off. You pomelo doesn't pick fat or thin meat, and his favorite is this kind of fat and thin pork belly with three even layers.

No wonder the belly meat has softened.

Shang Fan squeezed again, then let him go, watching You You continue to eat, with a focused and well-behaved look, he couldn't help but feel a sense of frustration.

He bullied him for a long time... he couldn't match the weight of a piece of meat.

Shang Fan sat back in his seat, and with a strange mood, he also picked up some braised pork to taste.

Tasting it, thinking of the texture of Youyou pomelo, I suddenly felt that the taste was really good.

He wanted to bully again, but Youyou had already covered his belly with his left hand.

"It's time to eat!"

Well, the sky and the earth are big, and eating is the biggest.

Shang Fan waited patiently until You You had eaten and drank enough, took out a tissue, wiped his mouth clean, then bowed his head and kissed him.

"Let's move in a few days."

Youyou was unprepared, when he heard about the move, the first thing he thought was the pain of packing his luggage.

He has moved a few times before, and it doesn't matter whether things are sinking or not. He can hire someone to pack his things, which is the most frustrating thing.

Precisely because he was too tired and troubled, he abruptly gave up his collection habit because of moving, and he no longer accumulated those comics, peripherals, and favorite trinkets.

Hearing Shang Fan talk about moving, he almost felt sleepy with PTSD, wanted to sleep, and wanted to escape from reality.

However, Shang Fan seemed to understand his laziness, smiled and touched his head, "Don't worry, I won't be tired, I will hire someone to clean up."

"Uncle, why do you want to move all of a sudden?"

"Go to a safer place and live in a bigger house."

"Safe? Is there any danger recently?"

"meeting."

You You nodded, although Shang Fan didn't say it clearly, but he understood the meaning.

451 also mentioned that force majeure will come back wave after wave. He stays at home every day, so naturally he can only feel the emotional impact on his uncle, and he doesn't know anything else, but it's definitely not the case outside.

The plot of the original book has gone through all the dog-blooded stalkers. X-doping, car accidents, robberies, misunderstandings, jealousy and blackening are only a small part.

In the future, there will be such terrible plots as amnesia, false terminal illness, drunken sex, grievances between wealthy families, inheritance robbery, black and white chaos, hostages, insanity, etc., how magical it is...

If it wasn't for the fact that the theme of this novel is love, according to the love thoughts of the two people in the book, they might have died a long time ago.

If you can move to a larger house with better security measures, you can feel more at ease.

While worrying, the phone rang with a 'ding'.

451 sent a message: Don't worry!Although you have rebelled with me, but if you don't untie your bond for 100 days, you will carry the golden finger of restraining force majeure for a day, and you will not be affected by too much force majeure!

Youyou: Really, I think Uncle seems a little nervous.

451 continued to appease: Young man, you are very talented, think about the last time the plot was forced to go, didn't you handle it super beautifully?Be confident that you're fine!

Youyou choked for a while: ... orz don't mention what happened last time, we can still be friends!

Back in the bedroom at night, You You was indeed teased by Shang Fan routinely.

The panties you put on with your own hands are meant to be taken off with your own hands.

Youyou resisted with all his strength, and managed to save Pangci.

It is white, with a little yellow duck painted on the back, which is very childish.

The merchant bought it for me.

"You like to wrap yourself in a quilt when you sleep. When it's hot, wear less to sleep comfortably."

Business is not only bad, but also well-founded.

You You looked back without showing any weakness, "The uncle is also comfortable together?"

hiss.

After saying this, Youyou himself felt a toothache, it was too much.

In the matter of learning to be bad, he is really talented.

"Okay."

There was really an extra gadget at the head of the bed, a pair of small handcuffs, fluffy and fluffy. Shang Fan was afraid of scaring the child, so he didn't plan to really use it at first.

Youyou looked at him with scrutiny, and Shang Fan frowned and pursed his lips, with a look of 'I have a problem',

"The Tobacco Hotel downstairs of the company is holding an event, and you can draw a prize if you spend more than 50 yuan."

"and then?"

"I've won a special prize, and this is it."

"..."

Is force majeure so neurotic? !

Because You You started to fight back from tonight. No matter how he was teased to suffocate, he would tease him back. Even if Shang Fan didn't move him at night, he still wanted to do something, and in the end he was really locked up.

Shang Fan pinched the soft flesh on his waist and had a hard time addicting.

His intuition told Shang Fan that if he didn't pinch Youyou's troubles tonight, he would definitely suffer in the future.

Although You You would do this, it was entirely because of him.

"How did you draw it in that notebook?"

However, 3 minutes later, Youyou proved with actions that the book was all fake, divorced from reality, and had no reference value.

Shou Shou, who was locked in the book: "Oh... don't... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

Youyou, who was locked in reality: "Hahahahahaha!!! Don't touch there hahaha please, please, uncle!! Hahahaha, it's really itchy! Itch, itchy meat is poked! Ah——"

Shang Fan let go of his hand, looked at You You, who was tearing up from the corners of his eyes, and kicked his legs crazily, feeling a little skeptical about life.

This Youyou, why is his whole body full of itchy flesh?

Is the atmosphere wrong?

Youyou was untied, and collapsed on the bed panting, rubbing his belly while panting.

My abs hurt from laughing.

No, he, Niu Hulu Youyou, couldn't swallow this breath.

After recovering, You You smiled, stretched out his evil short hand, and rushed towards Shang Fan to retaliate.

3 minutes later.

"Uncle, why don't you smile? You... what's wrong with you?!"

Shang Fan stared at him intently, using his blood to concentrate, proving that he was not without tactile nerves.

You You: "..."

This uncle, there is no itchy flesh anywhere on his body.

After glancing down, Youyou turned over in a swish, wrapped her little quilt tightly and pretended to be dead.

Shang Fan picked up Youyou and smashed his foot, swallowed his anger and went to the bathroom.

Failed.

He really didn't know that a person who was bored at home all day and didn't go out could be so energetic and skinny.

This night, Youyou vented his energy thoroughly and slept soundly.

By this time, the sleeping style of the two has basically taken shape. Usually, Shang Fan hugs Youyou, and Youyou hugs the salted fish, achieving a beautiful balance and harmony.

The next day happened to be the weekend, the people from the moving company and the temporary housekeeper both arrived, and the two moved directly.

The destination is a duplex detached house with an attic. It is not as exaggerated as a big villa, but it is indeed very big. It is surrounded by a fence with electric grids. The front and rear doors and the surroundings are monitored. Shang Fan also hired two bodyguards .

Youyou entered the door, before the fresh energy was burned, he saw the spiral upward staircase.

stairs……

His round eyes were filled with great confusion.

Why does he stay at home and never go out? He can't escape the fate of climbing the stairs.

No, he wants to be content, he can't be picky about the big house he lives in for nothing!Isn't it the stairs!

He just doesn't climb.

"Uncle, I want to live on the first floor."

"The master bedroom is on the second floor."

"Uncle, I'm afraid of heights."

"??"

Five minutes later, the two of them took a tour of the new home, and Youyou was pleasantly surprised to find that there was also a private bathroom on the second floor, which immediately cured her fear of heights.

Shang Yan had nothing to do with him, so in order to find out what was going on in Youyou's mind, he had to take his mobile phone and torture 451 to extract a confession.

He just discovered this not long ago. 451 and Youyou have a lot of whispers, and they can often guess what Youyou is thinking.

After being pressed, he placed an order and made an appointment for workers, and decided to add an indoor elevator.

No principle.

After moving, because the house got bigger, the housework also increased, and the business of the company was booming. It was not short of this little money, and I hired a housekeeper, cook, cleaning, and signed a contract with a private doctor who lived nearby.

These people, together with the two bodyguards, live in the house next door, in the same courtyard with them.

Up and down, all are women, and there are no male potted plants.

Although there are many dangerous plots in the plot, force majeure is not unprincipled. NPCs like this who haven't mentioned a word in the original book don't need to be too guarded.

After ordering everything, Shang Fan took Youyou back to the house and put it on his lap, "Auntie Cleaning comes every two days, usually in the afternoon, and the cook only shows up for three meals, so go directly to the kitchen on the first floor and finish cooking Just leave, the housekeeper is responsible for distributing their daily expenses, purchasing daily necessities, and managing other people, and the bodyguards generally will not enter the house."

Youyou nodded and nodded again.

"Don't talk to them, don't say hello, and don't look at them, I will get angry." Shang Yan squeezed his soft flesh, and whispered, "If someone stares at you, or discusses in private, you tell me Usually, if you need anything, just tell me directly."

Youyou breathed a sigh of relief.

Shang Fan suddenly hired so many people, he was a little nervous to recognize the students.

It's all right now, don't worry about the problem of looking up and seeing down!

You You secretly rejoices in his heart, if there is a butler who wakes him up every day, delivers food upstairs, waits on him back and forth, and routinely praises the cook when he eats... then it would be better to let him live back in the original apartment!

The ghost wants to stay at home and face outsiders, maintain 24h social interaction, his uncle couldn't be more considerate!

This kind of secret joy sublimated to the extreme when he discovered that there was also a dog hole on the door of the house, and it was completely locked most of the time.

You You put his arms around Shang Fan's neck, and gave a loud mouthful, "Uncle, don't worry! I promise that no one will know that I live here too in a month's time! Make this house look like you live alone Like!"

Shang Fan was stunned by his enthusiasm for a moment, slightly surprised, and patted his head, "Actually, there's no need...to exaggerate, you can just live as usual."

Youyou waved his hand, showing the awe-inspiring righteousness of a public servant of the people,

"No, no, this is what I should do!"