Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

Being teased by Youyou, Shang Fan almost directly provoked him.

You Youyou, who doesn't know how to be tall and strong, is being held down, so there is no need to force anything, just kiss or kiss casually, and she can't control herself first, and she is so honest from body to heart that it seems to be intentional.

Fortunately, Shang Fan finally regained his sanity and realized that he was not in the right state. At this time, eating people would definitely hurt You You.

It is impossible to kill the chicken and take the eggs.

So the next day, You You fell asleep on the fire again.

That is to say, there is only one uncle to hug.

But that night, after Shang Fan calmed down, he returned the salted fish pillow to You You.

With the pillow, Youyou's sleeping posture has been greatly improved, no more kicking people, grabbing the quilt, and basically lying on the side.Shang Fan also got a rest because of this.

While sleeping deeply, You You dreamed about System 100, and the two had a long talk.

In the dream, You You handed a resignation report to System 100, and explained his reasons and future vision in an [-]-word essay, hoping to avoid negative debts and penalties after resigning.

System 100 sighed and shook his head, but the appearance in his dream was not a person, but a white squatting toilet, which perfectly matched the toilet.

"With the help of the headquarters, the force majeure has already begun to counterattack," System 100 interrupted him, and to make a long story short, "The mission target business is too fast, too fast, and my strength has been eroded a lot. In real life, I have I can't contact you, so I can only tell you at this time, Youyou, I hope you will remember when you wake up. '

'ah? You You was taken aback, but hadn't realized the role-playing of the boss and subordinates in the dream, "Boss, what are you talking about?" '

"Youyou, you should have seen the results of yesterday's counterattack, but you have to know that this is just the beginning. "System 100 hangs in mid-air, the voice is a bit ethereal and cold," Shang Fan should have gone crazy long ago, but you interrupted the reading again and again, coupled with his own power, the complete blackening was interrupted again and again—— '

Youyou sat on the chair, didn't know if he was listening or not, and began to move uneasily, and slowly remembered something related to Shangfan, 'Eh, is that right...but the purpose of my coming is to influence him. '

System 100 felt helpless seeing him like this, and began to worry that after waking up from the dream, his host might not be able to remember anything, "Your mission is right, but now, in order to prevent the entire mission world from getting out of control and causing irreparable consequences , the task does not have to continue.Youyou, as the person closest to him, you may suffer a little. As long as you are willing to give up the mission and accept the recovery from the main system, you can avoid these disasters. '

'don't want! '

You You refused simply and neatly.

'The counterattack of force majeure, are you sure you want to bear it?You can never imagine the degree of abnormality of the business, the first five...'

Dreaming here, Youyou suddenly woke up suffocated by urine.

After waking up, his first thought was, ah, it's a good thing he didn't use the squatting toilet as a real toilet, otherwise he would be ashamed!

He couldn't remember the content of the dream, he just remembered seeing 100 turned into a toilet, and kept telling him about force majeure.

However, for the current Youyou, the biggest force majeure is wanting to pee.

Can't wait for a second!

He hurriedly got out of the bed, and before his toes touched the ground, he was grabbed by the waist and hugged back.

"uncle!!!"

He blushed and kicked his legs straight.

"Hey, here we are."

His uncle responded, very useful.

"Please let me go..."

"Okay."

"Brother..." You You weakly begged for mercy, "The books are all divorced from reality, you can't take it seriously..."

So don't really start imitating the book! !

"It's okay, we are also divorced from reality."

Three minutes later, Youyou disarmed and surrendered, losing all face.

And get on fire again, crackling and burning.

Even if it was burned, Shang Fan continued to add fuel to the fire, wishing to record his reaction and expression.

After tossing and tossing until it was dawn, You You fell into a deep sleep again.

In order to express sympathy and greetings, 451 turned itself into black and white the next day.

Although it can't change the style of the icon, it can adjust the color by changing the theme of the mobile phone!

Youyou: I'm not dead yet.

Number 451: I know, you're just suffocating hahaha~

You You: I’m so stupid, really, I only know that I’m not afraid of my uncle’s blackening, but I don’t know that he can be like this when he’s blackened, killing me regardless of burial, which makes me happy and tormented...

Number 451: Don't be afraid, when he gets buried and sends you to heaven, I'll change myself into the most festive bright red!

Youyou: ...Farewell, the big red toilet... Disk, U disk, very strange.

Number 451: Did you mean to talk about the toilet just now?yes?You have clearly said it!You are laughing all the time!

Youyou: No, I admire you so much, how can I say that you are a USB flash drive.

Number 451: ! ! !You really deliberately bullied me! !

Youyou: To be beautiful is to bully people to see cute things.

From this day on, Shang Fan no longer worked overtime. He worked from nine to five every day, and he didn't even go out to eat in the morning. Instead, he insisted on eating at home and going out later.

At noon, he will come back at the first time of the lunch break, wake Youyou up on time, change his clothes, prepare food and drink, touch his head and rest for half an hour before returning to the company to work.

After a week, Youyou didn't even need to touch the kitchen.

As for the new equipment bought and replaced by Shang Fan, such as chairs, computer desks, sofas, etc., You You only found out after a week.

I finally found out after being reminded by 451, and blew a wave of very fake rainbow farts.

There is no other reason. The main reason is that the taste of the business is too stable. If the carefully selected things are just replaced by the old ones, the basic appearance and function of the brand will not change much. It is like a delicate girl who changed her makeup, trimmed her hair, and painted Eyebrows, changed stockings.

It's really hard work, and it really takes hard work to find the difference.

Youyou felt like an idiot straight man, he couldn't even tell that his girlfriend had changed her clothes, and the lipstick numbers she had kissed couldn't recognize the codes, which was simply disappointing.

Shang Fan patted his head, and didn't blame him, nor did he take his rainbow fart seriously, although it sounded very comfortable.

Just a little confused.

"Next time, it's up to you to choose."

After thinking about it, Shang Fan no longer insisted on making decisions on his own, and directly gave Youyou an account, letting him choose the furniture and daily necessities he wanted.

He was also a little worried that Youyou was too polite. After all, when you needed money, Youyou never asked for it. Instead, you played games at home every day and planned to earn it yourself.

In order to solve this concern, Shang Fan added another rule to this account,

"It is an account that has signed a contract. If the consumption is less than 1 yuan every month, [-] yuan will be deducted automatically."

Youyou was stunned, "Is it worthless if you don't spend money? Why doesn't he go grab it?!"

Shang Fan reassured him, "I've already robbed a lot, and I'll rely on you to get it back in the future."

Youyou looked serious, and couldn't help but check the appointment of this account, and found that there was indeed one, but the file was too long and complicated, and it made his head crazy, so he believed it, and began to seriously plan how to spend this month's million.

Really good cheating.

He did a simple calculation, and the first month is easy to say, first a lazy sofa, then a set of speakers, bluetooth headsets, microwave ovens, ovens, buy the best ones, plus some bits and pieces for takeaway , it is estimated that it is almost the same.

After finishing the calculation, Youyou couldn't help looking forward to the future, ah, the life of the house has been upgraded again!He can buy another set of VR equipment next month!

You can stay at home during the day, do whatever you want, eat and drink, and have a handsome, charming, gentle and considerate uncle to warm the bed at night!This life is just perfect...

...Beautiful fart.

It's not perfect at all, okay? When I think about holding back every day, I feel that life is bleak, and even my favorite books have lost their original appeal.

451 expressed deep sympathy: Actually, Shang Fan is very reasonable, you should have a good talk with him, and don't tease you casually in the future, isn't it all right?

Youyou: No way!That would make it even worse!

Uncle has made it clear that he doesn't want to just be his parent anymore, if he still respects each other like a guest every day, it will be a blood loss.

Youyou thought about it all afternoon, and felt that he couldn't just admit defeat like this.

Youyou: 451, tell me, why does Uncle refuse to live in harmony with my life?

No. 451 is very honest: because the current force majeure is very strong, the business is deeply affected, and it is in an undefended state. If you really have sex with you, you will definitely bleed, and he can't bear it.

Youyou: I understand.

So when Shang Fan came back from get off work, he saw You You entering Xia Tian by himself.

That white shirt was just right for Shang Fan, but for You You, it had a completely different effect.

The key is that he doesn't wear pants.

Seeing Shang Fan standing still at the door, Youyou returned a bright smile, ran over and threw himself into his arms, and said sweetly, "Uncle~ you are back, are you tired from work? Do you want to eat and take a bath first?" , or do you want... me?"

With a bang, the briefcase in Shang Fan's hand fell to the ground.

Youyou felt that his breathing became heavier, his smile gradually faded, and he swallowed in time, making a gurgling sound from his stomach.

Shang Fan took a deep breath and covered his head with one hand, "Don't make trouble, eat."

Flirting with irresponsible or something, tit for tat or something, is the most exciting.

Youyou regained his place, and his whole person became happy, seeing that Shang Fan was really tolerant, and gradually became more serious and lawless.

Didn't he just throw away his face!Come on, who is afraid of whom! !

Sushi was brought back from the outside for dinner, some of which were still half-finished, roasted with a blowtorch, the cheese melted, the fish was half-cooked, and the aroma was overflowing.

When Shang Fan brought the food to the table, seeing the white flowers, he shook his hand and almost spilled it.

"Youyou, get dressed."

"No, I'm not cold~" Youyou smiled wickedly, and retorted pointingly, "Uncle must not be cold, right?"

"I think you're cold, you won't be fed if you don't wear clothes."

"Wow!"