Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 23 Home 23
"It's too late anyway, let's eat noodles today," Youyou put down the noodles, lost his composure in an instant, and ran towards Shang Fan like the wind,
"Ordinary chicken leg noodles, I think it's delicious with pickles. Uncle, eat it first when you're hungry. The police said that I also want to be a witness and record a statement, so I have to go out after eating, but it should be soon It will be fine..."
"Also, Uncle, thank you for calling the police silently and coming back early."
Shang Fan listened to him chattering in his ear, raised his hand to stroke his hair,
The course of the matter is considered to be without any danger.
Those five people were habitual thieves. They went in several times, and many policemen knew them. This time, they just came out not long ago. They planned to do something big and then rest for a while.
The ones they stole before were from ordinary people, not even middle class, so they had never seen such a high-end security door.
Because I have never seen it before, I am not very good at prying it. The keyhole was accidentally blocked.
They knew there were people inside, but they also knew that the master of the house was not there, so they guessed that it was either an old man or a girl, so there was no need to be afraid.So stealing turned into robbery, and because the technology was not up to standard, it turned into cheating, and ended up falling.
When the police chased them down the stairs, another wave of police arrived and intercepted the five thieves who had fled in a hurry downstairs.
"Uncle, you said that I helped catch the bad guys, will they give me a reward for my bravery?"
"You're a victim, no."
"Oh……"
"Record a statement, don't worry about being a witness, let's go tomorrow."
Just as he was talking, the five thieves were brought up again, asking You You to help identify them.
Shang Fan took advantage of this time to discuss with the police about taking a statement tomorrow.
It doesn't take much time to identify the criminal and explain the basic situation of the case.Just talking, one of the thieves suddenly raised his eyes and looked straight at Youyou.
"You're fine, kid. This is the first time I've been fucked. You've managed to arouse my interest."
You You: "..."
What a chilling and terrifying line.
Next to him, Shang Fan's face suddenly darkened, his terrifying coldness didn't restrain him in the slightest.
The thief was so intuitive that he was taken aback. He glanced at Shang Fan and his face became solemn.
But he still said to Youyou, "Boy, are you really a college student?"
Youyou ignored him, turned his head and pretended not to hear.
"I asked just now, the door of your house really cannot be opened, even if the keyhole is not blocked, you really cannot get out."
The role of the policeman is even more tricky than these thieves, and even less of a sense of presence. At this time, they only acted impartially and followed the procedures.
Under the urging of Shang Fan, the five thieves were about to be taken away. Before leaving, the thief leader suddenly struggled to turn his head, and almost broke free from the person who was holding him behind him.
"His uncle! That man also committed a crime, why not arrest him and only arrest me?!"
He stopped arresting himself, feeling upset, and wanted to drag anyone else into the water, even if it caused a little trouble, he would be comfortable.
Youyou was taken aback by the sudden situation, and even took a step back. This is a plot that is not in the original book. Even if some force majeure came back, these characters shouldn't be so flexible.
Moreover, how can you talk nonsense just after confirming the situation of the door?
The police pushed him back, but he continued to yell that there was something wrong with the two members of the family, and that the student was suspected of being illegally detained.
Shang Fan's face became more and more ugly, and You You's expression became more and more embarrassing.
The policeman didn't take it seriously at first, but he insisted on saying a few more words, and then went back to ask about the situation like a procedure.
The facts cannot be concealed. You You and Shang Fan have no blood or kinship relationship. There is a big gap in social status, identity, and age. It is reasonable to say that there will be no intersection.It is true that the door was changed to the strongest one when You You moved in.As a student, You You didn't go to school for many days and didn't have an internship, so it's hard to explain.
He thought about telling the truth, but the laws of this world are similar to those of the real world. Under normal circumstances, the two parties in the funding relationship should not be in contact, and it would only be more suspicious if he said it.
When the question was suddenly thrown at the two of them and had to explain, Youyou understood that things were a bit complicated.If he doesn't explain clearly today, so that he doesn't look like a kidnapped Stockholm, then he will probably be affected by the plot and have to leave for a few days.
He finally remembered that after the burglary in the original book, Youyou, who was physically and mentally injured, tried to ask the police for help.
At that time, the relationship between the two was deformed and there were many hidden dangers. He finally couldn't bear the days of being locked up at home, and wanted to regain his freedom this time.
He did succeed for a short period of time, and was briefly arranged by the police to live in a nursing home, but in the end he was arrested and returned to Shang Fan's side.
The emotional line is abusive, but the fleshy line is a new love after a long absence.
The thief leader and several policemen all looked at Youyou and Shangfan, waiting for their explanation.
Shang Fan lowered his head and looked at You You, with no expression of joy or anger on his face.
He knew that if Youyou wanted to leave at this time, all he needed was a few words.
Even if...he didn't think about leaving before, even if Youyou was really just a little nervous, so he accepted everything as a good intention, at this time, it is very likely that he will suddenly wake up and wake up suddenly.
Suddenly understand the function of this door, the function of monitoring, or have understood it a long time ago, and finally at this time, there is no need to pretend that you are not afraid.
Thinking of this, Shang Fan withdrew his gaze, stopped looking at him, and didn't take the initiative to clarify for himself.
Just as he had many moments where he was willing to believe that Youyou in front of him was harmless, so at this moment, he was also willing to believe that it was reasonable for Youyou to choose to leave.
Speaking of which, from the very beginning, this Youyou has been earnestly and diligently keeping a distance from him...
He only recognized him as an uncle, only as a relative, even when he was sleeping on the same couch, he never had any other thoughts.
Perhaps from then on, he was ready to deal with all this and leave at any time.
This is indeed more sensible.
The value above Shang Fan's head was changing again, without warning.
He raised his hand and squeezed Youyou's palm lightly, his slightly narrowed eyes seemed to be smiling.
It seems that there is no harm in letting go of your hands occasionally and obeying the power of fate...
[Blackening value: 97]
In the original plot, when You You successfully called for help and was about to leave the small black room at the last moment, Shang Fan held his palm and whispered a whisper in his ear.
【You regret it too late, I reminded you, but you didn't listen.Now, you can't escape. 】
You You looked up, and also glanced at Shang Fan, suddenly blessed to the heart.
In the next second, he showed an expression of "I understand", and he nodded firmly and slightly, not knowing what kind of telepathy he got.
then.
Then he cried with a whoosh.
It is still the kind that does not rain after thunder.
"I can't hide it any longer! I'm ashamed to face anyone, woooooooo!!!"
Policeman: "Huh?"
You You suddenly squatted down, covered her head and buried her face, "I'm sorry! Police uncles! In fact, Uncle Shang didn't know that I was in his house all the time. He didn't lock me inside on purpose!"
Policeman: "What??"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo At his house, hide in the closet and watch him change clothes, hide under the bed and sleep with him!"
Policeman: "What the hell?!?"
What a blast!
Shang Fan took a deep breath, looked down at Youyou who suddenly started howling, opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.
Even a little dazed.
This is not the first time he was surprised, because of this Youyou in front of him, because of his unexpected words and deeds.He thought he should have gotten used to it long ago, figured out the rules long ago, and was no longer unprepared, but he still thought highly of himself.
"I like men, I'm sorry, I'm just a humble idiot, but...but what's wrong with men liking men!"
I have to say that Youyou's line skills are still good, and he knows how to make use of his strengths and avoid weaknesses, knowing that his expression will be uncontrollable, so he pretended to cry and buried his face.
The policeman was shocked and speechless.
"A few days ago, he was so tired of being pestered by me that he invited me home for a meal in order to deal with me and let me go. After that, I sneaked back and hid in his house, and never left again. Only when he is not at home, dare to secretly order a takeaway!"
Youyou spoke more and more fluently, making up all the plots in the small book that he had read in his head, and when he said it later, he also brought a strong nasal voice like crying,
"I can be happy just looking at him every day... woo woo woo! I really didn't do anything else... Today I found out that his house was going to be burglarized, and I thought, even if I was found out, it wouldn't make me like it I called the police when my family was stolen! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...the half hour I pretended to be his family was the happiest time in my life!!"
The five thieves were also shocked.
One of them couldn't help raising his hand, wanting to applaud, but was handcuffed and failed to do so.
Shang Fan looked down at his performance with a blank expression on his face.
As a result, You You turned around suddenly, and suddenly rushed towards him, opened his arms, and hugged his thigh!
"Uncle—!" he yelled sadly, "Please don't hate me, please don't hand me over to the police!! I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again! I just love you so much!! !I know you are the best person, you didn’t expose me for the first time just now, you just wanted to forgive me, right?!?!!”
Shang Fan: "...?"
The policeman was stunned for a few seconds, and then coughed, "Ah, this, it's like this, in this kind of case, if you two have a couple, ambiguous relationship, etc., and you insist on not pursuing his illegal and criminal behavior, we are ...don't care about him, cough."
You You: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Shang Fan: "...Ah, um, don't pursue it."
Youyou didn't dare to look up, and didn't dare to look at anyone's face. When she was scared, she howled twice and pretended to cry, feeling like her throat was about to split.
System 100: "If you used such shameless ruthlessness to do the task..."
You You: "Then I've already died with no face and no skin, and the grass on my grave is three feet high, thank you." '
The policeman finally left, and before he left, he took a deep look at Shang Fan with a complicated expression.
All kinds of life.
The door was closed and locked tightly again, isolating everything out.
The air fell silent.
The police left, and the embarrassment returned.
Three seconds later, Youyou, who was still in the posture of hugging his thighs, his ears turned red and hot at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his body trembled slightly.
Shang Fan bent down, patted his head, and said gently, "Get up."
Youyou didn't say anything, at this moment, he just wanted to play dead, and die until the end of time.
"Little idiot, do you like to look at me every day? Huh?"
Youyou choked up for a moment, feeling that his hairs were bursting, and finally let go, and then continued to squat, covering his face.
"Hide in the closet and watch me change clothes?"
Youyou shivered for a moment, took a deep breath, and waved a hand weakly, "Don't, don't talk... I'll get up, I'll get up now..."
"Ordinary chicken leg noodles, I think it's delicious with pickles. Uncle, eat it first when you're hungry. The police said that I also want to be a witness and record a statement, so I have to go out after eating, but it should be soon It will be fine..."
"Also, Uncle, thank you for calling the police silently and coming back early."
Shang Fan listened to him chattering in his ear, raised his hand to stroke his hair,
The course of the matter is considered to be without any danger.
Those five people were habitual thieves. They went in several times, and many policemen knew them. This time, they just came out not long ago. They planned to do something big and then rest for a while.
The ones they stole before were from ordinary people, not even middle class, so they had never seen such a high-end security door.
Because I have never seen it before, I am not very good at prying it. The keyhole was accidentally blocked.
They knew there were people inside, but they also knew that the master of the house was not there, so they guessed that it was either an old man or a girl, so there was no need to be afraid.So stealing turned into robbery, and because the technology was not up to standard, it turned into cheating, and ended up falling.
When the police chased them down the stairs, another wave of police arrived and intercepted the five thieves who had fled in a hurry downstairs.
"Uncle, you said that I helped catch the bad guys, will they give me a reward for my bravery?"
"You're a victim, no."
"Oh……"
"Record a statement, don't worry about being a witness, let's go tomorrow."
Just as he was talking, the five thieves were brought up again, asking You You to help identify them.
Shang Fan took advantage of this time to discuss with the police about taking a statement tomorrow.
It doesn't take much time to identify the criminal and explain the basic situation of the case.Just talking, one of the thieves suddenly raised his eyes and looked straight at Youyou.
"You're fine, kid. This is the first time I've been fucked. You've managed to arouse my interest."
You You: "..."
What a chilling and terrifying line.
Next to him, Shang Fan's face suddenly darkened, his terrifying coldness didn't restrain him in the slightest.
The thief was so intuitive that he was taken aback. He glanced at Shang Fan and his face became solemn.
But he still said to Youyou, "Boy, are you really a college student?"
Youyou ignored him, turned his head and pretended not to hear.
"I asked just now, the door of your house really cannot be opened, even if the keyhole is not blocked, you really cannot get out."
The role of the policeman is even more tricky than these thieves, and even less of a sense of presence. At this time, they only acted impartially and followed the procedures.
Under the urging of Shang Fan, the five thieves were about to be taken away. Before leaving, the thief leader suddenly struggled to turn his head, and almost broke free from the person who was holding him behind him.
"His uncle! That man also committed a crime, why not arrest him and only arrest me?!"
He stopped arresting himself, feeling upset, and wanted to drag anyone else into the water, even if it caused a little trouble, he would be comfortable.
Youyou was taken aback by the sudden situation, and even took a step back. This is a plot that is not in the original book. Even if some force majeure came back, these characters shouldn't be so flexible.
Moreover, how can you talk nonsense just after confirming the situation of the door?
The police pushed him back, but he continued to yell that there was something wrong with the two members of the family, and that the student was suspected of being illegally detained.
Shang Fan's face became more and more ugly, and You You's expression became more and more embarrassing.
The policeman didn't take it seriously at first, but he insisted on saying a few more words, and then went back to ask about the situation like a procedure.
The facts cannot be concealed. You You and Shang Fan have no blood or kinship relationship. There is a big gap in social status, identity, and age. It is reasonable to say that there will be no intersection.It is true that the door was changed to the strongest one when You You moved in.As a student, You You didn't go to school for many days and didn't have an internship, so it's hard to explain.
He thought about telling the truth, but the laws of this world are similar to those of the real world. Under normal circumstances, the two parties in the funding relationship should not be in contact, and it would only be more suspicious if he said it.
When the question was suddenly thrown at the two of them and had to explain, Youyou understood that things were a bit complicated.If he doesn't explain clearly today, so that he doesn't look like a kidnapped Stockholm, then he will probably be affected by the plot and have to leave for a few days.
He finally remembered that after the burglary in the original book, Youyou, who was physically and mentally injured, tried to ask the police for help.
At that time, the relationship between the two was deformed and there were many hidden dangers. He finally couldn't bear the days of being locked up at home, and wanted to regain his freedom this time.
He did succeed for a short period of time, and was briefly arranged by the police to live in a nursing home, but in the end he was arrested and returned to Shang Fan's side.
The emotional line is abusive, but the fleshy line is a new love after a long absence.
The thief leader and several policemen all looked at Youyou and Shangfan, waiting for their explanation.
Shang Fan lowered his head and looked at You You, with no expression of joy or anger on his face.
He knew that if Youyou wanted to leave at this time, all he needed was a few words.
Even if...he didn't think about leaving before, even if Youyou was really just a little nervous, so he accepted everything as a good intention, at this time, it is very likely that he will suddenly wake up and wake up suddenly.
Suddenly understand the function of this door, the function of monitoring, or have understood it a long time ago, and finally at this time, there is no need to pretend that you are not afraid.
Thinking of this, Shang Fan withdrew his gaze, stopped looking at him, and didn't take the initiative to clarify for himself.
Just as he had many moments where he was willing to believe that Youyou in front of him was harmless, so at this moment, he was also willing to believe that it was reasonable for Youyou to choose to leave.
Speaking of which, from the very beginning, this Youyou has been earnestly and diligently keeping a distance from him...
He only recognized him as an uncle, only as a relative, even when he was sleeping on the same couch, he never had any other thoughts.
Perhaps from then on, he was ready to deal with all this and leave at any time.
This is indeed more sensible.
The value above Shang Fan's head was changing again, without warning.
He raised his hand and squeezed Youyou's palm lightly, his slightly narrowed eyes seemed to be smiling.
It seems that there is no harm in letting go of your hands occasionally and obeying the power of fate...
[Blackening value: 97]
In the original plot, when You You successfully called for help and was about to leave the small black room at the last moment, Shang Fan held his palm and whispered a whisper in his ear.
【You regret it too late, I reminded you, but you didn't listen.Now, you can't escape. 】
You You looked up, and also glanced at Shang Fan, suddenly blessed to the heart.
In the next second, he showed an expression of "I understand", and he nodded firmly and slightly, not knowing what kind of telepathy he got.
then.
Then he cried with a whoosh.
It is still the kind that does not rain after thunder.
"I can't hide it any longer! I'm ashamed to face anyone, woooooooo!!!"
Policeman: "Huh?"
You You suddenly squatted down, covered her head and buried her face, "I'm sorry! Police uncles! In fact, Uncle Shang didn't know that I was in his house all the time. He didn't lock me inside on purpose!"
Policeman: "What??"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo At his house, hide in the closet and watch him change clothes, hide under the bed and sleep with him!"
Policeman: "What the hell?!?"
What a blast!
Shang Fan took a deep breath, looked down at Youyou who suddenly started howling, opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.
Even a little dazed.
This is not the first time he was surprised, because of this Youyou in front of him, because of his unexpected words and deeds.He thought he should have gotten used to it long ago, figured out the rules long ago, and was no longer unprepared, but he still thought highly of himself.
"I like men, I'm sorry, I'm just a humble idiot, but...but what's wrong with men liking men!"
I have to say that Youyou's line skills are still good, and he knows how to make use of his strengths and avoid weaknesses, knowing that his expression will be uncontrollable, so he pretended to cry and buried his face.
The policeman was shocked and speechless.
"A few days ago, he was so tired of being pestered by me that he invited me home for a meal in order to deal with me and let me go. After that, I sneaked back and hid in his house, and never left again. Only when he is not at home, dare to secretly order a takeaway!"
Youyou spoke more and more fluently, making up all the plots in the small book that he had read in his head, and when he said it later, he also brought a strong nasal voice like crying,
"I can be happy just looking at him every day... woo woo woo! I really didn't do anything else... Today I found out that his house was going to be burglarized, and I thought, even if I was found out, it wouldn't make me like it I called the police when my family was stolen! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...the half hour I pretended to be his family was the happiest time in my life!!"
The five thieves were also shocked.
One of them couldn't help raising his hand, wanting to applaud, but was handcuffed and failed to do so.
Shang Fan looked down at his performance with a blank expression on his face.
As a result, You You turned around suddenly, and suddenly rushed towards him, opened his arms, and hugged his thigh!
"Uncle—!" he yelled sadly, "Please don't hate me, please don't hand me over to the police!! I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again! I just love you so much!! !I know you are the best person, you didn’t expose me for the first time just now, you just wanted to forgive me, right?!?!!”
Shang Fan: "...?"
The policeman was stunned for a few seconds, and then coughed, "Ah, this, it's like this, in this kind of case, if you two have a couple, ambiguous relationship, etc., and you insist on not pursuing his illegal and criminal behavior, we are ...don't care about him, cough."
You You: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Shang Fan: "...Ah, um, don't pursue it."
Youyou didn't dare to look up, and didn't dare to look at anyone's face. When she was scared, she howled twice and pretended to cry, feeling like her throat was about to split.
System 100: "If you used such shameless ruthlessness to do the task..."
You You: "Then I've already died with no face and no skin, and the grass on my grave is three feet high, thank you." '
The policeman finally left, and before he left, he took a deep look at Shang Fan with a complicated expression.
All kinds of life.
The door was closed and locked tightly again, isolating everything out.
The air fell silent.
The police left, and the embarrassment returned.
Three seconds later, Youyou, who was still in the posture of hugging his thighs, his ears turned red and hot at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his body trembled slightly.
Shang Fan bent down, patted his head, and said gently, "Get up."
Youyou didn't say anything, at this moment, he just wanted to play dead, and die until the end of time.
"Little idiot, do you like to look at me every day? Huh?"
Youyou choked up for a moment, feeling that his hairs were bursting, and finally let go, and then continued to squat, covering his face.
"Hide in the closet and watch me change clothes?"
Youyou shivered for a moment, took a deep breath, and waved a hand weakly, "Don't, don't talk... I'll get up, I'll get up now..."
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