Monopolize me, let me stay at home [Transmigration Book]

After the doorbell rang, Youyou looked out through the cat's eyes.

He saw a few people in some sort of formal uniform that looked like staff.

They all wore hats with the brims pressed down, so they couldn't see their faces clearly.

Youyou immediately thought of the burglary in the plot, and took a step back.

However, those people in the plot are thieves, even if they find out that someone is going to rob in the house on a whim, shouldn't they ring the doorbell?

Could it be that he wants to further judge whether there is anyone in the room?Do you need to judge? The takeaway guys are here.

"Who is it?"

"Hi, we are property owners. The residents downstairs told us that your floor is leaking. Let's check it out."

You You understood that this was an evolution, and planned to combine deception to rob, trying to trick him into opening the door.

If he denies it, saying there is no water leak, the person posing as the property will insist on coming in to check.

But here comes the problem, even if he wanted to, he couldn't open the door.

If he does not deny it and agrees to compensation, he will also have to pay, and it will take a long time to argue, which is really troublesome.

Thinking of this, Youyou had an idea, "Why do you say my house is leaking?"

"Hello, we didn't say it, it's the residents downstairs. Please open the door first, let us confirm the situation."

"It's a lie, my family owes a lot of water bills and hasn't paid, so the water has been cut off long ago."

"...Stop, stop the water?"

"I'm so poor," Youyou revealed his true feelings, crying for his father and mother, so miserable, "I'm so poor that I can't go to college, and I can't pay the water bill...You guys are still trying to force me to pay the property. Fei, I really have no money, not even a dime!"

The people outside the door were dumbfounded.

I'm used to stealing, and being a liar for the first time seems to be different from what I imagined, and it's a bit difficult to get started.

"Brother, this family is so rich, why is it still an old rascal?"

"Shut up! Mud knows nothing!"

While guarding the door, Youyou accompanied these people in acting, and at the same time sent a message to Shang Fan, telling the story of the villain at the door.

Shang can see the surveillance, and the police have evidence when they ask, so they can call the police for themselves.

As for him, it is inconvenient for him to call the police directly now, or to say other words, which will make the thief feel that he has been exposed, so he stops acting with him, and no longer acts as a real estate agent.

If the gang starts breaking doors and committing crimes in a blatant manner, the situation is much more dangerous.

"That's possible. The water pipe in your house is broken. Please open the door and let's go in and have a look."

Another person answered, "Yeah, let's take a look and promise not to press you to pay the fee, just to give an explanation to the residents downstairs."

Don't eat this set.

That's right, these few people have stepped on it a bit. They have seen Shang Fan drive in and out in a luxury car, so they won't easily believe that he is poor, and then give up and leave.

Youyou was a little worried, stood up, and said after a while, "Then wait a moment, I'll go check the water pipes."

Then left the entrance.

Of course, he didn't really look at the water pipes, but walked around the living room, walking up and down, and his slippers slapped on the floor, making a clattering sound.

I stayed at the door for too long just now, and my legs are a little tired. It's time to exercise my muscles and bones.

'Host, remind you, they will find out if they call the police now, and the sound of closing the door after entering other rooms will also cause adverse consequences. '

Unpredictable.

"Okay..." Youyou put down the phone.

'By the way, Yaolingling, are these thieves soulless NPCs? '

'Forget it, only appeared once, only to a slightly higher degree, after the other passer-by characters who did not appear collapsed, they will be the next ones to collapse. '

When those people got impatient and started knocking on the door again to let him open it, Youyou came back.

I came back with a bench, mobile phone charging cable, crispy rice and iced Coke.

I sat down next to the gate, and while I was charging and playing with my phone, I was eating and dealing with thieves.

"Young man, after you've finished reading, shouldn't it be time to open the door? We've been waiting here for a long time, and our legs are numb."

"Who are you?"

"Hey, why don't you recognize people, we are property management."

Youyou's face darkened, knowing that this trick was useless.

'Damn it, if the force majeure doesn't come back, I can put these people's programs in an endless loop!Cycle through the night! '

'? '

'Like the clerk selling the tasting! '

Since it is a program without a soul and is composed of data, it must have bugs to follow.

System 100 tried to think about the scene of ghosts and animals, and fell silent.

"I checked, and the water pipe is not broken or leaking."

"It may be that the sewer is broken. Please open the door. We happened to bring the master who repaired the pipe."

"No, you will force me to pay the protection fee as soon as I open the door."

"It's the property fee."

"Look! You really admitted it! You are here to urge me to pay the property fee!! Do you still have any sympathy!" Youyou's tone suddenly became agitated. At this moment, his acting skills were extraordinary, reaching an unprecedented level peak,

"You properties are liars! Bad guys! Vampires! Capitalist demons!"

"No, listen to us, we're really not here for the property fee, but to see if your house is leaking..."

"Woooooooo..."

Vaguely, Youyou seemed to hear a 'grass' from the other side of the door, which was very small and depressing, almost like an auditory hallucination.

"If you want me to say, don't talk nonsense with this kid! Just do it!"

"Shut up! Mud knows nothing!"

"Don't cry, you'd better open the door, let's take a look, if you have been wronged, and there is no broken water pipe, then we will waive the property fee for you, and write off the previous fees, how about it?"

What an exciting condition, the thief is a smart one.

Youyou was a little worried that if it dragged on, they would really turn their backs and stop acting, so they agreed.

"Really? Really, you won't be urging me to pay the fee anymore?"

"It's true, if you don't believe me, we will write you a certificate later."

"Ok."

When the men outside the door heard the promise, they all showed joy.

After rambling for a long time, I finally got through it.

"Eh? Strange..."

"what happened?"

Youyou pretended to break the doorknob twice, and made a sound of trying to open the door, "Why can't this door be opened?"

As true as it is said.

Then I took a sip of iced Coke. I talked too much and my mouth was a little dry.

After drinking the coke, I felt a little uncomfortable in my mouth, and I ate another mouthful of crispy rice, Ka Ka Ka.

Suddenly, that voice cursed 'grass' again.

"Why do I seem to hear the sound of eating and drinking, we are not being donkeys, are we? If you want me to say, just do it!"

"Shut up! Mu knows a hammer!"

"I really can't open it, the door seems to be broken." You You said innocently, "You didn't mean to break my lock on purpose to retaliate against me, did you?"

"How could it be broken?!" The thief finally lost his composure, and began to speak nonsense, "Didn't it be fine just now?"

"What happened just now?"

"I saw you ordered takeaway! If the door can't be opened, how can you pick up the takeaway? It's such a big bag!"

"Oh, you said takeaway," Youyou didn't expose his show, "I got it from the dog hole."

"???"

The five thieves looked down in unison.

Below the door, the dog hole opened a crack, and a bag of finished takeaway garbage was thrown out.

"Please throw it away for me, thank you."

The thief called the youngest brother, and he really helped throw out the trash.

He couldn't help but take out a cigarette, he was so sad, he wanted to take two puffs.

"Since your door is broken and you can't get out, we won't leave and open the door for you."

Come, come, the story of breaking and entering!

You You hurriedly retorted politely, "No, no, I'll just call and ask someone to pick the lock. The lock will fall off in 10 minutes."

Hearing this, the thief's head raised his eyebrows, and three horizontal lines appeared on his forehead.

He had never seen such a proactive fool.

"Okay, why don't I call for you, we are property owners and we know professionals."

"I'll just call myself." Youyou squatted by the door, took another sip of Coke, and then dialed 110.

The thief was on the other side of the door. I couldn't see what phone he was pressing, only the sound of his phone could be heard.

"Crooked? Hello, the door lock of my house is broken, and I can't get out. Can you send me two lockpickers here? Oh, the address, this is the address..."

The thief outside the door was relieved. The idiot called the unlocker and didn't say a word because the property owner wanted to come in. It seemed that he was not cheating.

But just in case, they decided to just wait 10 minutes.

Ten minutes later, two policemen in uniform came out of the elevator with a master unlocker.

"Who? Who wants to unlock the house?"

"...?!"

"Eh? Why do you guys look familiar... Hey, fuck me! What a fool! How dare a mouse find a cat as a helper? Stop!"

……

the other side.

Shang Fan also called the police, put the surveillance video on his phone, went out, and drove home.

He is not omnipotent, and he cannot predict that criminals will come to his door today.

On the way to drive, as expected, I encountered a traffic jam.

Force majeure, it was that dark force that was at work again.

Shang Fan held the steering wheel, his eyes turned cold a little bit, some kind of tyrannical impulse to destroy everything surged up from the bottom of his heart again.

Because of this impulse, because of anger, veins appeared on the back of his hand, and his teeth were clenched tightly.

That mysterious force brought trouble to the door and caused traffic jams. At the same time, it also affected his heart as much as possible and catalyzed his emotions.

He didn't even dare to watch the surveillance video anymore. The mobile phone was randomly thrown on the passenger seat, and the sound was muted. He could only glance occasionally from the corner of his eye to confirm that nothing had happened.

When the spiritual world is unstable, judgment will also decline.Shang Fan's fingertips turned white, and he was upset, but he couldn't tell whether it was because that Youyou might be injured, or because he hated this loss of control and felt so extreme that he couldn't bear the current situation at all.

The blackening value began to climb again, starting from 90 and beating in units of 01.

And at a uniform speed, it jumped to 95.

After being stuck in traffic for half an hour, Shang Fan stopped in front of the red light and glanced sideways at the surveillance video on his phone.

It was this glance that suddenly slowed down the rise in his blackening value.

He thought he'd see a crime scene, or something.

Maybe the door was pried open, the criminals went in to steal the property, beat people, bullied people, and Youyou kept crying and begging for mercy.

Maybe it was the bloody picture of Youyou resisting desperately, but being retaliated against in the end.

Maybe Youyou is hiding somewhere, and there is a thread hanging in his heart that he may be discovered at any time.

Perhaps the conflict was intensified to the extreme. After the fight, some criminals were injured, some criminals fell from the building, and You You grabbed the railing and hung in the air outside the building.

Or a Youyou who was violated, suddenly burst out with terrifying potential, and defeated all the thugs, but was accidentally disfigured and had a mental breakdown.

Shang Fan can think of five such possibilities in one go.

But in front of him, none of them, nothing happened in the monitoring, calm and calm.

Is the internet speed bad?

His fingers trembled because of extreme emotions, he picked up his phone to check it, and touched a few keys by mistake during the process.

Youyou was still squatting at the door, the coke had already been changed, the snacks were all eaten up, and none of the thieves outside the door had disappeared.

gone?Voluntarily left?How can it be? ?

The light turned green again, Shang Fan continued to drive, he had no time to look or study why this happened, and he couldn't imagine how You You did it.

When he was about to speed, he remembered Youyou's advice in the message.

Two messages, one is to ask him to call the police, and the other is to ask him to check the brakes and mailbox before driving, and pay attention to obey the traffic rules on the road.

The foot on the accelerator loosened slightly.

The blackening value just stopped at 95 and didn't continue to rise.

When Shang Fan arrived home, he was holding a crowbar in his hand. He was stopped by the police in the corridor, and he was almost regarded as an accomplice of gangsters.

A total of five people have been captured.

No violence, no blood, no cries or broken eyes, no messy house.

When he walked into the house, his chest was still heaving slightly. Through the slender entrance, the first thing he saw was Youyou holding a bowl of noodles and wearing an apron.

The noodles are steaming and sprinkled with finely chopped shallots, exuding a burst of fragrance.

"Uncle, you're back~"

"Ah."

The tightly clenched fist, with fingernail marks on the palm, gradually relaxed with this greeting.

Youyou's gaze first moved up, and stopped on the top of Shang Fan's head, with a serious expression, then moved down, and landed on his empty hands,

"Uncle, where are the walnuts?"

"...forgot to buy it." Shang Fan was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked back, "Where's the dessert?"

"Ha, haha..." Youyou laughed dryly, "If you're not careful, you'll lose your food."