Great God collection system

Lin Qiu really wanted to ask the guy at the front desk how he tried to persuade him, but seeing Lu Zhengyi's sluggish look, he thought about it and forgot it. After all, he wanted to give him some face, after all, it was such a big thing to change his gender...

"Mr. Lu, go back and take care of some things, and he will come to live in this city later." The guy at the front desk enthusiastically patted Lu Zhengyi on the shoulder, and shook him twice, as if he was a good buddy, but the effect was very gratifying, after all, the two happened to be friends The best height difference, "We will be colleagues in the future!"

Lu Zhengyi was taken aback. His current tonnage is not at the same level as that of the front desk brother. Whenever he realizes this, he will feel very bad, and extremely regret why he was blind in the first place. Do you think being a woman is good? !

She can only please men with a low eyebrow and pleasing to the eye, even expressing a thought will be said to be not gentle!

Wen Nima is so soft!

While cursing in his heart, Lu Zhengyi followed the guy at the front desk out. They had reached an agreement just now, and the guy at the front desk was responsible for helping him "teach" that eyeless Diaosi and his ex-husbands and dogs, and beat the other party's dog's head out of here. After taking a breath, he will sell it to Awakening.

Lu Zhengyi didn't know that he had made a dangerous switch between "surveillance criminal" and "national talent", and if he was not careful, he would fall into another definition, and then he would cry without tears.What he can talk about is that he is not the only one who wants to cry but has no tears, and the system is now in extremely low pressure.

China's No.1 undiscipline awakener successfully awakened with so little earth power, but the awakening technique changed his sex, what's wrong with this?

The system pressure is very low at the moment, Lin Qiu felt it, and decided not to irritate this guy, and then he has to go to Qingdao to meet the "gay", if something happens again, although the system will not give him a physical blow , but mentally, I can’t run away, and it’s annoying to think about it.

Liu Zhusheng brought Brother Quan over, and it happened to be lunch time, and the three of them decided to go to the cafeteria run by Xingxing to settle their lunch.

As soon as he entered the cafeteria, Lin Qiu suddenly felt countless eyes stabbing towards him, some were curious, some looked down upon him, and some looked envious. At present, his true identity is only known to a few people, and the expansion of the Awakening Office is too fast, No matter Xiao Yang or Luo and Jin, the two ministers think that it is better not to announce the identity of the chief examiner for the time being. In this way, in the eyes of outsiders, he is a person who clings to the chief examiner to make a living, or the most unbearable sex transaction.

At the beginning, Yan Dongnian knew that this kind of opinion was on the Internet, and after reading it, he said with a serious face: "That's good, the pornographic transaction between us sounds so exciting! The pornographic transaction is also good!"

Lin Qiu, who was still worried about the disturbance in Yan Dongnian: "..."

In contrast, Liu Zhusheng was much calmer. Although he didn't know Lin Qiu's identity, his attitude towards him was very correct from the beginning. Qiu felt injustice, because he felt that Lin Qiu must have sacrificed his hue to please Yan Dongnian for the sake of the organization.

After listening to Xiao Yezi's solemn conveyance of this idea, it was not easy for Lin Qiu to maintain a normal expression.

I thank you for being so respectful of my hue!

Now Lin Qiu can calmly face other people's eyes. The three of them ate their own meals and hid in a corner while eating and chatting. Others didn't pay so much attention. After all, it takes a little concentration to get into the awakening. Always making a fuss, what to do?

When Lin Qiu was betting with Brother Quan on whether that "homosexual" was an awakened person, a stranger came over and sat down. He had dyed and permed brown hair, big eyes, fair skin, and if it wasn't for his Adam's apple and skeleton, he would have been so obvious. The man looks prettier than the girl from the face alone, he is also well-groomed, and has a faint scent of perfume.

"Hello." The man greeted him generously, "My name is Qin Chunqiu, nice to meet you."

Lin Qiu glanced around, there were many vacant seats, and they seated four, so there was no shortage of seats to share a table.He ignored him and buried himself in his meal. Anyway, this kind of social situation has nothing to do with his dumb.

"Who are you?" Brother Quan said unceremoniously, no matter how stupid he was, he could see that the other party had other purposes, "Is there something wrong?"

"It's nothing. I've heard about the name of the chief examiner's agent for a long time, and I just want to come and see Xiqi." Qin Chunqiu said with a smile, his tone was very gentle, without the slightest hint of tension, but what he said was very annoying, "I didn't expect the chief examiner I like this type, I really can’t tell.”

Lin Qiu raised his eyebrows, but was speechless in his heart. It seemed that his title of "Love Master" could not be removed, so he could only raise his head and look at Brother Quan resentfully.

Brother Quan was also very embarrassed, he laughed dryly, and said, "Then what, Brother Lin, I believe that you will be wronged one day."

These words mean "one day the whole world will know that you are the chief examiner", but in the ears of others, it probably only has the meaning of consolation.

Qin Chunqiu sneered: "I don't think it's necessary. If it were me, if the country needs me to do something, even my life would be worth it!"

These words were so righteous that the other three people at the same table grinned.

Liu Zhusheng immediately became upset, and said: "That's okay, the secondary awakening ceremony is now recruiting many GMs, you go and apply, if the scene is bad, you will not be able to get out, no awakener will show up for the entire awakening ceremony It won't end, if you dare to go out, you will die!"

"Isn't it impossible to get out of the secondary awakening ceremony? The main level of awakening ceremony is the death penalty, right?" Qin Chunqiu said calmly.

Liu Zhusheng was choked and glared at Qin Chunqiu.

Upon hearing this, Lin Qiu looked up at the guy again.

"This guy is good, concentrate on research and observe carefully, I like it." After Lu Zhengyi's blow, the system finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, I still want to use beauty to confuse the chief examiner." Lin Qiu complained.

"Don't worry about such a small matter." The system said.

Lin Qiu: "..."

Qin Chunqiu saw that everyone at the table was silent, and said with a victorious air: "If there is a chance, I really want to meet the chief examiner, maybe I can make friends."

"What friend? A friend on the bed?" Brother Quan said angrily, "Give up, you've already offended the chief examiner, it's impossible!"

"It's all right, just make a contribution to the country. As for whether I will be offended, you don't know, do you?" Qin Chunqiu smiled slightly, picked up the soup and drank it down, and the time spent just chatting a few words is so amazing. Already finished eating, the speed of the wind and the clouds, the elegant eating appearance, and the rare collocation, "Everyone take it easy."

Looking at the back view of Qin Chunqiu holding up the dinner plate, Lin Qiu thoughtfully knocked on the table, caught Liu Zhusheng's gaze and said, "Is this man from the army?"

"How can the army have such a handsome face... maybe." Liu Zhusheng looked at Qin Chunqiu's back, and said unwillingly, "He walks like a pose, eats like him, and nothing else! The Awakening Office is either a civil servant or a member of the army. There are few ordinary employees, after all, we are more or less a secret unit, and we can come into contact with some confidential information, such as Brother Lin, your whereabouts are confidential."

"I guess I'll let myself go as soon as I leave the army." Brother Quan said disdainfully, "I think this guy is probably gay in the first place. Anyway, if you don't talk about homosexuality, you won't know. Now in this world, jerks are popular again, and girls like it. That's it. Brother Lin, don't mind, I know who you are, and he will slap you in the face in the future!"

Okay, okay, you know, Lin Qiu buried his head in his meal, dumbfounded.

It was already 01:30 in the afternoon when we arrived in Qingdao. It is the monsoon season in Qingdao this month. The temperature is not low but the wind is strong enough to blow people away.The place where the three of them came was naturally the Awakening Office. The "gay" was invited here. The sun was shining outside and the wind was howling, but the interior was pleasant.

The "gay" guy looks handsome, tall, clean and tidy. He really looks good at first glance, and he is the type that women will like. However, this guy cried when he saw Lin Qiu, and he was caught off guard when he cried. .

The three of Lin Qiu's party and the accompanying clerks from the Qingdao Awakening Office were extremely embarrassed. The four big men watched a big man cry. The crying was soul-stirring, sad and tactful, comparable to Meng Jiangnu.

"Speak up if you have something to say." The clerk of the Qingdao Awakening Office shouted, with a military air, "Don't cry, big man!"

It’s okay if I don’t talk about it, but when I said that this person cried even harder, he almost wailed: “My son! My lifeblood! I’m dead! My life was supposed to contribute to the motherland It's all over now!"

Lin Qiu: "..."

Everyone is really vying to be the first to contribute to the motherland!

Everyone couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and they all shouted to stop the little brother from going on like this, and it was hard to stop making trouble.

"How is Qingdao? Are there any remnants of the Earth's power?" Lin Qiu chatted with the system.

"No." The system's tone was cold, "I found it when I came here. There is no sign. It must be an ordinary earthquake. This guy doesn't have the power of the earth. It's fake, so there's no need to talk about it."

Lin Qiu heaved a sigh of relief. Another Lu Zhengyi system is likely to go crazy, and it is over now. He is quite eager to go back to the salted fish to lie down. Besides, Pearson is still waiting. He has banned Yan Dongnian from Dealing with this matter, who knows what will happen to this product!

"Let me tell you, that woman did it on purpose. She deliberately asked me to choose between the house and the son. She has no maternal love at all. She knows that I must not want to part with the house!" The handsome little brother didn't realize that Lin Qiu wanted to leave. , babbling, "Do you think this woman is vicious or not?"

"It's not vicious." Brother Quan answered the words casually.

It was very quiet in the conference room.

The handsome boy was stunned, blinked his red and swollen eyes and stammered: "But, but that woman has no right not to let me see the child!"

"If you choose a son, it's over. If she wants a house, give her a house." Brother Quan continued to speak mercilessly.

"Then, how can it work?" The handsome boy stuttered even more, with an expression of disbelief, "I don't have a house, where does my son live?"

"You don't know how to make money?" Brother Quan became angry, saying one sentence after another.

"I, I won't be able to earn a house for a while, I'm all working class!" The handsome brother also became angry, "What's the matter with you? How can you be the same as my wife?!"

"I'm just talking about the truth!" Brother Quan showed a helpless look, "What does it mean to have one heart with your wife, you don't take it for granted!"

"Why don't I take it for granted? My son has my last name, isn't it my family?!" The handsome boy said confidently, "Besides, the house is the down payment made by my parents, so of course it belongs to my family!"

"Who will pay back the loan?" The clerk cut in.

"Me!" said the handsome boy, "I paid off the loan with all my salary!"

"Then what do you eat?" Liu Zhusheng cooperated tacitly.

"Isn't my wife's salary used? Is she still my family?" The handsome brother shouted.

"It doesn't count." Brother Quan said calmly, "You are gay, and if you don't like others and cheat to marry you, of course she is not your family."

The conference room became silent again.

The corners of Lin Qiu's mouth could hardly be controlled, and he quietly turned his head away. Brother Quan, Liu Zhusheng, and the clerk brother were absolutely killer, and the handsome brother was about to explode after singing and talking.

"Mr. Lin!" The handsome boy suddenly turned around and shouted at Lin Qiu, "We are the same kind of people, you must understand me, right? I also have the right to have children, how can this be called a fraudulent marriage What? My ex-wife and I are married, we paid the bride price, and the matchmaker is marrying me! I’m not living with her or something, how can this be called a fraudulent marriage? I’m heterosexual, and I have sex in bed. What’s the difference between me and a straight man? ? You must understand me, don't you and the chief examiner also need a woman to have children?!"

Lin Qiu really didn't expect that there was something to do with him, he was stunned for a long time before saying: "You can't come to me because of the matter between me and the chief examiner, right?"

After Liu Zhusheng finished "translating", the handsome boy immediately became excited: "Of course! I thought you would understand me! A person with status like you can openly form a pair with the chief examiner. What a shame to us heterosexuals." It's also a good thing, those mainstream heterosexuals won't understand!"

"I don't understand either." Lin Qiu said.

The office became silent for three times.

The handsome little brother was stunned for a few seconds, and then jumped up: "Aren't you going to have children in the future?"

Lin Qiu: "No birth."

The handsome little brother's eyes turned red: "Then what you like is a man anyway, do you understand the feeling of not being interested in a woman?"

Lin Qiu: "I don't like other men except the chief examiner."

The handsome boy still wanted to struggle to his death, but Lin Qiu got impatient and asked, "So it's a lie that you're an awakened person?"

The handsome little brother was taken aback for a moment, and his aura suddenly dropped: "I have a feeling for this, but I just don't know much about it."

Lin Qiu got to the bottom of it and asked, "What does it feel like?"

"Just, just... er, the body is hot, and the head, the head is like... er, hot water?"

Brother Quan, the only awakened person present, had a distorted expression, and said angrily: "Are you eating your brains? Brother Lin, I think he is a liar! If he doesn't admit it, ask Xiao Yezi to come over and read his mind. He will understand after reading it. Just go pick someone up!"

"It's because, because I have no other choice!" The handsome boy called out to Qu, "The judge judged blindly, and the child was sentenced to the mother when he was six years old. I don't want any more, I am worthy of that woman!"

"Okay." Lin Qiu really didn't have the mood to pay attention to this guy, "I remember that there was a bill drafted to pretend to be an awakened person?"

"Yes." The clerk here in Qingdao had a very bad expression. He finally thought he was taking a chance to find an awakened person, but it turned out that such a guy came, and he was immediately very angry, "Pretending to be an awakened person is illegal!"

"What?" The handsome little brother screamed, "What kind of illegal is this, I don't know what an awakened person is like, can I mistake myself for it? You are messing around! I want to sue you!"

There is really no law to punish this, and the handsome boy did not cause any actual loss.

Lin Qiu left Qingdao exhausted physically and mentally. When he left the conference room, the handsome boy was holding the door open and crying bitterly: "You also like men, why don't you understand? Men still have to carry on the family line in the end. Can’t stop! I’m just out of help. China doesn’t allow gay marriage and surrogacy. Isn’t that forcing us to marry women? If women didn’t have wombs, who would want to stay with women! So disgusting— —”

The lingering sound lingered for three hours.

After returning home, Lin Qiu still felt that there was an echo of the handsome boy's yelling in his ears, which could be described as a magic voice piercing through his brain. Yan Dongnian jumped up from the sofa, put his hands on his shoulders and said solemnly: "I will never marry a woman, and I will never have children with other people. If you design an awakening technique that allows men to have children , I will definitely learn it! Don’t worry, I don’t want anyone but Ah Qiu’s child!”

Although these words were nonsense, Lin Qiu's irritable heart was inexplicably soothed, he snorted softly, and turned around to go to the kitchen to get a drink.

Ignoring the fact that the earth will eventually bring all mankind to die together, life is quite comfortable.

The meeting with Pearson was scheduled for the next day. Yan Dongnian originally wanted to answer the question, but Lin Qiu strongly suppressed it. Moreover, he felt that it was not appropriate for Yan Dongnian to appear directly on the TV show. Why did he go to other countries so generously, why did he go to such great lengths to create the "Awakening Age"?

The next day, Brother Quan opened the door, and Yan Dongnian set off for Switzerland with Lu Zhengyi, who beat his former cronies into pig heads. They had made an appointment in advance to meet at Pearson's house—the house that had actually been mortgaged.

Pearson's home is a detached suburban house, the best location he can afford for his income, thanks to years of hard work.

Departure at [-]:[-] p.m. Beijing time, exactly [-]:[-] noon in Switzerland. The bright sunshine through the window of the living room relieved Pearson’s tension somewhat, but when that probably the most famous face in the world really appeared in front of his eyes He still held his breath unconsciously, his throat tightened.

Too perfect, so perfect that it doesn't look like a living person!

Yan Dongnian is used to being very indifferent when facing other people. He slightly lifts his chin and lowers his eyelids to look at people. I don't know who Lin Qiu taught this posture. It is full of oppression and at the same time, it also makes him separate from ordinary people. distance.

Lin Qiu once thought about what it would be like if he came to teach Yan Dongnian, but after thinking about it, he felt that the most likely reason is that Yan Dongnian would not exist at all, because he didn't like dragging an innocent person because of his own failure Go into the water, he has dragged enough people down in this life.

"Hello!" Pearson howled an awkward Chinese, which he had been learning since yesterday, "I'm Pearson!"

The muscles on Yan Dongnian's face remained motionless as if they were frozen, he nodded slightly, and turned around to go back to Brother Quan's door, but was kicked back by the door.

Pearson: "..."

Of course it was Lin Qiu who kicked people, Yan Dongnian curled his lips, turned his head and said in English: "You have seen me."

"I think there's some misunderstanding!" Pearson said quickly. "I need help because I'm broke because of the 'wax artist' arrest! I have kids to support and a wife, and I need money!"

Yan Dongnian said mercilessly: "Not wanting to go bankrupt is a requirement that can be satisfied, but the richest man in the world is not."

Pearson's expression was embarrassing: "People are always greedy."

"There must be a limit to greed." Yan Dongnian said coldly, "Not all mistakes can be forgiven."

The Swiss salesman flinched involuntarily. This conversation gave him the illusion that he was facing a god, just like the mood he used to have when praying to the sculpture in a church.

"I'm sorry." Pearson bowed his head reverently, "I need to get through this, and from now on I will be honest with you..." He didn't realize that he had switched to German, the native German of Switzerland.

Yan Dongnian looked at Lu Zhengyi, who was still a beautiful girl, holding a box in his hand.As soon as he received Yan Dongnian's gaze, he hurried forward a few steps, cleared his throat pretentiously, and said in Chinese English that he had memorized: "Your reward."

Pearson took it inexplicably, opened it, and found that it was a coupon: it can summon the service of the awakened one time, and it is not applicable to illegal crimes.

"Isn't this about the same as the quota for Whitsunday Island?" Pearson asked suspiciously, "This is far from enough to make up for my bankruptcy. The current price for the quota for Whitsunday Island is between [-] and [-] US dollars, unless there is some big person Sudden terminal illness, otherwise it won’t be sold at a high price.”

Yan Dongnian didn't bother to pay attention, and turned his head to enter the door, as if he had foreseen something, turned around resentfully, and explained: "This is all the awakening skills."

"Huh?" Pearson seems to have not recovered. To be honest, he is not that familiar with the awakened, at least not to the point where he has watched all the previous videos of the awakening ceremony.

"This is enough." Yan Dongnian became impatient, "You just need to release the news."

After finishing speaking, regardless of whether there would be any legs to kick over, Lu Zhengyi turned around and entered the door. When Lu Zhengyi saw that the master had run away, he immediately greased his feet and slipped away, and the huge ornate golden door followed. It was closed, leaving only a bewildered Pearson standing in his living room in a daze.

Pearson has yet to foresee how much waves this "help card" will create.