Great God collection system

Lin Qiu must report to Xiao Yang when he travels. Although the other party did not make a clear request, he also knows what kind of speculation will be caused by a person sneaking out of town. There are too many people, so he will not be hypocritical about such trivial matters.

As expected, as soon as Xiao Yang heard what Lin Qiu said, a commercial smile appeared on his face. The two knew each other very well for so long. I have to think about how to get rid of his idea." Although he thought it was funny, but in order to prevent Xiao Yang from developing into a bald head, he took the initiative to explain: "This is all related to the awakening technique, except for me. It's useless for others to go."

"Awakened people can't do it?" Xiao Yang pondered for a moment and said, "I didn't say, Brother Lin, you have so many awakened people under your command, and there are more than 100 on Holy Spirit Island alone. You don't have to do everything by yourself, you have to learn Divide things up, otherwise the stall will get bigger and bigger in the future, and you won't be able to handle it by yourself."

"Yes, I'm not developing the 'Age of Awakening'." Lin Qiu was telling the truth, but when he said it at this time, Xiao Yang was immediately embarrassed, and he quickly explained, "I'm not talking about putting it in the region I know your difficulties."

Xiao Yang patted Lin Qiu's arm wordlessly: "It would be great if the boss was as good as you."

"What's my name, Boss?" Lin Qiu said dumbfoundedly, "Then I can go now?"

"It's best not to, why don't you call someone over?" Xiao Yang immediately said, "Well, if it's really necessary, I'll reimburse them and call them over."

"The transgender one is fine, but the gay one is not." Lin Qiu said, "I still have to go to his place to check the situation."

"One less is one." Xiao Yang insisted, "Then call the transgender one, and I will arrange to meet at our city's Awakening Office."

Lin Qiu was stunned: "Our city has awakened too?"

"Brother Lin, you are really living a fairy life. You don't know anything." Xiao Yang said with a bit of resentment, "Have you read all the reports I gave? Yes, it may be extended to counties in the future, the state supports it, and we need to start serving the awakened in detail. It is nothing to set up an office, lest some people become confused and do not know how to go. On a crooked path."

The reason is this, whether it is service or monitoring is not necessarily the case, but it is still necessary.

Lin Qiu immediately asked the system in his mind: "Did you read the report Xiao Yang gave me?"

"Of course I saw it!" The system said confidently.

"Then why didn't you tell me that the Awakening Office has set up an office?"

"What is there to say about such a trivial matter?"

After Lin Qiu simulated beating the system ten thousand times in his mind, he squeezed out a smile and said to Xiao Yang, "Then let's do this, it's troublesome."

"Hey, which one of us is with whom?" Xiao Yang said indifferently, "Someone called you, and there is another one. Have you picked out the list of students?"

"Okay." Speaking of this, Lin Qiu had some doubts, "Are they awakened to be employees in the future?"

"Civil servants, don't worry, they are all state staff." Xiao Yang said familiarly, "What's the matter?"

"There is an employee in the Awakening Office, Wang Zhi, I heard he resigned recently?" Lin Qiu hesitated, but still asked.

Ever since posting the phrase "I'm sorry", Pharaoh has disappeared from the world. Not long ago, he suddenly sent a message "I'm leaving". He kept asking, but he only replied "Go out and play" without any reply. It's not easy to say anything.

"Oh, that colleague of yours?" As expected, Xiao Yang said clearly, without any strange expression, "Going to catch the sea again."

"... Really rushing to the sea?" Lin Qiu asked in surprise.

"Well, the first self-produced luxury cruise ship in China, the Golden Autumn Poetry, just left the factory in September and mainly runs on long-distance routes in the Atlantic Ocean." Xiao Yang reported it, "It's a regular company, don't worry."

Lin Qiu really wanted to complain about the name of the cruise ship, but after thinking about it, he let it go. Since he has clearly rejected others, he has no right to take care of other people's lives.

The "transgender" came very quickly. Lin Qiu received a notice from Xiao Yang the next day. On the way to the awakening office, he wondered if this person would become awkward. Only when he saw the person did he realize that it was completely different from what he imagined. no the same.

The local building of the Awakening Office is located in the center of the old BCD business district. It can be said that every inch of land is expensive, and the signboard is also very clear. Lin Qiu does not understand the reason for such a high profile.It is indeed very safe to go directly to the floor from the parking lot, as soon as you get out of the elevator, there is a receptionist waiting for you, unlike other big companies, the receptionist is actually a young guy, when he saw him, he said seriously, "Brother Lin. "

For a moment, Lin Qiu was in a trance that he was the boss of the underworld.

Xiao Yang was not there, he was very busy after all, the brother at the front desk brought Lin Qiu into the meeting room, and saw a petite figure.

Lin Qiu admitted that this "transgender" has no male shadow at all, and is 100% girl from any angle: oval face, double eyelids, big eyes, small cherry mouth, can be said to be a perfect girly appearance, It's just that she or he, wearing a hoodie, jeans, and sneakers, has nothing to do with changing her whole body to a man.

"My name is Lu Zhengyi, you are the chief examiner..."

"Agent." The guy at the front desk snapped, "Mr. Lin, I can read lips and translate for you."

Lu Zhengyi frowned, and said very unhappy: "Why didn't the chief examiner come? Look down on me?"

Well, what a man.

Lin Qiu asked in his heart: "How is it? Are there any traces of the power of the earth?"

"Yes." The system's tone was not very good, as if it was gnashing its teeth, "This guy is indeed an awakener."

"Wow, isn't that the first case in China?" The more Lin Qiu thought about it, the more he gloated and couldn't help laughing, but he could only hold back when there were outsiders present, "The awakening skill of the first individual awakener is to change his gender... puff!"

"Wait a minute, maybe his awakening technique is to fulfill his wish!" The system was dying.

"If that's the case, wouldn't it be time to change back?" Lin Qiuren smiled until his expression twisted, "But he didn't change back."

system:"……"

Feeling the resentment of the system, Lin Qiu gave up the plan to stimulate it, and put on the kindest smile he thought he said: "Can you describe in detail what happened to you?"

Lu Zhengyi seemed very unhappy, but the angry expression on this face was not threatening at all, but rather charming, he pursed his lips, and started from the beginning: "Basically, you are in a private message with me As I said, I originally thought, women, find a rich man to marry, have a house and a car, and do housework at home and wait on your husband on the bed, wouldn’t it be comfortable? We men are under so much pressure, women are much more comfortable ! As a result, it became like this when I fell asleep."

"Then isn't this your wish? Why don't you want to?" Lin Qiu asked a little knowingly. Although the "translation" front desk boy had a serious face, his eyes were already crescents, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. .

"How the hell do I know women do so much shit?" Lu Zhengyi slammed the table and shouted angrily, "I wore a short skirt the first day I went out, it was my mother's mother many years ago. Money, when I meet an idiot who insists on asking me for a number, I want you to fuck me, and I don’t want to see what kind of shit you’re wearing? A dick wants to fuck me too? How the hell am I going? I don’t know what to do? My mother said fuck off, but that dick turned back, and I scolded him like before, he dared to hit me! I used to scold people so much that I dare not Look at me, become a woman and be bullied like this? Fuck his grandma, of course I have to fight back, I have practiced...but I can't beat it! The hanging silk actually said that I have a bad attitude, I should fight, fuck me Your whole family! Find the police, the police said that I was not injured, and there is no evidence, so there is no way to deal with it!" There was a lot of swearing.

Lin Qiu listened to the swear words that should be coded, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but go up wildly. He quietly approached the boy at the front desk, and said with his lips: "What did he look like before?"

The guy at the front desk was clearly prepared. When he flipped his phone, a photo of a burly man was displayed. This man was not only a big man, but also an ugly and fierce man. He had a square face, a wide jaw, and a full face. With a crew cut and a black vest, it's really strange that someone would dare to provoke him.

Lin Qiu glanced at the photo on the phone, then at Lu Zhengyi, who was spouting obscenities across the table, and said thoughtfully, "You look like your favorite woman now, right?"

After the guy at the front desk "translated", Lu Zhengyi slapped the table: "Of course! A woman should be like me. I have breasts, a butt, a thin waist, long legs and I look like a 16-year-old! What's wrong?! Logically Said, I look like this, what kind of guy can’t be caught? It’s the turn of the dick to talk to me?! The dick shouldn’t even look at me, what right does he have to look at me?”

It is indeed possible based on appearance, but this character...

Lin Qiu swallowed the complaints in his heart, and said, "Then what do you want now? Change back?"

"Of course!" Lu Zhengyi slapped the table again, "What's the use of my current appearance? I don't know any technology, so I can't sell it? Don't tell me, I really asked, the highest said It’s [-] a night, and [-] is worth it?” He scolded and spit, angrily, “And my gang of foolish brothers, they used to say the same thing as me, saying that women are more comfortable than men Well, it turned out that I became like this, they immediately said they wanted to have sex with me, fuck you! Think I don’t know what they’re thinking? Don’t you just want to sleep? Sleepy but still unwilling to pay , I asked them to invite them to dinner, and they actually said to me, "What kind of meal is it? It's so familiar, go directly to the hotel"! I fucked his grandma! And told me, what we said is just for fun, how can you really believe it? ? Said that my brain is only good enough to be a woman! I fucked his ancestors for eighteen generations!"

Both Lin Qiu and the younger brother at the front desk lowered their heads and stared intently at Guangjian Keren's desktop, because they couldn't hold back their smiles.

Lu Zhengyi finally found a place to confide in, and he couldn't stop talking: "And my stupid old man, who said that I'm a fucking woman, so I don't need to buy a house, and the down payment I have saved for so many years is gone. Buying health products, buying health products, traveling, what the hell, do you think I’m dead? That’s fine, I’ll go on a blind date. When we meet, they say they want to get married. Within three days, I either go to a night movie or go on a date. Travel, do you think I’m an idiot? Let’s talk about getting married, everyone says to be everywhere, let me find a job when I mention marriage! If I want to make money for myself, why should I get married? Isn’t that what women do?”

Hearing this, Lin Qiu also realized that if he didn't stop it, he might be able to talk until dark, so he could only clear his throat and said, "Is there anyone who is willing to marry a housewife?"

"Why do you need to marry a dick with poor conditions? How can I marry half Wang Sicong with my appearance? I have experience in bed kung fu, young and beautiful, and good looking. What kind of person can't find it? If I still want to live a miserable life, pay off the mortgage and find a job, what am I doing like this? Isn’t that what I do when I’m a man?” Lu Zhengyi cursed, and then realized the problem, “No Ah, what I am talking about now is that I want to change back, this must be an awakening skill, you have to be responsible! If it weren't for these things you caused, how could I become like this?!"

Lu Zhengyi's other words are all nonsense, only this last sentence is correct, if there is no Lin Qiu as the chief examiner, the earth will still be the same earth, and Lu Zhengyi will still be that guy.

"Is there a way?" Lin Qiu asked the system.

"No." The system was weak, I don't know if it was angry or frustrated, "I only feel the power of the earth, and I didn't see him use the awakening technique with my own eyes, how to analyze it! Travel back in time to see it? Don't think about it! This guy's The comprehension ability is amazing, how did this happen, even now, the power of the earth I feel is too weak!"

"This..." Lin Qiu's heart suddenly moved, "Is there anything Lao Wang can do?"

"No! Old Wang is only immune and not the elimination of awakening skills!"

"An item in the 'Age of Awakening' game?"

"That is only valid within the scope of the awakening ceremony, you want to let him stay in your awakening ceremony for the rest of your life?!"

Lin Qiu seemed to grasp the important point, pondered for a moment, looked at Lu Zhengyi's angry appearance, and said tentatively: "Brother, actually, you may not be able to change back, but we can also provide other solutions. Method."

Fortunately, Lin Qiu didn't need to say this sentence, otherwise Lu Zhengyi would probably get up on the table after listening to it halfway, and get angry, but after listening to the whole sentence, he was still very unhappy, and said with a gloomy face: "Where is the chief examiner? Didn't you say that the chief examiner came to see me?"

The chief examiner is right in front of you, Lin Qiu secretly sighed.

"Actually, your appeal is nothing more than wanting to live a better life, right?" Lin Qiu asked.

"Who doesn't want to live a good life!!" Lu Zhengyi said angrily, "You don't want to?"

What a real person.

Lin Qiu laughed dryly, and said: "Let's put it this way, I'm afraid no one in your whole world can solve it. You can't change it back. You have to know the fact first. The chief examiner can't do it. If you don't believe it, I will You can ask the chief examiner to come over and talk to you personally, but we don’t care about how to solve it later.”

The guy at the front desk "translated" here, and Lin Qiu observed it. Although Lu Zhengyi still had an angry face, he didn't say a word. He seemed to be thinking about something. retarded.

"If you agree with this result, I can offer you a job. We can negotiate the salary. You can change back to a man within a limited time and place. Maybe there is a chance to solve it completely, but the hope is relatively small. You can get married. It doesn't matter whether you are married or not, and you are absolutely qualified for this job."

Lu Zhengyi seemed to want to get angry, but after being beaten, she also realized the gap in physical strength between men and women, so she held back and asked, "Do you want to suffer?"

"It's not really hard work, but the treatment should be good." Lin Qiu said.

"How much is a month?" Lu Zhengyi really paid more attention to money.

"How much do you want?" Lin Qiu asked back.

Now Lu Zhengyi was caught in a tangle, frowned and thought for a long time, and said: "Ten thousand a month, five social insurance and one housing fund, and no overtime on weekends!"

Lin Qiu secretly heaved a sigh of relief, this condition was too easy to meet.

No matter how sand-sculpted Lu Zhengyi's awakening skills are, I am indeed a genuine awakener. Since I am an awakener, it is very easy to be transferred to the awakening office. To be honest, 1 yuan a month is indeed a high salary in the whole country. It doesn't count at all in Beijing, and he really does have a special role.

What Lin Qiu wanted was for Lu Zhengyi to serve as a GM in the "Awakening Age".

With the increase of players in the "Awakening Era" and the expansion of the scope, the future tasks will also increase geometrically. It is absolutely impossible for him, Brother Quan and Yan Dongnian to be busy, and not all tasks The super awakening ceremony required three of their BOSS characters to appear on the stage. It was a coincidence that they rushed to the front, and they needed to verify the game design before doing it themselves. If there are more times in the future, and the scene is repeated, just send other people to go.

It's like bringing the awakened person back. Unless you are seriously injured and your life is dying, you can just send someone to bring the person back afterwards.

Lu Zhengyi has practiced before, and he can recover a man's body in the venue of the awakening ceremony. He is strong enough to fight, and he is an awakened person. From the standpoint, he is naturally separated from ordinary people. Outside the ceremony, his appearance is naturally deceptive, as long as he doesn't open his mouth, it is easy to gain the favor of others.

Besides, with his appearance, he might not be able to survive in his original hometown...

"Ten thousand a month, you can fly around the world, play everywhere, all expenses are reimbursed, you can meet powerful awakened people, have a formal national establishment, five social insurances and one housing fund, and you don't work every day, you may only work after half a month One day." Lin Qiu began to flicker, as if facing Party A, he has become a lot more proficient in this kind of thing now, "Don't interfere at all when you fall in love, get married and have children, how about it?"

Lin Qiu originally thought that it would be easy to get out with such a condition, but he didn't expect Lu Zhengyi to be suspicious when he heard it: "So good? What do you want me to do? You can't sell it?"

"Why do you always think about selling..." Lin Qiu complained, "Do you know the 'Age of Awakening'?"

Lu Zhengyi nodded. Although he was in a bad mood, he still understood what he needed to know. He really studied a lot about the Awakened.

"Does the GM know?"

When Lu Zhengyi heard it, he suddenly realized: "You want me to be the GM of 'Age of Awakening'? Didn't I say that the GM of your game is treated so well?"

"No, your GM is equivalent to an on-site GM. It's like someone receiving a mission to protect the awakened, but the 'Witch Hunt' is too powerful for players to beat. Our game is special, so we can't really let players die in the game. But the 'Witch Hunter' is not an NPC designed by us, and people will definitely not be merciful because of the players, so you need to appear on the stage at this time." Lin Qiu explained.

"That can't be done!" Lu Zhengyi's sand sculpture returned to Sand Sculpture, and his reaction was still very fast, "'Witch Hunter' will not show mercy just because I am a GM! I am going to hang myself like this!"

Lin Qiu was silent for a while, holding back his smile, and said: "But you are different, firstly, you can recover a man's body in the 'Awakening Ceremony' venue, and secondly, you are the GM, who will give you various props Yes, although the 'Awakening Ceremony' will disappear as soon as it is over, it is possible in the scene, and maybe you can comprehend other awakening skills to solve your state! Don't worry, I will definitely guarantee your safety, GM, you must be invincible in the game field.”

Lu Zhengyi thought for a while, still puzzled: "Then why don't you go in person, and pay me to go?"

"That's because I'm abroad after all, I don't want to show up."

"Then it's okay for me to show up?"

"It doesn't necessarily show up every time, and no one knows you."

"My friends and parents all know me!"

"You're less famous than me, right?"

"That's also acquaintance!"

Is this the time to talk about this?

Lin Qiu felt that it was impossible to communicate with this person at all, and his ability to get into the horns of a dead end was not inferior to ordinary people.

The guy at the front desk couldn't listen anymore: "How about this, Brother Lin, do you want me to talk to this brother? Take a break."

"What do you mean?" Lu Zhengyi immediately became vigilant. Compared with Lin Qiu's harmless otaku appearance, the image of the guy at the front desk is more sturdy, and the danger is obviously greater. "What are you going to do?"

"It's nothing, it's just that it's not convenient for Brother Lin to speak. Let's talk fast, right?" The guy at the front desk bared his white teeth, "Brother Lin, go to the lounge to rest for a while, Xiao Chen!"

When Lin Qiu followed Xiao Chen out of the conference room, Lu Zhengyi was still yelling, his tender voice was really non-threatening. After drinking a cup of tea, he was surprised to find that Xiao Chen could also read lips, and even good.

"The one in the conference room is still taught by me. How about he, can he come to work here? He has recovered a long time ago." Xiao Chen said quite proudly.

"Are you demobilized now?"

"Graduated from the Information Department." Xiao Chen stood up, "I'm an excellent student!"

The young man who has just graduated is really energetic. After Lin Qiu sighed, he felt that the years are not forgiving. His mentality has become very old in just a few years. The main reason is that the harsh winter year is too annoying. He has always had the illusion of being a father.

"Then why did you come to be the front desk?" Lin Qiu was a little puzzled. It stands to reason that these people have collars when they go to the army, and the front desk is too talented and useless.

"Hey, this is also exercise. Besides, what are the people coming and going in this place? You can't put on airs at the front desk. If something really happens, who will stop it? The clerks are all school officials!" Xiao Chen said indifferently. My children were all exposed, "It's not easy for me to come in, I still found...well, I found a lot of ways."

Lin Qiu smiled and understood.

All along, the three departments in the Awakening Office have not been very integrated, and there will be no troubles in major issues, but there is no reason for my family members to compete for interests behind closed doors.

Awakened people are resources that can bring huge benefits, so don’t grab or fight and wait for the pie to fall from the sky?

nonexistent.

Lin Qiu and Xiao Chen chatted one after another, the door of the conference room opened, and the brother at the front desk led Lu Zhengyi out: "He agreed, Brother Lin."