[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

After explaining the facts clearly, Tingyou's heart was broken.It's fine to make small troubles on weekdays, but today he actually got into trouble with Marshal Canopy? !Tianting has always favored martial arts more than culture, so how will he protect her in front of all the military officers in the future?In addition, he wanted to teach this little girl some lessons, so he couldn't protect her in public or private.

He patted the gavel and said: "Danqing, you are lawless and disregard the rules and regulations of the sky. This sentence will punish you today. You will copy all the rules of the sky three times within ten days. You must meditate on your mistakes and make no mistakes. .”

"Yes." Danqing's head was almost stuck in the ground.Those celestial rules can be as tall as her alone.Copying it three times will kill her.

"Sun Wukong. You are so ruthless and courageous in picking quarrels and provoking troubles. This sentence will punish you to return the helmet of the Marshal of the Canopy to the Canopy Mansion, and apologize to him. We will start cleaning the North Heaven Gate tomorrow, and there will be no mistakes until it is finished." Listen. You didn't allow him to question, and directly announced his withdrawal.

Sun Wukong picked his ears and said dissatisfied: "This heaven is really boring. Find an opponent to compete with each other, and there is no real fight, and you still have to be punished? My grandson has always only known that the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit. I’ve never heard of such a reasoning. I’d rather go back to Huaguo Mountain and continue to be my Monkey King.”

"No!" Danqing was terrified when he heard that he wanted to go down to earth, and hurried forward and said: "Master Sun, this is just a small episode, don't take it to heart! If you go down to earth, what will happen to those heavenly horses?" What should I do? Who will take me to play in the Imperial Horse Prison—”

Monkey King didn't expect that he could provoke her to try so hard to keep her by just saying it casually.He blew a short but melodious whistle, and said: "Got it, go back and copy your book, and take this back with you." He took out the victory prize of today's battle and threw it into her arms.

Danqing caught it firmly, nodded and said, "Oh. What about you?"

"I'll go back to the racecourse to have a look." After saying that, he disappeared.

When we got back to the Imperial Horse Prison, it was dark and it was past time for dinner.Yu Shi reheated the meal that had been prepared earlier, but she had no appetite.After eating some hastily, he stared at the helmet in a daze.

With Sun Wukong's temper, not to mention returning the helmet to make an apology, and seeing the canopy, don't beat him up again, it's Amitabha.In case the two of them disagreed and started to fight again - Senior Brother would definitely not let him go.When the time comes, he will be angry and return to the mortal world—no way, no way.It's better for her to return the helmet, send some delicious food and say something pleasant, maybe this matter will pass.

After making up her mind, she packed a few plates of desserts and headed straight to the Canopy Mansion with her helmet on.

"Tenpeng Marshal, I was wrong. I shouldn't have ridden your war horse casually. Don't remember the villain's mistakes. Take the helmet and forgive Danqing." She stood under the big-eared canopy hall, pouted and apologized. Very sincere.

However, Canopy was unmoved: "You delicious and lazy little fart officer, do you think that everyone who has milk like you is a mother? How can you apologize with a few plates of rotten pastries? How dishonest. That monkey Woolen cloth?"

She hurriedly replied: "It's none of Mr. Sun's business. If the Marshal is angry in his heart, just let Danqing go, Danqing will never talk to senior brother."

"I don't know how to hit women." Tianpeng exhaled displeasedly, and said: "Tell me about you, how dare you ride your grandpa's horse when you look like this? You have a garlic nose and a big pancake face, just looking at it makes you angry I have a white horse that wants to hump Chang'e, and you ruined it."

Danqing was so wronged that tears almost fell down.Although her appearance can't be called alluring, she is also pretty and delicious.It was the first time since she was born that she was so humiliated by a fat man.

At this moment, with a whoosh, a long thing passed by, brushed Canopy's ears with a bang, and nailed to the wall behind him—it was the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

Danqing looked back, and Sun Wukong walked in lazily stepping on his combat boots, and said, "What's the matter with Danqing'er? I look handsome."

Danqing's face turned red with a brush.He lowered his eyes timidly.

Tianpeng was also a little apprehensive when he saw the monkey, he moved a little to the side, and bluffed: "Boldly Bi Mawen, if you dare to come to your grandfather's mansion in the middle of the night, aren't you afraid that you will be fined to do all the sanitation of the four heavenly gates?"

"Hmph, my old grandson was so scared that he was going to run away." Monkey King tilted his head, and the golden cudgel changed into the size of an embroidery needle and flew into his ear as if ordered.

Tianpeng was so ashamed by his words, so he could only pretend to be calm and said: "Forget it, I can tolerate you, I don't care about you two assholes. Get out of here!"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, took Danqing's hand and walked out.Danqing had no choice but to salute the canopy and said, "Danqing resigns."

On the way back to the palace, Danqing was unhappy.The top of her head only reached his shoulders, so she was exactly three inches.It's just that on weekdays, when you walk, you will bounce around, but today it is very dull, and you only move slowly.

Thinking of the fat man's smug face when Dan Qing'er humbly apologized to the fat man, Sun Wukong couldn't help but clenched his fists.But considering that everything she did was for him - he looked at the sad little man beside him, but he couldn't lose his temper no matter what.

"Dan Qing'er, although my old grandson has never seen that Chang'e, you must be much more handsome than her." Although the words were a bit crude, he racked his brains to come up with them.

Danqing was so teased that he raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Oh, I'm not bothering about this matter."

"Then tell me, what are you bothering about?" He folded his hands behind his head and walked very slowly following her steps.

She sighed and said: "I was thinking that there are so many wings in that day, if I offend him today, I will definitely hurt my senior brother in the future."

"What are you afraid of? With my old grandson here, if he dares to find fault, I will beat him so hard that even his grandfather doesn't know him anymore." He raised his eyebrows, thinking about it was enjoyable.

She was even more terrified after hearing this, and hurriedly begged: "Don't do it, Mr. Sun. Although you do have this ability, if you beat him again, I'm afraid you won't even be able to keep your immortality. You begged for this official position... do it well, don't always think about fighting."

He paused when he heard the words, and turned around, his brows faded from the usual playful look, and became a little more serious. "Why do you say good things for my old grandson to the old Jade Emperor over and over again?"

"Ah?" She was taken aback by this rather unexpected question, and hurriedly replied: "Because... because I like Mr. Sun. Besides, looking at the Nine Heavens, there are not many people who are as capable as Mr. Sun Well, it wouldn’t be a waste if you don’t recruit Heavenly Court as an errand.”

He raised his eyebrows and chuckled, turned around and put his hands on his pillow, and walked forward.

She breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly followed with her short legs.

At night, she still sleeps on the bed, and he sleeps on the windowsill.

The cold Asgard suddenly seemed to be a little more angry, and became less boring.

On the second day, he got up early as usual, only to find that she was gone on the bed.He turned over and got off the ground, after making sure that she didn't fall under the bed because of her bad sleeping position, he just washed up and called the boy to watch the horses together.

"Master Sun!" He was about to go out when he was stopped by a female voice behind him.

He turned around, was that fairy named Yushi?Carrying a big food box in her hand, she ran over clumsily and said, "Master Sun, Senior Sister Danqing went out before dawn and didn't have breakfast. I just made this, can I ask you Bring it to her? There's a peach in it, so you should take a bite too."

Sun Wukong was a little confused: "Where did she go?"

"Beitianmen, I'm going to help you with cleaning." Afraid that he would refuse, Yu Shi put the food box in his arms, and ran away quickly: "Thank you, Mr. Sun!"

Sun Wukong threw things to the boy, and he summoned somersaults and walked away.

When he came to the mid-air of Beitianmen, he purposely kept silent, and lightly landed on the white marble arch with the words "Beitianmen" engraved with his toes. Seeing that small figure, he couldn't help but feel a little funny in his heart.With such a large vacant lot, once she has wiped it all, she won't have to copy the rules of the sky.

She changed into a pure white gauze skirt today, squatting on the ground and spreading the skirt layer by layer, like a little jasmine with two petals.The sleeves were rolled up high, revealing a section of lotus arms.Her waist-length black hair was tied on top of her head, like a little Taoist nun.He raised the corners of his lips and shook his head helplessly, pulled a handful of monkey hair from the back of his head, put it on his lips, and breathed out the fairy air, creating dozens of selves, all of them indistinguishable from his real self.

The monkeys landed one after another carrying rags and buckets, you wiped the left side and I got busy on the right side.

It was the first time for Dan Qing to see so many Monkey Kings, and he was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth: "Master Sun, Master Sun? Which one is Master Sun?"

He grinned higher, turned around and landed lightly, patted her on the shoulder, and said, "I'm here."

"Wow!" She looked him up and down, and then at Mrs. Sun who were working next to him, but she couldn't see the slightest difference.She clapped her hands excitedly, and said: "Master Sun is so powerful, so many Monkey Kings, are they all changed by hair?"

Sun Wukong proudly said: "Of course. If I want to change, I can change thousands of them. I'm afraid this Beitianmen can't hold it."

"Master Sun, Master Sun—oh, there are so many Master Suns?" The young man also caught up, and was shocked when he saw this situation: one is enough for so many, how can you serve them?

Fortunately, he recognized Danqing, knew that the person next to her must be the true deity, so he ran over and said: "Master Sun, Fairy Danqing, the breakfast has been delivered!"

"Wow, something to eat!" She threw away the dishcloth and didn't bother to wash her hands. She snatched the food box and opened the lid and stuffed a piece of snack into her mouth. She said vaguely, "It's too early, I'm hungry!"

Sun Wukong looked at the girl who was so busy for him, and his heart finally warmed up. Holding her small waist, he jumped up to the Beitianmen archway: "The ones who grow up violently are eaten in their mouths."

"Hey, my name is Yushi. I prepared peaches. You can eat as much as you want." She opened the food box layer by layer, and finally found the peaches in the middle, and handed them to him.

One, two, three, four, five.It's just an early meal, so why eat so much?She really took him as herself.He picked a big one and took a bite, it was crunchy.He scratched the back of his head and said: "After eating, you can go back to the Yumajian to copy your Tianrui, I will finish it in a while."

She blinked and nodded, "Oh, yes. Master Sun is the most powerful!"

He turned away quickly.