[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

Everyone here is tall and burly, with a square forehead and a broad face, and a silver helmet and silver armor are very majestic.Holding a nine-tooth nail rake, although it is bulky but sharp, it is staring angrily at this moment.

Danqing immediately felt a stiff back: What the hell?This handsome white horse actually belonged to that fat man named Tianpeng?Violent waste, violent waste!It's just that the canopy is very watery, commanding hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, and he is domineering on weekdays, so he is not a master to be messed with.

She raised her left leg and was about to dismount sideways, but was stopped by Monkey King: "Dan Qing'er, sit down."

"Eh..." She stopped in place, neither did she get down, nor did she sit back.She can't afford to provoke this monkey, and she can't afford to provoke that fat man either!

But Sun Wukong winked at her with a confident expression on his face, and twitched the corner of his mouth again.Danqing immediately sat back—no, this monkey is too handsome and poisonous!

He smoothed the mane on the back of the white horse, whispered something in its ear, and the white horse moved its front hooves and whistled softly.

Sun Wukong patted the white horse and said loudly to the sky: "Fatty, since you said this horse is yours, can you agree to call it?"

"Of course!" Canopy poked the weapon on the ground, put his right index finger and thumb in a circle and blew a long whistle.

The white horse shook his head, pretending he didn't hear it, and didn't respond at all.

"Ah?" Tianpeng was a little surprised, and blew three more times, but the white horse ignored him. "Monkey monkey, what kind of magic did you and my white horse use?"

Sun Wukong looked proud, and stepped forward and said: "It's not that I used any magic tricks. It's just that it thinks you are too heavy, and it doesn't want to hump you anymore!" The monkey followed the action of the canopy just now and whistled, and the white horse unexpectedly Stepping out of the iron hoof, he walked forward slowly, walked straight to the monkey, and honked meekly.

What a god!

The monkey proudly said: "I am in charge of all the celestial horses in the heavenly court, so they naturally obey my grandson!"

Sitting on the tall horse, Danqing couldn't be more airy, wishing she could go around the sky and announce that the canopy horse was hers.

"It's unreasonable!" Tianpeng's face turned pale with anger.He raised the nine-toothed rake in his hand and waved it in the air, saying: "Bi Mawen, do you dare to eat my rake?"

Sun Wukong also raised his hand and took out the golden cudgel the size of an embroidery needle from his ear, and blew a breath of fairy air over it, the stick body instantly shone brightly, becoming more than ten feet long, and said, "Why don't you dare!"

Seeing this, Dan Qing immediately fell ill with an occupational disease, and shouted: "Wait a minute! Fighting is not allowed in heaven!"

"It's harmless to learn from each other!" Sun Wukong is aggressive by nature, and he was really suffocated in such a solemn place in the heaven these two days.Now it can be regarded as finding an opponent, although he is a bit stupid, he can still try his muscles.Holding the golden cudgel tightly, he felt a sense of conquest in his heart, and his eyes shone brightly.He waved his arms, and a scarlet cloak fluttered in the wind instantly: "Fatty, I'll give you three tricks!"

Sitting on the white horse, Danqing looked at the monkey with the eyes of bird's nest honey, his eyes were full of peach hearts, and he wished he could pounce on it and lick it: she deserves to be chosen, handsome, so handsome!

Canopy has never been so humiliating to anyone, and now he was so angry that he said angrily, "What three tricks, one trick will make you cry and beg Grandpa for mercy!" He picked up the rake, stretched his legs, and threw himself at him.Although Tianpeng's movement is not fast, his strength is great. This move is overwhelming, and the nail rake brings a gust of righteous wind.

Danqing's heart tightened, and he said: "Master Sun, be careful, this fat man is very powerful!"

Sun Wukong didn't take it seriously, turned his head and smiled, and said: "Dan Qing'er, keep your eyes open!"

Seeing that the canopy attack was imminent, he neither dodged nor dodged, letting the rakes fall rapidly.At the moment when the rake was about to touch his monkey hair, Monkey King took a step back at an extremely fast speed, stepped on his feet, jumped high, and stepped on his shoulders on both sides of the canopy with his combat boots.

The rake on the canopy was too heavy, and at this moment he exerted all his strength, and the rake swung out and hit the ground, causing him to stagger.The monkey put on his shoulder wickedly and refused to get off, and chanted a mantra of moving mountains and moving earth, and instantly moved a mountain.Sweat dripped from the canopy, unable to hold on, and was finally pressed down to one knee on the ground.

But the monkey didn't press too hard, he took the curse, turned around and landed lightly, and took advantage of the opportunity to play a stick flower, the movement was done in one go.

"So handsome!" Danqing couldn't help shouting and clapping his hands.

Hearing the words, the monkey put the stick on his shoulder, grinned and showed two small pointed canine teeth, raised his eyebrows at Danqing, and Danqing's heartbeat doubled in an instant.

There was a blunt sound from the golden artifacts, and the surrounding fairies were all attracted to them.The heavenly court hadn't been so lively for a long time, they all stopped to watch, whispering excitedly.

Having suffered in front of so many people, Tianpeng couldn't hold back his face, so he turned around with a rake and beat him.The monkey didn't dodge any more, swung his stick to block it, and the two peerless weapons collided, bursting out a string of flames.

Immediately there was applause from the crowd.

The two fought together, the canopy only attacked but not defended, while the monkey used defense as an attack, easily defusing his clumsy moves time and time again, the moves hit the vital points of his acupuncture points, but only hit as far as they could.The applause from below became louder and louder, and everyone was deeply impressed by the four or two moves.

Riding a white horse, Danqing stood out from the crowd, and the nympho disease defeated the occupational disease and came to fight the virus with fire, and he had long forgotten his responsibilities.

The monkey had had enough of playing, and finally picked up the stick and swiped it straight at the fat head of the canopy, and everyone held their breath—the stick hit the helmet of the canopy with a bang, and hit him directly. The helmet hit mid-air, and immediately after that, everyone burst out laughing—this canopy actually bald at a young age, and the Mediterranean hairstyle is simply exaggerated!

As soon as the monkey stretched out his hand, the helmet landed on the end of the golden cudgel, and he put it on with a bang.He turned onto the white horse, straddled Danqing's waist with one hand and reined in the reins, and held up the stick in the other hand as if showing off, clamped his legs, and the white horse galloped away.

The applause was deafening.

Tianpeng suffered a great loss, clutched his forehead and fled around, and ran back to his Tianpeng Marshal's Mansion.

Danqing was not afraid this time, all his attention was focused on his armor which was tightly attached to his back, and his heart was beating like thunder.

The white horse was extremely fast, and the wind whizzed by, blowing her long hair up, exuding a delicate fragrance.Sun Wukong's heart moved, he raised his hand to push the soft blue hair aside, and whispered in her ear: "Are you still afraid?"

His voice was both magnetic and masculine, she only felt the burning behind her ears, and shook her head slightly.

He put her little hand on the rein and said, "If you want to ride a horse, you have to pull the rein. It has such a thick neck, can you hug it?"

After she tensed up, he patted her on the back again and said, "Don't sit on your butt too hard."

"Got it!" The back of her neck was itchy by his monkey hair, and her face was even hotter.

As soon as he came back to his senses, he saw a light green figure standing in front of him—Senior Brother?

Monkey King quickly pulled up the reins, and the white horse slowed down and stopped in front of Tingyou.

"Presumptuous!" Ting You had a stern face, obviously very angry, and beside him was the little fairy servant who was robbed of the mung bean cake by Danqing.

Danqing was so frightened that he hurriedly crawled to the ground.Sun Wukong sighed, put his arms around his waist and brought her down, muttering "Sancunding".

She was annoyed in her heart, but she didn't dare to explode, so she lowered her head and said with no confidence: "Brother, I was wrong——"

"Do you still look like an immortal judge?" Ting You stood with his hands behind his back, his brows slightly frowned, and he yelled at her loudly.Seeing this, the surrounding gods all went back to their homes in desperation, and only the three of them were left in the middle of the racecourse.

She was a little unconvinced, and whispered back: "I'm not a fairy judge yet."

"Then do you have the right to act on your behalf when I'm not around? Fortunately, I still speak good words for you in front of the Queen Mother, you—" Tingyou looked at Monkey King, swallowed all the words of scolding, and just Flicking his wide sleeves, he said: "Danqing, Danqing, it's been 700 years, I'm just a stone, and I should be enlightened now!"

700 years ago, the queen mother wanted to send her a caught fish.He begged for mercy, but the queen mother relented and handed her over to him to discipline.Although she is pure and kind, she is ignorant and lazy.After following him for 700 years, she couldn't even recite every rule of heaven, let alone every reference book in her hands would be like a table foot.

When she was [-] years old, the queen mother said that she was not suitable to be a judge and wanted to find another position for her.He flattered him in every possible way, and the Queen Mother allowed her to be his assistant.When he was away, she acted as an agent to judge the case.

Fortunately, she is a lucky girl, although she is full of judgments, she has a lot of ghost ideas, which the Jade Emperor likes very much, and the Jade Emperor often blames him for being too rigid and rigid.

It's just that she is too greedy, and those who brought desserts to intervene almost responded to their requests.These hundreds of years have caused him to worry a lot.

She has a lot of ghost ideas, but why is she so clueless in some aspects?There were already other people living in my heart, and now I added this so-called Bi Mawen——

"Senior brother, I'm sorry..." Danqing rarely saw him lose his temper like this, and knew that he was really angry, so he stepped forward and tugged at the corner of his clothes pitifully.

Ting You forced himself to be ruthless, and said: "Both of you, follow me back to Mingjue Palace."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "What's the matter with my grandson?"

Ting You said in a good mood: "Picking quarrels and provoking troubles to disrupt the order of heaven, Mr. Sun, is it none of your business?"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly with disdain, and said again: "My grandson does everything by himself, and Dan Qing'er didn't fight, why are you scolding her?"

Ting You said: "As an immortal judge, she not only does not maintain order, but also enjoys participating in it endlessly. The first thing to do is to discuss her crimes!"

"Ah, why don't you grab the canopy? He's also like that, gathering people to fight!" Danqing looked at Monkey King very aggrieved, and pouted with puffed cheeks.

"One-on-one, where's the gathering to fight? It's self-defense if the canopy is stretched to death! Follow me!" Ting You turned his head and left without showing affection.

"Oh..." Danqing pulled Sun Wukong to follow pitifully, his stomach growled.