[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

In the blink of an eye, it was already night, Sun Wukong counted the number of horses, and checked the positions of all the horsemen, before he yawned and somersaulted back to the door of the bedroom.

Being a fairy official is a bit worrying, not as comfortable as being a monkey king in Huaguo Mountain.And I got into trouble with that foodie on the first day of taking office - I finally got a clean night.Tomorrow, I will go to visit the immortals in various palaces, make friends and discuss martial arts, which can be regarded as a relief.Just as he was thinking about it, he turned around, only to see a familiar white figure waiting outside the door with his bedroll in his arms.

Seeing him coming, she immediately waved happily, and said: "Master Sun, I have nothing to do after eating supper and went out for a stroll. I didn't expect to come to you, what a coincidence!"

He immediately raised his forehead helplessly: The gods in the sky are all carrying their bedding rolls for a walk, do they sleep wherever they go?

Sun Wukong pretended not to see her, didn't even leave the main entrance, and turned somersault into the wall.After getting rid of that foodie, I felt a burst of joy just thinking about it.

He took the jelly grass that he didn't know where he picked it up, and entered the bedroom with a satisfied face, but he saw that Danqing was standing beside the bed, rolling her little bedding every inch of it onto his bed.

In a hurry, he tore off the jelly in his mouth and threw it aside, angrily said: "Hey, Dan Qing'er, how did you come in? I promised you to move the desk to work, but I didn't promise you to sleep here!"

"The way you entered Mingjue Palace last time, I will enter the Imperial Horse Prison this time." She straightened up, rolled up her sleeves and wiped the fine beads of sweat from her forehead, and said with a proud face, "Why, you Didn't you promise? Could it be that I remembered wrongly?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head frantically, and said, "You big fart fairy official can also turn into a fly?"

As soon as he said it, Monkey King found out that it was broken, and he slipped his mouth!

"What?! You changed that fly?!" A feeling of thunder struck his mind, and Danqing's face turned red into a big apple: "You, you, Mr. Sun, you are too much!"

Sun Wukong immediately looked up at the sky, and said indifferently, "Who told the two gatekeepers outside your palace not to let my grandson in? I didn't know you were taking a bath!"

"Oh, Mr. Sun, you are so annoying, don't say it!" She buried her head in the quilt, leaving only her butt sticking out of the bed.

What kind of pose is this?The hen lays eggs?Sun Wukong put his hands on his hips helplessly and said, "Why can Lei Gong enter Mingjue Palace openly, but my old grandson can't?"

"Because you didn't bring anything to eat, Mr. Sun." Danqing revealed a pair of big eyes from under the quilt, and said, "My fairy servants are very smart, they only recognize food but not people."

As soon as the words fell, she stood up straight again, and said, "Master Sun, do you know that according to what my senior brother said, your behavior should be something, obscene... obscene? No, uh, obscene! Yes, Obscenity! Obscenity is a felony for an assistant, and you have to go to the Demon Slaying Platform to shave off all the monkey hair and die in shame. So you have to let me, and I will not report you to my senior brother!"

Sun Wukong raised his hand and looked at his soft and bright monkey hair, his pair of golden pupils were full of pride: "My grandson's hair is all useful, pull it out and blow it, you can change it into whatever you want."

Danqing's eyes lit up when he heard the words: "Really, then turn me into a watermelon!"

Sun Wu gave her a blank look, turned over to the window sill next to him, leaned against the window frame and closed his eyes to keep out of sight and out of mind.

Danqing curled her lips, thinking that he agreed to her staying here, and continued humming to spread the quilt.

It took another long time to get the bed right.It was all her fault that she was too impatient and forgot to bring Junior Sister Yushi.She breathed a sigh of relief, took off her shoes and lay down on the bed—comfortable!After staying in Mingjue Palace for a long time, it would be nice to change the environment!

As soon as the monkey raised his hand, the bright candle was immediately extinguished by the palm fan-so sweet!

The big moon hung in the sky, and the moonlight poured all over the ground, as gentle as water.

Danqing turned sideways to look at the handsome profile of the monkey reflected on the moon, and the corner of her mouth raised a warm arc: Although now she doesn't quite know why the fairy fetus born from a Nuwa stone is a monkey, covered in It's hairy and has a weird temper.However, I have to say that the skin of this monkey is still very good.His body was solid, as could be seen through the armor, with well-proportioned muscles, broad shoulders and narrow hips.I heard that when he first came, he caused a sensation in half of the Heavenly Court, and the fairies who came here especially for the name blocked the entrance of the Imperial Horse Prison.

So this body is still quite ideal.

Dan Qing rubbed his eyes. After 700 years, she finally waited for this day.

Just looking at his appearance, he should be a master with a strong spirit and a stable immortal root.How to get what you want, I am afraid it will take a lot of work.She yawned and decided to take a nap until the monkey fell asleep in the middle of the night before getting up.

However, the sky fails to fulfill people's wishes.When her stomach growled, she woke up again from the gourmet dream—it was already dawn, and Monkey King came back after counting the horses. does she.

She immediately sighed in her heart: Sure enough, she underestimated the difficulties again.

Rubbing her head, which was sleeping like a bird's nest, she sat up, crossed her legs and said, "Master Sun, is this the first time you see a woman?"

"Although female monkeys are seen more often, my grandson has also seen women." The monkey swayed unhurriedly, bit off a large piece of peach with one bite, and said, "But I still have a headache with such an ugly sleeping face." See you once."

Danqing was very embarrassed immediately, and looked around: Sun Wukong didn't lie.Her small goose down pillow has already gone down to the bottom of her feet, most of the quilt has fallen off, and it hangs to the ground like a door curtain. The most bizarre thing is that both shoes are lying quietly on the bed. What's going on?

It must be that the decoration of this Bimawen mansion is too poor, the bed is not comfortable at all, which made her have nightmares in the middle of the night, always struggling!

If Yu Shi was here, he would definitely tell her: Senior Sister Danqing, you actually sleep like this every day, it's just that several fairy servants take turns covering you with the quilt, so you don't know it!

Danqing stretched his waist, straightened his collar that had been tilted to the side, touched his belly and said, "I'm hungry."

Sun Wukong handed over the peach pit with some flesh in his hand, and said, "That's all, do you want to eat it?"

Danqing's small mouth pouted immediately, and said: "Master Sun, you've almost finished eating, is there anything else?" She stretched her neck and looked around, seeing that there was not a single bit of edible food everywhere, so she just Said: "Master Sun, I'm starving to death, can you please pluck two hairs and turn them into two big watermelons for me..."

One is not enough, but two?Monkey King scratched his head and said: "Although I turned into a watermelon, I can't eat it, and it's still a hair in my stomach."

Danqing immediately began to cry on the bed, like a big splash, and shouted: "But I'm so hungry!" Immediately, the gods passing by outside Bimawen's mansion whispered to each other: Sun Wukong has only been employed for a few days, and he hooked up with the fairy ?Which palace?

At this time, someone in the know said that it was Danqing, the assistant of the Immortal Judgment of Mingjue Palace.

After hearing this, everyone silently cast awe-inspiring gazes inside: Bi Mawen, I wish you good luck, and I will light the wax for you!If it is a fairy, it may be an affair.If she is Danqing—hehe, don't even think about having any surplus for the second half of the year's salary!

At this time, a young man entered the room and said: "Master Sun, the immortal judge listens to you and asks to see you."

Due to the low official position, low salary, and the dirty and tiring work, Bimawen's position has been vacant all year round, and Bimawen's mansion has not been lived in for 800 years.Now for the first time, a high-ranking little fairy came here, and the servant couldn't help but look up twice: the white and transparent skin, the slender waist, the pretty and lovely appearance, and the young girl who was exposed outside because she didn't wear shoes. Slippery little feet—hey, is this really Fairy Danqing?It was rumored that she could eat five steamed buns for a meal, shouldn't she be a big fat person, why is she so exquisite?

"Senior brother? Why is he here? He must have brought me food!" Danqing immediately stopped crying, ecstatic, rolled over from the bed, and changed into a beautiful goose yellow dress , and went out bouncing around.

Sun Wukong couldn't help wondering: Is this the appearance of being hungry?

The boy at the side also felt relieved: This must be Danqing, that's right.

Sun Wukong glanced at the bed that belonged to him twice, and became malicious again. He took her little pillow, quilt, and bed sheet and threw them out of the window.The moment the big bed sheet wafted out, it still carried a little of her soft body fragrance—from now on, he, Monkey King, will not take care of her wherever she likes to live!

I was feeling comfortable when I heard a voice from outside, "Wow, senior brother, you are so considerate!"

Sun Wukong cursed secretly, turned around and went out to deal with these two thick-skinned theories.

And the scene in front of him stunned him again: Tingyou was holding a huge food box, and kept dumping dishes on his exclusive Eight Immortals table.Dessert before meal, main meal, pasta, soup, dessert, and fruit after meal are all available. This table is probably enough for a meal of eight immortals!

"Junior Sister Yushi said that you stayed here yesterday. I think Mr. Sun must not be so kind to cook you breakfast, so I asked the cook to make it for you." Although Tingyou has thick eyebrows and big eyes, he doesn't like it Laughing, and always wearing green clothes, so he looks a little dull.

However, Danqing was very close to him.She absolutely did not treat herself as an outsider, and acted like the mistress of the Sun residence, and greeted Tingyou to sit down, and said, "Senior Brother, you are the best! Where is Yu Shi?"

"She's tidying up your things." Ting You picked up the bowl and spoon to serve her dishes, and said, "You really plan to stay here for a long time? The environment is not good, go back with Senior Brother."

"No, no, I just like this. Mr. Sun is so good, he even let me live in the bed." Danqing grabbed a chicken leg and bit off half of it in one bite, and said vaguely, "That's a good time!"

Sun Wukong sneered in his heart: I gave it to you, didn't you take it away?Fortunately, he has already thrown out her quilt and sheets, happy!

Ting You said worriedly: "Oh, don't be brave. Look at you, you only ate half a chicken leg in one bite. Did you not sleep well last night?"

"That's not true." Dan Qing licked the oil on his lips, and said, "It's just that Mr. Sun disliked me for my poor sleeping posture and laughed at me."

Ting You was startled, and said, "You...you?"