[Journey to the West] Edible Guide for the Great Sage

"What?" The green-clothed fairy immediately became angry, and the person in his arms cried like a pear blossom with rain, his narrow shoulders twitched, and his heart also twitched.After all, I watched her grow up since she was a child, and she seemed to be like a father and an elder brother, and she seemed to have some other feelings.Now she is told to be bullied by a hairy monkey, it is simply unreasonable!This, this, this monkey used the immobilization spell to carry Dan Qing outside, could it be that he was coveting her beauty and plotting something wrong?

He dragged Dan Qing behind him and said angrily, "Master Sun, please make sure you clarify this matter."

"Which onion are you?" Sun Wukong looked him up and down, no matter how he looked, he looked like a sissy, so he didn't take him seriously.

"I am under the judgment of Tingyou, he is Danqing's elder brother." Immortal Tingyou tried his best to suppress his anger and saluted, and his two handsome sword eyebrows frowned.

"It turns out that you are the immortal judge." Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "Then tell me, accepting bribes and bending the law for personal gain, how do you deal with it according to the rules of heaven?"

Ting You was taken aback for a moment, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the bird's nest honey lying quietly on the side, and immediately understood what Monkey King meant.

After taking her for 700 years, doesn't he know about her gluttony?Headache, headache!

Ting You sighed, and said: "I don't know how Junior Sister has bent the law for personal gain?"

"Brother, Zhizhi dropped Yun Shuo into the mortal world, so I sentenced her to three to five years of love robbery. Tell me, what's wrong?" Danqing pouted and stomped her feet. Face eagerly explained.

It's really the villain who sues first.Sun Wu gave her a blank look, just waiting for You's explanation.

"Well, the plot is not very serious. It is not counted as destroying public and private property, but as throwing objects from high altitudes. In fact, there is nothing wrong with the law." Then Ting You let go of the boulder in his heart, and said: "Although Junior Sister is greedy, but I also dare not use these important matters to make random decisions. The cases interrupted by the Ming Jue Palace must be submitted to the Jade Emperor for review, and they will be implemented only after his approval. Therefore, I dare not act recklessly, and please forgive me if I offend you."

"Huh, unreasonable sophistry!" Sun Wukong only wanted to say thank you and visit the office of the Immortal Judge, but he didn't expect such a trouble.He immediately scowled.

Tingyou glanced at the Taiwan case that had been photographed in half, and said: "Master Sun is infinitely powerful, Tingyou admires it. However, filming my Taiwan case for no reason - Master Sun, this is an act of destroying public and private property. "

"What?" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows: Is this the legendary backlash?

"Forget it, Senior Brother, I'll ask Junior Sister Yushi to send your case to be repaired, you can take mine first and use it." Dan Qing pouted with aggrieved expression on his face.

Listening to You Xin became softer, and said: "Then what about you?"

She said confidently: "I'll go to the Yumajian to use Mr. Sun!" Then she murmured in a low voice: "Who told him to bully me. Anyway, in the Yumajian, I just deal with Tianma, and I don't need to sort out the case files."

"You still want to go to the Yumajian?" Monkey King's eyes widened.

Ting You thought for a moment, and said: "According to the law, Mr. Sun should undertake the obligation of repairing. Before the Taiwan case is repaired, he should stop the infringement, eliminate the nuisance, eliminate the danger, compensate for the loss, and make an apology..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Oh, why are you more verbose than her?" Sun Wukong was told incomprehensibly by him, as if he was listening to a scripture.He took out a golden cudgel from his ear and poked it on the ground with a murderous look.Danqing and Tingyou were immediately terrified: I heard that this stick is not easy, it swept across the East China Sea and hit Yan Luodian with a stick, is it going to be pinched?

Although Tingyou's heart was pounding, he couldn't lose face in front of his junior sister.He cleared his throat and said, "Master Sun, please respect yourself! It is a very serious crime to beat a third-rank official!"

Sun Wukong heard the words, paused, and asked: "Then how high is my Bi Mawen?"

Tingyou shrugged and said, "No product."

Danqing saw that the momentum was not good, so he hurried forward to give Sun Wukong a ride and said, "Oh, Mr. Sun, you are a big official, how can we compare? Only we small officials have rank, like you who command all the heavenly horses in the heavenly court." High officials don't care about rank!"

Sun Wukong asked suspiciously, "Really?"

"Of course it's true! So don't remember the villain's mistakes, my lord, don't get angry because of us two little officials! I want to go to the Yumajian, don't I also want to open my eyes and gain insights!" Dan Qing talked eloquently, once he boasted, even Sun Wukong couldn't help showing a smug expression.

Looking at this Danqing, she looks like a mortal woman who is only sixteen or seventeen years old. Her senior brother is also weak in writing and writing. If she can't fight at first glance, her official position must be a big deal.Sun Wukong thought so, and his mood turned from cloudy to sunny in an instant. "It's not a bad idea to take you to see it." Monkey King scratched the back of his head and carried the golden cudgel on his shoulder.

"Really? Master Sun is wise!" Danqing was so happy that he jumped up and down, and said cheerfully: "Senior Brother, I will draft the documents for you, and you can tell Yu Shi to pack my things and send them to Yu Shi tomorrow morning. Horse Supervisor!"

"This..." Tingyou was stunned for a while, then flicked her fairy sleeves, and left angrily: Danqing, that stinking girl, has a monkey and forgot about her senior brother!

And Sun Wukong was still standing there scratching his head: Why do you feel like you made a very unwise decision?

After a while, Danqing trotted back with a volume, put the things on the ground, sat down on a small pile of volumes, took her white jade spoon and bird's nest honey and ate them.

While eating, she muttered: "Oh, I almost forgot my sweetheart here, it's a sin."

Sun Wukong looked at her in amazement.Before he could react, she had already eaten all the bowls and bowls and burped loudly by the way.

Isn't this girl a little too rough?

He looked at the wreckage of the case, then at the ink stains and scattered scrolls all over the floor, and said, "You can eat all of this?"

"It's a bit hard to eat." Dan Qing licked his lips and said: "The bird's nest is cold, it's not good to eat."

Before Sun Wukong could speak, she stood up from the ground and said loudly: "Come on, bring me the leftover lotus root, rice, sweet-scented osmanthus dumpling and jujube honey sweet cake from this morning! Your mouth smells like bird's nest, no good."

The little maids worked hard and ran fast, and brought them up in a short time. The rice was tender and tender. There were seven or eight yuan in a plate, and there was a carrot carved in the shape of a peony flower beside it, which looked pretty good. tasty.

Danqing beckoned to Sun Wukong: "Master Sun, since you are here, don't rush away, come and try two! My junior sister's craftsmanship is really good."

Sun Wukong had been tossing about reporting for duty all morning, and he was a little hungry at the moment, so he stepped forward to take a sweet cake and took a bite.Tired, so tired, he quickly turned his head and spit it out of his mouth, pretending that nothing happened.

At this time, the two plates of desserts had already been enjoyed by Danqing like a storm.After she finished eating, she stared at the piece in Monkey King's hand like a hungry wolf.

Coincidentally, he didn't like to eat it either, so he handed it to her as if relieved.

She bit into her mouth with a groan, and her lips brushed against his fingertips, leaving a bright watermark, almost biting off a piece of Monkey King's finger.Not satisfied after biting, she licked the icing crumbs off his fingers.

Sun Wukong suddenly became clever, tickling from the heart.He pretended to be disgusted and wiped his hands on his clothes, and casually picked up a volume fan on the ground—in fact, it was either hot, or his face was a little red.

After chewing and swallowing what was in his mouth, Danqing wiped his mouth, looked at the countless files on the floor, and said with emotion: "Well, there are more cases recently, and I obviously feel that my appetite is not as good as before."

Monkey King's heart made of a stone was also deeply shocked.

She thought about it, and said: "Forget it, I can't eat anything. Come here, bring the fruit after dinner!"

Several fairy servants did not dare to neglect, and brought up many melons, fruits, pears and peaches.The watermelon slices were cut, the tangerines were peeled one by one, the cantaloupe was cut into small pieces and eaten with a spoon, and there were also peeled and pitted grapes and clean winter dates.

Sun Wukong immediately felt that all the gods in the heaven were not simple: a few fairy servants came just after receiving the order, and they were so delicately prepared, how fast their movements were?I don't know who will win or lose in a comparison with him somersault cloud?

He was so honest that he didn't know that these fairy servants in Danqing Palace had nothing else to do when they were hired, and they just nestled in the kitchen and prepared food day and night.As long as Danqing gives an order, he will be sent there immediately.

Sometimes they would lazily look up at the sky and sigh: Is Master Danqing really a carp fairy?Why does it feel like an ancient ferocious beast, what is that, what is it called gluttonous?oops.

Danqing took a peach and handed it to Sun Wukong, saying: "It's not as sweet as the peaches in the peach garden, but it's okay, you can try it."

The peaches in Huaguoshan were all as big as the mouth of a bowl. He didn't bother to look at them, and turned his head aside as if he hadn't heard.

Danqing was not angry either, and took his hand back with an expression of "you will eat it if you don't eat it".

Monkey King finally couldn't help it, and said, "Do you usually eat so much?"

"Appetite?" Danqing raised his head, his cheeks were bulging from the food, and his little face was flushed.She sniffed, frowned and said, "It's not time for meal yet. This is a snack before meals, commonly known as afternoon tea. But it's okay. If I move to Yumajian, I will give the Jade Emperor I will bring them with you, as well as my cooks, those who cut the pier, those who peel, those who make fruits, those who make desserts, and those who grow melons, pears, and peaches. Don’t worry, I won’t cause trouble for your people. .”

Monkey King was so overwhelmed that he couldn't speak anymore.Sure enough, I have lived for a long time, and I have seen all kinds of strange things!Who will tell him, how did such a foodie become the assistant of the Immortal Judgment?Is the Jade Emperor blind?It must have grown to the face of Erlang Shen.

The Jade Emperor and Erlang God, one in Lingxiao Temple and the other in Erlang Temple, sneezed together.

Sun Wukong sighed, and said, "My old grandson will go back first."

"Alright, alright, Master Sun, remember to receive my things tomorrow morning." Dan Qing ate the last jujube into his mouth, pouted his bright cherry lips, and said, "See off!"

Ting You, who had been standing outside the door, walked in slowly and said, "Are you really going to the Yumajian?"

Danqing nodded and said, "Of course I'm going."

Ting You shook his head and sighed, "Brother, can I ask why?"

Dan Qing proudly said: "Because Mr. Sun is handsome!"

"Is that so?" Tingyou pulled out a very forced smile, and shook his head helplessly.Since she didn't want to say it, he wouldn't ask again.

Monkey King, who was still standing at the door in a daze, raised his eyebrows, and a different emotion flashed in his heart.