I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian slept so early that she woke up early in the morning. When she opened her eyes, she felt something was wrong.

!!!

Lu Ji was still sleeping beside him, his handsome face still had an unhappy expression in his sleep, but he was still so pretty.

Shen Yumian didn't have time for nymphomania at this time, moved to the side, jumped out of bed with little movement, and grabbed a clean pair of pants from the cabinet.

He ran to the bathroom with a guilty conscience.

After a quick shower, I changed into clean clothes.

Shen Yumian patted his scorching face, then scooped up cold water to cool down his face.

Last night was like drinking a piece of tea, Shen Yumian couldn't remember what happened.

I vaguely remember it as if it was a dream.

In the dream, he was playing tricks, rascals, and hooligans! ! !

What it is, he really can't remember it.

Shen Yumian patted his head, but couldn't remember the specific details, the dream was too vague and worrying.

Hey!

Shen Yumian stopped, unable to continue thinking, and quickly drove out the unhealthy thoughts in his head.

He climbed into the bed without any sleepiness, sat aside and watched Lu Ji, sleeping deeply, Xia Liang was kicked aside casually.

The straps of the wide nightgown were tied casually, making it hard to hide her good figure.

Shen Yumian's heart fluttered as she watched, from tall eyebrows and deep eyes over thin lips, down, down, and finally saw

and so--

How does it feel?

Shen Yumian quietly moved over, saw that Lu Ji was still sleeping, blushing, his eyelashes trembling slightly, like a thief, and looked at Lu Ji twice to make sure that he didn't show any signs of waking up, so he swallowed Swallowing, stretched out his claws towards him.

Ever since Shen Yumian agreed to wait for Lu Ji to stop being shy before watching, Lu Ji is not as guarded against him as before. Shen Yumian is really happy, and it's all because he was too upright before, saying what he says is what he says!

The loose pajamas were easily pulled off by Shen Yumian, revealing the pure black inside(.)(.)

……

When Lu Ji woke up, Shen Yumian was no longer on the bed. He was too tired these days and fell asleep a bit. When he thought about what happened last night, he felt a headache.

Passing the living room, I saw Shen Yumian sitting in the living room eating, Shen Yumian was so excited after playing the hooligan, so he went to take a shower again, and couldn't sleep anymore, his heart was stimulated all morning, and the deer bumped wildly , I was very hungry now, so I went to the kitchen to heat up the dinner that Lu Ji made last night, and started to eat.

Thinking dizzily: It's so realistic. Although he was afraid of waking Lu Ji up, so he didn't dare to be too presumptuous, so he poked it with his finger, but the touch is really real...so...like...ah !

Stop!

Lu Ji couldn't see anything on the surface, but in fact, he was panicked inside. When he passed the dining table, he tentatively said: "Mianmian, morning."

Shen Yumian looked the same as usual, still chewing on the vegetables in his mouth, he answered vaguely "um", and lowered his head to eat.

Seeing this, Lu Ji breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that he doesn't remember, otherwise he wouldn't have this attitude.

As soon as she stepped forward, she heard Shen Yumian say: "Lu Ji, the steak I ordered yesterday—"

Lu Ji paused.

Shen Yumian continued: "Didn't you give it to me!!! I'm going to complain to them!"

When he was hungry just now, he was still wondering where his steak was, reheated it to fill his belly, but he couldn't find it.

Lu Ji: ...

"No, it's delivered."

Shen Yumian was full of doubts.

Lu Ji said calmly, "You ate."

Shen Yumian subconsciously let out an "oh".

"Ah."

Lu Ji closed the bathroom door and heaved a sigh of relief. He couldn't tell what he felt in his heart. He wanted Shen Yumian to remember, but he didn't want him to remember.

For the first time in his life, Lu Ji was so entangled.

When Lu Ji entered the bathroom, Shen Yumian also heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he peeked at Lu Ji and did something bad, so he was not found out, otherwise he would be a person who went against his promise.

But he was so nervous at the time that he didn't notice where Lu Ji's switch was!Otherwise, you can run amok! ! !

but--

It feels really real! ! !

Shen Yumian sighed again, and then couldn't eat anymore.

After Lu Ji finished washing, Shen Yumian was no longer in the living room and went to the kitchen. The dining table was already cleaned up. Lu Ji went back to the bedroom and turned on the phone.

As expected, Jiang Zhao's messages came one after another.

Jiang Zhao: Good morning!Good morning!

Jiang Zhao: You must not be awake at this point, right?understand understand! [smirk]

Jiang Zhao: Still awake?Looks like yesterday was intense! ! [applaud]

Jiang Zhao: Why are you still awake?It's all over!Fuck!Beast, Lu Er!Is it that strong?

Lu Ji looked at the news of the culprit, and replied two words expressionlessly: wake up.

Jiang Zhao replied immediately, as if he was waiting in front of the news: How is it?How about it?Is your little object very satisfied, don't you need to poke your waist now?Isn't it beautiful?thank me soon!

Lu Ji: ...

Jiang Zhao: You don't have to thank me too much, we are all brothers, we should.

Lu Ji: Hehe.

Jiang Zhao:? ? ?It won't be too happy, leading to a mental disorder, right?Fuck it, Lu Er, you should be more promising!How should I put it, you are also everyone's male god, so you just lose your virginity, so why are you so happy?

Lu Ji: Jiang Zhao, say one more word, try it.

This sentence was full of threats. Jiang Zhao felt the murderous intent through the screen, and immediately his neck was chilled. Of course, he didn't say a word, not a word, just so backbone.

As Lu Ji expected, Jiang Zhao shut up and Bian Cheng came over.

Bian Cheng was begged by Jiang Zhao's grandson to ask him about the situation, but he was also very curious: Brother Lu, are you okay?

Lu Ji: Well, tell Jiang Zhao to let him have fun for a few days and enjoy everything he should enjoy.

Bian Cheng: Got it!He's right next to me and I'm telling him right now!

When Jiang Zhao saw this sentence on the side, he froze for a long time, is it true?

But Bian Cheng was also very curious, so he asked what was on his mind: Brother Lu, how were you and sister-in-law doing last night!Did you drink for fun as Jiang Zhao said? Jiang Zhao stole the wine from Uncle Jiang, and it was very strong.

Have you finished your drink, is there a thunderbolt?

I'm so curious, of course I don't dare to ask because I'm curious, just ask in my heart.

Bian Cheng: I actually think Jiang Zhao's idea is very good. Between couples, it's all about enhancing the relationship. If you come a few more times, that's all. Brother Lu, do you understand what I mean?

Lu Ji: ...

Seeing these six points, Bian Cheng looked at Jiang Zhao beside him with a bitter face. Brother Lu's mouth was too strict, and he couldn't ask anything at all.

Jiang Zhao: ...

Jiang Zhao couldn't hold back.

Lu Ji saw Jiang Zhao sent another message.

Jiang Zhao: Lu Er, please explain clearly to me, what's wrong, I will die if I understand, I can't die if I don't understand, you can tell me clearly!How was the fight last night!

This group of friends who are very unreliable and like to come up with ideas at critical moments, really gives Lu Ji a headache.

In case they come up with another bad idea, Lu Ji gave a general overview of the situation here, as well as his concerns.

After a few minutes.

Jiang Zhao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Jiang Zhao: I'm shocked, I need to take it easy.

Lu Ji: ...

Jiang Zhao: No, Lu Ji, are you stupid?What are you talking about?You tell me what are you restraining?The one in your family is so simple that he treats you as a real person, and has lived with you for so long, but he hasn't noticed at all. If you make up any reason, he is so easy to deceive, and he will believe it in a few minutes.

Jiang Zhao: Besides, can’t your simulated person do that?Once the switch is pressed, it will turn on, and you don't have to hold it back. Okay, let's take a step back, you don't have a switch on your body, and you can pretend to be afraid of being exposed!You have been pretending to be an emulator for so long, is it not easy to have multiple switches?I really am! ! !

Jiang Zhao: I am really powerless to complain. You have wasted your good chances of being able to perform and Fuda in the future. I am persuaded that you won.

In fact, it's not difficult to understand, even if he cares too much, Jiang Zhao also understands, brothers are still newbies when they are in love for the first time, so be tolerant!

Lu Ji looked at the long paragraphs of bullshit, and fell silent for a while, unexpectedly felt that... there was such a grain of truth? !

Shen Yumian was writing a simulated boyfriend in the study, his eyes were shining brightly when he was typing, as if the sun had broken into his eyes, he was so beautiful, he had a drink last night, he couldn't remember what happened at all, but he was awake in the morning, he must To remember such an important first time!

Yumian: It's hotter, let's celebrate Shen's wish!

I work overtime again today: [AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThe text my grandma was chasing after finally made a breakthrough, and Baby Shen finally realized his dream!My grandma finally waited for it in her lifetime, and these short nine words really made me think about it for a long time!This is really more exciting than touching my partner's dick, no, what am I talking about, I don't have a partner! 】

I don't read it if it's not a sweet article: [Fuck, fuck, is it so exciting?Didn’t you keep your guard against thieves before, why do you relax your vigilance now, hahahahahaha, but I still want to congratulate our baby for finally being in close contact with Little 18. Let’s celebrate warmly. I’m looking for a 18 character online who can get in touch with Little [-] in detail. Composition, Star Eyes. 】

Little Chubby Fathead Fish: [Hahahahahaha, the god damn poked it with her finger, and if I say so, I should hold it up. As bold as my heart is, as brave as my hand is, listen to me, hold it up!It's too easy to be satisfied, just poke your fingers, and you can be so happy, the baby is so useless, listen to mother's words, hold it up, move it! 】

Sweet lovers: [Hahahahahaha, look at the excitement of our baby, and keep emphasizing the realism!How realistic it is!Why don't you introduce us to our little 18? Isn't it majestic! 】

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I really want to see it!Woooooooo, online begging! 】

……

Lu Ji was silent for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Jiang Zhao's nonsense made sense. He was about to turn off his phone to see what his Mianmian was doing, when he saw that Weibo paid special attention, and reminded him to post on Weibo.

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