I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Lu Ji didn't move, as if he was holding a hot potato in his hand. Shen Yumian was beside him, with his beautiful eyes open, staring at the big gift box like a curious baby. Seeing that Lu Ji hadn't moved, he couldn't wait Reached out and took it.

"Red, red wine?" Shen Yumian still held the bow tie in his hand, opened the gift box, and could not hide the surprise in his black and white eyes when he saw clearly what was lying in the box.

who sent it?

Lu Ji's brain quickly started to work, and he said without changing his face: "Well, red wine, didn't you say that you were short of red wine last time at the candlelight dinner."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Zhao was sentenced to death in his heart. Very well, the sports car is gone, and a luxurious top-notch beating is left waiting for him.

Shen Yumian let out an "oh", then her eyes lit up, and she asked, "So you want to have a candlelight dinner today?"

Lu Ji nodded without hesitation.

After Shen Yumian was happy, she always felt that something was wrong, so she looked at the red wine carefully, "But, how did this red wine come from?"

There are also two tall crystal cups in the gift box, which is not cheap just by the texture of the gift box.

"I bought it." Lu Ji responded calmly, and added, "Online shopping, take the money from your card."

This is quite a matter of course. For some reason, it sounds a bit like a bad boy.

Shen Yumian: ...

All right, my card is your card, my money is your money, spend whatever you want,

Anyway, Shen Yumian himself was in a daze and didn't know how much money was in his credit card. Hearing what Lu Ji said, he didn't think much about it, and he was only thinking about the candlelight dinner that Lu Ji said.

I really forgot to buy red wine last time.

Just right, make up for it.

Shen Yumian walked to the dining table with the red wine in his arms and stopped, put the gift box on the table, suddenly thought of something, asked Lu Ji: "Have you bought a steak?"

Lu Ji: "No."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Lu Ji: "Forget it, then I won't eat steak."

What I said is really straightforward.

Shen Yumian: ...

Last time I ate steak without red wine, and this time I bought red wine without steak, so it’s always missing, so what’s the point of buying red wine?

Shen Yumian: "Then how about I order a steak?"

Lu Ji: "... yes."

Shen Yumian ordered a large steak just like that.

Before the kitchen was turned off, Lu Ji went to the kitchen and started preparing dinner.

Shen Yumian's gaze fell on the red wine, and he swallowed, wanting to taste what it was like, to be honest, he hadn't drunk wine yet.

I really want to drink.

Thinking of this, Shen Yumian hurried to do it. The gift box is quite complete. Although Shen Yumian has never eaten pork, he has seen pigs running. He opened the red wine with a bottle opener. The aroma of the wine swept over, it was so fragrant, he poured a glass directly into the glass.

The red wine in the crystal clear glass became more and more seductive, Shen Yumian took a sip carefully, and thought it was quite delicious, his eyes lit up and he gurgled, the glass bottomed out.

Delicious!

As soon as Lu Ji washed his hands, he heard the sound of the kitchen door being pulled. When he turned around, he smelled a strong smell of red wine, and saw Shen Yumian coming in with a smile.

"Lu Ji, hug!" Like a child, he kept shaking his arms and emphasized again, "Hug!"

The drunken Shen Yumian walked quite steadily, nothing could be seen on his face, except that his eyes were moister and brighter than usual, and his cheeks were pink.

When Lu Ji saw Shen Yumian like this, his heart skipped a beat.

How come it took a while to drink like this.

"Hug~" Like a koala, Shen Yumian threw herself on Lu Ji, knocked Lu Ji back a step, caught him, and started acting like a child, acting like a baby.

"Kiss one!"

"No, one is not enough, I want a hundred!"

Shen Yumian, who was drunk, spoke out loud and began to kiss Lu Ji madly on Lu Ji's face. Lu Ji let Shen Yumian saliva on his face, helplessly.

"Mianmian, don't make trouble."

Shen Yumian was working hard at first, but she stopped when she heard the words, blinked those bright eyes at the moment, thought about it slowly, and then said with a displeased face, "You are killing me!"

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian quit immediately, "I'm not happy anymore, come and coax me."

Lu Ji just lifted him up, "Okay, I'll coax you, don't be unhappy."

Shen Yumian was coaxed, very happy, said with a smile: "Then give me a hundred slaps quickly."

Lu Ji followed his words and said, "Okay, let's go out first."

Shen Yumian hung on Lu Ji's body, faced Lu Ji face to face, blinked and refused, "Not good."

Shen Yumian, who was drunk, was too entangled. Lu Ji couldn't stand it at all, and was extremely helpless.

Shen Yumian began to moan and moan, and Lu Ji lost his temper after being tortured. He poked Shen Yumian again and again in the kitchen with a dark face.

In the end, Shen Yumian called for a stop, muttering: "Okay, okay, I owe you first."

The small appearance is quite disgusting, and Lu Ji will laugh angrily at his appearance.

Shen Yumian tossed about for a while, then suddenly became honest, hugged Lu Ji's neck obediently, it was the first time Lu Ji saw him drunk like this, he was noisy for a while and then quiet for a while.

He walked out of the kitchen with the man in his arms, and glanced at the red wine glass on the dining table.

The capacity for alcohol is unobstructed, and it is a drunk.

Shen Yumian was dizzy in his head, and when he was put on the bed, he still couldn't react. Seeing Lu Ji approaching, he asked, "You, what do you want to do?"

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian paused for a while, then sat up abruptly, staring at Lu Ji quietly.

Seeing this, Lu Ji's eyelids jumped a few times for no reason.

Before he could speak, Shen Yumian looked down.

Shen Yumian stared at a certain place, and suddenly said: "Look."

Lu Ji once again sentenced Jiang Zhao to death in his heart, and Jiang Zhao was once again awarded the luxury top fat beating.

Seeing that there was no response, Shen Yumian became unhappy, and started losing his temper with the kid who couldn't get candy, and raised his voice, "I want to see it!"

Lu Ji coaxed: "Mianmian, be good, stop making trouble."

Don't try to reason with drunk people. Shen Yumian ignored Lu Ji's words and started to attack. Lu Ji felt the veins on his forehead start to twitch. He was caught before he could dodge. Shen Yumian yelled: "Look! Look, I want to see."

Lu Ji was exhausted.

"Mianmian, let go."

"I don't, I want to see!"

"Huh? It moved!!!"

"You let go."

"It seems real? It's so realistic!!!"

"..."

"Bigger??? So big!"

"..."

After a while, the surprised voice disappeared.

Shen Yumian, who got his wish, was overjoyed, and fell asleep contentedly, with smiles on his face and eyes in his sleep, and he didn't care about the awakened Da 18 who was harmed by him.

At this moment, Shen Yumian looked like a scumbag.

Lu Ji stared at Shen Yumian who had fallen asleep unconsciously, gritted his teeth, and finally pinched Shen Yumian's scarlet cheek, but he did it lightly, and went to the bathroom with a dark face.

After a long time, Lu Ji still had that handsome face, no matter how he looked at it, he was not satisfied.

The doorbell rang, and the ordered steak had arrived.

The little bastard in the room who was yelling about eating steak and red wine was already in a deep sleep at this moment. He didn't know that Lu Ji ate up his steak with a blank face, and vowed never to let Shen Yumian drink again. .

She was dreaming about Xiao 18 and she didn't know anything about Shen Yumian who was helping him.

The author has something to say: Mianmian: Lu Ji, are you there?Look at the chicken!