I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Lu Ji turned around in the bedroom before his eyes slowly fell on the scattered snack baskets on the bedside table, and he clicked his tongue.

Clothes are thrown away casually, but snacks are clearly divided. Put sweets in one basket and spicy food in the other.

But Lu Ji never eats snacks, and always classifies these snacks as junk food. On weekdays, these snacks are not attractive at all in his eyes, and he doesn't even look at them seriously.

And at this moment-

Lu Ji stared at the snacks with a cold face.

Lu Shifeng didn't know what he was busy with, so he never replied.

Since her boyfriend didn't care about him, Shen Yumian went to the study to start a career.

After such a long time, the collection of "My Simulated Boyfriend and Me" has already reached 1 collections, and there is not even a decent copy. I simply wrote: No.[-] name, diary theme, sweetness++ +++, not v.

Shen Yumian stared at the copywriting sweetness five + for a long time, hummed and opened the author background, deleted the sweetness five + without hesitation, changed it to "I don't know if it's sweet or not", and then changed the chapter written in the morning 1 was sent out.

Although it is a record, it is an internet after all. Shen Yumian did not use her real name, but directly replaced it with Shen and Lu's surnames. Some scenes were slightly modified.

Weibo directly and automatically synchronized his pit opening reminder.

After a while, fans followed Weibo to Lujiang to comment.

I'm a professional at grabbing a sofa: [Sofa. 】

Little idiot: [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...xswl, Chapter 1 is so explosive. I am asking for the psychological area of ​​the simulated boyfriend. I was forced to kiss him when we met for the first time. Let me describe the psychology of the simulated boyfriend in a big way. Our robots are not equipped with psychology. describe? 】

I recited ten words today: [Hahahahahahahaha... I have a friend who wants to ask for the details of a thousand words for a forced kiss... Roses bloom in September, and I only have you in my heart. I really want to be with you. A mine for you. 】

Follow-up comments on this building:

[I also have a friend who wants to ask for details. 】

【plus one】

[same request]

[hhh... You people upstairs are really enough, this is really big. I have a friend who is on the scene. 】

I locked with Mianmian: [Aww, I’m here, I haven’t watched it yet, I see everyone is haha, then I’ll laugh first, hahahahahaha, throwing a rocket, expressing my love for you is like talking The river is continuous and unresolved, just like the flood of the Yellow River is out of control! 】

Today is also a super god's day: [Hahahahahahaha, I cried again after laughing, I admire! 188 and 18 are handsome, I really want to have them, I can too. 】

Not a rich man: [Shen is too cute, pfft~ I'm still worried about getting in the water at this time, shouldn't my first reaction be to look forward to the beautiful scenery of a handsome guy coming out of the bath?Ask for a handsome guy to get out of the bath [-]D short essay online. 】

Yu Mian is my wife: [Hahahahahaha, sisters, have you noticed that the copywriting has been changed! ! ! ! 】

Follow-up comments on this building:

[Is there a copy?Where is the copywriting? 】

[Don't tell me I haven't noticed yet, be good. 】

[Hahahahahaha, why is Mianmian so fat?After such a time, the kung fu has become not knowing whether it is sweet or not?The agreed sweetness level is [-]+, I was thinking about the first side, it was quite sweet, why didn’t I know if it was sweet or not? 】

[This is the first time I saw this No.1 name, it's too good. 】

……

As soon as Shen Yumian finished posting the article here, someone on the website forum began to post anonymously. The name of the post was written insincerely, [Let's taste a certain sweet article author's operation without limit in order to follow the trend], the content of the post: [What a joke I'm dead, did you see it?It is estimated that Jiang Lang really has exhausted his talent, but he wants to participate in the competition to take advantage of the heat, but he has no skills and can't write it, so he will call it No.1 and use the diary theme to make up the number. Readers are really earning money these days, hahahahahaha. 】

Floor 1: [Hahahaha, this girl really doesn’t feel compelled to count—she’s not that great at counting, she thinks that people will read everything she writes, diary style, No.1 name, just No.1 name is so cold Explosion okay?Exemption from identification, I have a stable monthly income of 1, and once I tried No.1, my mother didn’t recognize it, and then I edited the essay, changed it back to the third person, and it was stable monthly, so it’s not that my writing is not good, it’s No.[-] said that there is really no audience, and it is too cold. This one, don’t be too cold to sell to the readers. Just thinking about that picture makes me want to laugh. 】

2nd floor: [emm... I don’t know who is talking about it, I didn’t decode it, but No.1 said it was really too cold, it was so cold that it was out of the Antarctic. Dude, the stable month is [-], Xiao Pujie is really envious, lol - lol boss. 】

Floor 3: [Ah!Twenty thousand a month! !Crazy rubbing against the boss, and waiting to sell miserably, hahahahaha. 】

4th floor: [I'll come here too, and there's no need to decode it, so I'll tell you directly, the one who leads the xx gold list is the author who can only write about cookies, it's not me, I really don't know about cookies It's rare to write, this kind of brainless sweet pet article, anyone can write it, I really take myself seriously. 】

……

Floor 103: [Upstairs, you guys are so funny, is it so free to hang people now?They didn't plagiarize, and they didn't touch porcelain. As for directing the way?It's hilarious. 】

……

Floor 235: [Hahahaha, I'll rub my brother too, and I'll wait for the author to be confused and let him realize that he is not a real master. Don't think that anyone will buy what you write. No.1 says whoever writes will know , anyway I tried. 】

Soon, hundreds of floors of posts were built, with cynicism, eccentricity, a lot of sourness, and occasionally a few seeking truth from facts, which were quickly suppressed. However, the forum was full of blood and blood, and the parties never visited the forum. , didn't know about it at all.

After Chapter 1 was posted, the favorites rose to [-]. Weibo and comments skyrocketed. Many readers threw thunderous rewards. Shen Yumian received Art within a few minutes after opening Weibo. He clicked on it, and after a while After a while, someone came up with a picture.

A person who didn't want to leave his name: [Ahhhh! ! !I never read No.1, but I actually ate this pair. My wife wrote it really well, and it’s shameless Yu Mian. Chapter 1: Lu, can I kiss you? [Image] [image]】

The two pictures are brightly colored. In the first picture, the tall boy is leaning against the wall and looking at the shy and timid boy in front of him, with impatience in his unruly eyes.In the second picture, the short boy ran into the arms of the tall boy, raised his head and just kissed the corner of the tall boy's lips, the details were handled very well, the short boy's eyes were flustered and excited, and a bunch of stupid hair was raised on his forehead .

Both pictures reveal the youthful vigor of young people.

Shen Yumian looked at the two pictures, and substituted him and Lu Ji, with a smile in his eyes, he clicked his finger, and accepted the picture.

Yumian: Wow~ I really like it! ! !I'm really flattered, thank you my wife//A person who doesn't want to leave a name: ahhhhhh! ! !Never read No.1 title, actually ate this pair, the shameless Yu Mianda, Chapter 1: Lu, can I kiss you? [Image] [image]

Fans immediately retweeted and liked it.

Yumian is my wife: [I hate it so much! ! !Why do I have no talent? I also want to paint for my wife, but I only know how to do it. I am not good enough for my wife. 】

[Hahahahaha, enough is enough for you upstairs, you have so many dramas. 】

Lollipop 123: [This is too cute, the shy Shen Chen is really delicious, praise Mrs. Painter, what a fairy hand speed! 】

The cutest cutie in the universe: [Give me a kiss on the head, kiss the duck! ! !So sweet, I command you to get married right away! 】

User 1234567: [Hehe, the drawing is really ugly. 】

[Hello, what's up upstairs?Are you an orphan?You are everywhere. 】

【Let's be reincarnated, how hard life is, to be so malicious. 】

[Fuck, this mouth has been opened by shit, right?Why does it smell so bad? 】

This kind of situation is not once or twice. No matter what you post, there will always be one or two swindlers. When he saw other people who liked him, he couldn't sit idly by. He didn't want people who liked him to be affected by such comments, so he directly clicked delete comments and blocked them.

Lu Ji sat cross-legged on the bed with his back to the bedroom door and played a game, feeling bored.

Lu Shifeng's dogbi still didn't reply to him, but he sent a small group. The chat was in full swing at the moment, and the news was 99+. Lu Ji didn't bother to read it on weekdays, so he directly set the message to Do Not Disturb. At this moment, he clicked on it out of boredom.

Committed to the development of the most unique chip(4)

Jiang Zhao: We've been talking here for a long time why we haven't seen Lu Er. This guy is too out of gregarious. He sees the head and tail all day long. He hasn't seen bubbling for several days. He doesn't know how to date, right? ?Fuck, I think it's very possible!

Bian Cheng: Pull it down, Brother Lu can't even talk about Yang Yang's relationship, they just don't want to talk to you.

Jiang Zhao: Damn it, you wait, I will immediately arrange for Lu Er to have a relationship right now! ! !

Bian Cheng: Wake up!Can Brother Lu listen to you?

Jiang Zhao: I have a cousin.

Zhou Mingyang: ...

Bian Cheng: Hehe, the young master must be able to see it. The people chasing our brother Lu lined up from the south gate to the north gate of A University.

Jiang Zhao: Hehe, my cousin C is the belle of the university, a top figure in the Department of Biology, and the people chasing her line up from the west gate to the east gate of C university.

Bian Cheng: Brother!Brother Zhao! !Look at my younger brother, introduce my cousin to my younger brother, [Fat Bear Air Kiss jpg]

Zhou Mingyang: ...

Jiang Zhao: The school grass matches the school flower, why are you making trouble?

Bian Cheng: I'll buy you a car!Didn't you always like my motorcycle?Let me ride!

Jiang Zhao: Hello cousin, I sent you my cousin’s WeChat privately, and I will go to your house to ride a bike in the evening! [two harpy hearts jpg]

Zhou Mingyang: ...

Lu Ji: ...

Jiang Zhao: Jiji, you finally appeared! ! !

Lu Ji: Get lost

Bian Cheng: Hahahahahaha, you deserve it.

Zhou Mingyang: Ah Ji, what have you been up to lately?

Lu Ji: busy falling in love

Jiang Zhao:? ? ?

Bian Cheng:? ? ?

Zhou Mingyang:? ? ?