I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Lu Ji curled up on the small sofa all night, feeling extremely sleepy. After entering the bedroom, he threw himself directly onto Shen Yumian's big bed. He stretched out his arms and legs. It was a hundred times more comfortable than the sofa, and there was Shen Yumian on the bed. The faint fragrance of the shower gel lingers in the nostrils.

In a daze, Lu Ji was disturbed by the sudden oppression, and the heat on his face made him feel a little itchy. He was a little unhappy, because he just woke up, his head was not clear, and he looked at the nearby man in a daze. A pretty face so close.

Shen Yumian only thought that Lu Ji was out of battery, and wanted to kiss him a few times first, who knew that Lu Ji hadn't made any moves yet, Lu Ji suddenly opened his eyes, those eyes that were usually bottomless, now with a trace of I don't know why, the brown pupils are so beautiful, I stare blankly for a while, and they are fixed there, so the two of them stare wide-eyed, their eyelashes are almost intertwined.

Lu Ji was the first to react, his face darkened eight degrees in an instant, "Get up."

Just after waking up, her voice was slightly hoarse. Shen Yumian's body was so soft, how could she get up, and she just lay down on her stomach, and her mouth accidentally gnawed on Lu Ji's chin.

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian was picked up in an instant, and stood beside the bed, her pretty face was full of unhappiness, nagging Lu Ji for being mean.

Obviously he bought it back, and he wouldn't let it be touched or kissed.

He was so angry that he didn't notice a suspicious blush suddenly appearing on the base of Lu Ji's ear.

"Lu Ji!"

With a cold face, Lu Ji carried out his coldness to the end, ignored him, took a step with his long legs, and walked to the balcony to get the clothes that were washed and dried in the washing machine after taking a shower last night.

Shen Yumian's temperament came and went quickly, followed behind Lu Ji, looked at him, and felt a little bit that the technology company was really awesome, and what this simulated person did was not much different from a real person.

It's too clever.

Lu Ji took the clothes into the bedroom and was about to close the door, but Shen Yumian immediately squeezed in maliciously.

Don't let him touch it, just look at the head office.

Shen Yumian's eyes rolled cunningly, flashing a sly light, of course Lu Ji knew what he was planning, and he wasn't hypocritical, anyway, they were all men, and he was seen last night, in front of Shen Yumian Straightforwardly, he took off his pajamas.

!!!

Zhou knew that his little boyfriend had a good figure, and when he looked at it again, his heartbeat would still be irregular. It was really perfect, and he wished he had eight eyes on his face, and he couldn't let go of any of them.

With a sullen face, Lu Ji quickly put on his clothes.

"Lu Ji..." Shen Yumian approached slowly, poked his arm, and looked down, "Is yours really 18cm?"

Lu Ji: ...

"How do I feel..." Shen Yumian was really a little shy, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he hesitated to speak.

so big!

More than that?

Want to feel it, is it very realistic?

Lu Ji glanced at him, and said indifferently: "Do I need to measure it for you?"

Shen Yumian blinked and blinked, his eyes were filled with thoughts!

"dream!"

Hmph, when you run out of battery, let's see how cool you are, then I can measure as much as I want, and I can use whatever amount I want, Shen Yumian rolled her eyes and hummed.

The phone rang, and other than the harassing calls, his phone was a takeaway call, and it was marked with takeaway on it, Shen Yumian froze for a moment, drooping his eyebrows and eyes, showing some resistance to answering the phone.

Lu Ji looked up at him.

"Hmm...thank you." The voice was so soft that Lu Ji couldn't hear it clearly if he wasn't so close.

Lu Ji frowned.

Shen Yumian quickly hung up the phone, and seeing Lu Ji staring at him, a smile filled his dark eyes, his whole body changed from being sick just now, and immediately cheered up.

"What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing."

Shen Yumian grinned and dawdled beside Lu Ji for a while, feeling that the time was almost up, then pulled on the rabbit slippers, walked to the door, looked out through the peephole, and made sure that the delivery man had gone downstairs, then opened the door and opened the door. Waist brought in the takeaway.

Lu Ji saw his little tricks in his eyes.

"I'm starving to death." Shen Yumian carelessly carried the bag to the dining table, opened the bag, and took out all the takeaways he ordered and put them on the dining table.

The whole house wafts the aroma of takeaway.

Of course, Lu Ji's taste buds also sensed it, so he walked over and saw Shen Yumian ordering four dishes and two servings of rice, thinking that he had his own share, he sat down naturally.

Shen Yumian was about to start eating when he saw Lu Ji sitting over and looked at him puzzled.

Lu Ji:?

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian was so hungry that he didn't want to continue to make eye contact with him. He happily put a piece of fried pork ribs in his mouth and started chewing. Seeing Lu Ji staring at him, he muttered inarticulately: "Why can't you move?" Just black face, is there a black face switch installed somewhere?"

"It's delicious. The deep-fried pork ribs here are my favorite. They're super crispy. There's also this little fried pork and shredded pork eggs. They're very good." Shen Yumian was like a little hamster when he ate, his cheeks moved and turned black His eyes were full of satisfaction.

Lu Ji just watched helplessly as Shen Yumian ate two bowls of rice by himself, and cleaned up the four dishes.

Shen Yumian burped contentedly.

... Lu Ji felt that his fist was about to lose control.

Although Shen Yumian looked thin and weak, he had a big appetite and was greedy. After eating, he slumped on the stool, sat upright, and began to command again, "Lu Ji, come and clear the table."

Completely ignoring Lu Ji's ugly face, it can be said that he is not afraid of death.

Seeing that she couldn't do anything about it, Shen Yumian was very depressed.

"No, why are you so difficult, Lu Ji? You might as well be as obedient as a sweeping robot."

"The sweeping robot is obedient, let it clean up."

Shen Yumian was choked, and said angrily: "I won't, you are my boyfriend, so I will let you clean up."

"Co-author, are you looking for a boyfriend to work for you and be a servant?" Lu Ji was hungry, didn't eat, and was ordered around by people who were well fed. When did the eldest and young master suffer from this kind of anger? He has a bad temper. , even more upset at this time, speaking with a cold face is very rude.

Because of social fear, Shen Yumian was almost an ostrich when he was in school, and it was difficult for him to talk to people, let alone quarrel with them. : "Okay, you, you murder me, you still murder me, you are so disobedient, I, I, I—"

"I'm going to turn off the switch for you! Let you still dare to kill me!"

Seeing that he was angry, Lu Ji couldn't speak easily, and only thought that he was going to say something so powerful.

Hearing this, there was a moment of silence.

Not to be outdone, Shen Yumian glared at Lu Ji. The two of them were sitting facing each other. Lu Ji was already tall, so he needed to raise his head, which was very weak, so he stood up quickly.

Only in this way can one stare at the momentum.

Looking at Shen Yumian's rich face and this childish action, Lu Ji felt a little funny.

"You can't threaten me."

"what?"

"In order to give customers a better experience, only I know where my switch is, and that's why it's not in the manual." Lu Ji nonsense without changing his face.

"???"What the hell?

"I won't tell you where the switch is, so—" Lu Ji met Shen Yumian's eyes slowly, "Give up on it."

Shen Yumian: ...

Lu Ji admired Shen Yumian's bewildered and colorful face, and his mood improved a little. Then, without giving Shen Yumian any response, he stood up, went back to the bedroom, locked the door, took out his phone and gave it to him. Lu Shifeng sent a WeChat message.

[Have you ever thought that robots don’t need to eat, but living people need to eat? 】

Shen Yumian felt that Lu Ji must have become a genius.

Look at what you said just now is human language?

Also, he wasn't human at all.

Shen Yumian and Li Yue asked for confirmation.

[Darling, Lu Ji just said that his switch is very hidden, only he knows, is this true? [Little Bear Confused jpg]] How could there be such an operation!

When Li Yue saw this question, she wanted to give the Eldest Young Master a thumbs up, that's fine, she was still having a headache about the switch, and she was afraid that Shen Yumian would come over and ask.

[Yes, because in order to be more realistic, no different from a real person, so that customers can have a more perfect experience of a real lover, so our chip research and development team specially set it, only when your lover completely accommodates you from body to heart, He will tell you the switch. 】

【Big meow question mark jpg】

【hehe_】

Shen Yumian was stunned.

From body to heart, cooperating with this little boyfriend has such a bad temper every day, is it because he is not in his heart?

Shen Yumian took a deep breath.

Too late to return it now? ? ?