I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

"Baby, what are you talking about? Don't be sad. I really lied to you just now. I deliberately frightened you. I can't bear to let you go. I like you the most. I want to be with you forever." Shen Yumian His voice became smaller and smaller, and when he said the last sentence, his voice trembled a little.

Lu Ji's heart seemed to be gently scratched by a cat's paw, this sudden strange feeling was very strange.

He settled down, "Sleep."

"Oh...that's it?" Shen Yumian looked at Lu Ji with his beautiful eyes open.

Didn't you cry?Is he thinking too much?

Shen Yumian got up from Lu Ji uncomfortably, sat aside in embarrassment, scratched his uneven bangs, his eyes were a little wandering.

What did he just say?

Shame.

Lu Ji was also a little uncomfortable, but Shen Yumian was not in the mood to pay attention, he was just immersed in his embarrassing world and couldn't extricate himself.

Neither of them spoke.

After a while.

Shen Yumian spoke, trying to save face: "Lu Ji."

Seeing his serious face, Lu Ji let out a "hmm".

Shen Yumian looked serious, frowned and said, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

Lu Ji: "No."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Seeing that Shen Yumian was about to lose his temper, Lu Ji immediately said, "I'm not angry anymore, I forgive you."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

Forgive your hammer, did I tell you to say this?

Shen Yumian's face was blackened by Lu Ji's annoyed imitation Lu Ji, and he glared at Lu Ji gloomily, his back teeth were a little itchy, and he wanted to bite someone.

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian said quietly: "Lu Ji, I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well."

Lu Ji didn't know why he was angry again, anyway, he was often angry, so he said "um" to show that he knew.

Shen Yumian looked bewildered, and said anxiously: "No, I'm already angry, you just hmm... and it's gone? Why are you so heartless? Why don't you think about how I coaxed you just now? You coaxed me What's wrong with me?"

Lu Ji was puzzled: "Didn't you say that being angry is the kind that can't be coaxed well?"

Shen Yumian was going to be pissed off by Lu Ji.

He finally understood that Lu Ji definitely did it on purpose, Lu Ji just didn't have him in his heart.

When Shen Yumian thought about it this way, he would have been secretly saddened, wiped away his tears secretly, and spent all his heart and soul, bought him back like a master and spoiled him, and now he is not even willing to coax him.

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Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian pretended to wipe away the tears that didn't exist, it really looked like that.

Seeing this, Lu Ji sat up.

Shen Yumian immediately turned her back to him, raised her hand again, and wiped her eyes with the back of her hand.

Lu Ji: "...I coax you, what do you want?"

Shen Yumian tried hard not to laugh out loud.

He knew that Lu Ji had a cold face and a soft heart. After all, he set it up, how could he not know?

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Shen Yumian sniffled on purpose, her heart bursting with joy, her face still had a pitiful look, and she whispered: "You hurt my heart."

Lu Ji fell for the same routine again.

He didn't know what to say, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed Shen Yumian's head, messing up the soft hair that the dog gnawed even more.

Although it's like rubbing a puppy, Shen Yumian is still very satisfied with this intimate action.

However, he said: "Unfortunate..."

"How can I not feel uncomfortable?" Lu Ji's tone revealed a pampering that even he could not easily detect.

Shen Yumian's head was so tight that he couldn't even notice it. Hearing what Lu Ji said, he raised his head and bumped into Lu Ji's gentle and quiet eyes at the moment.

... His heart beats endlessly, Lu Ji's usually cold eyes seem to be kissed by the moon at this moment, they are extremely gentle.

For a while, Shen Yumian forgot to pretend, and looked at Lu Ji stupidly.

Lu Ji was helpless.

How can anyone be so nympho.

Lu Ji asked, "Aren't you angry?"

"Huh?" Shen Yumian was a little at a loss.

"Sleep if you're not angry."

"Oh."

When Shen Yumian was lying on the bed, she was still dazed thinking why Lu Ji was so gentle just now?It made him lose his heartbeat again.

But...has he forgotten something?

On the second day, Shen Yumian remembered what he had forgotten, and was so depressed that he was delayed by beauty again, and missed the meeting with his 18cm again.

Shen Yumian sighed.

After finishing work in the afternoon, Shen Yumian looked out the window, the weather was fine.

"Lu Ji, is there still electricity? Do you want to charge it?"

Lu Ji was watering Shen Yumian's dying flowers on the balcony, and he answered with care like gold: "Yes."

After hearing this, Shen Yumian immediately ran to the bedroom and took out the fisherman hat he bought before and brought it once. The white hat had a small logo printed on it. Shen Yumian went to the bathroom and fiddled with the mirror first. I brushed my hair, put on my hat, and started to look pretty.

"I'm ready."

Lu Ji looked up and saw Shen Yumian wearing white short-sleeved black trousers, and a hat with a brim on his head.

so cute.

Although Shen Yumian actively took Lu Ji out to bask in the sun, he was discouraged as soon as he went out, and he lost all vitality in the room. Lu Ji saw it, reached out to him, and took his hand actively.

I don't know if Shen Yumian's expectations were heard, but the elevator ride went very smoothly today, there were only the two of them.

Shen Yumian looked down at Lu Ji holding hands with him, feeling a little sweet in his heart.

The last time he was in this elevator, Lu Ji blocked the space for him so that he would not be so afraid.

Lu Ji is so kind.

He especially likes it.

The sunlight outside was not as lush as at noon, but it was stronger than the afterglow in the evening. Bathed in the sunlight, Shen Yumian felt lazy.

There are very few people in the community at this point, and Lu Ji deliberately chose a small road with almost no one in sight, so Shen Yumian gradually became less nervous and became more courageous.

He shook Lu Ji's arm, raised his head and said with a smile to Lu Ji: "Lu Ji, do you know? I didn't grow to 1.8 meters because of lack of sunlight. If I had been exposed to the sun more before , maybe I have to be as tall as you now."

After he finished speaking, he raised his other hand and gestured for the height difference between the two.

Obviously the last sentence obviously has bragging elements in it.

Lu Ji didn't expose him, but met his clear eyes with a smile, followed his words and said, "Really?"

Shen Yumian: ...

Will you chat?

Lu Ji saw Shen Yumian staring at him suddenly: "..."

"No, Lu Ji, what do you mean? Do you dislike me for being short?"

Lu Ji was forcibly put on such a big hat. Before he could speak, Shen Yumian asked again: "Do you think you like 1.8 meters? I'm short, I'm only two centimeters short It’s grown, rounded to 1.8 meters, you think I’m short, how tall is it?! I chose you to grow so tall! I made you grow so tall.”

When it came to the last sentence, Shen Yumian was so overwhelmed that he straightened his waist and raised his head to stare at Lu Ji, as if you were not complacent, you are so tall because of me, and your existence is also because of me. I!

Lu Ji: ...

"Why don't you talk anymore! Are you scolding me again in your heart? Are you very unconvinced?"

Lu Ji knew it, and if he wanted to commit a crime, there was nothing wrong with it.

He didn't want to say anything, he made many mistakes, he held Shen Yumian and walked forward with a blank expression.

Shen Yumian snorted, not intending to let him go, and asked: "Do you think I'm short, do you like people who are 1.8 meters tall, or do your emulators like people who are as tall as you? Let me tell you, Lu Ji—— "

Lu Ji couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up, I don't dislike you for being short, and I don't like 1.8 meters either."

Shen Yumian asked: "Then you don't like 1.8 meters, do you like 1.7 meters eight?"

Lu Ji: ...

Tired heart.

"Isn't it? Talk, don't you? If you don't answer, I'll keep bothering you, Lu Ji, Lu Ji, Lu Ji..." Shen Yumian was very good at playing rascals.

Lu Ji was so annoyed that he couldn't stand it, so he let out a "hmm".

Shen Yumian was instantly happy, "I knew you liked me."

Lu Ji was speechless.

Back to where it was last time.

Shen Yumian hurriedly pulled Lu Ji to sit down.

The two big white geese were there last time, and Shen Yumian laughed at them for being stupid again, and made a childish face at them.

Sitting on the chair from last time again, Shen Yumian repeated his old trick, took off his hat, and put it on Lu Ji's shoulder.

Lu Ji said expressionlessly, "Sit down."

"Why didn't I sit well? I sat well." After Shen Yumian finished speaking, she leaned against Lu Ji's arms as if she had no bones.

Quite an inch.

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian was so happy that even the dumb goose who couldn't see far away felt a little cute.

"Lu Ji, at this moment, please write me a poem."

"..."

Lu Ji was quite speechless, pretending not to hear.

"Compose a poem for me~" Lu Ji ignored him, but he was still motivated.

Lu Ji said with a sullen face, "You didn't set the poet option for me."

Shen Yumian: "...I forgot."

Come to think of it, why didn't I think of this before?After a while, I finally became honest and basked in the sun with my eyes closed.

When the sun was setting, he was woken up by Lu Ji.

Lu Ji had a convincing expression on his face.

"What expression do you have?" Shen Yumian rubbed her eyes, and got up from Lu Ji's shoulder, "The sun is so comfortable, and my boyfriend's shoulders are also comfortable, it's normal to fall asleep."

His small mouth was chattering, and Lu Ji didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he stood up and said, "Go home."

Shen Yumian caught the word "go home" and was instantly pleased, and said with a smirk, "Okay, let's go home."

Lu Ji didn't understand why he glanced at him, not knowing why he was smirking.

Shen Yumian laughed again, seeing that Lu Ji had already walked away, he hurriedly chased after him, and when he passed by the big white geese, he bent down and patted one of them. head.

Then there is tragedy.

Shen Yumian didn't know that this goose was so fierce!Being grabbed by the trouser legs, he screamed in fright.

"Lu Ji! Help me!!!"

As soon as Lu Ji heard his voice, he turned around, and saw Shen Yumian rushing towards him in a panic, and quickly hugged his neck, hanging on his body.

"Goose!!!"

The big white goose is menacing.

Shen Yumian was so frightened that his hat was about to fly up, now he hugged Lu Ji's neck and did not let go.

Lu Ji: ...

The big white goose is also a master who bullies the weak and fears the strong. When he sees Lu Ji, he is not easy to provoke, but he is swept away by the fierce eyes, and he walks away cowardly.

Lu Ji supported Shen Yumian with one hand, put on his hat with the other hand, and said with a cold face, "You can come down now."

Shen Yumian immediately refused: "I don't want it, my feet are weak right now and I can't stand."

Lu Ji: "..."

Shen Yumian pushed forward: "You carry me home."

Seeing that he couldn't survive, Lu Ji had no choice but to hug him with a stinky face. Just as he turned around, his footsteps paused slightly.

……

Lu Ji didn't know how to describe his mood at this moment.

It never occurred to him that his three friends would show up in a community that had nothing to do with them.

Jiang Zhao Biancheng and Zhou Mingyang, facing Lu Ji at this moment, tens of thousands of horses are running in their minds, they looked at Lu Ji in shock, then turned their heads to look at the person hanging on him in unison, and then brushed together. Looking at Lu Ji's hands clasped around his waist, waist, and waist, his originally bewildered expressions changed instantly, and the three of them gasped in unison, and took half a step back...

I just came out to do an errand, why did I bump into it!What a... delightful scene! ! !What Huang Li said is accurate, today is a good time to travel! !

Hahaha! ! ! ! !