I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian has always wanted to transform, and the story he is saving happens to be what he wants to write, but he is good at cookies, and he doesn't know much about criminal investigation, even after reading many books about this field. Books are still a bit laborious to write. After all, majors also have walls, and the walls are quite thick.

He raised his head and glanced at Lu Ji, and was caught off guard by those dark and deep eyes.

???

The first reaction in Shen Yumian's mind was that Lu Ji was peeking at me!He must like me!

Thinking of this, his brows stretched, his eyes curved into a smile, and he looked proud.

Seeing his sudden change of expression, Lu Ji also knew what was going on in his little head, and was a little speechless.

Shen Yumian saw that Lu Ji was not in the slightest embarrassment of being caught, as if it was just an inadvertent eye contact, she looked away lightly, and snorted in her heart, it must be an act.

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian suddenly remembered something, his heart moved, he stood up, walked to Lu Ji's side, and asked, "How are you looking?"

There were still a few thin pages left in the book spread out in front of Lu Ji. Wen Yan flipped through the last few pages, then closed the book, "It's finished."

Shen Yumian was shocked: "So fast???!"

No, when he bought it back, the first book he read was the one that was spread out in front of Lu Ji. When he was flipping through it, he left it idle for a few days because it was too boring. The words are awkward and difficult to understand, and it took me a long time to finish reading, and I just finished reading, and I can't remember anything after closing the book.

Being interdisciplinary is really hard.

really,

Xueba's head is very different.

Shen Yumian expressed curiosity, how was Lu Ji's head designed, and how could it be so strong?

Thinking of this, he immediately bent down and stretched out his hands to hold Lu Ji's head.

Lu Ji: ...

"Lu Ji, I want to take a look at your mainframe and see what kind of structure it is inside. I'm so curious about why you are so powerful." On the top of Ji's head, he muttered, "It doesn't feel like anything special."

Lu Ji's face darkened completely.

Shen Yumian was so bold that he wanted to study it carefully, so he lay on Lu Ji's back, so focused that he didn't notice that Lu Ji's face was ashen, and he hooked his fingers on it like knocking on a watermelon. Knock, Lu Ji's face darkened, he couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his hand to grab Shen Yumian's slender wrist, and pulled it with his backhand.

???

!!!

Shen Yumian fell directly on Lu Ji's lap. Before he understood the situation, he looked at Lu Ji with an innocent face, and said in a daze, "What are you doing?"

Lu Ji: ...

Before Shen Yumian could react, Lu Ji had pulled him to the side like an eagle catching a chick.

Lu Ji glared at Shen Yumian, and left with a bad face.

Shen Yumian: ...

The temper is too big! ! !

Does he lose face by mentioning him like this every time?Thinking of this, Shen Yumian also became angry, and immediately decided not to talk to Lu Ji again.

It's really used to it, and it's lawless.

Shen Yumian sat back beside the computer angrily, and began to type. I don't know if Lu Ji was angry that his thoughts became smoother, but he wrote two chapters in one go without any text.

When Shen Yumian stopped, the sky outside the window had already darkened.

hungry.

Shen Yumian pulled on his slippers and walked to the living room. Lu Ji just came out of the kitchen and was taking off his apron. It seemed that the meal had already been prepared. If it was a normal day, Shen Yumian would go up and untie it for Lu Ji, and eat some tofu along the way.

But today—

Shen Yumian snorted and ignored Lu Ji.

Lu Ji didn't bother to talk to him either.

Seeing that Lu Ji didn't even look at him, Shen Yumian made a face at his back, and then walked to the kitchen, his head could be broken, blood was bleeding, and he had to eat.

Because the person who loses his temper and goes on hunger strike must have a brain problem, he is not!

The fried rice made with eggs for dinner was also chopped with diced ham. The golden egg flower was wrapped in rice and fried one by one. It looked very appetizing. I also squeezed orange juice on the side. The orange was still made by Shen Yumian. Bought with a scrapbook and left without eating, Shen Yumian was immediately hungry and thirsty.

He served a large bowl of rice, and sat alone at the dining table, his cheeks puffed up as he ate, and he took a sip of orange juice, which was sour and sweet.

After eating two bowls of fried rice with eggs and drinking a glass of orange juice, Shen Yumian spread his belly and thought that although Lu Ji had a bad temper, the cooking was really delicious.

If this goes on like this, he will get fat.

Why don't you buy some fitness equipment and put it on the balcony, and take the time to exercise for half an hour every day?

Shen Yumian felt that he still had to exercise, otherwise he couldn't eat like this every day, and he had to sit all the time, and he would definitely gain weight in the end, so he turned on his phone and started looking at the fitness equipment while lamenting that everything cost money.

The treadmill is a little expensive, although it is necessary to lose weight, but it is too tiring. It needs to be considered. Sandbags are fine. If you are muscular, you don’t like it. There is no need to buy it. It is described above that you can lose weight by lying on it, not only thin and belly, but also thin and waist. He eats a lot every day and doesn't like to move. He is afraid of getting fat in his stomach. He is also lazy. This really attracts him. What he needs, the most important thing is that the price is cheap.

Buy just one word.

In the end, Shen Yumian bought a treadmill after picking and choosing. Of course, it was not for himself, he just wanted to watch Lu Ji run.

Pay and place an order.

When I saw the amount above, I felt distressed.

Lu Ji hasn't come out since taking a shower, and has been staying in the bedroom. Shen Yumian cursed heartlessly, and ran to the bedroom to find a change of underwear. Seeing Lu Ji in pajamas, leaning against the back of the bed, playing games with a tablet, Hearing him come in, even the eyelids were raised too much, with a cold expression on his face.

Shen Yumian's face was flushed with anger, and her footsteps were so loud on purpose that Lu Ji didn't look up.

Humph.

Just as Shen Yumian stepped out of the bedroom, Lu Ji raised his head, glanced at the door of the bedroom, and then threw the tablet aside, which showed victory.

"Let you ignore me! Make you lose your temper at me! Let you play games without me!" Shen Yumian kept scolding Lu Ji when he was taking a bath, and when he saw Lu Ji's toothbrush after washing, he took it out angrily After coming out and throwing it into the trash can aside, I felt a little relieved.

Hearing footsteps, Lu Ji picked up the tablet again and started the game, looking addicted to the game.

Shen Yumian walked in, saw that Lu Ji was still playing, immediately became upset, her face was puffed up, and when she climbed onto the bed, she deliberately kicked Lu Ji, but Lu Ji still didn't look at him, and calmly withdrew her long hair. leg.

"..." Shen Yumian gritted her teeth angrily, okay, dare to violent him coldly, her small face sank, and she made up her mind to treat Lu Ji like air.

But when he was holding his posture, when he heard the sound of the game starting, he couldn't hold back immediately, and Shen Yumian leaned over with a very spineless approach.

He also wants to play.

With a big head that seemed to be chewed by a dog, he leaned over, his face was almost stuck to the tablet, Lu Ji thought it was a little funny, he had never seen this before.

Shen Yumian coughed pretendingly, "Lu Ji, let's reconcile for a while first, you play a game with me first."

Lu Ji: ...

Seeing that Lu Ji was ignoring him, Shen Yumian immediately showed his true colors and said coquettishly, "I want to play too~"

Lu Ji said expressionlessly: "No, I'm still angry."

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

"Why are you angry? Am I not angry?"

Seeing Shen Yumian's shocked face, Lu Ji was angry and funny when he heard his words, and asked, "Really? Why are you angry?"

Shen Yumian complained: "I'm mad at you for your temper!"

Lu Ji raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you choose this?"

Shen Yumian choked for a moment, blinked and blinked again, a little lacking in confidence, and then said righteously: "That was when I was young, I was ignorant, and I liked boys with a cool temper, but now I have regretted it, Now that I have matured, I find that gentle boys are more in my heart."

"Then you have already chosen." Lu Ji originally had a smile hidden in his eyes, but when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly became cold, and his tone was cold and whizzing.

Shen Yumian's face collapsed upon hearing this.

"You are angry with me again! Look at you, I bought you home just to make you kill me? Is it to make you angry with me??? I know that I have a bad temper every day. I spent so much money. Touching my little hand will blow my beard and stare at me, and kissing my little mouth will make my face so dark that it is frightening, is it easy for me? I regret it, I regret it too much."

The more Shen Yumian talked, the more depressed she became. She emptied her entire family because of him, and now she searches everything she buys, and she even beats him up!

Hearing that he regretted it, Lu Ji's face became even colder, and he said unhappily, "It's too late."

Seeing that he didn't repent at all, Shen Yumian blushed from his anger, glared at Lu Ji, raised his foot and kicked him again, so angry that he was afraid of kicking him badly, so he used all his strength to kick him.

He is so difficult.

"It's not too late! You are still in the trial period!" Shen Yumian raised her voice.

Lu Ji stopped talking.

Seeing his sudden silence, Shen Yumian was a little confused.

This is... scared?

With a cold face, Lu Ji moved to the side, and lay down with his back to Shen Yumian.

Shen Yumian:? ? ?

He said it on purpose.

Shen Yumian stared at the back of Lu Ji's pretty head, kicked him on the back, and asked tentatively, "Why aren't you talking?"

Lu Ji ignored him.

Shen Yumian kicked him again, "Scared?"

Lu Ji still ignored him.

Shen Yumian immediately imagined that Lu Ji was frightened by his words, and was crying secretly at the moment, and immediately lost his skin, and lay down nervously.

"Baby? I'm teasing you! Don't be sad. Don't cry. What I just said was angry. I don't like gentleness. I still like you the most. Although you have a big temper, you You are handsome, you have this privilege, of course, if you are gentler, I think I will like it more—" Shen Yumian slipped the tongue as she spoke, and quickly made up for it, "...No, no, you are not gentle with me I also like you the most."

Lu Ji: "..."