I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

Shen Yumian's smile became more and more obvious, and his eyes were crooked. Seeing Lu Ji coming in, he looked him up and down, and praised him from the bottom of his heart: "Lu Ji, you have a great figure."

As expected, it was designed according to his request.

The proportions of this figure are perfect, a natural clothes hanger, so——

Not wearing anything... would be a waste of such a good figure.

Thinking of this, Shen Yumian immediately sat up straight, "Baby, come here."

Seeing this, Lu Ji immediately stopped and looked at Shen Yumian warily.

Shen Yumian was used to Lu Ji being disobedient and didn't expect much, so he closed the webpage, stood up numbly, tilted his sore neck, and walked towards Lu Ji.

Lu Ji took a step back.

Shen Yumian immediately took a step forward.

Lu Ji: "...sleep."

Shen Yumian nodded: "Okay."

Lu Ji glanced at him, and Shen Yumian quickly put his arms around him affectionately.

"..."

Until entering the bedroom, Shen Yumian acted like a good baby, and did not do anything out of the ordinary, which surprised Lu Ji.

I can't figure out what the hell he's planning.

As if Shen Yumian really wanted to sleep, she climbed onto the bed first, and lay obediently in the bed, before Lu Ji went to bed.

The lights were turned off, leaving a night light.

The house was quiet.

As soon as Lu Ji lay down, Shen Yumian immediately turned sideways and looked at Lu Ji with wide eyes.

Hotter than a light bulb.

Lu Ji couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "What do you want to do?"

Shen Yumian waited for his words, immediately turned over and rolled to Lu Ji's side, and said tentatively, "I want to see 18cm."

Lu Ji's face darkened instantly.

Shen Yumian knew this would happen, and was prepared, "It's fine if you don't show it, but you have to promise me one request."

The co-author is waiting for him here.

Lu Ji asked blankly, "What request?"

Seeing that Lu Ji didn't directly refuse, Shen Yumian immediately got excited, sat up, blinked at Lu Ji with his beautiful eyes and said mysteriously: "I won't tell you yet, just promise me first."

Lu Ji snorted coldly and refused directly.

Being rejected again and again, Shen Yumian became angry, and rushed towards Lu Ji with great momentum, saying plausibly: "I can only choose one of the two, since you don't want to agree, I'll treat it as if you invited me to watch 18cm gone."

Lu Ji didn't expect him to be so bold all of a sudden, he quickly tightened his hand on his belt, and immediately sat up.

Shen Yumian flinched, and buried her face directly in Lu Ji's pillow.

Both use the same shampoo, Shen Yumian thinks that Lu Ji's pillow is more fragrant and smells better.

"!!! You're losing your hair again!"

With sharp eyes, Shen Yumian pinched a short hair on the pillow, feeling very distressed.

Lu Ji: "...you can't be bald."

Shen Yumian glanced at Lu Ji's hair, it was indeed quite a lot, so he reluctantly agreed for the time being.

"The topic is far away, so don't interrupt."

"..."

"You can't do this, you can't do that, tell me what I want you to do?" Shen Yumian sat cross-legged and faced Lu Ji unhappy, complaining angrily with eyes wide open.

Lu Ji: "Fall in love."

Shen Yumian choked.

brother? ? ?Can you say these three words without expression?Who do you think is the one who talks about love like this?

"Falling in love!!! How can you talk about falling in love?"

"……I'm sleepy."

Shen Yumian laughed angrily, "You are an imitation person, why are you so sleepy!!!"

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian was about to continue educating Lu Ji, when his stomach suddenly groaned, which was very clear in the quiet night.

Lu Ji heard the voice and glanced at him.

Shen Yumian blushed instantly, patted her stomach, and said angrily, "What are you looking at? Have you ever been hungry? It's not because of you, what kind of noodles! I didn't eat well for dinner, do you know that I don't like it the most? I'm eating noodles! Hmph."

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian became more and more angry as he talked, got up from the bed, turned on the light with a "snap", and the room suddenly lit up, then jumped out of the bed, walked to the cabinet next to him, and went to get the snacks he had prepared .

"It's strange..." Shen Yumian counted the snacks in the basket, she couldn't care less about getting angry, she was very puzzled, "Why do I have less snacks???"

Lu Ji: ...

Shen Yumian likes to eat snacks, and has a little habit of counting how many snacks are left before each meal, so that he can add more next time, and he knows how many snacks there are.

"Why are there so many missing!! Where did my two bags of small yellow croakers, one bag of fish tofu, and the small bag of dried mangoes go???" Shen Yumian thought he was dazzled, so he counted again.

Lu Ji: ...

He actually remembered the snacks so clearly.

Shen Yumian raised his head and glanced at Lu Ji suspiciously.

Lu Ji didn't change his face, "Simulators don't have a digestive system."

Subtext, it can't be me.

And this sentence is what Shen Yumian said to him last time, not letting him eat grapes.

Shen Yumian scratched her hair, "I didn't say it was you."

Lu Ji: "Yes."

Shen Yumian suddenly raised her voice: "Is there a mouse in the room?!"

Lu Shushu immediately turned black when he heard the words, and pretended not to hear.

Shen Yumian said: "It must be, I heard the creaking sound last night!!! It must be a mouse!"

Lu Ji: ...

How did you hear that when you were so sleepy?In a dream?

Shen Yumian had already determined that the mouse had stolen his snacks, and was very upset, "Lu Ji, help me catch the mouse, see if I don't teach this thief who stole the snacks well."

Seeing that his attention had been completely diverted, Lu Ji gave a perfunctory "hmm".

"It's late, go to bed."

Shen Yumian was also a little sleepy, looked down at the snacks, felt that it was indeed too late, and it was not easy to digest, so she decided not to eat.

Climbing back onto the bed, Shen Yumian deliberately squeezed beside Lu Ji, before Lu Ji could turn around and stare at him, Shen Yumian pretended to say: "Oh, there are mice, I'm afraid."

Lu Ji didn't bother to expose his lies.

After tossing and tossing for so long, Shen Yumian was extremely sleepy, reached out and hugged Lu Ji's arm, rubbed her small face against it, found a comfortable position, closed her eyes and fell asleep deeply.

Lu Ji pushed him, and as soon as he pushed the person away, Shen Yumian immediately seemed to sense it, turned on the octopus mode, and grabbed it even tighter, Lu Ji pushed him a few times, but seeing that it didn't work, he let him with a sullen face hold like this.

When Shen Yumian woke up, it was already bright in the room, and Lu Ji was no longer on the bed. He rubbed his eyes and found himself on Lu Ji's pillow.

"Lu Ji?" Shen Yumian called out in a daze.

No one answered, Shen Yumian woke up immediately and jumped out of bed with bare feet.

As soon as Lu Ji walked out of the bathroom wiping his hair, Shen Yumian hurried over and hugged him tightly. He subconsciously wanted to stretch out his hand to tear him away, but Shen Yumian spoke. He just woke up with a soft and waxy voice. Nuo De, "I didn't see you when I woke up, I thought you were lost."

"Why did you go? You scared me to death." A pitiful voice of grievance.

Lu Ji was about to pull his hand away, but paused in the air, "Going to take a shower."

Why do you love bathing so much! ! !

Shen Yumian sniffed, raised her head and looked at Lu Ji aggrievedly, "I'm hungry."

Lu Ji conveniently put the towel on Shen Yumian's head, "I'll cook."

Shen Yumian let go of Lu Ji, took off the towel that blocked his vision from his head, and followed behind Lu Ji, "I want fried dough sticks, tofu nao."

"No."

Shen Yumian yelled to eat, but Lu Ji had no choice but to let him order takeaway.

While Shen Yumian was waiting for the takeaway, Lu Ji went to bed again.

Shen Yumian climbed into the bed when he was idle and bored, he insisted on squeezing together with Lu Ji, Lu Ji couldn't be bothered by him, couldn't beat him, couldn't scold him, so he could only let him...

When the phone rang, Shen Yumian turned over, rolled to the innermost side, and kicked Lu Ji's calf, "Lu Ji, the takeaway is here, take it."

Lu Ji was woken up and wanted to lose his temper, but suddenly remembered something, held back, picked up the phone with a bad face, said "um", and then got up.

Shen Yumian secretly opened his eyes, secretly looked at Lu Ji's back, covered his mouth and laughed.