I thought I ordered a dummy boyfriend

After a long time.

Lu Ji said blankly, "No."

There is no other way, Shen Yumian just blocked the door like this, there is a feeling that if you don't cooperate, don't enter the house, it's full of threats.

It doesn't have to be spent all the time.

Satisfied with the response, Shen Yumian reached out and patted the non-existent ashes on Lu Ji's chest, tidied up the non-existent tie, full of desire to perform.

Lu Ji was speechless.

Finally entered the house.

Shen Yumian didn't know what was going on, but she was in a good mood, skipping to the bedroom to get her pajamas, "Do you want to wash together? We can take a bath~"

Lu Ji was unmoved: "I cook."

"It's never too late to do it after washing."

"Night."

Oh shit.

Shen Yumian's begging for a bath was rejected, so she walked towards the bathroom with a grunt, and said, "I want salt and pepper pork ribs for dinner."

Lu Ji ignored it directly.

Adhering to the choice of doing what is simple, of course it will not be salt and pepper ribs.

So when Shen Yumian came out wiping her hair and saw the noodles cooked by Lu Ji, her face immediately collapsed.

He doesn't like noodles.

Shen Yumian scratched her hair, and said with a serious face: "Baby, I've decided, let me cook tomorrow, don't do it, just rest, I feel sorry for you when you're exhausted .”

Lu Ji was taking off his apron, when he heard this, he immediately refused: "Not good."

Shen Yumian: "???"

The boyfriend's heart is like a needle in the bottom of the sea. I don't know who looked like a domineering president at the time, saying that he was just a boyfriend and not a servant, and had no obligation to cook. How did it change in the blink of an eye?

Seeing Shen Yumian's puzzled face, Lu Ji gave an explanation: "We must make the best use of everything, and we must not compromise our talents."

Shen Yumian: ...

Then you are obedient, cook some of my favorite food, and clean up some of my dislike.

It's better to just give up, anyway, he can just look at his face.

Shen Yumian was about to speak, but Lu Ji didn't give him a chance to object and went to take a bath.

"Don't come in."

Shen Yumian curled her lips, "I'll just see what's wrong, I hide it every day, it's not for nothing that I'm 18cm blind."

Lu Ji said coldly, "It's up to you."

Shen Yumian spoke confidently: "I'm not 18cm."

Lu Ji: ...

Crack, the door closes and locks directly.

Shen Yumian's wish to see 18cm was broken again.

You will always see it, you will touch it, Shen Yumian comforted herself like this.

After going out for a trip, Shen Yumian suddenly came up with some inspiration. Since Lu Ji didn't show it to him, he went to the study, opened the document and wrote his new article that he finally got inspiration from.

Lu Ji went back to the bedroom directly after washing, turned on his phone, and found that Lu Shifeng had sent a lot of wechat messages.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【! ! ! ! ! 】

[Aji, tell me if you went out today! [scared]]

[It should be that I misunderstood, maybe I have been too tired from work recently, and I have hallucinations. 】

Lu Ji: "You came to see me?"

Lu Shifeng: "Well, I saw you cuddling with a little boy."

Lu Shifeng: [panda head question mark jpg]

Lu Ji: "Then?"

Lu Shifeng: "... who is that boy?"

Lu Ji: "Shen Yumian."

Lu Shifeng: "..."

Is that the social fear customer?Lu Shifeng felt a little bad, he really didn't expect Shen Yumian to be a beautiful young man, so he was always worried that Lu Ji would do something if he was provoked by such a bad temper.

Who knew that the other party turned out to be such a good-looking person, looking at him from afar, and smiling very cutely, he thought his brother wouldn't be able to beat him up, right?

Lu Shifeng: "Talk to brother, why are you still hugging?"

Lu Ji: "Fall in love."

Lu Shifeng still knew his younger brother well, so there should be a difference between what Lu Ji said about being in love and what he knew about being in love.

then--

Lu Shifeng tentatively asked, "Do you like him?"

Lu Ji: "..."

Seeing this reply, Lu Shifeng immediately felt relieved.

It's fine if you don't like it.

Lu Ji played with his mobile phone again, and when he looked up, he saw that the street lights outside the window were all off. Shen Yumian hadn't come back to sleep yet, so he turned off his mobile phone and put it away, got up, and planned to go to the study. Even if he goes to bed first, he will be kicked awake at that time. The most important point is that if he goes to bed early, he may be picked up by a guy who has been thinking about 18cm-pants.

Couldn't get a good night's sleep either way.

Shen Yumian just came to inspiration, and wrote [-] words in one breath. Writing new themes is very exhausting. Some plots need to be sorted out, and he needs to be highly involved. He is very tired, so after writing a chapter, he did not continue. Write, and turn to record the things with Lu Ji, relax your mind, getting along today is enough to make him happy, this kind of direct record, Shen Yumian writes effortlessly.

Because it is a competition, readers can irrigate the nutrient solution. If there are enough, there will be a natural list. This list has a high exposure rate and a lot of traffic. In the afternoon, many readers irrigate the nutrient solution. Climbing up the natural list, the exposure rate has increased, and the collection is rising like a rocket.

Because this book is purely a record, it doesn't just update [-] words a day. As soon as Shen Yumian writes it, he throws it away and publishes it.

Readers looked satisfied and howled wildly.

Sunset Red: [This chapter is too sweet! ! !Forgive me, I can only ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

The little female fish looks for the little male fish: [Mom orders you to get married immediately!The Civil Affairs Bureau moved directly in front of you! ! ! 】

It's not sweet texts, I don't like them: [It's so sweet, Lu Xiaogong is so spoiled, I've already pictured him stretching out his hand with a face full of impatience, so cute! ! !Mouth and body integrity! !The contrast is cute! 】

I locked up with Mianmian: 【This candy looks like you don't want money, kick over this pot of dog food, Mianmian is mine! ! ! 】

Cute and strange: [When will our baby Lu experience the fun of role-playing! ! ! 】

Hidden achievements and fame: [Lu worked for a day, with a tired face, he pushed open the door, his sweetheart was waiting behind the door with a cute face in a valet outfit with a tie, and took it on his arm very thoughtfully. He put on a suit jacket and asked softly: "Sir, are you hungry?" Lu loosened his cuffs, half unbuttoned his tie and buttons, and replied coldly: "Yes, I am hungry." The little man-servant immediately said: "It's already Dinner is prepared for you." Lu said with a domineering face, "No hurry, I'll eat you first." Please make up the rest by yourself. 】

Follow-up comments on this building:

[Fuck! ! !Boss, I can't figure it out! ! !Pass you a pen, and write out the plot of eating you next! ! ! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Hate this the most!Don't write what's wrong! ! ! 】

【I hate!What is the way of eating behind you! ! !Why not write it out! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha poisonous! 】

……

There were hundreds of replies to this comment in a short while, and it directly became a topic floor. Everyone messed in under this comment, and it was impossible for Shen Yumian not to brush it.

Shen Yumian: ...

Take a screenshot and log in to Weibo.

Yu Mian: [Smile, smile, please tell me, this little friend who has hidden merit and fame, how to eat this "eat you"?Not only do you want to know, but I also want to know. [picture]】

As soon as Weibo was posted, fans soon came over.

Love to eat pork belly: [Hahahahahaha, I was drinking water, and when I saw this screenshot, I almost choked to death, who is this kid who hides his merits and fame?Stand up now! !You've managed to attract a lot of attention, hahahahaha. 】

I recited ten words today: [I fucking laughed to death, hahahahahahaha, they are all bosses. I have just watched the comments below this comment, and there is a new boss who has updated. Without further ado, just go straight The screenshot above, sisters who haven’t seen it, can be Kangkang, [picture], smirk, smirk. 】

Picture content: [About eating, since everyone wants to know, I will cut my own leg meat and work hard to produce food. Please forgive me for the bad writing. I give everyone a hug, and I will continue——Shen Wenyan blushed immediately , eyes blinking, eyelashes fluttering, like a little white rabbit, whispered: "Eat first, eat me later." Lu Ba said: "No, I will eat you now." Shen: "Do you want to eat me?" How do you eat it?" Lu: "Guess." Shen: "Guess, can I guess?" Lu: "Guess, I guess you..."]

Silently put on the diamond: [Hahahahaha, I'm fucking dying of laughing! ! !You people are really toxic, feel ashamed, ashamed. 】

I locked up with Mianmian: "I just came back from watching, and the comments below are more exciting than the next. I almost threw up laughing. What kind of sand sculpture netizen is this!!! I have contracted my laughing point all day."

When Shen Yumian clicked on the screenshot, she couldn't help laughing.

Because the prizes for this simulated boyfriend are generous, many authors on the website are also writing about this simulated boyfriend to participate in the competition. There are also a few good data, but there is no big splash. No one thought that Shen Yumian's book should be so cold that it should explode .1 It is said that diary-themed articles will be so popular, and the number of favorites and comments has been increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and I am a little dumbfounded for a while.

The post on the forum that publicly ridiculed Shen Yumian was very lively a few days ago, with constant cynicism, but today it suddenly became quiet, and now it has been pushed up again.

Floor 678: [Hahahahahahaha, do your faces hurt? 】

Floor 679: [Hahahahahahaha, why is no one jumping around?It’s really skinny and I just open my mouth. I still earn 1 yuan a month. The capital list is all based on writing No.1 title. Is there anyone who rubs-rubs me, licks-me?Slap in the face? That one!Your No.[-] is really cold because of the question you wrote. 】

……

Floor 700: [I laughed so hard, are you dumbfounded now?Still waiting for someone to sell miserably and rush to the street, who would have thought that someone would be awesome and stop jumping?What annoys you people the most is that you look down on Tianwen every day, with a sour face, writing behind your back, and finally throwing your face to the ground. 】

Floor 701: [It's boring, it's boring, the building is closed. 】

The forum turmoil was turned around without Shen Yumian's knowledge, and Shen Yumian never paid attention to it.

Shen Yumian turned back and looked through the comments under the comment under the article, grinning from reading it, it was so interesting.

As soon as Lu Ji stepped into the study with one foot, he saw Shen Yumian smiling at the computer.

Hearing the voice, Shen Yumian raised his head from the screen to look at Lu Ji, suddenly thought of something, smiled ripplingly, and waved to Lu Ji.