That nanny, rotten!

conjecture.

And what about myself?

Wearing the banner of "The Prince of Tennis" in the name of passionate sports comics, it is actually a "harem" 2-dimensional world where all kinds of beautiful men gather. It is God who pity me, a 26-year-old old maid, and give me a hug from left to right. Enjoy the blessings of everyone, take the NP route, is there a chance for the Queen to develop?

It's a pity that, as the saying goes, people don't use nymphomaniacs in vain. I was also a nympho fan of "The Prince of Tennis". Challenge...until a poisoned arrow hits my heart and it starts to rot.Then I understood that Tezuka is in love with Fuji, and Atobe is obsessed with Tezuka, just like Yushi is to him, Aigaku and Hyotei keep performing bloody love triangles; The deputy director is already an old couple. Even though Sanada and Tezuka had a bond, they were no match for the distance of time and space. Then Shiraishi appeared and used his strength to conquer the arrogant heart of the genius Fuji... In a word, I like it It doesn't matter who it is, because there is no need for a woman to intervene between princes!

In other words, even if time travel can make me give up my belief in science, it can't shake my persistence as a senior rotten girl.

I remember I mentioned before that I have a good memory. To be more precise, my memory is not ordinary. In this world where everyone plays "killer tennis" with various special skills, an ordinary person like me can be regarded as The only thing that gets stunts is "photographic memory".

When the mind is calm, the mind is clear, the thoughts are cleared up, and everything becomes simple and clear, including memory.I think of a new TV version trailer video of "The Prince of Tennis" that I saw not long before Christmas, which is confirmed to be coming on 2012.1.4. Which onion? !

Although there is an old saying in China that is "if you come, you will be safe", but God SAMA (everyone is good, that is the guy who let me cross), if you can hear it, I really want to tell you: rejuvenate, wear It's good to be a girl, can you give me back my 110 cm long legs?I just finished laser treatment for myopia last year, and I turned back into a glasses girl again. Can I ask for a refund?In this dimension where there are loli faces dangling around the world's 'chest', why am I an airfield?

What's more, you don't have to keep up with the times, the new show will be aired on the 4th, let me pass it on the 1st, before I have time to collect information, okay? The manga version of "Net King" is not as beautiful as the animation version. Who wants to watch it before it becomes TV? !

So how is this?Always dislike the retribution of Teacher Xu Fei's painting style?

The female pig is invincible against the cannon fodder soul

I must admit that "Irie Kumiko" is an excellent time travel container.

It is not cruel to keep a diary for nine years from the first day of the first grade of elementary school. It is a bit weird to enter all the diaries into the computer in the form of electronic files and file numbers by year—— It was as if she knew that someone would ban her one day in the future, so she purposely set up such a database for anti-trapping gangs.

For such a data queen who is comparable to Gan Sadaharu, I am of course grateful. At least I feel relieved that I don’t have to follow the golden rule of "everyone who travels through time and has acquaintances by his side must pretend to have amnesia".Give full play to my nirvana "one eye, ten lines" & "photographic memory", which is enough to stand out among hundreds of thousands of candidates, while waiting for the visit of the three ninja brothers, scan the girlhood of "Kumiko Irie" and put Its summary is summarized as follows:

Iriekumiko (iriekumiko)

Lihai University Affiliated Middle School 3rd Year B Group 13 Fan (15 years old)

Committee: Student Union Accountant

Birthday: November 11 (Scorpio)

Blood type: AB

Favorite Food: Mango Sago, Okonomiyaki

Hobbies: Reading (mystery novels), tasting tea

Family members: adoptive father (Naoto Irie), adoptive mother (Mifuyu Irie), foster brother (Kata Irie)

Good subjects: all

Favorite Color: Beige

Favorite movie: "The Devotion of Suspect X"

Favorite book: "White Night Journey" (Keigo Higashino's big fan)

Favorite music: Baroque super memory music

Favorite type: Steady, mature and courageous hardcore

Hangouts at school: Student Union classrooms

Primary school: Dotonbori No. [-] Elementary School → Kanagawa No. [-] Elementary School

Things to do every day: write a diary, go to the Japanese room to watch Sanada practice calligraphy

The extremely valuable information is that this space is located one year after the timeline of "The Prince of Tennis" that I am familiar with.In other words, Ryoma, the mediocre but arrogant short winter melon heroine, has already entered the second grade of junior high school at this time, and most of the third-year seniors from the tennis clubs of each school have also been directly promoted to the corresponding affiliated high school without any suspense. .And "my" brother, Irie Kanata, after the end of the U17 Japanese youth tennis team, now he has entered the country's leading Tokyo University as a special tennis recruit, and this year he won the extremely rare opportunity to go to Australia to participate in an international university. Eligibility for the Tennis Challenge [InternationalUniversityTennisChallenge].In fact, a large part of the [IUTC] held in Melbourne this time is to test the venue for the upcoming Australian Open, so compared to having the opportunity to play against players of the same age from all over the world, Kanade Irie is more excited The reality is that you can watch the world's top tennis masters at the forefront of the ATP rankings for free.

At this point, I have to say again, "Irie Kumiko" is indeed a potential candidate for the official heroine:

Before the age of nine, that is, the first three years of elementary school, she lived in Osaka, and studied at Dotonbori No. [-] Elementary School with the three Ninzuzu brothers. The "childhood sweetheart" who is above AUO and has not met her lover but is forever new is necessary for romance, and The more the better.

Although the birthday on Singles' Day is somewhat ominous, the setting of being adopted by the mother's first love and best friend's family after the death of both parents in a car accident is really high.Transferred to No. [-] Elementary School in the Kanagawa area where her adoptive parents lived, joined the sparsely populated reasoning club, lived with Lu Bishi Yagyu, a senior in the first grade, and took over the post of president after graduation.A year later, he followed Liu Sheng and entered the High School Affiliated to Lihai University, and worked as an accountant in the student union. An old stalk, but no one can deny that "the recruiting is not new, as long as it is useful".

Perseveringly "unrequited love" with the moving girlish feelings of the black-faced god Genichiro Sanada, which is similar to the smash hit "A Little Thing of First Love".Will the deputy minister, who is full of asceticism all over his body, be moved?Did it end in failure by taking the path of misery?Or did all the hard work pay off and get HAPPY ENDING?What is certain is that such a match will never lack selling points.

And the unrelated sister-controlled step-brother Irijiang Zuoduo provided the best material for the staged "Forbidden Love" which has been tried and tested a hundred times.

Whether it is to embark on the royal road similar to Shinichi and Ran in "Detective Conan", or to follow in the footsteps of Hui and Guang in "SA Super Student", or follow "Fall in Love at First Kiss" or The vulgar development of "Secretly in Love with You" even fell into the abyss of brother and sister in "My Sister" and there is no turning back.

It's a pity that I live in this young girl's body exuding the fragrance of youth: a solitary 26-year-old female doctor, professionally scheming, acquired alienation and indifference, the beauty of the heroine, I can't do it .

How to say, I also watched 178 episodes of the TV version plus 26 episodes of the OVA of the national competition. I am sure that this guy named "Irie Kumiko" did not show his face.But for me, this is the best way: a rare escape from the exhausting boring job, the boring complicated family, and the crazy world called "reality" that suffocates people. Man'World is dutifully being a cannon fodder, fulfilling the natural duty of an insignificant full-time soy sauce party-wasting time vigorously.

Kansai Wolves, Dogs and Wolfhounds

I clearly remember that when I came to Japan as an exchange student, I put on the aqua-blue Furisode kimono that I had put on for the first and last time with the help of the landlady.It is astonishingly beautiful as I imagined, from the complicated hair accessories with hairpins on the head, underwear including foot bags, muscle undergarments, petticoats, long undergarments, and half collars, to the belts and belts decorated with Qibao, and to the matching dresses. Cloth sandals, and the Saga brocade handbag that matched the color of the dress, everything drove me crazy, who always used T-SHIRT and JEANS in college.

It’s better to be a child, my ingenious mother (er, the impolite Obasan who I mistaken for Mrs. Sato above) combed my hair for me, and put on a very old-fashioned coral bead hairpin , and let me enjoy the long-lost clothes to stretch out my hands-if someone changes my clothes like this every day, it’s not bad to wear a kimono every day.

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