That nanny, rotten!

Such a scientist has to believe in the Maya's prophecy. Anyway, I can't afford the ticket for Noah's Ark. According to my genetics, I rarely live a long life. Maybe it's good to enjoy the feeling of being buried with someone...

Facts have proved that people really should not have evil thoughts casually: at the moment when the time on the screen jumped to 00:00, I felt a strong but non-aggressive pull, as if being sucked into a transparent bubble , I saw other people in the cabin violently bouncing up and down, it seemed that the plane was encountering a strong cyclone, and I was the only one who didn't feel it. The "faster-than-light neutrinos" announced by scientists caused an uproar in the academic world and challenged Einstein's theory of relativity, as well as the incident of Pan Am Flight 914, which was spread so mysteriously...

Everything was so sudden, there was no time for me, a physicist who graduated from MIT, to entangle the possible connection between neutrinos super-light speed and human time travel. Since my consciousness is gradually fading, I can't even be sure whether it is a fantasy or not. Listen, I just feel that the one who said "I know it's not Xiaoyu who is wrong, but this world. So, if you go to that passionate world where no one will teach you to restrain the urge to run against the sunset, Xiaoyu will definitely be able to find her lover back." courage and ability!" This stupid voice is so familiar, so nostalgic, and reassuring...

Which green onion is Irijiang Zaodo?

Uh, waking up in the morning with a throbbing headache accompanied by dizziness is really not a good sign.Forget it, the seemingly glamorous high-paying industry in the financial industry is at the cost of life loss, of course I know it best.Huge mental stress and never enough sleep have successfully upgraded the cyclical migraines that only occurred during the past menstrual period to recurrent ones.

I habitually reached out to search for my old friend "McCafe Chips"* in the bedside drawer. When I found nothing, I was surprised to find that I was not sleeping on the custom-made anti-cervical spondylosis water bed that was fully ergonomically designed.As soon as you open your eyes: the unique horizontal brush marks on the tea-colored wall, you can tell at a glance that they are painted with diatomaceous earth; the sun shines in through the rattan curtain on the window, and the built-in eucalyptus wardrobe The wooden floor with the same texture seems to be spread out in one piece; the tatami mat under the body is made of high-quality rush grass, which has a natural light fragrance; the shoji paper door is my favorite, because its simple and intertwined lines are very The taste of Zen—yes, this strong wind blowing towards my face reminded me that I was already in Japan at this moment.Probably because I slept too hard on the plane, my memory of when I got off the plane and how I got to this Japanese room is a bit vague.

Tian Tian wondered why I wanted to learn cooking and pastry, why I chose to come to Japan instead of France.I prevaricated her with the obvious remark "I don't know French."Of course, there are some reasons for this, but with my learning ability and memory, I am not afraid to master another language.The key is that I was an exchange student in the Faculty of Science of Tokyo Institute of Technology in my sophomore year.Besides, although I admit that the attraction of the Louvre cannot be underestimated, compared to the romantic and bohemian French in their blood, I am definitely more in tune with the Yamato people who have a national cleanliness and are strict in etiquette.And the most insignificant reason is that Professor Sato, who was very optimistic about my talents during the exchange student period, was willing to provide me with free board and lodging, as long as I was willing to use my spare time to help him tutor his young daughter who was not up to date in the third year of high school.The reason why I say insignificant is that I don’t care too much about “free”. Even after my mother remarried, I didn’t take a penny from the family. The starting salary of 20 has exceeded 30. The annual income is enough I can cope with any daily expenses that I have no obsession with luxury goods.Rather than being motivated by money, it is better to say that I can discuss bridge skills with Professor Sato from time to time, which finally made me decide to stay at Professor Sato's house.

Because I made an appointment with the professor to pick me up at the airport, I guess this is probably the bedroom the professor’s family vacated for me—very agreeable.

"Kumiko, Kumiko, answer the phone quickly, it's my brother calling back from Melbourne." The moment the woman barged into the room without even knocking on the door, and forced an extension phone into my hand, I Subconsciously, he glanced at the clock in the center of the wall, and it pointed at 9:00 exactly.This means that at eight o'clock Beijing time, I was seen with a sleepy face by a completely unfamiliar and impolite Obasan.

If this is my teacher's wife who I have never met, I can only say that Professor Sato's vision of picking women is indeed a bit worse.Thinking about it this way, although the two key words 'Kumiko' and 'Melbourne's brother' are inexplicable, I still answered the phone: "Hello? Hello."

"Xiao Jiuchan, Happy New Year!" It was a very gentle male voice, and the voice could be heard to be very doting.But... who is Xiao Jiujiang?

"...Let's have fun together." Although I was full of suspicion and hesitated for a moment, I finally politely replied with a short blessing.

"Xiao Jiu is so indifferent, Brother Zuoduo is so sad..." What is this aggrieved tone?I felt a little goosebumps, and hurriedly rolled up my sleeves, trying to soothe my suffering pores-wait a minute, what the hell is this dress? !Why am I wearing fluffy beige pajamas?Could it be that the teacher's wife changed it while I was asleep?Although it must be out of good intentions, I don't know why but I feel that it is a bit abnormal to do this... Wait!My boobs class? !Where did the only good gene 34D I inherited from my mother who was a model go?What, this slightly raised touch obviously doesn't even reach B!And the father's relic Omega men's watch that I have been wearing since I was 16 years old. Why did it become this candy-colored Casio BABY-G?

"I can't go to the New Year's shrine with Xiaojiu. My brother feels so lonely. I'm looking forward to Xiaojiu wearing a cherry-colored kimono!"

"Ah, speaking of it, you seem to have mentioned that this year Kenya and Shota both came to Tokyo to find their cousin for New Year's Day, so we made an appointment to go to the shrine with the three Ninzu brothers to pray for blessings. Then I will send an email later Please help me take a picture of Xiao Jiu wearing a kimono with my mobile phone!" Huh?My mind is even more confused, who is Qianye?As a master of Japanese drama, Shota, I do know one—Matsuda-kun who co-starred in "Fraud Game" with Erika Toda. Ninja Yuuji has an impression.

Since I changed my pajamas for me, my original clothes should be in... Opening the door of the closet, I was stunned - I was thinking of arranging this kind of room for girls without a mirror, and the Sato family also It's too inconsiderate, but it turns out that the mirror is set on the back of the wardrobe door. No, the point I want to say is: who is this guy in the mirror?

He is about 160 centimeters tall, and his hands and feet are so slender that he is not good at sports. His bangs just cover his eyebrows, and his black hair with a dark purple luster does not seem to have been dyed. Wearing a delicate frame mirror, he looks She is a good student who loves to read. Her skin tone is as fair as mine, but she has the apple skin of a girl who abandoned me a long time ago.The subtle thing is that it is somewhat similar to me when I was thirteen or fourteen years old.

"Xiao Jiu, why don't you talk?" After being shocked, I realized that there was a sister control called "Zhou Duo" on the other end of the phone who had been chatting for a long time, and what really made me feel like a thunderbolt was his next sentence , "Are you still worried about whether to confess to Genichiro? I really don't understand your taste, sister. Don't you have many better boys in the tennis club of Lihai University? Compared with that incomprehensible black-faced god Sanada, student council president Yagyu-kun has a gentlemanly demeanor and has been in the same club with you since elementary school..."

Sanada Genichiro!

Lihai is big!

Yagyu... Bilushi?

Zero-dimensional is a point, one-dimensional is a line, two-dimensional is a plane, three-dimensional is space, plus time becomes four-dimensional, and five-dimensional is a parallel that cannot interfere with each other

Time and space, and Liuwei is the time and space that rides on the two time axes and is now red to purple, and the mind-controllers are yelling at all kinds of time and space.

Let’s assume that the appearance of “superluminal neutrinos” is not a calculation error, then the traversal is indeed scientific and reasonable, but the problem is that neither “6-dimensional space” nor “superluminal neutrinos” can explain it. , from the real 3D dimension to the fictional 2D dimension, right? !

"Brother, I seem to have a bad stomach yesterday and went to the bathroom, let's talk next time."

I sat on the toilet for half an hour, of course I didn't really eat my stomach, but I was fighting to the death with my scientific beliefs that I have held on to for more than 20 years-finally at the 31st minute, I accepted a Fact: That's right, I have traveled through time, and I have traveled to the world of "Net King" where countless nympho and brain-dead people are fascinated.

As a high-ranking member of the elite class, I have secretly despised the protagonists of various time-travel dramas and time-travel texts countless times: in modern times, the unlucky guy who was struck by lightning and hit by a car was fine in ancient times. water up?In modern times, they are all older young women who are not wanted by others. In ancient times, they became the sweet pastry of the stars?It's nothing more than a group of people who can't realize their self-worth in the real society, pitiful and stupid self-expansion and satisfaction