[Zhongyingmei] Did The Flash wear clothes today?

"Max! I have something big to tell you, you know... oh my god! A strange man is sitting on our broken couch, and he still has money for those damn expensive casual clothes around the corner, why show off , didn’t even remove the label! The bright price flashed into my eyes.”

Caroline opened the door and chirped like a bird, Max didn't want to talk to her at all.Instead, she happily tidied the hair of the handsome strange guy she picked up. She felt that this guy was like a super star on TV, so handsome that he exploded!

"Max! Maybe you can explain all this, just like I explained to Han that you disappeared because you had rabies, not because you were just too lazy to go to work." Caroline continued to call her name dissatisfied, like The idiot goldfish kept spitting bubbles.And she is a turtle living in a fish tank, there is nowhere to escape!

"Okay, okay." Max was finally harassed and stood up. She put her hands on her hips and put her hair behind her ears, looking like a royal sister.Max gave a 'hey' and said, "Don't make a fuss all the time, you little goldfish. As you can see, God gave me a handsome guy, so I took him home and dressed him up, so that he can be with Chestnut. Bao as a companion."

Caroline's eyes widened after hearing this, she dropped her bag and ran to search the small vault she hid under the blanket, but there was nothing in it except her broken heart, "Max!" Carol Lynn screamed, but Max wasn't superglue, she just rolled her eyes and didn't intend to stick her broken heart.Caroline, looking a bit exasperated, asked, "Hey? You've never cleaned the house, how do you know our little vault is under the rug?"

"Waiters like to hide money under the rug. Mr. Adams has gained experience, so I would like to give him a try, as a token of my respect for Million Pounds." Max smiled broadly.To be honest, her flaming red lips can catch everyone's mood, and now Caroline can't even get angry.

"I don't remember you liking Mark Twain, watching Million Pounds almost falling asleep, and coming home from that time you swore never to go to the restaurant movie party every Saturday again. So Max, talk What the hell is going on?" Caroline put on a serious mother's face, and Max was obviously a bad girl, and she lay comfortably on the sofa with her arms around the handsome boy she picked up. The words of the black-faced mother fell on deaf ears.Caroline was finally speechless about her uncooperative attitude. She simply gave up asking and joked, "Did you kidnap a grown man? How much ransom are you going to ask for now?"

"Of course it's 100 million pounds." Max replied, and then looked at the handsome boy.The little handsome guy is as docile as a sheep, but his eyes are like flames. Although he has been quiet and silent all the time, he is so warm and bright that he wants to ignite her.And it was this that made her feel compassion when she saw him, and then she took him home without hesitation, and even took out their small coffers to buy him new clothes.It turned out that the clothes around the corner were justifiably expensive, and he was really handsome in it, but it might have been his face and his slim waist and long legs that made the clothes look good.

"Okay Caroline." Max said seriously, "his name is Barry, and I found it at the door. We took our little coffers because...well, you know, he was naked when I saw him .I thought it was one of my friends with benefits, but they are not as cute as him. By the way, the most important point is that he has lost his memory. Except for remembering his name Barry Allen and some common sense of life, he doesn’t remember anything else .”

"Oh? So you brought home a bum who might be an exhibitionist and bought him new clothes. Jesus Max, the last time I ripped my pants I stapled them myself because We ain't got no money! You're gonna take him to the police, you know? He might be a bad guy... Come on, don't stare at me, I know he doesn't look like that. But Max, we can't afford that. "Caroline lay down on the sofa with them, posed in a comfortable position, and then continued to complain, "Also! The stalk of amnesia is too old-fashioned."

"But its age is always shorter than the time you have been single." Max knew that he had already succeeded in half, so he continued to work hard to get the black-faced mother to embrace the little sheep!Oh, Max Max Max!It must not be messed up, she said silently in her heart.Barry the lamb also plays his part, winking at Caroline.Look, she is almost overflowing with maternal love.Max restrained his cynicism as much as possible, and said with a serious expression, "We should keep him, it's always dangerous outside."

Caroline is tangled, and Max rarely wants something.You must know that what she most wanted to do in the first half of her life was to swim in the popcorn area of ​​the movie theater, so it is not an exaggeration to say that she wants to take in a suspicious man... big! "Well, maybe he can look after our dessert bar." No no no, sober up, you don't want to say that!Caroline thought unsuccessfully, but those words were indeed said by her, and she knew that she could not refuse Max.

"Oh! Barry, clap your hands." Max high-fived Barry and introduced him, "This blonde girl is called Caroline Channing, and she is my roommate. Although we ride the same horse, we are definitely not lesbians. "

"Hey? Max, this introduction won't work." Caroline used her unique rich person's tone again, "I was a billionaire once, and I graduated from Wharton Business School, you know, it is the number one in the United States. A real business school. Max don't look at me like that, you look like a kangaroo about to hit someone! Well, well, that was before my dad was found out as a liar, and now I'm a broke waiter, I can't do it, I'm about to cry." This is one of the aftereffects of bankruptcy syndrome, except for rainy days, she will suddenly have a seizure when introducing herself.

"Don't always lament the previous life, in fact, you are not bad now. I mean, maybe, I think you and Jerry get along very well. I went to the bathroom last night and saw him crawling on your bed and trying to get along with him. You make out, knowing that's the only 'male creature' that has crawled over your bed in years."

"Thank you, Miss Channing." Barry smiled shyly. He thought the two were very interesting, especially Max.Although he was a little too enthusiastic when we first met, but... he was quite moved.

"It's nothing, just call me Caroline." Caroline was a little flattered, he just called her 'Miss Channing', it was incredible, she thought she would never hear such a title again.However, she still wanted to express her anger at Max's joke, but she couldn't let her go any further, "Jerry is better than Xiaoqiang too, is that cockroach your pet? I think you indulged it too much, let it Eating sakura-flavored potato chips is definitely not a good thing."

"Wow, wow," Max shook his head, showing a face of disbelief, "You actually learned to tease me, did you meet Deadpool in the restaurant today to help you practice your spoken English, Caroline? Although you still It’s less than one ten-thousandth of his, but I still have to say that the effect is not bad.”

Caroline snorted a few times, and suddenly remembered something serious, she grabbed Max's arm excitedly, and said, "Do you know who the guest at table seven is?"

"Underage brat plus his high school volleyball team captain? That blond man looks very old-fashioned, but his breasts can be compared with mine." Max recalled, while Barry was fed potato chips by her, feeling as if It's also very good, he was not affected by the amnesia at all, and Max felt that his past must have been not so good.

"NoNoNo!" Caroline chuckled, Max felt really stupid, she wanted to cover Barry's eyes to prevent him from learning badly, if her child was like Caroline, it would be better to let him sleep on the opposite side in the trash.And Caroline knew nothing about Max's inner thoughts, she continued to smirk, and said, "Brooklyn built a bronze statue of Captain America not long ago, so you understand?"

"Understand, understand, you are a fanatic fan of Captain Big Breasts, and even the self-introduction on Facebook is the captain's exclusive blonde sweetheart. But what does it have to do with the guest at table seven, do you think he is a potential enemy?"

"That's Steve Rogers! Although he has a mustache..." Caroline rarely hesitated, "Maybe it's not a mustache, but he is indeed the captain, there is no doubt about it. I finally saw him, then But the girl of my dreams! You don't know how excited I was at the time, but with my performance experience in college, I successfully pretended to be calm. Lian Han was shocked by my performance and specially asked me to advance get off work!"

"That's because he thought you were insane." She liked Iron Man more than Captain America Max, so she couldn't recognize the bearded Captain America at all. "Is there anything else? If not, I will take my The baby sheep are going to bed."

"Ooh! I still think that little boy is Captain America's son, what do you think?" Caroline tried to snatch the potato chips from Max, but it was obvious that she couldn't succeed.

"How is that possible? Can't you even hear the Queens accent? Girl, you had a boyfriend from Queens many years ago, no wonder you broke up."

Max took Barry's hand and got up to leave. She didn't have time to listen to Caroline's nonsense.She might as well spend more time with her little sheep when she is free. The abs feel so good to the touch, and she can completely label him a "great friend with benefits". She felt that she fell in love with Barry's figure and face at first sight, so she Like a teenage girl, there are blind and false fantasies about it.

"Wait, Max! Don't go! In fact, none of this is important, what is important is this." Caroline took out a package and a letter sealed in black wax seal from behind, with big The two English words 'Max Black', Caroline said seriously, "greetings from your mother."

So now, Max couldn't laugh.

Author has something to say: Tom and Jerry: Jerry

Max's mother never appears in the show!