[Zhongyingmei] Did The Flash wear clothes today?

One of those rare days in Brooklyn, and Han, in his green suit, looked as funny as a frog in one of Caroline's favorite mindless cartoons.To tell the truth, he was very noisy.

"Max, I know you're going to attack me personally again. But let's stop fighting and let's talk about what kind of guy girls like. Humor or something."

"Listen, funny little girl. You're never going to please any woman in this outfit. Take off your cuckold, you'd better believe Caroline than the bum who lives in the trash can Lorraine will seduce more women." Max wiped his wine glass and looked at this little tragedy of falling in love, and she officially announced, "The armistice agreement failed. The country of Max is going to attack the country of Han."

"Max! But Caroline said I'm so handsome that she loves a certain character, on TV." Han emphasized, "Hey, it's on some TV!"

"That's a frog." Max looked towards Caroline and replied blankly, "She really loves it to death. Every night when she sees this frog, she rolls out of bed laughing."

Han was silent for a while, then walked angrily towards his mini office.In fact, if he was wearing the bunny onesie his mother bought him, he would be very attractive to women. Who would not be mad at the sight of a little Asian girl in a bunny onesie.Sophie is a very good example. Think about the way Han is held in her arms. It may be the first woman that Han has intimate contact with after leaving his mother's womb.

"Max, Max! I just lied to the lesbians that we were too for a tip and a frog charm, so give me a kiss."

Caroline rushed over with the menu in her arms, Max rolled his eyes, reached out and hugged the poor girl, and left a big lip mark on her face, "Blonde girl, aren't we?"

"Oh! Max, we are totally!" Caroline put her arms around Max and waved to the couple, and Max forced a very fake smile to match her.So the pair of blond-haired idiots were very firm, and put the little frog and the receipt in Caroline's hands with a look of emotion.

Caroline happily entered the kitchen with the little frog. Max thought of Oleg who was showing his superb skills in the kitchen. She let out an exaggerated lament, and then she heard Caroline's scream and the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground .Max shrugged and continued to sit at the counter and wipe the table. Well, the boring day in Williamsburg had just begun.

"Max, I really don't know the meaning of inviting you to work in the restaurant. The guest at table [-] has brought ham sandwiches from home this time because he was ignored last time. Why did he come to eat in the restaurant? What!"

"Admiring underage pink girls or drinking your free booze."

Max looks at Han with his dinner plate, he just changed into a pink sweater in his mini office, it reminds me of Sophie's bunny ear headdress, why didn't she give it to this little grandma , even though it was her and Oleg's sex toy, she'd never only had tails to go with the bunny ears.

"Max, if you keep not working seriously... wait, Max! Where's Caroline?" Han looked around, stopped blushing when he saw the kitchen, closed his eyes and shouted, "O Reg! Why is Sophie in the kitchen!"

"I'm showing her my great skills. Oh, this beautiful foreign woman is waiting to be conquered by me, a warrior from a land of extreme cold."

He was so angry that he opened his eyes, and when he saw the scene in front of him again, he was shocked again, so he hurriedly covered his eyes and stepped back, "My God, what did you do to my little cute carrot? ?”

"Your? Oh, boy, it's very small indeed, and cute."

Sophie's voice came from the kitchen, which made Han almost jump up, like a miniature kangaroo, just born.

"Caroline just got the little frog charm and is loafing around in the kitchen. You know, she's probably watching a big fight right now. Can't get out for a while. Oh shit, rock boy at table eight I'm asking you to give him free drinks." Max answered Han's question slowly, and handed a glass of wine to Han, to be honest, pink is very suitable for this little Asian girl.

"If you remember I'm the boss and want a salary from me. Then Max! Tell him to get the hell out of my restaurant with my free drink."

"As you wish. You know, grown-ups always have to pamper you little Asian girls."

Max came to table No. [-] with the free drink and greasy menu provided by the restaurant. She put the drink heavily on the table, and then said to the rock boy with her right hand on her hip, "Is the sandwich delicious? Kid? Hey, it's a restaurant, or I wouldn't be talking to you in this old yellow uniform with a menu. Tell me what you want, or I swear I'll snap a sandwich down your panties with your Little bro get up close and you'll get kicked out of Williamsburg with a free drink all over your face. Okay?"

"I, I, I, I want a hamburger." The rock boy raised his trembling hands with a broken face.

"I'm not your teacher, kid, they don't have the proud twin peaks of my mother. Well, the hamburger will be here soon," Max tilted his head and thought for a moment, then said to him, "You know what it means right now, right? ? Our chef is like a horse, he is galloping."

The rock boy blushed and nodded vigorously, so Max kept her indifferent attitude and went back to the counter.The rest of the day was a blast, watching the Rock Boys run away and not forgetting to finish the free drink, and the bald old man at table one, oh my god, it takes guts to be human.She wouldn't do those boring things, and besides, she didn't have the key to the nursing home on her chest.

"Okay, Max." Caroline finally escaped from the kitchen, she gasped and pressed herself against Max, "You're still laughing! You should remind me! God knows how much I was frightened in there !"

"Oh? Is it a shock? I think it's a surprise. How many years do you see naked men? They all think we are lesbians, just because you ride with me!" Max said Caroline from He took off his body, then handed her a wine glass, and took one himself by the way, "Raise a glass, sister, to celebrate that you are finally a big girl."

"Well, if that counts." Caroline showed an indescribable expression, and then drank the glass of wine very simply.

"Girls! You are here to be waiters, not to drink!" Han complained angrily about their behavior.

"That's right, little penguin. We'll wear a rustic restaurant uniform for you, even though we can't hide the charm of my old lady," Max made a face at him, and walked towards the new customers with the menu, she didn't have the time Listen to the lesson of Han.

Max stood in front of the table number seven, and she showed a half-smile expression under Han's strong condemning eyes.Seeing this, the adults and children sitting at table seven involuntarily closed their mouths about to speak. The atmosphere in the air was extremely weird. Finally, when Max was ready to leave easily, the blond man with serious expression spoke. Yes, he asked, "Ma'am, are there any specials here?"

"Specialties?" Max seemed amused, "Hey, brother, this is a restaurant in Brooklyn, and specialties are my mood. I'm in a bad mood right now, so I advise you to hurry up and say what you want."

"You shouldn't have said that to Captain Steve." The boy sitting next to Steve almost jumped up.

"Captain? Captain of the volleyball team? You should go to class now. An unfriendly high school class teacher will be a disaster for your life, so, didn't she tell you that adults shouldn't interrupt when adults talk?" Max said blankly. Look at them both.

Steve wasn't offended by the malice in Max's words, and he smiled at her mildly, "Three burgers and two Cokes."

"I thought you'd order him a kid's meal," Max gave the boy a 'fuck you' look, and she continued, "He can't finish an adult burger, but if you want, you can." Hold on a little longer, you gotta know our cooks are super long." It was a pun, and she loved puns.

"Thank you." Steve's smile was formulaic, and it was obvious that he didn't understand her words.Max wasn't interested in such a man, although he looked like a strong and attractive American with a Brooklyn accent, but that didn't change the old-fashioned aura that emanated from him.She liked the vibrant American boys, except, of course, the boy next to Steve, who, while innocent looking, was too young, in every sense of the word.

Max turned and left, and after making sure she couldn't hear her, the two at table seven started talking.The boy showed an extremely shy smile, with a little excitement of seeing a big man, Steve was used to his appearance, and he said, "Be quiet, Peter."

"Sorry, Captain. I didn't expect you to ask me out alone. Oh, I mean, I'm so surprised. You didn't go to anyone else. In fact, Mr. Stark would be very happy. Well, Captain, I am so excited now A bit incoherent, but you know you've always been a hero to me." Peter gave him a big smile.

"Tony may not have much time recently," Steve frowned, "I heard from Miss Pepper that he seems to be in some trouble."

"What? Mr. Stark didn't tell me!" Peter was really jumping up now, he was always very concerned about Tony's affairs.Tony is like his mentor and father, or a best friend.

"He won't worry you. Okay, novice, sit down." Steve said helplessly.

"Okay, then can I go and see him? Captain." Peter looked expectantly.

"Of course." Steve nodded.Peter exclaimed happily, and then was pressed down by Max's dinner plate.

"I ate an adult hamburger and a child, I hope you can still drink a whole glass of Coke." Max had already changed into a suit of casual clothes at this time, and she was about to sneak out of the restaurant.No one wants to be here, and now that the little penguin is back in his mini office, she has to get out.

"I'm not a child!"

"When you said this, I thought you were only three years old. In this case, the coach will not let you play." Max rubbed the boy's head regardless of his wishes, and then ate Mike Si's homemade small cake walked out of the restaurant in style.

The air outside was obviously much better than inside the restaurant. She was walking slowly on the way home, but she quickened her pace after thinking that she hadn't fed Li Bao today. After all, she couldn't starve her horse, right?Besides, Li Bao is no ordinary horse, it is a little treasure.

"Chestnut, my baby." Max, who hurried home, was about to take out the key from his pocket to open the door, but he was shocked by the scene at the door—a naked man with eight-pack abs and ignorant eyes handsome guy?She rubbed her eyes again and again, then knelt down and poked the man's abdominal muscles with her hand, confirming that he was real.

Immediately afterwards, Max looked around the whole body, and then raised his head to meet his clear eyes, which were as soft as a small animal.Max was taken aback, and said habitually, "Hey, boy, do you want to come to my sister's house to play?"

The author has something to say: Broke Girls: Max, Caroline, and Sophie Oreg

"Captain America" ​​1-3 "The Avengers" 1-2 "Spider-Man Homecoming": Steve (Captain America) Peter (Spider-Man)

The Flash (TV): Barry