After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

He Yanzhi lost his heart and was so sad that he couldn't help but set the blame on him. He glared at Yu Heng: "It's all your fault."

Yu Heng: "?"

What's the matter with him?

He didn't say he wanted to perform this kind of comedy, did he?

Daju ran away and hid somewhere, probably because he was so frightened that he didn't dare to come out for several hours.

So Yu Heng changed from "chasing cats all over the world" to "looking for cats all over the world". Every time he found its trace, the meow shadow flashed and disappeared again.

What a flexible fat man.

After repeating this for four or five times, Yu Heng finally got tired. This "human-cat battle" came to an end temporarily, and the two-legged beast lost to the four-legged beast, losing 1:2.

He Yanzhi ignored them a long time ago, stopped participating in their interracial war, disarmed and returned to the fields, and ate snacks on his own.

Yu Heng beat the cat with a broom but failed, so he simply started sweeping the floor. When he passed by him, he said, "Eat less, you won't eat at noon?"

He Yanzhi waved his hand at him, signaling him not to block himself from watching TV.

The more he asked Yu Heng to drive away, Yu Heng still didn't agree, so he went directly to the other party and whispered in his ear: "What do you want to eat at noon?"

He Yanzhi was fascinated by watching TV, he didn't want to talk to him at all, turned his body to one side to avoid being blocked, and said perfunctorily: "Whatever you want."

Yu Heng: "You woke up late again today, and you didn't even eat breakfast, but you have to eat eggs every day, so at noon, you eat steamed buns with poached eggs, or boiled eggs with egg drop soup, what do you think?"

He Yan subconsciously wanted to say "whatever", but was he not deaf, or was he not easily fooled by the little bodyguard? That sentence was automatically converted into a picture in his mind, accompanied by the smell of chicken shit.

He covered his mouth with all his strength, and suppressed the word "casually", before saying after a long while: "Little friend, can you let uncle go? It's not a good boy to play pranks."

Yu Heng raised his eyebrows: "It's the hardest thing to be a good person these days, it's better to be a villain, who can still harm Yi for thousands of years."

He Yanzhi: "..."

It always feels like it has something to say.

After all, Yu Heng didn't give his dear "uncle" an egg feast, but stewed 80 yuan a catty of pork as a reward for his embarrassing scenes.

These days, no one can afford meat without any savings.

As the saying goes, "What you eat makes you rich." Eating meat naturally grows meat. He Yanzhi managed to gain half a catty due to being lazy during the Chinese New Year. He yelled as soon as he got on the scale. Yu Heng looked at him indifferently and said that he What a fuss, half a catty is considered long.

He Yanzhi began to give him "science popularization" about how terrible it is to grow half a catty of meat. Rounding up has threatened the development of human beings. Yu Heng couldn't bear it anymore. He lifted him off the scale, stood aside, and put the scale on a flat surface. On the tile: "Weigh it again."

He Yan looked puzzled, stepped on the scale, and found that...the number had returned to the normal value.

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

"Even if you really gained half a catty," Yu Heng said again, "you're still far from being 'healthy', so don't use this as an excuse for me not to eat breakfast."

He Yanzhi: "..."

He is so difficult.

It is simply impossible to fool the little bodyguard once.

Mr. Yan shut up silently, feeling that he has become the bottom of the food chain - Yu Heng can't beat cats, he can't even beat Yu Heng.

After the year, the weather turned warm quickly, and just like that, another warm and peaceful winter passed.When He Yanzhi had nothing to do, he once flipped through his previous Weibo, and felt that the past year and a half was like some kind of node, a milestone standing on the long road of "life".

It has been almost a year since the web drama "It's Deserving It", and there are still many people who can't forget it. Every once in a while, one or two voices will come out to ask if they can still watch 2 in their lifetime.

They are so persistent, He Yanzhi is also quite surprised, he always thought that "Idols with iron fans and running water", when to climb the wall is completely a matter of thought, I didn't expect that someone would really be willing to be a fan of this drama for so long , even at the expense of being fed dog food every day.

So he picked up the script of Deserve 2 again, and took a second look if there was nothing to do, and felt that he really should give an explanation to the audience.

After Yu Heng started school, he went to the hospital for a re-examination. He met the attending doctor. The doctor was quite surprised to see him. He said that the last time I saw you, you still went out sideways, but this time you came back upright.

He Yanzhi was silent.

It seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

"Do you want to remove the steel plate?" the doctor asked, "I haven't seen you for more than a year, and you will come back for a reexamination. The steel plate will be removed as soon as you arrive. How is your recovery?"

He Yanzhi sat opposite him: "Do you think it's okay?"

The doctor looked him up and down several times: "Okay, let's go and take an X-ray, it will take a year and a half... If there is no problem in the inspection, it can be dismantled."

He Yanzhi got a satisfactory answer, took the list he had just opened and left.

He had just left the consultation room on his front foot when a female doctor who came to deliver things came in on his back foot, and said in surprise, "Huh? Isn't this who? The one who drove down the mountain last year or the year before last?"

"It's him."

The female doctor was even more surprised: "Isn't it... that he was healed so quickly? Director Lu, what new medicine did you give him?"

Director Lu waved his hand: "I didn't care about him. When he was discharged from the hospital, he seemed to give up treatment, and I was about to give up on him too. At that time, I gave him an evaluation for five years, but he didn't want to listen to it. It turned out that it was only one year Half, actually walked back by himself."

"Miraculous," said the female doctor, "it's a special case, why don't you record it?"

Director Lu sighed: "Forget it, we have a special status, so it's not easy for us to ask so many questions."

He Yanzhi didn't hear the conversation between the two doctors, so he found a place to sit down in the lobby and asked the driver to help him run errands.

In fact, he really wanted to go by himself, but he couldn't stand for too long. It was already very risky to sneak out today behind Yu Heng's back.

He was sitting in a corner with his head down playing on his phone, trying not to be noticed.

Originally, he only wanted to take a film, but after much deliberation, he decided to get a full set. After all, he has never been to the hospital except for one time with a fever for more than a year.

When he was discharged from the hospital, the doctor originally asked him to come for a review in a few months, but he didn't listen at all. Now that I think about it, I feel a little scared.

So he turned around and went back to discuss with Director Lu.

In the end, he did a full-body examination, but it was delayed, and he couldn't go back before Yu Heng's get out of class. Fortunately, he said in advance that he would find a chance to go to the hospital. Yu Heng didn't say anything, but asked who would accompany him. Yes, was it discovered?

He Yanzhi hurriedly explained everything, and somehow felt like a thief.

This is not right.

Obviously he is the employer, and that brat is the bodyguard.

Why does it seem to be the other way around?

Mr. Yan questioned him on the spot, but the little bodyguard had plausible words: "Just because I am your bodyguard, I should be more concerned about your safety. Now you don't want my bodyguard to protect you and go out without permission. Can I not intervene?"

He Yanzhi couldn't answer.

Although what he said made sense, it still felt that something was wrong.

A few days later, when the test results came out, the doctor was very surprised and said, "You are recovering very well, completely exceeding my expectations."

Then He Yanzhi couldn't wait to go through the hospitalization procedures, preparing to complete the last mission and say goodbye to that painful experience.

Before he left, he asked, "By the way, doctor, can I be numb when I remove the steel plate?"

Director Lu looked up in surprise: "The steel plate is on the lumbar spine, how can it be partially numb? Isn't full anesthesia good?"

He Yanzhi hesitated and said, "Then let's be numb."

It was an ordinary Tuesday, Yu Heng went to class with his roommates as usual, but he seemed to be preoccupied, he didn't follow his usual habit to go to the front three rows, and dragged two roommates to the back row.

Guan Chen was careless, but he didn't realize that there was something wrong with him suddenly sitting in the back row. It was Li Qiming who poked him: "What's the matter, Yu Heng, have you finished previewing what I'm going to talk about today?"

"No," Yu Heng came back to his senses, and then opened the textbook, "It's all right."

He forced himself to focus on listening to the class, but within 5 minutes, his gaze had already started to drift to the phone, and he couldn't help opening WeChat, clicking into He Yanzhi's chat box, hesitating whether to send a message or not.

It's just nine o'clock, so the surgery hasn't started yet, right?

Li Qiming glanced at him secretly, and asked in a low voice: "What's the matter? What's the situation with your family?"

Yu Heng sighed, checked that there were no other people nearby, and then said, "He's in the hospital. He said he removed the steel plate in the morning. I don't know if it started."

Guan Chen obviously didn't attend the class, so he interjected: "Remove the steel plate? It's simple, I've done it, just lie down there, take a dose of anesthesia, sleep and wake up, it's over."

Yu Hengxin said that what you are talking about is not nonsense, what kind of surgery is not finished after waking up, so he simply shut up and didn't want to communicate with him.

Li Qiming patted Guan Chen on the shoulder with sympathy: "Little brother, you don't have a girlfriend at first glance, right? Brother Yu is worried. You are a bachelor, so of course you don't have to worry about others, and no one is worried about you."

"...It's from the same root, why are you in such a rush?" Guan Chen mercilessly snapped back, "It's as if you have a girlfriend."

The two boys hurt each other and brutally attacked each other's weaknesses. It is not known whether it is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality.

Yu Heng ignored the two of them, shook his hand, and sent the message: 【Are you still awake】

He waited 10 minutes with no response.

Li Qiming got rid of the entanglement with Guan Chen, and said: "If you are worried, go over, it's just a class, we will record it for you."

"Forget it, he won't let me skip class," Yu Heng sighed, "Say, 'I can handle such a small operation, if you dare to come here, you will look down on me', won't I lose face if I go there again?"

"Oh, your boyfriend is so nice," Li Qiming sighed, "I had a date with a partner in college, and he really relied on me everywhere, and asked me to buy medicine and water for her even if she had a fever. I want me to carry her to the hospital, I said I am going to take an exam soon, can I ask a friend to take you there, and he has a car, but she refused no matter what, and cried with me, saying that I don’t love she."

Guan Chen: "Then did you go with her in the end?"

Li Qiming: "I went, and then I gave up that exam. I will fight again in the next year, and I was scolded by the counselor, saying that you don't want to be judged. You dare to give up such an important exam."

Guan Chen gave him a thumbs up: "Warrior."

"What can I do?" Li Qiming spread his hands, "I can only forgive her - I broke up with her later, and I don't want to have a date anymore. I'm too tired. You really have nothing to do with that kind of little princess. , you have to be unconditionally nice to her, but you can’t be nice to others, if you’re nice to girls, you’re going to cheat, and if you’re nice to boys, you’re central air-conditioning.”

Guan Chen shook his hand with "deep feeling": "How about brother, is it still the warmth of our single noble group?"

Li Qiming glanced at Yu Heng: "It doesn't seem to be the case, why can people find someone they like, and we don't have that fate?"