After being disabled, I hired a bodyguard

He Yanzhi suddenly panicked and had the illusion that he was about to die.

The one surnamed Yu is too vicious, and deliberately put these things to attract his attention, so that he can't run even if he wants to run now.

Downstairs, Yu Heng had already entered the door, he was probably changing his shoes, He Yanzhi knew his way, so he simply smashed the jar and stopped struggling.

"...Yanzhi?" Yu Heng didn't see anyone at a glance, and started looking for him at home, but he couldn't find him all over the first floor. Suddenly thought of something, he looked up upstairs.

He Yanzhi was very guilty and sat on the spot, not daring to move.

Yu Heng's footsteps were getting closer and closer: "You really came up, I've only been out for a while, and you can't hold back your desire to run around?"

He Yanzhi: "..."

The word "scurrying" seems to describe a cat.

In the next second, the other party had already appeared at the door of the study, looking at him leisurely, and his eyes slowly passed over his hand: "How is it, did you find something good?"

He Yanzhi: "...found a trap set by a little bastard."

"You know it's a trap and you still drill in?"

"No way, let's play with the child, otherwise the child will be unhappy."

Yu Heng raised his eyebrows.

In order to maintain the last bit of dignity, Mr. Yan has already told nonsense.

He stood at the door for a while, and finally came forward: "Since today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, I won't say anything about you—is this ring okay?"

He Yanzhi looked at his ring finger: "It's okay, when did you buy it?"

"Probably... two months ago," Yu Heng said, "I thought you would come up on Valentine's Day this year, but I didn't expect it to be so early."

He Yanzhi didn't dare to answer, so he quickly changed the subject: "You...don't you wear it?"

Yu Heng picked up the remaining ring in the ring box and put it on his ring finger: "Actually, wearing it is a bit troublesome. Platinum is too soft, and scratches will appear if you touch it a little. It's too easy to do things like cooking and washing dishes." Damaged."

He Yanzhi unexpectedly heard the meaning behind his words - "An idler like you won't break things".

"..."

Sure enough, he was still a bunny.

He Yanzhi twitched the corner of his mouth: "If you scratch it, then change it. It's just a pair of rings, not as expensive as the earrings you gave me."

Yu Heng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Do you think it's socks, if they are broken, just change them? Have you ever seen someone who still has a spare wedding ring?"

He Yanzhi couldn't refute, and waved at the other party: "Go down, carry me on your back."

Yu Heng: "..."

It also called him.

The little bodyguard sighed, facing the unrepentant employer, there seemed to be no better way than "forgive him".He carried He Yanzhi downstairs, but this guy still refused to let him go, and dragged him to take a picture of the ring.

Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year also want to post on Weibo to show their affection, and they immediately got the "thousand accusations" from fans——

【Okay, I get it, you don't want to show it anymore.jpg】

[What did I do wrong QAQ I was asked yesterday by my relatives if I have a boyfriend, and today I have to suffer such a series of fatal blows, it is too difficult for me [crying tears]]

[We can buy the ring by ourselves, where can I get my boyfriend? 】

[Of course it is distributed by the state, haven't you received it yet?I have already received it, but IQ is a bit low, and I have to charge [doge]]

[Suddenly realized that I am obviously here to chase stars?Why did he eat dog food out of nowhere?Why is your painting style different from others? [cover face]]

He Yanzhi: [[doge]]

[You are not worthy of posting this expression [doge] I now announce that you have been expelled from the ranks of single nobles [doge]]

Row after row of dog heads were brushed under Weibo, which was really mentally polluted. He Yanzhi quickly quit, opened Xiaoxiaole, and said to Yu Heng at the same time: "When are you free in March and April? ?”

Yu Heng was wrapping oranges for him, when he heard this, he raised his head: "What's wrong?"

He Yanzhi snatched half of it conveniently: "I'm going to remove the steel plate, I may have to stay in the hospital for a week, I wonder if you have time to accompany me there."

Yu Heng was silent for a while: "How soon will it be demolished? Does the doctor agree?"

He Yanzhi: "It's been a year and a half. I'll go to the hospital for an examination later. I think it should be able to be dismantled."

Yu Heng: "What will happen if you don't dismantle it?"

"It will affect my activities," He Yanzhi said, "Besides, it always feels weird to have such a thing."

Yu Heng thought for a while, and thought it was true, if he was seventy or eighty, then he would not tear it down, and He Yanzhi was only 30 years old, so it would be better to tear it down.

So he said: "Then tell me when you are going to go, I will ask for leave."

"Row."

During the Chinese New Year period, the two basically didn't go anywhere, just nestled at home. People are too lazy to move and just want to eat and drink, and the cat is the same. Yu Heng probably felt sorry for Daju after watching him lose weight for so long, and gave it to him during the New Year. Extra meal, but the little beast kicked his nose and face, and one night while they were sleeping, he dug out all the cat snacks at home, bit through the bag, and ate them all.

When Yu Heng got up in the morning, he saw only the packaging bags that had been licked clean all over the place. Daju was too stretched to move, and was lying beside him licking his fur.

And Little Lucky checked one by one to see if there were any leftovers, and took away a few leftovers.

Yu Heng stood there for 5 minutes, and was so angry that he couldn't speak. After a long time, he picked up the broom and pointed at Daju: "You..."

Maybe it was because the aura on his body was too dangerous, Da Jue jumped up in a jerk, the hair all over his body exploded, and he ran away without hesitation, leaving only a chubby back.

"You think you can run, don't you?" Yu Heng felt that he was about to get angry. He deliberately put all the snacks in a storage box and fastened it tightly. Who knows how this stinky cat pulled it out.

He copied the broom and chased the cat: "How many times? Let me ask you? Next time, shall I find an iron box for you? Why do you remember to eat but not hit?"

Daju was chased by him and ran around, bumping into countless bottles and cans, and the house was clanging into a ball.

Yu Heng has to teach it a lesson today: "Eat so much, can you digest it? I vomited completely after eating it last time. In the middle of the night, I carried you over the wall and left the school to hang water in the hospital. If I didn't know the store manager, where would I go late at night?" To see a doctor for you?"

Daju meowed miserably, obviously not being touched by a cat hair by the broom, but he yelled out a miserable look of "the shit shovel officer wants to kill the cat".

He Yanzhi didn't know what happened yet. He just woke up and came out of the bedroom. He felt that the house was very noisy. He thought Yu Heng was tinkering with something again, rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm almost ready, why are you pretending... …Um?"

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly saw a mass of orange objects hitting him at a sprint speed of [-] meters, running straight to his leg, and hooking his pants with its claws.

He Yanzhi was hit in the stomach by it, and couldn't help hissing: "What are you doing? Have you lost weight? Why are you still so heavy?"

Yu Heng rushed over with a murderous look, and was about to hit the cat with a broom.

He Yanzhi startled him, and the last bit of drowsiness disappeared, so he quickly retracted his hands to avoid the "fatal broom strike": "Wait a minute, don't hit me!"

Daju never expected that the shit-shoveling officer would beat up his own people when he became so fierce. It seemed that this "protective umbrella" was not reliable, so he got off him decisively and hid under the wheelchair.

Yu Heng's broom followed the cat and changed direction. Seeing that the position was wrong, He Yanzhi was so frightened that he pinched his legs, quickly turned the handle back, and reversed the car quickly.

Daju was once again exposed to the shit-shoveling officer's attack range, and ran away with a "meow".

He Yanzhi didn't dare to sit still anymore, so he quickly stood up from the wheelchair to stop Yu Heng, and put his arms around his waist: "Brother Yu! Let's calm down! Don't let the cat break it! No...you mainly Don't break it for me!"

Yu Heng didn't get angry: "Don't stop me, I want to beat the cat."

He Yanzhi didn't let go - of course he could see that the kid didn't really want to beat the cat, he didn't hit the cat after so many hits, obviously he was just trying to scare Daju.

I have raised a cat for several years, so I am not willing to fight it.

Daju hid next to the sofa and peeked, observing the development of the situation.

Yu Heng was still holding the broom, and suddenly whispered in He Yanzhi's ear: "Aren't you the best at acting? Now accompany me to play one for the cat. If you don't scare it this time, it will dare to act again next time." .”

He Yan paused: "Understood."

The two actors began to cooperate with each other, and He Yanzhi continued to "desperately" stop Yu Heng, as if using all his strength: "Don't hit brother! Please don't hit me! You were broken by Daju!" What should I do, I have to take it to the hospital!"

"I care so much!" Yu Heng struggled "hardly", trying to break his hand, "Let me go, I have to beat it to death today!"

As a disabled person, He Yanzhi naturally had to act out the weakness of a disabled person. His strength level was completely useless against a small bodyguard.Soon he was defeated and was forced to take a few steps back: "Calm down!"

Yu Heng pushed him to the ground and picked up the broom again: "Shut up! Stop me from beating you too!"

He Yanzhi flopped on the spot, and he said "Ouch", "Why are you so unreasonable!"

"I just don't make sense!"

Yu Heng deliberately swung the broom at him, but it was the hairy end that touched him, but as soon as the broom tip touched his shoulder, he suddenly screamed, his whole body was "slapped flat" on the ground, and his expression was distorted: "Help! It hurts!"

He Yanzhi "pained" so much that he rolled all over the floor, screamed hoarsely, and even cried tears.

Yu Heng: "..."

I really can't stand it anymore.

This is probably just a joke.

He really just wanted him to put on a show, and he didn't want to achieve this kind of "superb" stage effect.

Finally, he waved his hand and pressed his temple with a headache: "Okay, okay, get up quickly, the ground is cold."

"... No more acting?" He Yanzhi got up, patted the dust on his clothes, and returned to normal in a second, "Why don't you act anymore? Can I cooperate well?"

"The cats are all gone," Yu Heng said inexplicably, "You are too exaggerated, do you usually act like this?"

"Anyway, it's for the cat, and the cat can't tell whether it's exaggerated or not." He Yanzhi stretched his limbs and fell down on the sofa. "Why did it mess with you? Are you so angry?"

"Just go to my room and see." Yu Heng almost didn't want to describe the scene any more. "I'm so used to it. If I can't scare it this time, I will definitely get serious next time."

He Yanzhi blinked, and suddenly touched the furry hand, and looked down to see that it was a little lucky.

It was looking at them with a look of "I just found out that my shit-shoveling officer is two mentally retarded officers today", and seemed to have some doubts about Miaosheng, then it took a step back and ran away with a face of "don't let me down" .

He Yanzhi: "..."

He is not, he does not, listen to his explanation!