[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Yang Jian tightened his grip on the dog's leash, and gave Long San a pitiful glance.

Long San gave him a reassuring expression, and then made a mouth gesture to him, "It doesn't hurt at all."

Yang Jian: ... trembling.

Plum Blossom 3 smiled, didn't say anything, turned around and walked over to pick out the shroud.

"So how many wreaths should we buy?" Li Yue asked Long San.

"That depends on how many people are at the funeral."

"There are only 30 people left alive now." Second Master said from the side.

Long San rubbed his chin, and then prepared to take the money, "Then buy 30."

Li Yue stopped Long San, "Wait a minute, 30 wreaths, how should we transport them back?" Li Yue looked down at Daji, then emphasized, "There are only three of us."

Long San paused slightly as he was about to spend the money, and saw his eyes rolled, and asked Li Yue and the second master with a thief-like smile, "Is it okay if the wreath is accidentally damaged?"

Li Yue glared at him angrily, "What do you think?"

Long San narrowed his eyes and smiled even more happily, "So the wreath can't be used if it's broken, right?"

The second master nodded and said to him as a matter of course, "Of course!"

Long San smiled and handed the money to the owner of the wreath and shroud shop, "I wrapped all the wreaths in the shop."

Plum Blossom San, who happened to also come to pay, stood beside Long San, couldn't help but sneered, "I didn't expect you to be so stupid?"

Long San took the change that the boss gave him, put it into Li Yue's pocket, and then slapped Meihua San's face with a slap.

Club 3 dodged, "You're still so violent." He said with a sigh.

Long San was about to kick, but was dragged away by Li Yue.

Behind them, Plum Blossom 3 stared at Li Yue's back with bright eyes.

……

As soon as he left the wreath and shroud shop, Long San turned into a koala and hugged Li Yue's waist tightly, with his head stuck in his chest. Acting like a baby, Daji made him sick.

Li Yue dragged Long San ahead.

The second master had Daji's dog leash wrapped around one arm, and a rope that strung 54 wreaths in a string around the other arm. He pulled it hard and walked forward, shouting at the top of his voice as he walked, "You two If you don't have a conscience, come here and give me a hand, I'm bored."

Long San rubbed Li Yue's waist, and showed half of his face to the second master behind him, "Be confident, girl, I believe you can do it."

The second master groaned, "Long San, I'll go to your uncle!"

They saw a pet store on the road, and Daji yelled at Li Yue several times, before he turned his head in awareness.

Daji pointed at the dog food in the window, and said in a hoarse voice, "Help me make two bags, Daji will eat it, and Xiaotian will eat it too."

So Li Yue walked into the pet store with Long San who was hanging on his body.

"hiss!"

Li Yue felt his neck tense, as if something was caught by the doorknob. He looked back and found that it was the plastic amulet. However, the doorknob is too high, otherwise the amulet would not be caught of.

"What's the matter?" Long San noticed that Li Yue stopped for a while, and immediately wrapped him in his arms, checked him from head to toe, but didn't find that the amulet around his neck was hung on the doorknob.

Long San hugged him so tightly that Li Yue was almost strangled to death by the amulet.

But this has something to do with Li Yue wearing a high-necked dress, but he remembered that he put it in the clothes next to his body, how could he get caught?

Li Yue was stunned for a while, and finally shook his head at Long San, "It's okay, the clothes were hung up."

Long San stretched out his hand to help him, but saw Li Yue waved to him, "It's okay, let's go."

"Ah."

When Li Yue walked into this pet store, he realized that the layout inside seemed to be different from what he saw outside.

Long San also noticed something was wrong, "Where's the dog food I saw outside?"

Suddenly, a group of cats and dogs ran out, and surrounded Li Yue and Long San.

There was a sound of footsteps in the dark corridor.

"The footsteps are steady and powerful. It sounds like the person inside should be a man wearing leather shoes."

As soon as Long San finished speaking, Li Yue saw two sticks where he should have seen the leather shoes. When he moved his eyes upwards, what Li Yue saw were still two sticks.

Therefore, neither of them expected that this person would walk on stilts.

This person is as tall as Li Yue on stilts, so he must not be tall.But Li Yue was just guessing, after all, he couldn't see where the man's legs were, because the man was wearing a loose black windbreaker, which covered him tightly, and even his head was covered by the hat. Now, the part covered by the shadow only shows half of the face, but it is not difficult to find that this person should be quite white.

"Young man, your necklace is so beautiful, can you lend me a look?"

Only then did Li Yue realize that the amulet he put in his clothes just now appeared outside again at some point.

Long San stared at the man's chin, and suddenly frowned, "Our necklaces are exactly the same, why don't I lend you mine."

Long San untied his own necklace and handed it over, but the man didn't pick it up.

"Forget it, I don't want to watch it again."

As soon as the man came out, the group of cats, cats and dogs surrounding Long San and Li Yue all shrank their necks and hid in the corner, as if they were afraid.

The man sneered, "These little things know how to be afraid of strangers."

Li Yue moved his throat, just now he clearly found that the group of small animals surrounding him and Long San looked at them with pitiful eyes, which made their act of surrounding him look more like a cry for help.

The man walked up to the counter and asked, "What do you want to buy?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, a fishy smell came over his face, Li Yue subconsciously covered his mouth and nose with his hands, but Long San raised his eyebrows again.

"Dog food." Li Yue said to him.

The man lowered his head and rummaged inside for a while before taking out a bag of dog food and handing it out, "Here, this is it."

Li Yue stared at his face, and suddenly felt a little strange, why does this man always have a shadow on his face no matter where he stands?Could it be that there is a problem with the light in the room?

"How much?" Li Yue asked him.

The man suddenly lowered his head and got close to Li Yue's face, his jaw dropped suddenly, and there was a blacked-out piece of paper that fell down. Li Yue finally saw his face, which was seen in the video call in the Internet cafe before. Li Yue heard the fuzzy flesh and blood on his face forcibly tearing open a hole, and said to him, "No money." It turned out that the hole was his mouth.

No wonder I thought his chin was white just now. It turned out that it was cut from the body of a dead man, and he took it to scare people. The shadow on his face was actually drawn with paper!

Li Yue was almost nauseated by the stench coming towards his face. Fortunately, he covered his mouth to resist the discomfort, while being pulled behind him by Long San.

And this monster directly lifted the windbreaker, threw two sticks, and completely exposed it in front of the two of them.

He has no legs, and there is a cloud of black smoke from the waist down. In order to deceive Li Yue, he installed two sticks.

He opened the big mouth that almost opened half of his head, and smiled at Li Yue, "As I said, the next one——is you!"

Long San snorted, then looked left and right, picked up a stick discarded by the monster, and slashed at his blackened head.

The monster just fell to the side, but was not injured, but judging from the sound coming out of his big mouth that could eat pots, he didn't seem very happy.

After all, no one should be very happy to be hit with such a stick.

Li Yue looked at Long San who was facing the monster, and wanted to go forward to help, looked around, then lifted another stick, and smashed it hard at the monster's head.

As a result, Long San's head suddenly appeared in the trajectory of the stick falling, and was hit straight.

Long San turned his head aggrieved, tears came out of him in so much pain.

Li Yue was also full of apology, "I'm sorry, you showed up suddenly, I didn't have time to stop."

Long San felt suffocated in his heart, but he couldn't vent to Li Yue yet, so he turned his head coldly to stare at the monster, "You're finished!"

"what--"

Long San went crazy, and hit the monster's head with a stick. At first, the monster was able to resist and didn't make a sound, but then he couldn't help holding his head and screaming, "I said, can you stop staring at one place to fight?" Ah, my head is split."

Li Yue, who was holding a stick not far away, did see something dripping down the monster's head, thinking that maybe it was his brain?

"If I don't hit a place, how can I break your thick-skinned face that is thicker than a wall? You dare to think about my master's people. If I don't blow your head off today, how can I make you understand that my master's men can't be messed with?"

Long San raised his hand, and smashed it down with a stick again.

Li Yue's face darkened, and the phrase "my man" that Long San said was already very shameless, but in the end there was another sentence "my man", Li Yue wanted to beat him to death!Can such words be said casually?

"That can't be casual, can you be serious?"

Li Yue didn't even notice when Long San came here, and he didn't even notice that he had muttered what he was thinking just now, and was overheard by this guy!

"You can, sir!"

The monster was beaten into a ball by Long San, squatted in the corner and hid behind the cat, begging for mercy, "Please don't hit, don't hit, I won't dare again!"

Long San threw the stick aside, wiped his hands in disgust, and said to Li Yue, "I don't know what this guy is for the time being, after all, he is the aborigine in this world, if he is considered human in concept , then killing him is tantamount to killing someone, I'm afraid it will be troublesome."

Li Yue nodded slightly to show that he understood.

Now that the monster was cleaned up, Li Yue picked up a bag of dog food and prepared to take it away. Before leaving, he took out some change left by Long San to buy the wreath and put it on the counter, but he accidentally took it out of his pocket. Something fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"Ok?"

Li Yue picked it up from the ground, looked at the front and back carefully, then held it up in front of Long San, and asked him, "What is this?"

But Long San suddenly became awkward, bowed his head and twisted his fingers, whispering to Li Yue, "That's my scale!"

Li Yue was stunned for a moment, then with consideration in his eyes, he looked at Long San again, "Are you losing hair?"