[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Before departure, Long San, who is the network administrator, signed for a courier. When he opened it, he saw that there were two necklaces in two boxes. So perfunctory, it looks a bit like a spell to ward off evil spirits.

The group leader spoke again, "Persons who go out to purchase, please wear this necklace, otherwise you will bear the consequences."

Li Yue remembered the plum blossom 2 who died in the fog when he went out to buy cigarettes, so he guessed, "Maybe this thing is a talisman?"

These necklaces were rough in workmanship, Long San picked one with less sharp edges, and put it on for Li Yue with his own hands, "Don't worry, even without this item, I can still protect you."

Long San tied the rope behind Li Yue's neck, then pinched the plastic pendant, pulled Li Yue's collar and stuffed it in.

Li Yue flinched subconsciously, wondering if the pendant had been held in Long San's hands for a long time, and it turned out to be a little hot.

"Okay!" Long San took the opportunity to touch Li Yue's head.

Long San successfully used his identity as a network administrator to go through the back door, and chose a less difficult one for Daji and Er Ye. If Long San said this thing was not as good as the one that fooled children at the entrance of the elementary school, some of the pendants had particularly sharp edges. If it is hung on the body, the clothes will be scratched, and if it is worn against the skin, blood will definitely be seen.

As soon as Long San posted it, he saw a woman with particularly long hair, who accidentally twisted her hair with the pendant while wearing the necklace.Blushing and pulling for a long time, he untied it until he tore a lock of hair.

The second master couldn't help but regretted, "This scene is too bloody, hair is so precious, how can you do this to hair? That woman's methods are extremely cruel."

Li Yue: ...

The second master had just finished expressing his feelings for others, and when he lowered his head, he saw that his silly dog ​​had eaten the pendant in his mouth. She slapped the dog's head in anger, and shouted at him, "You spit it out!"

Daji tilted her head, pretending not to understand.

The second master pointed at Daji's dog's head, and said again sternly, "Spit it out!"

Daji tilted her head to the other side.

The top of the second master's head was about to burst into flames, and she also knew that this silly dog ​​would not be obedient today, so she took off her shoes, raised them up to look at Daji's dog's face, and then patted them down.

But Daji dodged it cleverly.

The second master caught a glimpse of Daji wagging his tail twice, and she was so angry that she threw the shoe out. The silly dog ​​thought that the second master was playing with him, picked up the shoe and ran away without a trace.

Second master: "Fuck! My shoes!"

Finally, Long San took out a pair of hotel slippers from the second floor and handed them to the second master. The soles of this pair of slippers were so thin that they were no different from bare feet, and the quality was not high. They broke on the way to chase the dog. up.

Fortunately, the silly dog ​​came back by himself in the end, and the second master took back his shoes.

But the rope of that necklace was bitten off by Daji, Er Ye had no choice but to hang the pendant on the dog chain.

"If you lose this pendant, I will kill you."

Daji: "Wang Ang, oh—"

The second master didn't understand, so he patted his dog's head, "Don't bark!"

Daji: "Wang Ang, oh—"

In the end, the second master didn't say much, picked up the dog leash and wrapped it around his dog's mouth several times, asking him, "Do you still bark?"

Daji stared at the second master with resentful eyes, lay down on the ground, and refused to leave.

Second Master: "My mother, I really want to beat you to death with the sole of my shoe."

In the end, Daji was carried away by the second master, but unexpectedly, she didn't act like a demon again, and let the second master carry her away honestly.

As soon as the three of them left the Internet cafe, they encountered a problem. No one knew where the wreath and shroud shop was.

"The fog is a bit thick, and I can't see the road clearly." The second master said to Li Yue and Long San while holding the dog up and weighing it up.

Li Yue felt that the surroundings were getting darker and darker, "We seem to be running out of time, it's getting dark, the rule of this world is that ghosts don't travel at night, that is to say, ghosts won't come out at night, and the shop will definitely be closed."

Long San snapped his fingers suddenly, "Maybe we need a map."

The second master raised his head to look at Long San, because the dog was too heavy, she raised her head too hard, and three forehead lines appeared on her forehead, "Where do you go on the whole map?"

Li Yue thought for a while and said, "It's on the computer."

"Then let's go back to the Internet cafe to check first?" Er Ye suggested.

"Let's go then."

Three people and one dog returned to the Internet cafe.

The second master tied Daji to the door, and checked the map of this place online with Li Yue.

Long San stood aside and touched his chin, and suddenly went up to the second floor by himself while the two of them were not paying attention.

When Li Yue and Erye checked the map, they happened to see Long San coming down from the second floor. They saw that the man had changed into a shirt.

The second master couldn't help being surprised and said, "You actually went up and changed into a shirt?"

Li Yue is actually more curious about how many clothes Long San brought...

Long San showed a deliberately shy expression, "He's been here all night, I'm embarrassed to change."

Li Yue who was stared at by Long San: ...

Three people and one dog left the Internet cafe again. Li Yue took out the map he had just drawn on the computer and compared it for a long time before pointing in a direction.

So, they walked for a while according to the map, and accidentally came to a vegetable market.

Long San and Er Ye took a look at Li Yue.

Li Yue's face burned, he quickly pretended to look at the map, and lowered his head deeply.

Long San covered his mouth and smiled softly, then he walked to a vegetable stall and bought a bag of lotus root.

Li Yue looked at the big bag of lotus root in Long San's hand, and asked him, "Why do you buy lotus root?"

"eat."

Seeing Li Yue's bewildered face, Long San couldn't help laughing, and then raised his finger in one direction, "The lady selling lotus root just now told me that there is a wreath shroud shop over there."

Li Yue realized belatedly that Long San had gone to ask for directions, but, "Actually, there is no need to buy so much, right?"

Long San looked at Li Yue with a smile and said, "I told you, I want to eat."

Then Li Yue didn't bother to look at him anymore.

They followed the direction pointed by Long San, and they found a wreath and shroud shop, and saw their colleagues in it.

As soon as Meihua 3 saw Li Yue, she walked over and said to him with a smile on her face, "How about it, do you want to buy a few copies?"

Long San rushed over and stood in front of Li Yue, "Sorry, I don't really want to tell you."

Meihua 3 just smiled, "I have no other intentions, just thinking, if you have no ideas, you can copy our answers, we plan to buy three pieces."

Long Sanhui gave him a smile, "We don't really want to know."

Plum Blossom 3's eyes turned for a while, and turned around Yang Jian, "I thought you would care about him, after all, my decision is also related to the life and death of every member, isn't it?"

Long San waved his hand grandly, "It's okay, you just need to die, I'll just resurrect him once."

The author has something to say:

The moon should be quite big tonight, remember to take a look, life needs ritual mooncakes, four yuan each, hehe