[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Yang Jian moved his mouth, and just said "I" before he stopped. Long San looked up and found that he was staring at him.

Long San raised his eyelids and asked him, "What do you see me doing?"

Yang Jian looked at the second master, then at Li Yue, and opened his mouth in confusion, "But, can I say? He, they..."

Long San quickly waved his hands, "It's okay, just tell me, they are both from the same family."

Only then did Yang Jian nodded, "Okay, I, I will say."

It turned out that the God who was imprisoned here wanted to go out, so he used human desires to attract people here, and then used his name in exchange for human beings to leave here.But not all gods will use this method of harming others and benefiting themselves, so the gods are divided into three factions.One faction harms others, while the other faction saves them, and the rest neither harms nor wastes effort to save them.

"In Xiayuan, I was originally there to save people, but Long San asked me to harm people. They sent me to harm people. No, I won't lie. If I lie, I will stutter. But go, go and they send , Lying...too much, one, stuttering all the time, I can't change..."

The more Yang Jian talked, the more he got stuck. At the end of the sentence, the second master was so anxious that he gestured with his hands, but he was still stuck, and it would be dark when he finished speaking.

Long San laughed as soon as he heard Yang Jian speak, and sat on the chair with his body bent like a shrimp, unable to straighten his back at all, "Hahaha I can't change it hahaha!"

Yang Jian glared at Long San angrily, "Yeah, it's not your fault, Ming, it's you, no, you insist on letting me go."

Long San: "Hahahaha..."

"Yes, if Nezha is here, Ken, it will definitely not be like this." Yang Jian said this with a bit of grievance.

Long San put away his smile at once, with dissatisfaction on his face, "Then what if Nezha lets you go too? Will you still complain like this?"

Yang Jian stared stubbornly, and repeated, "Oh, Nezha can't."

"Tell me, as a god of war, how come you are long and short all day long, tsk tsk tsk." Long San glanced at Yang Jian with a little disgust in his eyes.

Yang Jian refused to admit defeat, raised his head, and put all his momentum on his slightly raised chin, "You, you are not the same, why, how can you have the face to say... say me, you..."

As soon as Long San opened his mouth, he interrupted Yang Jian easily, "You, you, you, what are you, tell me about you, it's fine if you have one more eyes than others, and you repeat a few words more than others, you Really different."

Yang Jian's face turned green with anger, "Scumbag, you, don't humiliate me anymore, or I, I..."

Long San continued to be angry with Yang Jian with a wretched look on his face, "I, I, I, what else can you do? Just a little bit."

Yang Jian stood up angrily, and slammed the table, "You, don't even think about leaving here, hum!"

Only then did Long San put away his face that his parents hadn't slapped for three days, and shouted at Yang Jian, "Yang stammers, what are you going to do?"

As soon as Long San finished speaking, Yang Jian's figure disappeared in place, leaving the three of them staring at each other.

The second master broke the silence first, "Didn't I say what are you angry with him for? A good person also made you angry into a bad person. Take a look at the good deeds you have done. How can we get out of here?"

Long San glared at the second master angrily, "Who knew he was so small, blame me?"

Li Yue glanced out of the window, his face suddenly became serious, "I don't think something is right, it seems to be getting dark a bit too fast this day, I remember when we came to eat, it was not yet noon, how could we chat with Yang Jian The kung fu of knowing the sky will make the sky dark?"

The second master was also enlightened, "That's right, no matter how much you stutter, you shouldn't waste so much time."

Long San looked at the second master, and said to her, "You must let Yang Jian hear what you said, he may be so angry that he will keep us trapped for a while longer."

Of course, the second master was not to be outdone, and looked at Long San more fiercely than he looked at himself, "You have the nerve to say, it's hard to meet someone you know, maybe it's easier to get out by opening the back door, what happened? You ran away in anger!"

Long San leaned back in the chair, raised his legs and folded them on the table like an old man, "What are you doing out here, it's so nice here, it's getting dark, why don't you just come and have dinner."

"Eat, eat, eat, you still want to eat now." The second master kicked the table angrily.

"I think this seems to be another illusion." Li Yue, the only one who seriously analyzed the situation, said looking out the window.

"How could it be an illusion?" Second Master asked with a tripod on the table.

Li Yue continued, "We only met Yang Jian after we had eaten. Judging from the hunger in our stomachs, even if we ignored the speed of time passing during the chat, the sky shouldn't have gotten dark so fast. In such an abnormal situation, the only thing I can think of is the illusion."

"But when did we enter the illusion? Didn't those little ghosts disappear during the day?" Second Master asked puzzled.

Long San suddenly continued, "Do you still remember what was the last sentence the kid said before he disappeared into the sun?"

The second master didn't understand what he meant, "What?"

"The brat said that he would appear again at night, and he used "appear". Then, can I understand that they are always there, but we can't see them when the sun is shining?" Long San said.

The second master agreed, "It seems to make sense."

Li Yue was expressionless, "So, are you going to jump off the building again?"

Long San also twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly, "There is no other way, let's go, go to the roof of the cafeteria."

The three of them never expected that there would be a stall selling grilled sausages on the roof of the cafeteria. The second master, a foodie, insisted on buying a few sausages, saying that even if it was an illusion, he had to enjoy it before leaving, and gave it back to Long San and Li. More than one root.

The second master sat on the guardrail and ate his mouth full of greasy food, and looked disgusted. Long San looked away in disgust, but accidentally saw Li Yue who was also eating roast sausages. It was obviously a normal action, Long San San actually had shameful feelings.

"Bah, it's really unpalatable!"

Long San threw the sausage on the ground, and jumped off the roof without any nostalgia. If he didn't jump again, he was afraid that his tail would be exposed again in excitement. If he scared Li Yue away, he would cry to death.

The second master was stunned and almost choked on the sausage, "Why did he jump off?"

Li Yue: "If you're full, you'll be full."

After speaking, Li Yue also jumped down neatly.

"Hey! Why did you jump down, I haven't finished eating yet!" The second master looked at the three sausages in his hand, and decided to finish eating before leaving...

Li Yue slowly opened his eyes, and found that he was lying on the table in the cafeteria, beside him, the chair where Long San should have been sitting was now empty, but half of his buttocks was leaking under the table.This guy woke up earlier than him, but he didn't know what he was doing under the table.

Li Yue bumped him with his leg, "What are you doing under the table?"

Long San should have been startled by him, he arched under the table, put his head on the table, there was a loud bump, Long San covered his head with an ouch and squatted down again, saying it's okay.

Li Yue still felt that there was a ghost, so he removed the chair that was blocking Long San, grabbed the back of the chair behind him and looked at Long San under the table, "What are you doing?"

"I really didn't do anything." Long San hid under the table and turned his back to Li Yue, there was a rustling sound from the movements under his hands, which sounded a bit like the sound of clothes rubbing.

Li Yue walked half a circle around the table, squatted down opposite Long San, and found him wiping his face.

Seeing Li Yue's legs, Long San also stopped moving, slowly raised his head, and looked at Li Yue.

"Why do you have so many black spots on your face?" Li Yue asked.

The left and right can't be covered anymore, and Long San no longer hides, pretending to be aggrieved, took out the paper torn from the old godmother, and said to Li Yue, "I don't know who painted it on it. There are so many black holes, I fell asleep after being drawn into the illusion, I pressed this thing under my face, and the wet ink stains were all on my face." After speaking, Long San pouted aggrievedly.

Li Yue felt a little embarrassed, and swiped his nose with his index finger, his eyes wandering.

Long San continued to shamelessly sell miserably, "This ink can't be wiped off at all, my face is red from rubbing."

Li Yue didn't dare to look directly at Long San, so he stopped squatting in front of him and stood up directly, "It's okay if you can't wipe it off, no one is looking at you."

Long San really felt a little wronged now, he thought that if he was a child, he would have cried a long time ago, but he is not, he is Long San.So he picked up the pen, and when Li Yue was not paying attention, he suddenly jumped out from under the table and drew a line on Li Yue's face.

"Hey, I won't be afraid this way, we are the same."

Li Yue's lips trembled in anger, "Get lost!"

Long San shamelessly accepted his scrolling calligraphy, picked up a pen and drew a line on the face of the second master who hadn't woken up yet, he was still dissatisfied after drawing, so he added another line, two black lines intersected together, Paired with Er Ye's leather jacket, it looks a little cool.

"Hey, I'm actually pretty good at drawing, or I'll draw you another flower." Long San looked at Li Yue.

Li Yue's fists were clenched and he looked at Long San's eyes with fire, "If you dare to paint, I will destroy you."

Long San felt that Li Yue was really angry, so he had to put down the pen, and raised his hands in surrender, "Well, it's okay if I don't paint anymore, don't be angry with me, okay?"

Li Yue was taken aback, and the anger in his heart suddenly dissipated, as if no one had ever discussed with him like this, don't be angry with me.There was still a little grievance in the man's tone, and his eyes were looking at him eagerly, full of expectation.

Never had.

Such eager gazes were completely placed on him alone, as if that person in the whole world could only see him.

"I, I'm not angry." Li Yue said.

"Oh, so you are not angry, then I really want to draw a flower on your face." Long San said with a smile.

Li Yue: ...fucking moved, to treat people like Long San, it is best to beat him to death with a stick.