[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

"It's very likely to be him." Long San said with a smile, "If it's him, that would be great, after all, I know his ability."

Hearing Long San's words, Second Master immediately became interested, "What ability does he have?"

Long San smiled, "Why should I tell you?"

The second master rolled his eyes, "Tch, you just don't know if you don't tell me."

"Anyway, you don't know whether I know or not, but I know you definitely don't." After Long San glanced provocatively at the second master, he subconsciously looked at Li Yue, and found that although his face was expressionless, he was also looking at himself. .

Li Yue's silent gaze fell on him, and Long San even read a little expectation from it. Li Yue seemed to be waiting for him to talk about Erlang's ability.

Long San hurriedly bowed his head and coughed, looked at Li Yue with a smile, and said to Er Ye who could barely see the outline from the corner of his eye, "Then I'll just let you know for Li Yue's sake."

Second Master: I am too humble.

Li Yue looked away, and said coldly, "Don't look at me, I don't want to hear it. You can tell yourself here, my second master and I are going to eat first."

After finishing speaking, Li Yue left, followed by the second master. Before leaving, he turned his head and made a funny face at Long San.

Long San didn't bother to talk to the second master, so he quickly called out to Li Yue, and trotted after him.

While eating in the cafeteria, Long San somehow found a piece of paper, which was crumpled and looked as if there were words on it.

The second master swallowed what was in his mouth, pointed to the paper Long San spread on the table with the chopsticks in his hand, and asked him, "What are you?"

Long San: "Paper."

The second master then asked him, "What is it for?"

Long San took out a pen from his pocket, and said to Er Ye, "Anyway, I know Erlang God's ability, and I know his name, so I just write his ability on paper and take it for myself. "

The second master held chopsticks in his mouth, and quietly brought his head closer. Long San raised his head with a feeling, and was almost poked in the eye by the chopsticks in the second master's mouth. Fortunately, Long San ducked back wittily, open, "what are you doing?"

The second master laughed twice, "Look."

"Don't show it." Long San grabbed the paper and sat down on the left hand side of Li Yue, which was a little far away from the second master. The second master said, "Hehe, I really want someone to take a look at it."

Li Yue saw the paper Long San spread in front of him, and felt that the person on it looked familiar, so he asked him, "Where did you get this paper?"

Long San replied, "I ordered a bottle of Laoganma from the aunt in the canteen, and I tore off the top of the bottle."

Li Yue: ... No wonder it looks so familiar.

Holding the pen, Long San made gestures on the paper twice, then immersed himself in writing a word, and then stopped suddenly after writing this one, as if he was stuck.After scratching his head for a while, he raised his head in embarrassment and asked Li Yue, "I remember Erlang God's name is Yang Jian, but how did you write the word Jian?"

The second master on the side burst out laughing, and he couldn't hold back the food in his mouth, spraying all over the table, "Hahaha, you are so illiterate."

Long San picked up a piece of eggplant with his chopsticks, and quickly stuffed it into the second master's mouth, blocking her villain's dying laugh.

Long San looked at Li Yue for help, but Li Yue didn't want to talk to him at all, and was eating properly.Long San stared at his side face, opened his mouth dryly, and finally opened his mouth after struggling, "Well, do you know how to write Jian?"

Li Yue didn't answer whether he knew or didn't know. He just pushed the food in front of Long San and said, "Let's eat first."

"Uh, okay." Long San responded, then put down the pen embarrassingly, looked at Li Yue several times with doubts on his face, and finally picked up a piece of egg with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

After eating, the tableware must be sent to the tableware recycling place in a unified manner. Those who do not abide by the rules are in violation of the regulations, which is stated in the rules for elementary school students.

When Long San sent all the tableware and came back, he found that the position of the paper he had just put on the table had changed, and several words had been scribbled and corrected on it, but in the end all the changes were messed up, leaving only a few black holes.If you pick them up and identify them carefully, you can still vaguely see what they looked like before they were blacked out, as if they all have a bit of the word "jian".It looks like someone is trying to write, but it doesn't look like they are very good at it. After all, only a few black holes were written in the end...

For this kind of illiterate, Long San first looked at the second master, and found that the food hadn't been finished yet, so it shouldn't be her.That - there's only one left.

Long San turned his head slowly, and looked at Li Yue who was sitting beside him wiping his mouth carefully.

Feeling Long San's gaze, Li Yue also looked up, then handed a piece of paper to Long San, "Will you wipe your hands?"

Long San knew the truth clearly, it was him!Otherwise, according to Li Yue's temperament, he would definitely ask him coldly, "What are you looking at?"Li Yue's abnormality can only show that he has ghosts in his heart.

But this person always cares about face, Long San didn't point it out, took the tissue with a smile, and thanked him.

Li Yue: "You're welcome."

The second master ordered two more dishes, and it seemed that he would not be able to finish them in a while, so Long San simply sat down again, since there is no charge for this chair anyway.

Li Yue has been playing with paper after wiping his mouth, rubbing off the scum.

The way this man hides his guilty conscience is really a little too cautious, but it seems that he is a bit cute at this time.

Long San raised the corner of his mouth and stared at Li Yue's small movements for a long time, and almost couldn't help laughing out loud. Fortunately, he covered it with his hand, but still missed a few sounds of air leakage.

Li Yue raised his head in astonishment, and stared at Long San in a daze.

At first, Long San thought that Li Yue had noticed that he was smiling, and he was a little guilty. It wasn't until Li Yue showed a rare expression on his face that Long San realized that Li Yue seemed to dislike him.

Long San heard Li Yue ask him, "Did you fart?"

Dragon three: ...

When the second master finally finished his meal, Long San had already remembered how to write Jian characters with his own wisdom, and showed off in an extremely exaggerated way, "I'm really great, I even remembered how to write Jian characters so difficult ,I am awesome!"

Li Yue was speechless, and the second master, who had put the tableware far away, silently added one in the air.

However, Li Yue feels that although Long San is usually a little nervous, he is not so crazy. After all, this person has never used such a naive move when he wants to show off. It is not coquettish enough, not like him!

Li Yue intuitively felt that there was something wrong with this matter.

Long San turned the pen nimbly with his fingers, and said loudly with obvious intentions, "I'm going to write, I'll start writing right away!"

Li Yue keenly noticed that Long San's eyes seemed to pass by a place very frequently. It was under a window on the north side of the cafeteria. There was a person sitting there, looking like Zheng Kang!

Why is Long San looking at Zheng Kang?Li Yue withdrew his gaze and was about to ask Long San, but found that he was so focused on writing, Li Yue moved his mouth, but decided not to disturb him yet.

"You, don't, don't write."

A hand suddenly appeared, blocking Long San's piece of paper torn from the old godmother's bottle. Li Yue looked up and saw that it was Zheng Kang.

"No, you are not allowed to write." Zheng Kang repeated.

Long San put his hand aside, moved his fingers a few times skillfully, and the pen twirled freely in his hand twice, "Hello, Xiao Yang."

Zheng Kang sat across from Li Yue and Long San, gathered his hands together, and grabbed the piece of paper, "Hi, hello."

"Who is Xiao Yang? This is not Zheng...cough, isn't this someone." The second master pointed to Zheng Kang and said to Long San.

Li Yue was also wondering about this, and looked at Zheng Kang probingly. He was sure that he was right, so he turned his head to look at Long San again.

Long San smiled and introduced to Li Yue and the second master, "This is Yang Jian, referred to as Xiao Yang."

Yang Jian moved his eyebrows, and finally settled in a posture of one high and one low, which seemed to be a little dazed, "Call me Erlang, that's fine."

Li Yue and Erye were even more surprised, and a little frightened in addition to being surprised.The two of them really couldn't imagine when Zheng Kang would suddenly become a big boss?

"It's better for Xiao Yang to speak freely, let's call him Xiao Yang." Long San said to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian shook his head, "No, no, yes, it will be exposed."

The second master rubbed his chin and looked at Yang Jian carefully, "The rhythm of your speech is a bit like the one that shouted on the loudspeaker before we entered the dungeon. You can't really be a god, can you?"

Yang Jian nodded to the second master, "Yes, next Erlang, Erlang, god, this, this is the incarnation, no, it's not the real body."

Li Yue hurriedly asked, "What about Zheng Kang? Could it be that you gave him to..."

Yang Jian quickly shook his head, "I'm sorry, no, I didn't do anything, he, he's fine."

The second master sighed, "You shook your head quite smoothly, no card."

Yang Jian pursed his lips aggrievedly, and gave Second Master a resentful look.

Long San almost laughed and rolled over from the chair, "Why are you still as stupid as you were back then, hahaha!"

Yang Jian stared at him immediately, "It's all your fault, you, you liar, lied, lied to me to go undercover, bah!"

Li Yue looked at Long San, "What undercover agent?"

"You should actually feel it, I'm an extraordinary person." Long San sat up straight as he spoke.

Seeing Long San's posture, Er Ye knew that he was going to start flirting, "I think you are quite annoying."

Long San looked over contemptuously, "It's not your turn to intervene when the elders talk."

The second master rolled his eyes, "What a fart!"

Long San didn't bother to talk to her, kept smiling, and looked at Li Yue expectantly, "Really?"

Well, this person is talking about cross talk here, and he needs a compliment.

Li Yue nodded slightly.

Only then did Long San continue, "I'm actually a god too."

The second master, who had known Long San's identity for a long time, curled his lips disapprovingly, and even grabbed a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, and divided Yang Jian into two while nibbling.

However, Yang Jian rejected the second master, "I am, I am an incarnation, no, I don't need to eat."

So the second master took the two melon seeds back again, and continued to look at Long San as if watching a play.

Long San cleared his throat, "Then, this will start from the time when Pangu created the world, and then..."

Second Master: ...

Li Yue looked at Yang Jian helplessly, "Although you speak slowly, according to his way of speaking, it should be slower than you."

Yang Jian said slowly, "Then, let me tell."

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