[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

The second master rubbed his chin, full of doubts, "So this person has not been to the dungeon before? Then who is he? Why did he die in the dormitory, and I saw his appearance last night, he clearly lived here often. The school is full of elementary school students, how much chemical fertilizer do they need to grow to a height of 1.8 meters?"

"If you want to know the identity of this person, you can try asking the housekeeper, he should have a record there." Li Yue said.

"Yeah, why didn't I think of that, why don't we go down and ask?" The second master looked at Li Yue, then at Long San, and finally his eyes stopped on the bald brother.

The bald brother felt a little uncomfortable being watched by her, so he hurriedly said, "Then why don't you go and have a look."

"Yeah." Li Yue nodded expressionlessly.

Seeing Li Yue nodding his head, Long San also hummed.

The uncle in charge of the dormitory sat upright, and his eyes were fixed on the door. He didn't even glance at the four people standing in front of him.

Long San stretched out his fingers and tapped on the counter, "Master? Is your soul still there?"

The uncle didn't move, still staring at the door.

"Hiss, this old man is amazing, he doesn't even blink his eyes." The second master specially leaned over and waved his hand in front of the old man, but the old man still didn't blink.

"Generally speaking, the job of the dormitory manager should be to record the entry and exit personnel." Li Yue walked a few steps towards the door while talking, and when he was stuck on the door, Li Yue stopped, turned around, and found This position happened to be where the uncle was watching.

"Name?" The uncle mechanically asked these two words.

"Mr. Li." Li Yue casually made up a name.

The uncle took out the booklet that recorded the names of the people who came and went, lowered his head stiffly, looked at it twice, and raised it stiffly again, "The name is wrong, please say it again, name?"

Li Yue suddenly thought that he was going out now, and the name he reported should be the same as when he came in, but when he came in, his name was rushed by Long San... Thinking of this, Li Yue's face turned dark immediately, With a bit of resentment, he glared at Long San angrily, and then slowly said to the housekeeper, "Li Erdan."

The second master and the bald-headed uncle tried their best to hold back, but still accidentally let out a few laughs.

Long San laughed so much that he covered his belly and squatted on the ground, judging by the way his shoulders shrugged, he probably couldn't stand up for the time being.

Li Yue's face was dark, and he finally got the uncle's approval, "Well, let's go."

Li Yue took advantage of the fact that the uncle finally paid attention to him, and quickly asked, "Excuse me, sir, who lives in 108?"

The uncle moved his eyes slightly stiffly, and finally tilted his head, his bones made a bang, and he just stared straight at Li Yue, his lips opened and closed for a long time, before finally uttering a sentence, "Name ?”

Long San stroked his chin and gave a "tsk", and immediately snatched the uncle's name booklet, "Don't ask, this uncle lost his soul after only one night, he looks like a robot , I guess I can’t ask anything, so I might as well find it myself.”

The second master was also puzzled, "But he wasn't so...so stiff last night?" The second master got stuck in the middle of speaking, and after thinking for a long time, he came up with the word "stiff" to describe the old housekeeper .

"He looks a bit like a dead man in this way, because after death, the body will harden and the pupils will expand and enlarge." Li Yue took a step in the direction of the crowd as he said, and the uncle's eyes followed suit. Li Yue's hands moved together, his neck creaked, the uncle's eyes fell on Li Yue again, he moved his mouth silently, and then asked that sentence again with great reluctance, "Name?"

As long as we leave this door, you and I are strangers?

The uncle is not annoying, Li Yue is about to be annoyed, did he step out of his feelings just now?Will this count as a re-entry?Unexpectedly, this uncle is still a very strict person.

"Mr. Li." Li Yue said impatiently to the uncle.

The uncle nodded, finally stopped staring at Li Yue, picked up a pen from the counter, and then realized that the booklet he used to write down names was missing, and started to look for the booklet again with stiff movements.

And Long San, who was holding the uncle's roster, was still flipping through it slowly in his hand, "I also don't think this dorm manager looks like a living person, otherwise he wouldn't be able to see the brochure in my hand."

He took other people's things and said it without shame!

"Oh, I found it. It says that there are two people living in 108. One is Zhang Dong and the other is Zhang Hua? No, I seem to have written something after this, but I can't see clearly." Things were a bit messy, so Long San took the pamphlet to the door, borrowed some sunlight outside the door, and finally saw it clearly, "Let me see... Oh, it turns out that the current 108 is for the dormitory staff. The water pipe in the dormitory’s dormitory burst and was flooded, making it unusable.”

Li Yue glanced at the old man suspiciously and said, "If that big tall man is a dormitory supervisor, then who is this old man?"

"Hey, there is a photo on the counter. There are two people on it. It looks like the housekeeper and 108 are 1.8 meters hard on the ground." The second master suddenly found a photo on the counter and quickly took it.

When everyone heard Second Master's voice, they all came together to look at the photos together.

"Judging from this photo, the relationship between the tall man and the uncle should be very close. From my point of view, the tall man and the uncle are likely to be father and son. One is called Zhang Dong and the other is called Zhang Hua." Long San said As he spoke, he threw the booklet back to the uncle.

The old man who got the booklet again pressed it on the counter, lowered his head seriously, and started to write stroke by stroke with the pen. Judging from the order of the strokes, it should be "Li", but his movements are too stiff and horizontal. It's neither flat nor vertical, and when put together, it's impossible to tell what he wrote.

Seeing the uncle's movements, the second master couldn't help sighing, "This uncle is really dedicated!"

"So, both of them live in 108, the uncle is the dormitory manager, and the tall man lying in 108 is the uncle's son." When Li Yue said this, he subconsciously looked up, but it happened to be the same as Long San's. Eyes met.

Long San narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Li Yue and smiled, but pretended to be discussing with Li Yue, "Then what caused the big tall guy to be on 108? And this The uncle doesn't seem to be dead too fresh."

Li Yue couldn't bear Long San's smile, so he quickly looked away.

"Wait, look, what is that uncle biting in his mouth?" The bald brother's trembling voice attracted everyone's attention to the uncle again.

Seeing the familiar scene, Long San also frowned in disgust, "Why do the uncles in this school like this, and they all like to twitch their fingers!"

I saw the uncle in charge of the dormitory with half of his finger in his mouth, smoking with relish.

The second master suddenly slapped his hands and said to the others, "Hey, I seem to have heard this in our class. I remember that the pot head sitting in front of me told me that fingers are the most energetic place on a person. Generally, when the dead absorb the essence of the living, they will mouth through their fingers."

"After absorbing the essence, can he still be alive?" The bald brother took a small step back with some resistance, and quietly moved back under the death gaze of the second master.

Long San stepped forward and patted the bald brother on the shoulder, "I probably won't be able to survive, but I'm not sure if it will be half dead or not."

The bald brother was shocked by Long San's words.

Long San quickly comforted him again, "But the dead are nothing to be afraid of, the most terrifying thing is the living person with a heart."

Big bald brother: ...why does it seem that the back is getting colder?

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