[Mythology] Two or three things that Nezha and the Third Prince Long must not say

Li Yue broke away from Long San, and hurried to close the window, "What I saw just now was not grass at all, but children's hair, they were standing under the window, lined up in a row, I don't know what to do. "

"The housekeeper seems to have really said that the doors and windows should be locked when you sleep at night." Long San said while rubbing his feet.

At this time, Li Yue suddenly gave Long San a sharp look, "Maybe, the key npc is actually the dormitory master."

"You want to kill him?" Long San squinted half of his eyes playfully, staring at Li Yue leisurely.

"Otherwise, you'll be trapped all the time?" Li Yue asked back.

"Do you know what the significance of high-end players entering these dungeons is?"

Li Yue blinked in confusion.

Long Sancha sat on the bed with his legs spread apart, clasped his hands in front of him, and looked at Li Yue with a half-smile, "It's - ability. Only ability is the key to the world of Leaving Home. Leaving such a small dungeon alive is not a big deal."

"Since everyone wants abilities, why don't you go to low-level dungeons a few more times, it's not so much easier, and it's not too dangerous." Li Yue sat opposite Long San.

"Low-level dungeons are not so easy to die, but correspondingly, there will be very few clues related to abilities. In high-level dungeons, although there are heavy casualties, abilities will be easily discovered, so most smart people , will choose high-level dungeons." Long San explained.

"What about you, what kind of person are you? You already have more than five abilities, why do you want more abilities tirelessly?" Li Yue looked at Long San.

Long San suddenly laughed, "I, it's for a one-person agreement."

Li Yue almost got goosebumps from his laughter, "Who?"

"I made a promise with him to leave here together."

When Long San said this, he stared into Li Yue's eyes, making Li Yue feel a layer of pressure covering his whole body, "I, I'm asking you, who is he?"

Long San still smiled evilly, "He is my creditor."

"Boom boom boom!"

A sudden knock on the door saved Li Yue from Long San's aggressive gaze.

"Who?" Li Yue turned his head and looked towards the door.

"It's me, Second Lord! Open the door for me quickly."

"Wait a minute!" Li Yue glanced at Long San before standing up to open the door for Second Master.

The second master shrank his neck, and buried half of his face in his jacket. As soon as Li Yue opened the door, she quickly walked in, "Damn, I was scared to death. There was a row of children standing outside the window, all of them with pale faces. , smiling is uglier than crying, I’m the only one in my room, I really can’t bear it, if they stare at me all night, I’ll sleep ass.”

Li Yue made room for the second master and asked her to sit down, "How did you find us?"

"I knocked one by one!" The second master rubbed his hands by mistake, and continued, "Then when I knocked on the door next to you, the young man told me that he saw a pink shirt and a black dress enter the room. The house, I guessed it was you who came over."

Li Yue's face changed, and after taking a look at Long San, he quickly said to the second master, "When he and I were looking for a dormitory, we also knocked from room to room, but when we knocked, there was no one next door."

The second master's face changed when he heard it, "Damn it! I'm not mistaken, is there no one next door? Then who is the 1.8-meter guy talking to me?"

Long San spread his hands, "Then who knows!"

"Hey! Wait a minute, why do I feel that something is blowing on my ankle!" The second master stood up on the bed with a changed expression, turned around and squatted down, and looked under the bed, only to let the bird The monster tied up by Long San was taken aback and almost didn't sit on the ground, "Hey, I'll go, there's something under your bed!"

Long San calmly bent down and greeted the monster, "Hey! Brother, are you sleeping well?"

The second master was stunned for a moment, "What the hell is this?"

Long San smiled and said to the second master, "Ah, it's my monster brother, isn't it his birthday today? After blowing out my candles, I invite him to stay here for one night, and wish him a happy birthday by the way."

Li Yue: ...

Second Master: ...Damn it!

"Wait, what kind of monster is this? You just throw it under the bed like this, can you sleep at night?" The second master hated that monster very much, even her tangled toes twitched. With the word disgust.

"Why can't I fall asleep? Tsk, do you have a problem with my brother? Let me tell you that he is very easy to get along with. As long as you don't untie the pig's hoof buckle on his feet, he is your brother. You have to get along with him." It's okay to be a sister, I have no objection." Long San said to Er Ye while holding the monster's foot.

The second master was confused, "No, what's the situation, what's the matter, brothers and sisters for a while?"

Li Yue translated, "The pig's hoof buckle is tight enough, don't worry."

The second master curled his lips at Long San, "If you can't speak, just keep your mouth shut."

Long San responded with a sneer, "If you don't understand people's words, just plug your ears."

Li Yue: ...these two guys really haven't changed at all, they pinch each other when they meet.

The dormitory is a double room with only two beds, and the second master also wants to spend the night in this room, so Long San and Li Yue can only share one bed.

Long San smiled and gave Erye a thumbs up, expressing his praise, "You have done a good deed, sleep well tonight, don't worry about anything, if you are afraid, I will let my monster brother squeeze with you It's late, don't worry, it doesn't mind."

Second Master threw a pillow over and hit Long San on the face, "Shut up!"

Long San took the pillow and spread it on the bed directly, and just fell asleep, "Hey, thank you!"

Only then did the second master realize that he had beaten the dog with a meat bun. There were only two pillows in this room, and she threw hers over, so there was no pillow left. Give me back the pillow."

But Long San closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, "Sleep silent."

Second Master: ...

Li Yue twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and lay down too. In this world where life is in danger at any moment, with people like Long San and Er Ye around him, it is really easy to relax.

From a distance away, the second master gave Long San the middle finger indignantly.

With his eyes closed, Long San knew what Er Ye was doing, so he snorted disdainfully.

……

"Fuck! What's so noisy?"

Early in the morning, the second master was woken up by the noise outside the door, stretched his waist reluctantly, and walked over sleepily to open the door to check.

Li Yue and Long San were also woken up, but Long San didn't quite understand why they went to bed together last night, and why he got up from under the bed after sleeping.

Long San tilted his head to look at Li Yue.

Li Yue said while putting on his coat, "Last night, you were talking in your sleep, saying that you had to drink a bottle for your monster brother's birthday."

Long San twitched the corner of his mouth, "And then?"

"Then I'll send you to see your brother."

Dragon three: ...

The noisy people in the corridor are all acquaintances, and they are all the group who have entered the copy.

"What's going on?" Second Master picked up the bald brother who seemed to be calm.

"Someone got something into his room last night and gnawed off that person's finger." The bald brother explained.

"Finger gone? Why can't I do it?" Second Master asked after him.

The expectation in Second Master's tone was too obvious, it seemed that she really wanted to know what happened to the man's fingers, Long San sneered contemptuously, causing Second Master to roll his eyes at him.

The bald brother couldn't help grinning when he thought of that scene, "Hey, don't mention it, there are not even a few bones left in his hands, and there are still pieces of meat attached to the fracture, red and white, it's oozing when you look at it."

"Did you see anything?" Li Yue asked the bald brother.

"Some say it's a dog, and others say it's a pig. I haven't seen it. I didn't see any monsters in my house last night."

Long San raised his hand, "I vote like a pig."

Li Yue took a look at Long San, but was disgusted by his smile. Li Yue turned to look at the bald brother, "Did you violate the elementary school rules in class yesterday?"

The bald brother thought for a while and said, "That's not true. In fact, I have heard people say that I would fall asleep for no reason during class, but I recently suffered from insomnia, so I didn't fall asleep. I listened carefully to that class."

The second master gave the bald brother a thumbs up with a smile, "Brother, be steady!"

Li Yue's eyes lit up, "So it's still related to the rules for elementary school students. Those who violate the rules will be asked to feed the dogs, and the consequence of not feeding the dogs is that these monsters will bite off their fingers."

Long San snapped his fingers suddenly, "But the person didn't die, he just lost his hand, so that means Guo Yun'er is not a key npc?"

The bald brother shook his head and said, "No, someone died. The one who lived next door to you, a 1.8-meter tall man, was hard when he was found."

"Is it so easy to die just by being bitten off?" Second Master asked.

"The weirdest thing is here, his hands are still there."

"Then how did he die?" Second Master continued to ask.

The bald brother wiped his bald head with his hand, then opened the door next to Li Yue, turned his head and said, "He lives in this dormitory, go in and see for yourself!"

Everyone walked in one by one, the second master at the front was the first to see the corpse, even she couldn't help but block her eyes, "Damn it, it's too miserable, my God, last night I was with you He said something, and it's like this this morning." The second master smacked his lips regretfully.

1.8 meters across the ground, his clothes looked like they must have been torn by something, and they hung on him in tatters. The places exposed by the tears in the clothes were all covered with strange-shaped wounds, and the wounds oozed out. The bloodstains on his body have all dried up, and the broken clothes on his body have not completely fallen off because of the blood scabs.

"It's quite miserable. It's not an exaggeration to call it Ling Chi, but the wound looks a little strange." Long San, who walked around the corpse, touched his chin and said.

"Something is wrong!" Li Yue said suddenly, "This person is not with us."

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