Those years of falling in love with Mosaic [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 124 I took it out and scared you to death
Kou Qiu stayed in this world until he was 74 years old, and only then did he wait for the news of Zha Gong's complete death.During these decades, he and Yan Zhuo handled the funerals of both parents. Yu's father went next to Yu's mother, and Yan's father was retaliated by criminals in the later days and passed away early. .Kou Qiu witnessed his parents' funeral for the first time.He placed the small urn in the prepared earth pit, then swung the shovel himself, and shoveled up the first handful of earth.
When the soil was sprinkled on it, Kou Qiu's heart suddenly ached.
Will he have a chance, can he have such good parents again?
Kou Qiu couldn't tell, and couldn't guarantee it.He just held Yan Zhuo's hand tightly during the interval of the funeral.
Yan Zhuo seemed to feel something, and held his hand even tighter.Through that layer of skin and flesh, their bones seem to be leaning together, and their hearts are also close together, close together.
"Daughter..."
Yan Zhuo's voice was soft and full of pity.
"It's okay, I'm here."
After both parents were gone, they moved back into the yard where they lived as children.The courtyard wall between the two houses was completely demolished. On an autumn afternoon, two old wicker chairs were brought out, and two old men with gray hair were lying on them, shaking their fans slowly while Basking in the warm sunshine.Kou Qiu's clothes were covered with large and small spots of light, he squinted his eyes to look at them, trying to chase the spots to the sky.
But the sky is really too dazzling.He looked at it, and a white flower appeared in front of his eyes.
The light jumped and leaped into his eyes.
Kou Qiu vaguely felt that it was time to leave.
He struggled to move on the recliner, and said in a vague voice, "Yanzhuo?"
Yan Zhuo was lying beside him, holding his hand tightly with hands covered with age spots, speaking in the same tone as if he was coaxing the young child in the past.
"... niece?"
"Yanzhuo," the lover next to him called him again, his voice slowly lowered, "I'm leaving. I'll wait for you, don't make me wait too long."
Yan Zhuo turned his head to look at him, and he could still see those clear eyes like glass beads.He smiled calmly and said, "Okay."
I don't know when the wind blows in the air.
Under the sunshine of early autumn, the first leaf suddenly loosened and fell to the ground.
Yan Zhuo felt that the hand he was holding suddenly lost strength, and he was neither panic nor sad.He just faced the sunshine, and reluctantly pulled up the blanket on his lover's lap, just like pulling the quilt for him when they first met in childhood.
Then, his eyes were also closed.
There were intermittent singing voices coming from somewhere, humming an old tune.It is the ballad of the old year, sung repeatedly, like a stretched poem.
"I remember when I was young,
You love to chat and I love to laugh.
Sitting side by side under the peach tree,
The wind is blowing in the forest and the birds are singing,
We somehow fell asleep.
How much do you know about flowers falling in your dreams..."
When Kou Qiu woke up again and opened his eyes, he happened to meet a face.The man was well-born, with a shirt and trousers, and he was dressed in a very extraordinary way. The man looked at him, and his tone was unknown, as if he was disgusted, but also like a deliberately pretended, but not very affectionate style. Kuan: "Yangyang, I have to tell you about this."
Kou Qiu, who has not yet inherited the memory of the original owner, had no choice but to continue the play, "Say it."
The place where he is standing now is a wide square.The small fountain next to it sprayed out a stream of crystal clear water, and the shopping mall behind it was very lively with people coming and going.
Kou Qiu was in the midst of so many people, so he felt relieved, thinking that this is probably a normal world, there will be no mermaids or big monsters suddenly appearing in the middle of the city.He looked at the person opposite, pretending to be more sincere, "What do you want to tell me?"
The man opened his mouth and looked at him, as if it was extremely difficult to speak.
After a while, he still pursed his thin lips and spoke.
"Xiangyang—" he said, "I found that I still like boys."
Kou Qiu: "..."
Kou Qiu: "......"
Kou Qiu: "!!!!!!"
He immediately looked down, and was shocked to see a pair of shoes on his feet - a pair of shoes with delicate high heels, and two thin and white legs, with two bows on the shoes, In Kou Qiu's eyes, it was like two moths fluttering at him, which made him dumbfounded all of a sudden.
The man opposite was still saying: "I know I told you before that I like a cute girl like you. But now, I'm finding more and more that I'm afraid I still like men..."
How did he know that the cute "girl" opposite him could no longer listen to a word.
[Cub!Cub! ! 】
If the system already had an entity, he would be completely stunned by this moment.It reluctantly complied, responding to the host's words, 【Abba? 】
[What's going on here? 】Kou Qiu is still in this sudden recognition of his identity, and his three views are shattered for a while, he swallows, and confirms,【I... am a lesbian this time? 】
【Who said that? 】The system said strangely, 【It's a man.We do tasks without changing our gender. 】
Kou Qiu was completely numb.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at the two tall and straight balls in front of him, with an expression as if he had seen a ghost.
[Boys have this? 】
The system brat didn't even blink his eyes, [Oh, it's fake. 】
【Then the legs of these two girls—】
The system brat spat out a piece of melon seed shell, 【Practice. 】
Kou Qiu grabbed the hem of his skirt, 【This dress! 】
[Bought it,] the system said, [Calm down, Dad, you’ve never heard of this lady-wearing boss? 】
Kou Qiu: […]
See, ghost, too.
The system said: [The explanation is unclear in two or three sentences, so let's pass on the memory of the original owner first. 】
Only then did Kou Qiu receive the memory.
The original owner's name was Xiang Yang, and his job was as an anchor, and he was known for his attributes as a female clothing boss.On weekdays, he would occasionally wear women's clothing and go to the physical store to try on some small skirts secretly with a blushing face, but that day in the mall, he was bumped into by Xi Pengyun.
Xiangyang is not very tall, just over 1.7 meters.Because of his slender frame, he is not thick like ordinary boys, and he doesn't feel awkward when he wears women's clothes. The milky white lace skirt wraps around his slender waist, attracting people's attention like a magnet.When Xi Pengyun saw it, his eyeballs were immediately sucked up.
After that, he embarked on an almost crazy pursuit.Xiang Yang has never been hurt much since he was a child, he lost his parents early on, and lived alone from the house of his uncle and aunt who adopted him.He didn't receive much kindness, and soon fell into the trap, so he bit the bullet, pretended to be a girl, and dated Xi Pengyun.
But every day after the relationship, he was in infinite struggle.I want to tell my lover my real gender, but I dare not.
It's good now, Xi Pengyun asked him out, and he actually said that he likes men!
Kou Qiu said: [Then what else is there for me? 】
Is this not HE?
The system sighed, 【It's not that simple. 】
The problem is that this Xi Pengyun is bisexual, a phoenix man, and he really wants to be a little boy.He gave such a reason not because he really recognized his sexual orientation, but because he knew that Xiang Yang didn't have much money at all.
Without money, the kind of cuteness that entered his eyes immediately lost seven or eight points.Xi Pengyun sighed, looking at the little girl in front of him who looked like a new sprout, and thinking of the rich woman he was about to get, his heart became even more ruthless.
"Yangyang," he said in a low voice, "I can't help it... I didn't know until now, and I'm sorry for you."
Kou Qiu looked at him, but didn't speak.
"Why don't you let me try again?" Xi Pengyun said, "You have always been reluctant to let us hold hands. If you agree now, I will open a room, maybe I can change back—"
Kou Qiu finally couldn't listen anymore.
This person, who has clearly made up his mind to use this reason to get rid of himself, is actually delusional about having another improper relationship with a girl before breaking up!
He angrily said to the system: [Can I scare him? 】
The system said it didn't matter, [This is slag Gong, you can come here as you like. 】
Hearing this, veteran officer Kou immediately felt relieved.
He said to Xi Pengyun, "Okay."
"Really?"
Originally, Xi Pengyun was just talking casually without hope, thinking that he would get something to say before breaking up, but he didn't expect the other party to agree. It was really ridiculous, "Then we..."
"Wait a minute," Kou Qiu said, "let me go to the bathroom first."
They just drank a full glass of drinks, Xi Pengyun also had some thoughts, so he said: "I will go too."
He followed Kou Qiu to the bathroom, the boy was on the left and the girl was on the right.Kou Qiu took the lead to go to the left door, Xi Pengyun just looked at the right door without thinking, but as soon as he stepped in, there was a scream from inside, "Ahhhhh!"
Immediately afterwards, there was the scene where the man withdrew in disgrace.He froze for a moment, glanced at the sign on the door, and walked to the left again.
"Yangyang," he said, "did you make a mistake—"
Kou Qiu inside had already put his arms around the skirt with one hand in a rough and unrestrained posture, and smiled at him.
It was hard to say what kind of smile it was, but it stopped the man walking in.
It's a little creepy.
Not for girls at all.
"Yangyang..."
Xi Pengyun was so shocked beyond words, how could any girl be so calm when she saw the urinal in front of her, and even pull her skirt!
Xi Pengyun's voice changed.
"Yangyang, what are you doing!"
"What else can I do?" Senior officer Kou was quite calm. In order to give the other party enough stimulation, he even used a vulgar expression that he had never used before, "Pee."
Xi Pengyun was speechless.
"you you......"
"Don't get excited, Pengyun," his little beauty completely gave up the disguise of her voice, shook the pink piggy earrings on her ears, and smiled at him in a very social manner, "Why are you so surprised? Or Take it out, who is bigger between us?"
"..."
After hearing this, Xi Pengyun swallowed.His gaze fell hesitantly, as slowly as if there was a female ghost down there, trembling.That gaze finally settled on the underpants exposed under the skirt, a small bulging ball inside, it should not be too conspicuous.
Xi Pengyun: "..."
what.
At that moment, my heart and legs trembled together.
what......
This really looks like a man.
Kou Qiu reached out to touch it, and roughly pulled off the latex breast pad on his chest, and wandered around in his hand, "Peng Yun?"
Pengyun didn't respond.
Peng Yun was completely dumbfounded at the scene.
After a while, Peng Yun uttered a scream, turned around and ran away.He stumbled as he ran, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Kou veteran cadre then put away the hooligan he pretended to be, and it was a pity, 【Run so fast? 】
The system said from the bottom of his heart: [I think he may still think that he is running slowly. 】
Then, they all heard a ding.
【Progress of slag abuse task: 20.】
Kou Qiu: […]
Wow, this should be the fastest mission progress ever.Thinking about what I did just now, I was actually a little excited.
The system paused, and then said from the bottom of its heart: [Abba, you have been completely taken over by your father. 】
How is this like the pure old cadre Kou who can only educate people with knowledge and truth?
After coming out, Kou Qiu looked at his current appearance seriously in the mirror.
It's no wonder that Xi Pengyun couldn't recognize him, Xiang Yang's appearance is indeed on the side of male and female, with delicate eyebrows and eyes like a girl.Coupled with wearing a wig now, the slightly lighter-colored hair poured down softly from the shoulders, mixed with innocence and youthful exuberance, and the long and dense eyelashes are really exciting.
When he saw this face, Kou Qiu couldn't help pulling up his skirt again, and touched it quietly to make sure.
Well, yes, still.
It's a man.
That's it.
Xiang Yang's current job is a network anchor, and his online name is "Born to the Sun".He signed a contract with a big company in the anchor industry, and the content of the live broadcast is also divided into two parts, one is the daily singing of women's clothing, and the other is playing horror games.Kou Qiu watched the original owner's live broadcast style, he spoke clearly and cleanly, and occasionally made jokes during the live broadcast of the game, and was so cute when he was scared, it's no wonder that he quickly became popular and became the most popular king in the company , Taizhuzi.
Just a little bit.
Kou Qiu: [Can I not wear women's clothing? 】
The system said: [Oh, let's take a look at the contract signed by the original owner first. 】
Kou Qiu flipped the anchor contract to the last page, staring at the word "women's clothing" on it for a long time: […]
Needless to say, you can't.
He even signed a contract for five years.
Kou Qiu had no choice but to sit down in front of the computer, his heart was filled with despair for a moment.
The original owner earned some money by being an anchor and bought a small house.The house is not very big, but it is decorated very warmly. The light-colored furniture and the walls complement each other, which is a bit of the popular ins style.Kou Qiu turned on the computer, turned on the camera and the microphone, and began to worry about the content of today's live broadcast, 【Do you only wear women's clothes when you go up? 】
Is it that exciting?
[If you want to get used to it first, it's fine.] The system gives him advice, [Then let's broadcast the horror game first. 】
Kou Qiu said: [OK. 】
He then opened the game interface, and opened a game according to the original owner's previous schedule.
Almost as soon as he started the live broadcast, some old viewers squatted in, looking up and waiting for the familiar anchor to appear.
[Ah, ah, Xiangyang!Yang Yang! !Wife, here I come! ! ! 】
[Don't talk nonsense, who is your wife, did you agree with me? 】
[The host is mine, so please take it away. 】
[The anchor doesn't seem to show his face today... Alas, it's a pity.What's the difference between a day when you can't see the beauty of your little brother, and a salted fish? 】
Kou Qiu took a cursory look, followed the original owner's habit to introduce, and thanked a few viewers who swiped the presents.He then entered the character name and officially started the game.
The game is a new plot-oriented horror game, famous for its bloody screen and disgusting creatures that pop up out of nowhere.The producer obviously has studied psychology, and every point has accurately hit the part that the audience is most afraid of. Since it was put on the shelves in the past few months, what I have gained is "I was scared to pee" and "Scared to the point where I feel Had a heart attack" and "I can't even sleep alone" comments.
Therefore, when seeing the name of the game, the old viewers squatting in the live broadcast room immediately looked forward to it even more.
They do know that this anchor has characteristics.
[The fly rubs its hands and waits. 】
【I bet, Yang Yang will be so frightened that he almost cried, hehehe...】
[Have a hunch of high energy ahead]
[High energy ahead 1! 】
......
Xiangyang's temperament is soft and cute.A bunch of people were waiting in the live broadcast room like weirdos, just waiting for the moment when the anchor kid was scared out of his wits.
When the first important plot point came, Kou Qiu commanded the characters on the screen to push open a dilapidated wooden door.
The door creaked, against the gloomy atmosphere, this BGM that made people sweat, always made people feel fearful that there would be something behind the door.
The system had already held its breath, looked at Kou Qiu without any hesitation, and let the character push the door open.
The system brat quietly took a deep breath.
【call--】
The door was wide open, and there was nothing behind it, just a dusty utility room.
【call. 】
The system brat patted his chest, and swallowed the breath happily.
However, it let down its guard a bit early.
At this moment, another breathing sound came out from the earphones, heavy and close at hand.The system tried hard to distinguish, and the voice didn't come from in front of it, but——
The camera zoomed back sharply, revealing a ferocious face, the scarlet mouth was opened wide, the complexion was pale, and the corners of the mouth were slowly hooked, revealing a creepy, bloody smile.
Kou Qiu: "Ah."
【ah!Ahhhhhhhhhh! 】The screams of his cub almost pierced his eardrums,【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
So scary, so scary!
Many viewers who had never played the game were also taken aback. There were a long line of exclamation marks in the live broadcast room, and many people were obviously shocked.But there are also many old players who are very calm, just surprised that the anchor didn't beep.
This is unscientific. After all, Xiangyang Shengsheng is a timid little anchor. When he usually sees a scary scene, sometimes his voice will be crying.
But now, there is no crying voice, and they express their disappointment.
Where they couldn't hear them, the system immediately started crying, 【What the hell is this?! 】
Kou Qiu was very calm, and said: 【Female ghost. 】
The system suddenly sobbed louder.
Who doesn't know this!
It just remembered that its host has a special setting of "no matter what strange phenomena it sees, it can remain motionless and calm", and it is a little jealous, [Abba, are you not afraid? 】
Kou Qiu hummed.
He is indeed not afraid.
Not to mention materialism, but he was in Jiaolong's father's world at that time, and he had personally worked in the Ghost Hunting Department for decades.In those few decades, I have seen all kinds of ghosts and ghosts. Now, in Kou Qiu's eyes, these are no different from the big white radishes sold in the vegetable market.
He calmly manipulated the characters to bypass the big white radish's pursuit, easily entered the next room, and blocked the big white radish out with the door.
The audience in the live broadcast room began to rub their hands and waited for the next wave.
[Next wave!The next wave will definitely cry! 】
【I also think that it really scared me to death...】
[The last bet doesn't count, I want to bet on this! 】
However, to their surprise, when they were caught off guard and saw a monster dripping with pus, the anchor remained calm and did not even shake his voice.
While fighting monsters, he said, "This one is long..."
He paused, as if struggling to speak.In the end, two words were barely squeezed out, "very unique."
Yes, this little chic long one is the real thing.
Several spectators who placed bets were disappointed.
Did this anchor suddenly buy a magnifying glass to magnify his guts?
Why all of a sudden, not only is there no buzzing, but even the ahhh is gone?
After that, they fell into an endless loop.
[The next wave, I bet the next wave will definitely cry. 】
Then, the anchor shot the monster in the head, without making a sound.
[The next wave will definitely cry!Don't cry anymore, I'm his grandson! ! 】
Then, the host calmly turned the monster back and became his grandfather.
【The next wave...】
The anchor killed a small boss without changing his face.
The audience who watched began to doubt, did the anchor turn off the microphone as soon as he reached Gao Neng?
Otherwise, how to explain a person who has always been timid, suddenly so calm!
The system was also keenly aware of this problem, and said to the host: [Abba, even if it's a fake, you still have to call twice. 】
Kou Qiu said: [What's the name? 】
The system said: [Just yell, that's fine. 】
So, next, when Kou Qiu met something again, he began to bark seriously.On the opposite side there was a female ghost pushing a stroller, and he let out an ah; suddenly something jumped out from under the floor, and he let out an ah; suddenly a pair of hands protruded from the wall, and he let out an ah; he saw a red eye on his arm, and he said ah. Also ah.
Ah's four tones, four tones, like a first grader learning pinyin from a teacher.
The audience was stunned.
【No, is it so perfunctory...】
[This is too fake, I pricked my fingers and called it more emotional than this. 】
【When the monster came out just now, the anchor made a sound (a, two sounds), like a duck calling "quack", and burst out laughing, and the horror atmosphere was gone...】
The system is also a headache.
【Abba, that's too hasty.He shouted in one breath, ah, a few more. 】
Kou Qiu then changed to stick to read: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"
People who eat melons: […]
system:【......】
To be reasonable, it was all a cry, where did it sound like an exclamation from being frightened by the game?
This tm is clearly Tang Monk chanting scriptures!No, Tang Seng's chanting is more emotional than this!
When the soil was sprinkled on it, Kou Qiu's heart suddenly ached.
Will he have a chance, can he have such good parents again?
Kou Qiu couldn't tell, and couldn't guarantee it.He just held Yan Zhuo's hand tightly during the interval of the funeral.
Yan Zhuo seemed to feel something, and held his hand even tighter.Through that layer of skin and flesh, their bones seem to be leaning together, and their hearts are also close together, close together.
"Daughter..."
Yan Zhuo's voice was soft and full of pity.
"It's okay, I'm here."
After both parents were gone, they moved back into the yard where they lived as children.The courtyard wall between the two houses was completely demolished. On an autumn afternoon, two old wicker chairs were brought out, and two old men with gray hair were lying on them, shaking their fans slowly while Basking in the warm sunshine.Kou Qiu's clothes were covered with large and small spots of light, he squinted his eyes to look at them, trying to chase the spots to the sky.
But the sky is really too dazzling.He looked at it, and a white flower appeared in front of his eyes.
The light jumped and leaped into his eyes.
Kou Qiu vaguely felt that it was time to leave.
He struggled to move on the recliner, and said in a vague voice, "Yanzhuo?"
Yan Zhuo was lying beside him, holding his hand tightly with hands covered with age spots, speaking in the same tone as if he was coaxing the young child in the past.
"... niece?"
"Yanzhuo," the lover next to him called him again, his voice slowly lowered, "I'm leaving. I'll wait for you, don't make me wait too long."
Yan Zhuo turned his head to look at him, and he could still see those clear eyes like glass beads.He smiled calmly and said, "Okay."
I don't know when the wind blows in the air.
Under the sunshine of early autumn, the first leaf suddenly loosened and fell to the ground.
Yan Zhuo felt that the hand he was holding suddenly lost strength, and he was neither panic nor sad.He just faced the sunshine, and reluctantly pulled up the blanket on his lover's lap, just like pulling the quilt for him when they first met in childhood.
Then, his eyes were also closed.
There were intermittent singing voices coming from somewhere, humming an old tune.It is the ballad of the old year, sung repeatedly, like a stretched poem.
"I remember when I was young,
You love to chat and I love to laugh.
Sitting side by side under the peach tree,
The wind is blowing in the forest and the birds are singing,
We somehow fell asleep.
How much do you know about flowers falling in your dreams..."
When Kou Qiu woke up again and opened his eyes, he happened to meet a face.The man was well-born, with a shirt and trousers, and he was dressed in a very extraordinary way. The man looked at him, and his tone was unknown, as if he was disgusted, but also like a deliberately pretended, but not very affectionate style. Kuan: "Yangyang, I have to tell you about this."
Kou Qiu, who has not yet inherited the memory of the original owner, had no choice but to continue the play, "Say it."
The place where he is standing now is a wide square.The small fountain next to it sprayed out a stream of crystal clear water, and the shopping mall behind it was very lively with people coming and going.
Kou Qiu was in the midst of so many people, so he felt relieved, thinking that this is probably a normal world, there will be no mermaids or big monsters suddenly appearing in the middle of the city.He looked at the person opposite, pretending to be more sincere, "What do you want to tell me?"
The man opened his mouth and looked at him, as if it was extremely difficult to speak.
After a while, he still pursed his thin lips and spoke.
"Xiangyang—" he said, "I found that I still like boys."
Kou Qiu: "..."
Kou Qiu: "......"
Kou Qiu: "!!!!!!"
He immediately looked down, and was shocked to see a pair of shoes on his feet - a pair of shoes with delicate high heels, and two thin and white legs, with two bows on the shoes, In Kou Qiu's eyes, it was like two moths fluttering at him, which made him dumbfounded all of a sudden.
The man opposite was still saying: "I know I told you before that I like a cute girl like you. But now, I'm finding more and more that I'm afraid I still like men..."
How did he know that the cute "girl" opposite him could no longer listen to a word.
[Cub!Cub! ! 】
If the system already had an entity, he would be completely stunned by this moment.It reluctantly complied, responding to the host's words, 【Abba? 】
[What's going on here? 】Kou Qiu is still in this sudden recognition of his identity, and his three views are shattered for a while, he swallows, and confirms,【I... am a lesbian this time? 】
【Who said that? 】The system said strangely, 【It's a man.We do tasks without changing our gender. 】
Kou Qiu was completely numb.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at the two tall and straight balls in front of him, with an expression as if he had seen a ghost.
[Boys have this? 】
The system brat didn't even blink his eyes, [Oh, it's fake. 】
【Then the legs of these two girls—】
The system brat spat out a piece of melon seed shell, 【Practice. 】
Kou Qiu grabbed the hem of his skirt, 【This dress! 】
[Bought it,] the system said, [Calm down, Dad, you’ve never heard of this lady-wearing boss? 】
Kou Qiu: […]
See, ghost, too.
The system said: [The explanation is unclear in two or three sentences, so let's pass on the memory of the original owner first. 】
Only then did Kou Qiu receive the memory.
The original owner's name was Xiang Yang, and his job was as an anchor, and he was known for his attributes as a female clothing boss.On weekdays, he would occasionally wear women's clothing and go to the physical store to try on some small skirts secretly with a blushing face, but that day in the mall, he was bumped into by Xi Pengyun.
Xiangyang is not very tall, just over 1.7 meters.Because of his slender frame, he is not thick like ordinary boys, and he doesn't feel awkward when he wears women's clothes. The milky white lace skirt wraps around his slender waist, attracting people's attention like a magnet.When Xi Pengyun saw it, his eyeballs were immediately sucked up.
After that, he embarked on an almost crazy pursuit.Xiang Yang has never been hurt much since he was a child, he lost his parents early on, and lived alone from the house of his uncle and aunt who adopted him.He didn't receive much kindness, and soon fell into the trap, so he bit the bullet, pretended to be a girl, and dated Xi Pengyun.
But every day after the relationship, he was in infinite struggle.I want to tell my lover my real gender, but I dare not.
It's good now, Xi Pengyun asked him out, and he actually said that he likes men!
Kou Qiu said: [Then what else is there for me? 】
Is this not HE?
The system sighed, 【It's not that simple. 】
The problem is that this Xi Pengyun is bisexual, a phoenix man, and he really wants to be a little boy.He gave such a reason not because he really recognized his sexual orientation, but because he knew that Xiang Yang didn't have much money at all.
Without money, the kind of cuteness that entered his eyes immediately lost seven or eight points.Xi Pengyun sighed, looking at the little girl in front of him who looked like a new sprout, and thinking of the rich woman he was about to get, his heart became even more ruthless.
"Yangyang," he said in a low voice, "I can't help it... I didn't know until now, and I'm sorry for you."
Kou Qiu looked at him, but didn't speak.
"Why don't you let me try again?" Xi Pengyun said, "You have always been reluctant to let us hold hands. If you agree now, I will open a room, maybe I can change back—"
Kou Qiu finally couldn't listen anymore.
This person, who has clearly made up his mind to use this reason to get rid of himself, is actually delusional about having another improper relationship with a girl before breaking up!
He angrily said to the system: [Can I scare him? 】
The system said it didn't matter, [This is slag Gong, you can come here as you like. 】
Hearing this, veteran officer Kou immediately felt relieved.
He said to Xi Pengyun, "Okay."
"Really?"
Originally, Xi Pengyun was just talking casually without hope, thinking that he would get something to say before breaking up, but he didn't expect the other party to agree. It was really ridiculous, "Then we..."
"Wait a minute," Kou Qiu said, "let me go to the bathroom first."
They just drank a full glass of drinks, Xi Pengyun also had some thoughts, so he said: "I will go too."
He followed Kou Qiu to the bathroom, the boy was on the left and the girl was on the right.Kou Qiu took the lead to go to the left door, Xi Pengyun just looked at the right door without thinking, but as soon as he stepped in, there was a scream from inside, "Ahhhhh!"
Immediately afterwards, there was the scene where the man withdrew in disgrace.He froze for a moment, glanced at the sign on the door, and walked to the left again.
"Yangyang," he said, "did you make a mistake—"
Kou Qiu inside had already put his arms around the skirt with one hand in a rough and unrestrained posture, and smiled at him.
It was hard to say what kind of smile it was, but it stopped the man walking in.
It's a little creepy.
Not for girls at all.
"Yangyang..."
Xi Pengyun was so shocked beyond words, how could any girl be so calm when she saw the urinal in front of her, and even pull her skirt!
Xi Pengyun's voice changed.
"Yangyang, what are you doing!"
"What else can I do?" Senior officer Kou was quite calm. In order to give the other party enough stimulation, he even used a vulgar expression that he had never used before, "Pee."
Xi Pengyun was speechless.
"you you......"
"Don't get excited, Pengyun," his little beauty completely gave up the disguise of her voice, shook the pink piggy earrings on her ears, and smiled at him in a very social manner, "Why are you so surprised? Or Take it out, who is bigger between us?"
"..."
After hearing this, Xi Pengyun swallowed.His gaze fell hesitantly, as slowly as if there was a female ghost down there, trembling.That gaze finally settled on the underpants exposed under the skirt, a small bulging ball inside, it should not be too conspicuous.
Xi Pengyun: "..."
what.
At that moment, my heart and legs trembled together.
what......
This really looks like a man.
Kou Qiu reached out to touch it, and roughly pulled off the latex breast pad on his chest, and wandered around in his hand, "Peng Yun?"
Pengyun didn't respond.
Peng Yun was completely dumbfounded at the scene.
After a while, Peng Yun uttered a scream, turned around and ran away.He stumbled as he ran, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Kou veteran cadre then put away the hooligan he pretended to be, and it was a pity, 【Run so fast? 】
The system said from the bottom of his heart: [I think he may still think that he is running slowly. 】
Then, they all heard a ding.
【Progress of slag abuse task: 20.】
Kou Qiu: […]
Wow, this should be the fastest mission progress ever.Thinking about what I did just now, I was actually a little excited.
The system paused, and then said from the bottom of its heart: [Abba, you have been completely taken over by your father. 】
How is this like the pure old cadre Kou who can only educate people with knowledge and truth?
After coming out, Kou Qiu looked at his current appearance seriously in the mirror.
It's no wonder that Xi Pengyun couldn't recognize him, Xiang Yang's appearance is indeed on the side of male and female, with delicate eyebrows and eyes like a girl.Coupled with wearing a wig now, the slightly lighter-colored hair poured down softly from the shoulders, mixed with innocence and youthful exuberance, and the long and dense eyelashes are really exciting.
When he saw this face, Kou Qiu couldn't help pulling up his skirt again, and touched it quietly to make sure.
Well, yes, still.
It's a man.
That's it.
Xiang Yang's current job is a network anchor, and his online name is "Born to the Sun".He signed a contract with a big company in the anchor industry, and the content of the live broadcast is also divided into two parts, one is the daily singing of women's clothing, and the other is playing horror games.Kou Qiu watched the original owner's live broadcast style, he spoke clearly and cleanly, and occasionally made jokes during the live broadcast of the game, and was so cute when he was scared, it's no wonder that he quickly became popular and became the most popular king in the company , Taizhuzi.
Just a little bit.
Kou Qiu: [Can I not wear women's clothing? 】
The system said: [Oh, let's take a look at the contract signed by the original owner first. 】
Kou Qiu flipped the anchor contract to the last page, staring at the word "women's clothing" on it for a long time: […]
Needless to say, you can't.
He even signed a contract for five years.
Kou Qiu had no choice but to sit down in front of the computer, his heart was filled with despair for a moment.
The original owner earned some money by being an anchor and bought a small house.The house is not very big, but it is decorated very warmly. The light-colored furniture and the walls complement each other, which is a bit of the popular ins style.Kou Qiu turned on the computer, turned on the camera and the microphone, and began to worry about the content of today's live broadcast, 【Do you only wear women's clothes when you go up? 】
Is it that exciting?
[If you want to get used to it first, it's fine.] The system gives him advice, [Then let's broadcast the horror game first. 】
Kou Qiu said: [OK. 】
He then opened the game interface, and opened a game according to the original owner's previous schedule.
Almost as soon as he started the live broadcast, some old viewers squatted in, looking up and waiting for the familiar anchor to appear.
[Ah, ah, Xiangyang!Yang Yang! !Wife, here I come! ! ! 】
[Don't talk nonsense, who is your wife, did you agree with me? 】
[The host is mine, so please take it away. 】
[The anchor doesn't seem to show his face today... Alas, it's a pity.What's the difference between a day when you can't see the beauty of your little brother, and a salted fish? 】
Kou Qiu took a cursory look, followed the original owner's habit to introduce, and thanked a few viewers who swiped the presents.He then entered the character name and officially started the game.
The game is a new plot-oriented horror game, famous for its bloody screen and disgusting creatures that pop up out of nowhere.The producer obviously has studied psychology, and every point has accurately hit the part that the audience is most afraid of. Since it was put on the shelves in the past few months, what I have gained is "I was scared to pee" and "Scared to the point where I feel Had a heart attack" and "I can't even sleep alone" comments.
Therefore, when seeing the name of the game, the old viewers squatting in the live broadcast room immediately looked forward to it even more.
They do know that this anchor has characteristics.
[The fly rubs its hands and waits. 】
【I bet, Yang Yang will be so frightened that he almost cried, hehehe...】
[Have a hunch of high energy ahead]
[High energy ahead 1! 】
......
Xiangyang's temperament is soft and cute.A bunch of people were waiting in the live broadcast room like weirdos, just waiting for the moment when the anchor kid was scared out of his wits.
When the first important plot point came, Kou Qiu commanded the characters on the screen to push open a dilapidated wooden door.
The door creaked, against the gloomy atmosphere, this BGM that made people sweat, always made people feel fearful that there would be something behind the door.
The system had already held its breath, looked at Kou Qiu without any hesitation, and let the character push the door open.
The system brat quietly took a deep breath.
【call--】
The door was wide open, and there was nothing behind it, just a dusty utility room.
【call. 】
The system brat patted his chest, and swallowed the breath happily.
However, it let down its guard a bit early.
At this moment, another breathing sound came out from the earphones, heavy and close at hand.The system tried hard to distinguish, and the voice didn't come from in front of it, but——
The camera zoomed back sharply, revealing a ferocious face, the scarlet mouth was opened wide, the complexion was pale, and the corners of the mouth were slowly hooked, revealing a creepy, bloody smile.
Kou Qiu: "Ah."
【ah!Ahhhhhhhhhh! 】The screams of his cub almost pierced his eardrums,【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
So scary, so scary!
Many viewers who had never played the game were also taken aback. There were a long line of exclamation marks in the live broadcast room, and many people were obviously shocked.But there are also many old players who are very calm, just surprised that the anchor didn't beep.
This is unscientific. After all, Xiangyang Shengsheng is a timid little anchor. When he usually sees a scary scene, sometimes his voice will be crying.
But now, there is no crying voice, and they express their disappointment.
Where they couldn't hear them, the system immediately started crying, 【What the hell is this?! 】
Kou Qiu was very calm, and said: 【Female ghost. 】
The system suddenly sobbed louder.
Who doesn't know this!
It just remembered that its host has a special setting of "no matter what strange phenomena it sees, it can remain motionless and calm", and it is a little jealous, [Abba, are you not afraid? 】
Kou Qiu hummed.
He is indeed not afraid.
Not to mention materialism, but he was in Jiaolong's father's world at that time, and he had personally worked in the Ghost Hunting Department for decades.In those few decades, I have seen all kinds of ghosts and ghosts. Now, in Kou Qiu's eyes, these are no different from the big white radishes sold in the vegetable market.
He calmly manipulated the characters to bypass the big white radish's pursuit, easily entered the next room, and blocked the big white radish out with the door.
The audience in the live broadcast room began to rub their hands and waited for the next wave.
[Next wave!The next wave will definitely cry! 】
【I also think that it really scared me to death...】
[The last bet doesn't count, I want to bet on this! 】
However, to their surprise, when they were caught off guard and saw a monster dripping with pus, the anchor remained calm and did not even shake his voice.
While fighting monsters, he said, "This one is long..."
He paused, as if struggling to speak.In the end, two words were barely squeezed out, "very unique."
Yes, this little chic long one is the real thing.
Several spectators who placed bets were disappointed.
Did this anchor suddenly buy a magnifying glass to magnify his guts?
Why all of a sudden, not only is there no buzzing, but even the ahhh is gone?
After that, they fell into an endless loop.
[The next wave, I bet the next wave will definitely cry. 】
Then, the anchor shot the monster in the head, without making a sound.
[The next wave will definitely cry!Don't cry anymore, I'm his grandson! ! 】
Then, the host calmly turned the monster back and became his grandfather.
【The next wave...】
The anchor killed a small boss without changing his face.
The audience who watched began to doubt, did the anchor turn off the microphone as soon as he reached Gao Neng?
Otherwise, how to explain a person who has always been timid, suddenly so calm!
The system was also keenly aware of this problem, and said to the host: [Abba, even if it's a fake, you still have to call twice. 】
Kou Qiu said: [What's the name? 】
The system said: [Just yell, that's fine. 】
So, next, when Kou Qiu met something again, he began to bark seriously.On the opposite side there was a female ghost pushing a stroller, and he let out an ah; suddenly something jumped out from under the floor, and he let out an ah; suddenly a pair of hands protruded from the wall, and he let out an ah; he saw a red eye on his arm, and he said ah. Also ah.
Ah's four tones, four tones, like a first grader learning pinyin from a teacher.
The audience was stunned.
【No, is it so perfunctory...】
[This is too fake, I pricked my fingers and called it more emotional than this. 】
【When the monster came out just now, the anchor made a sound (a, two sounds), like a duck calling "quack", and burst out laughing, and the horror atmosphere was gone...】
The system is also a headache.
【Abba, that's too hasty.He shouted in one breath, ah, a few more. 】
Kou Qiu then changed to stick to read: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"
People who eat melons: […]
system:【......】
To be reasonable, it was all a cry, where did it sound like an exclamation from being frightened by the game?
This tm is clearly Tang Monk chanting scriptures!No, Tang Seng's chanting is more emotional than this!
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