I'm sorry I went to the wrong set [Comprehensive]

A gorgeous Chinese character "Chi" appeared in the air one inch from the collarbone, and it was about to be engraved on the skin. Akashi calmly raised his hand, "Exposed."

Constantly imagining Akashi's appearance after becoming a divine weapon in his mind, Yato looked at Bishamonten confidently, and just as he was about to use the art of language to rub the opponent's aura after finishing the draft, his belly suddenly felt overwhelming.

...How, how is it possible...

He is a god, even if he has the function of reincarnation of five grains, it is absolutely impossible for him to come so violently.

Resisting the sudden desire to defecate, Yato even changed his standing posture, his thighs and knees were clamped tightly, his calves were turned outwards, and the back view was so weird that one wanted to beat him up.

"Visang, you, the fruit jacket, the woman -ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a wave of colic, singing a variety of challenges in the stomach, the night bucket tries to finish the words, However, the cold sweat on his forehead hung like a curtain of rain, and finally fled with a pale face, the speed once reached the speed of sound, maybe it was the limit that he would never have again in this life.

Yetou's screams were still lingering when he ran away, and he disappeared at the end of the road long ago.

Bishamonten seemed to have been insulted/humiliated, and glared at Akashi who dared to look at him secretly, and he was very angry with him, "Whoa!"

Xiba's artifact form is a lion. Hearing the master's call, he immediately puts the person on his back, waits for Bishamonten to kill Akashi, and then pursues the escaped Futsu God at any time.

Just now Yato didn't pay attention because he was addicted to fantasies, but Bishamon Tenyou could clearly see the artifact Zhaoma on Bishamon Tenyou's ear. I am afraid that Yato's sudden escape with a livid face has something to do with the person who looks somewhat like Yato.

Now that Yato has returned, there is no need for Akashi to dress up as him, so he resumes his usual attire, which makes his hair dyed a bright crimson color by the sunlight.

Even in the face of the strongest warrior, even if there is no magic weapon around him, Akashi did not give up the slightest bit of retreat, and the strange-colored pupils cast a dangerous shadow.

No matter what kind of ability it is, as long as it can be used by him is enough.

"Vina! That person is terrible!" Zhaoma called out the name she would only call in private in a hurry.

Bishamonten didn't take it seriously. As she saw, the other party didn't carry any weapons, and he looked a bit tougher than a mouse.Although I don't know who he is, it's unforgivable to be with God of Misfortune!

The slightly spread five fingers slowly raised to point at Bishamonten, something exploded in Bishamonten's brain, and an unprecedented sense of crisis came to her heart, as a woman's sixth sense made her believe Zhaoma's Judgment, evacuated with the fastest speed.

The gentleman's etiquette learned since childhood taught Akashi not to be too disrespectful to women. Seeing people leave from the roof with interest, Akashi did not chase after him.

Time flies by like a horse.

A blink of an eye.

10 minutes passed.

Akashi found Yato in the public toilet in the park next door, bent his fingers and knocked on the door, and asked very rudely, "Is he dead?"

It took a while for the response from inside, and the weak voice kept trembling, "Zheng... Seijuro... Can you get me the roll paper... There is only one core left..."

In order to prove his words, a hand was stretched out pitifully from under the door, and what he was holding was the cylinder core with a small piece of broken papyrus remaining.

Akashi pretended not to see it, "I didn't hear clearly, what did you say?"

The toilets here are famous for their toilets, which can make various sounds according to different people's preferences, such as long, long, rock, and classical, and thousands of pieces of music are recorded in it.

The song that will be played is more rhythmic, and it does a good job of covering up the sound of shame.

At the same time, it also overshadowed the voice as light as a mosquito.

It wasn't until Yato repeated several times that he finally smashed his shame and roared out, that Akashi graciously let him go, and went to the next room where there was no one to help him get the paper.

"It's not easy to be alive after such a long stretch... I'm so hungry, why don't I go eat something?"

Yato was completely unaware that the person who made him have such an experience was close at hand. He squatted on the side of the road like a boneless man, holding a grass stalk in his mouth and had no image at all. This kind of ignorant and idle temperament is very similar.

According to the biological clock of normal people, it is indeed time to eat, and Akashi did not refuse, but the two of them could not agree on where to eat and what to eat.

In the end, they decided to eat their own food and have nothing to do with each other.

Knowing that the western restaurant Akashi was going to was very high-end, Yato immediately quit, "How can you have so much money on you! I saw that you only had 30 yuan left in your wallet last night, which is not enough to buy a pineapple bun." ! Don’t you want to eat Bawang’s meal?”

"Look at my wallet?" Akashi caught the point and looked at Yato with unfriendly eyes.

Yato shuddered, looking at the sky, the ground, and the shoes, but he didn't dare to look at Akashi's face, and said hesitantly, "I'm not... that... I'm worried about you... You see... You don't know the place here. ...I definitely don't want to buy lucky scarecrows with your money!"

Akashi understands, guess where Yato saw the junk advertisements selling lucky props, judging from his past "records", if he didn't buy such inexplicable things and gamble, the money cheated would be all I can buy an envoy... the stone pier under the statue.

"Whether it's props or others, the only one you can rely on is yourself."

When Yato heard Akashi's cold voice, there was a dark color in his eyes. Just as Akashi knew his past, Yato also knew everything about Akashi, but it was only for a moment, and he returned to his rascal appearance in a blink of an eye, acting like a spoiled child Rolling all over, "Seijuro~ I know you won't be so ruthless, how can you bear to see me eat unhealthy and unnutritious instant noodles alone? Why don't you take me to eat western food together? I I haven't eaten Western food since I grew up, Seijuro ~ Seijuro Sauce~"

After all, Akashi had a thicker skin than Yato, and after being pestered by him for a while, he took him to the western restaurant.

Yato happily took off the small crown on his chest and put it in his pocket, so that ordinary people can see them, and there will be no supernatural/supernatural events during the meal.

"So...how are you going to pay the bill with only 30 yuan on you?" Yato folded his arms defensively, "If you want to put me here, I won't give in!"

Akashi didn't bother to talk nonsense to him.

As soon as the steak came, Yato put the bill behind him, grabbed the knife and fork, and ate the mountain. The more he ate, the more he ate, the more unpleasant it became, because Akashi sitting opposite him was so pleasing to the eye, and even himself I feel confident and ashamed when I make the slightest sound.

Yato was forced to relax his movements, and finished his western food in agony.

When paying the bill, Akashi took out a VIP card with a black gold border, Yato was taken aback for a moment, "Why... did you have such a thing?"

"Ebisu gave it."

Ye Dou suddenly realized that it turned out to be a big fat sheep worth developing!

After eating and drinking enough, Yato finally became belatedly concerned about why he suddenly wanted to pull shit when he was doing well just now, or the kind of defecation that he couldn't bear at all.

Akashi said blankly, "This is Beelzebub's function. It can force creatures to defecate. Heh, this trick has been tried and tested."

The moment when a creature defecates is the most relaxed and defenseless moment, and no matter how powerful a person is, he cannot resist his own desire to defecate.

Do your parents know that you are such a ghost/animal...

Yato silently distanced himself from Akashi.

The author has something to say: Because the sensitive words are too strict now, and the text is locked at every turn, so there may be many "/", I hope it will not affect the reading π_π

Speaking of Qixi Festival tomorrow, is there any cutie celebrating with us╭(╯ε╰)╮

Thank you for the great landmine feeding, love you so much

桐谷和人扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2019-08-0601:24:39