I'm sorry I went to the wrong set [Comprehensive]

Please socialize with me.

It turns out that the "communication" in Yedou's mouth means "to accompany". [note 1]

Akashi's face finally returned to normal, and after being disturbed by this episode, he stayed in a daze.

The morning sun casts jagged and mottled light and shadows through the big trees, swaying slowly in the breeze.

"Hello! I'm Yato, the door-to-door delivery god for weekends, holidays, and lunch breaks throughout the year! Hi, hi! No problem! I'll be here soon!"

The cheerful tone abruptly destroyed the quiet atmosphere. Akashi, who had just walked out of the shrine, couldn't react in time, and ran purposefully after being grabbed by his wrist.

When he saw the destination, Akashi's face almost turned cloudy, "Niu/Lang?" Although he knew that Yato would take any job in order to maintain his own existence, he didn't expect to be able to reach this level.

"Are you looking down on this job? There is no useless job in this world, no matter what it is, it has its irreplaceable value,

Don't underestimate Niu/Lang!Niu/Lang is also an upright job! "

Compared with Yato's violent hair-blowing reaction, Akashi didn't even raise his eyebrows, "I've said a lot, isn't Niu/Lang's job [beep——] those stupid women to cheat them of money?"

After being torn off the fig leaf, Yato covered half of his face in shame, and said in a muffled voice, "Don't say it in such a straightforward manner in a serious manner, I will feel very ashamed."

Suddenly there was a foreign body sensation on his face, Yato put down his hand and looked at the culprit, and it turned out to be a ticket. After taking a closer look, he asked uncertainly, "Ebisu...the ticket for the shrine? Don't be kidding, the same Even if I am a god, I will not become a multi-millionaire the next day, wait a minute, there is a line of small characters at the bottom, what..."

Seeing the last word, Yato almost spit out, "Ebisu's shrine and Yabu Shrine sell joint tickets? Even I didn't have the cheek to join the luxury package of the Seven Lucky Gods. How did you convince Ebisu? Longevity? It should be said when you met Ebisu, didn't you only come here for more than half a month?"

Akashi didn't answer, looking as if he didn't want to know as much as him.

Akashi didn't want to talk about it, but Yato got interested and didn't want to work part-time anymore. Since there are free dividends, who would be willing to do some unspeakable work, so he insisted on dragging Akashi to Ebisu to connect with him, "I remember it seems By the sea, is there a playground there? Let's go play together later, you can't sit on the rides alone, you will definitely accompany me! Is it a bit impolite to go empty-handed, after all, we are hugging thighs , but I don’t have any money on me, how about picking up a stone by the river? It’s a kindness after all.”

Akashi was a little unaccustomed to his character when he thought about it, and sure enough, he couldn't get along with an unrestrained person like Dahui.

After struggling for a while, Akashi finally dismissed Yato's thoughts.

Yato followed behind dejectedly, complaining that Akashi didn't know how to deal with people, and they asked them to join the joint ticket, so they should walk around more to show that they should.

"Do you really think joining the joint ticket is free?"

"Is not it?"

They want money, but they don't want power. What else can they give to Ebisu, who is also the arms of the Seven Lucky Gods like the Lord of the Great Country?

Thinking of this, Yato trotted a few steps to stand side by side with Akashi, staring suspiciously at his side face. Seriously, this face was kissed by Amaterasu Omikami, right?Paired with his fake wig and colored contact lenses, there is no sense of disobedience, but it is a mess of aloofness.

A bold idea came to mind.

Maybe Ebisu took a fancy to this face?

When people sit in that position, their pursuit may be different from that of ordinary people.

I don't know if he could see the thoughts in his heart from Yato's expression, Akashi stopped and looked at him with a mentally retarded look, "Is your brain just for display?"

Yato doesn't know why he is despised by No. □□131, the guess just now is obviously well-founded.

Fearing that Yato would make up some messy things, Akashi simply confessed to him, "The price is that I help Ebisu fulfill her wish to benefit mankind."

Yato plucked his ears in disbelief, "Benefiting mankind? Are you serious?"

"I was born without knowing it. From the shrine, I can see the blue sea, the peaceful town, and the hard-working people. I fell in love with this world at first sight." I read this passage with a serious face, and voted in Yato When Akashi looked puzzled, he explained, "This is Ebisu's original words."

Ye Dou was stunned for a moment, then lowered his eyes and sighed, "There really are such people, but it's for the benefit of mankind... What are you going to do?"

"Didn't you pay attention to those light bands every time you killed a demon?"

To be honest, Yato really didn't pay attention to these things, just like the existence of light in this world, when you see light, don't you think about why there is light?

Akashi has nothing to say to him, what else can he say after Yato has expressed his position like this, it is better not to waste saliva in vain.

"Hey, don't be silent, tell me to listen, and promise to listen carefully!"

The second half of the sentence was swallowed up by the sudden sound of breaking wind, Yato's eyes froze, and he jumped onto the electric pole next to him, looking up at the woman riding on the lion with a big horse and a golden sword, fiercely " Tweet, "Bishamon!"

The woman with blond hair and purple pupils jumped off the lion's back with a long whip in her hand, and her over-the-knee boots stepped on the roof, making a special sound of leather rubbing, "I didn't expect to meet you here. Since fate made us meet, then Just go to hell!"

Bishamonten is known as the strongest warrior, and his attack power can be imagined. Yato stared at the torn asphalt ground, and suddenly remembered Akashi who was standing next to him just now. Even if there is a cheat, he is just a basketball boy living in a peaceful age. , facing such force value...

Turning his head halfway, Yato was surprised to find that Akashi not only avoided all the attacks perfectly, but also had an extra sword in his hand that was shining brightly under the sun. Superior to other people's small universe.

"..."

This is definitely born by the system, number 131 or something, it's for deception.

"It's better to think about your own last words than to worry about others!" While speaking, the weapon in Bishamonten's hand became a gun, and each shot was aimed at the vital point under Zhao Ma's instructions.

The mobile arsenal is so willful, and the weapons can be changed as soon as they are said.

Yato dodged in a little embarrassment. He really met the person he didn't want to see in the worst situation. He didn't have a magic weapon around him, and he was powerless even to fight back.

Um?Artifact?Akashi is also a living being, right?

Once the idea is born, it will quickly germinate and bear fruit. Yato stretched out his sinful fingers towards Akashi:

"Its dish is made of sound, listen to my order, and turn it into my divine vessel. It's called Chi, and the vessel is Chi, Chiqi!"

"..."

Are you sure you still want to see the sun tomorrow?

The author has something to say: Note 1

"Fu き 合って" [Roman sound tsukiatte] in Japanese can mean falling in love, dating, or just being with you.

Hahaha, I didn’t expect that [aunt laughs]

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