[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

I was so surprised that I fell into the mud in front of Teacher Zefa.

Teacher Zefa was also taken aback by my sudden change of disguise, but after all, he is a seasoned veteran, and he has seen countless storms and waves.A mere [cross out] magical girl [cross out] transforming of course can't frighten him.

After thinking for a moment, he found a reasonable explanation for this abnormality.

"Devil fruit... have you eaten anything particularly unpalatable recently?"

Thanks to Neptune's World for having a random drop setting of Devil Fruits!This gives me the opportunity to fool the past!bring it on!It's time to test the author's (blind) designing (editing) ability!

I took a deep breath and started writing.

"When I was eating fruit yesterday, I ate a super unpalatable fruit."

I did eat fruit yesterday, so it is easy to deceive people if you lie with a little bit of reality.While recalling the evaluation of Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water on the Internet, I worked hard to compile it.

"It's like a roll of sweat-soaked straw mats that have been fermenting for a year."

...Looking at Teacher Zefa's expression, my example should be very vivid, and his blue face is very convincing.

"That should be a devil fruit."

Zefa nodded and watched me get up from the ground.

"Transform... Go back to the devil fruit illustration to find out what kind of fruit it is. Do you have any other feelings besides this?"

"Uh...I feel a little cold."

I wrapped my cloak tighter and whispered.

F○te/GO is essentially a flattering game, and the ratio of male to female players is seven to three, which directly leads to the card faces of most female characters... They are very meaty.

Five-star Assassin Jack the Ripper is no exception.This is a loli who took off her cloak and only wore a small tube top and panties!I can feel the coolness swishing under the cloak right now! ! !

To be reasonable, when watching the paper man selling meat, I still feel harmless, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to wear this dress by myself!It's really impossible to laugh it off when you spread it on yourself? !

I can't help but think of when I first got Jack. It was the first Christmas event on the national server. The final bosses of the third level were Rider Marie and Boudica. To deal with them, there are naturally female special attacks and treasure damage. Jack of odd height is best used.

At that time, when I saw my cute little Jack, with bare arms and thighs, belly and shoulders, playing the boss in the ice and snow background of the Christmas event, I couldn't bear it, so I silently switched back to the previous scene. On the face of the card, she put on a black cloak that was better than nothing.

Now, the person wearing her clothes is me...

... I silently wrapped my cloak a little tighter.

I like Jack very much, but I don't want to become Jack T∧T.

At this moment, I really want Arturia (Saber)—because the three-broken card is very tightly wrapped and wears a big shawl like a quilt, the one nicknamed "Quilt King" .

Teacher Zefa probably thought that I was fine, so he clapped his hands to indicate that the training should continue.

"Just right, since you don't know what kind of fruit ability you have obtained, let's explore it through training." He patted his upper arm, which was thicker than my waist, "After you transform, you have a knife in your hand. Attack Let me try."

"it is good!"

For me, this suggestion was exactly what I wanted. I held my knife and rushed forward without hesitation.

What?What if I hurt Teacher Zefa?

That is the black-armed Zefa, who single-handedly cultivated men including the current three admirals of the navy and more than half of the navy's high-level combat power.Level [-] Jack wanted to hurt him, but there was no door!

Sure enough, although Jack's agility was well passed on to me, allowing me to swing the knife more than ten times faster than usual, after one round of attack, it was enough for Jack to set a set of green cards in the game. I didn't even wipe off Mr. Zefa's oily skin.

Seeing Mr. Zefa's iron-bowl-sized fist was about to fall on my head, I panicked and quickly used Jack's skill [Murder in the Fog Night], which will give the user an evasion state.Thanks to this move, I narrowly escaped the punch. The backhand stabbed Mr. Zefa's neck with a knife, and of course I was dodged.

Then I was grabbed by the back of the neck by him.

...No way, [Murder in the Fog Night] can only give the user an avoidance state for one round.You can escape the first blow but not the second.

"You did a good job." Teacher Zefa shook me like a kitten, "I probably know what your fruit ability is. Cultivate it well. If you use it well, it will be a very strong ability."

"Huh?" I widened my eyes, "Do you know my fruit ability?"

No, I haven't even finished compiling it myself!

"Superman, the fruit of transformation. The user obtains the special ability of certain fantasy characters by transforming into them. I have seen people with this ability, and that guy can maintain the transformation state all day long." Speaking of this, Ze Fa frowned for some reason, "But you're still too young, it's okay to take your time."

Poop fruit... No, I mean Bianchang fruit... Ignore this name full of quirks for now, Mr. Zefa, did you say something with a lot of information as if nothing had happened?

What do you mean you have seen this kind of ability... If I didn't know that I am using the F○te/GO system, I would really believe that there is such a devil fruit in the world of Neptune!

...Wait, maybe there really is... After all, the Devil Fruit Illustrated Book is so thick, so it doesn't seem strange to have such a fruit?

Forget it, it's important to hit the snake with the stick!

"I see..." I pretended to be convinced and nodded, "Can you tell me more about this fruit?"

"Don't be lazy." Teacher Zefa seriously refused, "Even if it is the same fruit, it will have different effects depending on the person with the ability. You have to find out the method that suits you, understand?"

"Yes--"

I shrugged and lowered my head.

Teacher Zefa really deserves to be an old teacher with more than 20 years of teaching experience. This method of "I'll give you all the key points and have to recite all the questions" is really the style of a senior old teacher.

All right, I'll figure it out by myself... No, I can only figure it out on my own!Asking you about this fruit is just for the convenience of my disguise? !

I was almost taken into a ditch: "..."

Forget it, this round of battle is over, don't worry about so much, let's unload the cards first.

After quitting the fight, Jack's outfit finally disappeared from me, and I was so moved to tears holding my own Chaldean dress.

The warmth I haven't seen for a long time... My God, I finally don't have to wear those clothes that are neither elegant nor warm... Aw!

"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The severe tearing pain from all over my body made me scream, and the pain in my two arms was especially severe, as if they were no longer my own.

Teacher Zefa listened to my screams, brought me to his eyes, opened his big hands and squeezed my arms cruelly. Amidst my screams that suddenly rose two octaves, he made a merciless announcement——

"Muscle strain. Double the basic training when you go back." He squeezed and added, "Three times."

I rolled my eyes and completely lost consciousness with a bang from Duang.

God is going to kill me——!

Chapter 7 What about F○te/GO?What happened to suddenly turning into a magical girl I○ya!

"Shouldn't you explain?"

In Chaldea's personal space, I pointed the black key at the AI's neck and asked viciously.

What has this scene happened before?Yeah, I'm going to die if this damn AI doesn't trick me, I think this scene will be repeated in the future-I'm sure of that.

"Isn't this pretty good?" AI shook his QB-style big tail, "It's much easier to explain the transformation of a magical girl than the transformation of a living person. Besides, you are not Fujimaru Tachika, are you sure?" Summoning heroic spirits can be used by you? Heroic spirits are not men with swords and swords, they are obedient if they are masters. Have you forgotten the divine operation of Gilgamesh in CCC?"

As soon as it said that, I remembered it. TYPEMOON once released a game called FATE/E, I don’t remember CCC, in which there is a magic operation at the beginning of the Gilgamesh line-if you don’t use three command spells to order him to be obedient at the beginning, he will watch it You die; if you don't attack him with the key dialogue options, he will directly let you die-the point is that these dialogues don't look like death flags at all, so you don't have a save when you die!

"Wait, that's wrong!" I suddenly realized, "Gilgamesh's psychopath is not reference at all! That's the oldest middle school king!"

That's right, this neurosis is not representative at all!

"Tsk."

... Did this thing smack its tongue just now?What's up with that expression of "the child is too old to be fooled"!

The AI ​​paused and said, "Okay, let's use another example. Didn't you summon Jack before? Do you really dare to use it?"

I patted the table: "Of course I—"

... dare not.

I suddenly remembered the setting of Assassin Jack the Ripper.

Assassin job description Jack the Ripper in this world is a collection of grievances from unborn children. Her obsession is to return to her mother's womb...the way to go back...well let's say her name again—— Jack the Ripper.

...I don't want to be disembowelled at all.

I dare not I really dare not.

As if seeing through my timidity, the AI ​​snorted again.

"How many F○TE heroic spirits are easy to talk to? Think about it yourself. After summoning them, can you really command them?"

...I really can't.

I recalled those psychopaths in F○te/GO... No, I mean Heroic Spirits with personality...

For example, that Qing Ji who lied to her will definitely burn you to death...

For example, that Astolfo who directly drags you to the sky (and throws you off) as soon as your rationality evaporates...

For example, the walking [beep] [beep] [beep] Fergus...

For example, the two murderous Gilles de Rais and the Phantom of the Opera who have gone completely crazy...

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Why do you suddenly feel that not being able to summon heroic spirits is a good thing? !

Some attributes are cute on paper people, but when I get along with real people, I feel like shit, I should run away.I like sickness and evil attributes, but the premise of liking is that I don't have one around me!If so, I just want to call the police!

"Wait, wait." I tried to wake up from the ecstasy soup that the AI ​​poured into me, "Not being able to summon heroic spirits doesn't mean that I will become a heroic spirit, right? Why is it a system of F○TE/GO, but the gameplay is magic? Girl I○ya?! You are a commercial fraud!"

"This doesn't work and that doesn't work, you humans are really troublesome." The QB-faced AI rolled his eyes forcefully, "If you have the qualities of Emiya Shiro Kishinami Hakuno Fujimaru Tateka, I will definitely summon you without saying a word— — the question is do you have one?"

...I really don't.

"Then explain to me what's going on with the muscle strain." I gritted my teeth and decided to accept my fate, "Obviously Illya and Meiyu didn't have this kind of situation when they put on cards and turned into heroic spirits..."

"One of them is the Little Holy Grail and the other is the God Child. They don't have enough physical strength to make up the mana. How about you?"

Come on, I'm a piece of shit.

The AI ​​continued: "The muscle strain is because your physical fitness can't keep up with the card. Jack's attack moves are very strong and the frequency is high. It's normal for your muscles to be unable to adapt for a while. Next, just exercise more."

"...It's easy for you to say." I gritted my teeth, "Where can I get the materials and kindling that Jack needs to upgrade? A level 1 five-star card is useless, just rely on the points drawn from the friendship pool." Planting fire to raise, the end of the world, this card can't raise level 50, let alone the materials needed for the Ascension of the Spirit Foundation later."

"Ah yes, I almost forgot."

AI's soft claws tapped a few times in the air, and hula la was a pile of golden crystals that hit me on the head.I was stunned by the smashing, and before I could react, another pile of gold, silver and chess pieces, blue, red, and yellow stones, smashed down with a few walnuts and bones.

"This is the reward from your training mission for the previous three months. Take it to strengthen the card."

... I rely on you to be an angel? !

No, of course it isn't.

Because then I saw that task list.

[Complete the basic training for one day, and reward the wise fire x5]

[Complete the basic training for three days, and reward the wise fire x10]

[Complete the basic training for one week, reward the wise fierce fire x5]

[Complete the basic training for one month, reward the wise fierce fire x30]

[Complete the basic training for three months, reward the wise fierce fire x100]

[Sakaski favorability degree 1, get quantum 10]

[Sakaski favorability degree 5, get quantum 100]

[Sakaski's favorability degree is 10, and he has obtained quantum 1]

[You caused "? ? 』Attention, reward World Tree Seed x5]

[You caused "? ? 』Attention, reward fierce bone x5]

[You have caused 100 cumulative damage to Zefa, and you will be rewarded with Killing Pyroxene x5]

[You have caused a total of 1000 damage to Zefa, and you will be rewarded with the Secret Stone of Killing x5]

[You have caused a total of 10000 damage to Zefa, and you will be rewarded with Killing Magic Stone x5]

[Zefa provides 100 energy, and rewards silver chess x1]

[Zefa provides 500 energy, and rewards silver chess x10]

[Zefa provides 1000 energy, and rewards Killing Golden Chess x1]

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I was silent for a long, long time facing the task list.

"Why is there a red dog's favorability on this?!" I was very frightened, "Incest will be harmonized!!!"

The AI ​​jumped up and whipped its tail at my face: "What stupid things did you say! I won't do things that violate interstellar laws! I want you to follow the line of family love! Family love!!! Do you think that the operating system does not need energy? Open more family and friendship lines so that you can cheat, you idiot!!!”

I covered my face: "Do you think that Chinu guy has a family line to leave? He looks like a face that will kill his relatives righteously at any time!"

The AI ​​jumped off my face and grunted grimly.

"That depends on your own ability."

"You really are still a demon."

I sigh.Forget it, I'm used to it too... [cross out] The devil who got used to it in less than seven chapters sounds miserable no matter what [cross out].

"I can still understand the cumulative damage. After all, I have been training with Teacher Zefa for three months. It is not surprising that the accumulated damage is so high... But what is the energy?"

The black technology of the QB family can transform human emotions into energy. I know this, but why do they extract energy from Zefa?Is his mood fluctuating so much? Why didn't I see it?

"Each world has its own laws and regulations. We cannot directly extract the emotions of the residents of other worlds. We can only collect them through you as a medium. Although I don't know why, when Zefa saw your transformation today, he suddenly felt that You caused a lot of emotional fluctuations, and when confirming your so-called fruit ability, he directly contributed up to 1000 energy points."

"Don't you know why?" I looked at it suspiciously.

"Your human emotions are the most unpredictable variable." The QB-faced AI tilted his head, "It's very difficult to quantify, and exploring the cause of the change is like salvaging a seed in your huge sea of ​​consciousness. , This is really beyond the limit of my computing power.”

"Okay..." I glanced at the task again, "That caught the attention of the '??'... Who is the '??'? Why do you look so uneasy..."

"That can only be unlocked by meeting certain conditions. Have you played Chapter 1.5 of F○te/GO? It is similar to the assassin in the city that never sleeps and the archer in Shinjuku. It can be unlocked after you clear the corresponding story. gone."

I looked at it suspiciously: "...how do I feel that you are playing with me?"

It said lightly: "How could that be?"

You fucking must be playing me!

... Forget it, I can't do anything about it playing with me.

I resolutely abandoned this white demon of the same type as QB, and ran to strengthen the card with a lot of enthusiasm.No matter what, get Jack to the brink first... at least activate her second skill [Erasure of Information].

As a lolicon, listening to the sweet "wow~thank you~" from the cute little loli when she was leveling up... really made me happy physically and mentally, and even the exhaustion during training was swept away.

Jack's break requires only 5 kill-level silver chess pieces, and I am very happy to strengthen this card to level 60.He hesitated for a while holding the remaining seed fire, and resolutely cast all of them on Luna.

Even if I can't use this card yet, people must have dreams!What is the difference between no dream and salted fish!

I returned to reality from the space of consciousness, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a guy who terrified me.

... Akainu why are you here? !

"I heard you ate a devil fruit?"

The man pulled the brim of his hat, and his tone was quite deep.

"Changing fruit... It's not a weak ability in the superhuman department. Gloria, let me see your current level."

I stared at Akainu's big iron bowl fist and widened my eyes.

Dad, I call you Dad!Please don't look like this! ! !

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If Wailing works for Akainu, many pirates will not have to die.

So, after three months of training under Mr. Zefa, I was sent to the hospital by Akainu again.

Three months of military training is still effective, at least I did not enter the ICU this time.

With three limbs broken, I was lying on the bed with a plaster cast. While eating the apple peeled by the nurse, I smiled and watched the big beauty domestic violence red dog.

The sound of the hardcover "Encyclopedia of Skin Diseases" as thick as three bricks hitting the head of Akainu is really pleasant to the ear.

Continuous, continuous ups and downs, intertwined with the sound of me gnawing apples, playing the most pleasing symphony in the world.

Mom, I call you "Mom" from the bottom of my heart—hit harder, make it louder!