[Comprehensive] BE saves the world

Whoever has milk is a mother will be punished.

I realize this.

I'm sorry, mom and dad, I will always be your daughter, and I will never call anyone else's dad and mom except you QAQ.

As for why I suddenly had such a painful realization...

After the beauty finished beating up the red dog that day, the two of them rarely sat down and had a long talk.

Akainu said: As a man, as an admiral of the navy, I want to save face. You slap me in the face at every turn, so that the colleagues in the Navy headquarters can see... Do you want to save my face?

(↑↑↑For the sake of Akakenu's face, the original words that are too straight are omitted here, everyone just understands the spirit.)

After hearing this, the big beauty would have jumped up to beat up Akainu again if the three hardcover books in her hand hadn't been smashed to pieces.It was Lieutenant General He who came to get the medicine at the side and grabbed the beauty, and stopped the Eighteenth Company of Quality that she was about to blurt out.

I bet fifty cents, if it wasn't for Lieutenant General Crane to mediate, let alone a long talk, with General Akainu's level of a straight man, they wouldn't quarrel so much that the beauty would hug me back to my mother's house and count me as the loser.

Lieutenant General Crane is really a talent. First, he criticized and educated Admiral Akainu's overly Showa training method ("Do you think your daughter is Karp? The rough skin and thick flesh can withstand your training like that."), and then he was soft-spoken Appease the big beauty who was about to explode (“Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, men are all idiots and ignorant, let me tell him for you.”).

Lieutenant Admiral Crane is a veteran of the same period as Lieutenant General Karp and Marshal of the Warring States Period, and is one of the decision-makers of the navy. Although he is a lieutenant general, his status in the world is not inferior to that of General Zefa who has trained countless naval generals.Since she opened her mouth, no matter whether it is the red dog or the beautiful woman, she has to give the old man a face.

"As for you, Sakaski, don't blame your wife for always beating you. Look at what you did. Yes, you are doing it for the good of your daughter. You want to make her stronger and have the ability to settle down. This is Good intentions, you want to train her, and your wife and daughter have no objection."

Lieutenant General He glanced at me as he spoke, which made her rub her eyebrows unbearably.

"But you have to have a limit. Whatever age you do, Gloria's age is not suitable for your level of training-I know you don't want her to be lazy, but look at her small arms and legs, Can it stand up to your fists? Zefa also fought her, but he was just playing with the child, you are serious, look, what will the child become after you are serious?"

The big beauty was sitting on the side. After hearing this, she couldn't help but want to interrupt. As soon as she opened her mouth, tears flowed down her face.

"I don't know how many times I've told him this since he trained Liya, but he never listened, always thinking that I was too spoiled for the child... (Lieutenant General He handed her a stack of tissues) But Is this me spoiling the child? Leah was born by me, and I worked so hard to raise her so big, which woman can still sit still seeing her child being beaten like this? He only beat the child three months ago In the intensive care unit, I told him well at the time, don’t do this again, don’t do this again, and today he came again—you said, which mother can bear it?”

Lieutenant General He also sighed, and patted the big beauty's hand.

"Although I don't have children, I can understand your feelings. Well, let me talk about Sakaski. Try to make him realize his mistakes, okay?"

Admiral Akainu froze when the great beauty started to cry. Hearing this, he pulled the brim of his hat, as if he wanted to say that he was not wrong, but in the end he held back.

"You didn't take care of the child like this, Sakaski." Lieutenant General He sighed again, "I won't say any bad words, but if you continue like this, even I will support your wife to divorce you and take away the child I can't bear to look at such a small child. How about you go to Zefa to learn how to teach children. When Gloria is discharged from the hospital, you can take two days off and have fun with her Play, learn how to be a father. Just take a stroll in Marlin Vanduo and Chambord, the child is so old, you haven't played with her once, have you?"

As soon as this remark came out, let alone the red dog, even I, who was eating melon seeds with AI, froze.

No!Just let me watch this family drama in peace, okay?Why did you suddenly pull me into the play? !I don't want to hang out with Akainu! !What kind of horror movie is this! ! !

Probably because the panic on my face was too obvious, Lieutenant General Crane's voice paused, and he couldn't help but reached out and patted General Akainu on the shoulder.

"Look, the child was frightened when he heard that he was going to go out with you. You are too incompetent as a father. If you don't hurry up and improve, it will be too late to save the child when he grows up."

——You know I'm terrified! ?Take that red dog away!Please put this dangerous item away at your Navy Headquarters and don't let him wander around outside!Don't even get close to me, an innocent little poor man!I'm still a kid! ! !

Admiral Akainu looked back at me, the distance was too far and the brim of his hat was pulled too low, I really couldn't see what was in his eyes.Anyway, he was silent for a moment, then nodded.

"I see."

What do you know about you? !If you know I'm scared, stay away from me! !I don't want to hang out with volcanoes! ! !

——Again, if you have milk, your mother will be punished.In the same way, it would be bad luck to recognize the father casually.

Three weeks later, Admiral Akainu and I stood alone at the entrance of the Amusement Park in Chambord. I silently glanced at the signboard of the amusement park, and then at the man next to him exuding low pressure. This world has no place for me.

Because this is a one-day trip to promote the relationship between father and daughter, the great beauty did not follow Lieutenant General Crane's suggestion ("If you are here, the child will only rely on you, and Sakaski will habitually leave everything behind. It’s pointless to push it to you.”)——Lieutenant General He, I remember you!

I originally hoped that the navy was busy with affairs, and the workaholic Akainu would never spare time. He could only let me go if he didn’t ask for leave (how I wish he would let me go!)... However, things didn’t go as planned, Marshal Sengoku After hearing the whole story, he gave him a vacation without hesitation. To be more precise, he was forced to give him a vacation.Even Akainu's work was pushed to Aokiji ("Kuzan, since Sakaski's wife is going to divorce him and his daughter will deny him, you should be less lazy.") —Warring States, can you stop being so enthusiastic about your subordinates’ family affairs? !

And Aokiji, a slacker who is famous for fishing in the headquarters, is also Akainu's deadly enemy. I thought he would never agree to take over.Unexpectedly, after Aokiji took a look at the scratches on Akainu's face, he nodded——Aokiji, I misread you! ! !

To sum up, Akainu actually invited me to fake, and I don’t know whose advice I listened to. Really TNND took me to the Shampoo Land to play.

This world must be unreal... This red dog is fake... Who wrote this fan story? I'm going to her comment area to blame her for OOC! ! !

With a demonic expression on my face, I went all the way from Marin Vanduo to Chambord with Akainu, and I didn't recover until I stood at the gate of the amusement park.

"...Do you want to go in?"

General Akainu held the ticket bought to him by God knows whether it was a subordinate or Vice Admiral Crane, and asked hesitantly.

It took me a while to realize that he was asking me. Seeing Admiral Akainu frowning and wondering if he was angry, my whole body trembled and I nodded desperately.

"Okay, okay! Let's go in!"

My whole body was stiff, and I was about to walk into the amusement park with the same hands and feet, but a few brats rushed out of nowhere, and ran past me laughing and joking, running too fast and bumping into me, making me stumble Reeling, or a hand grabbed my arm from the side to prevent me from falling to the ground.An unhappy male voice came from beside me, and stopped those brats who wanted to run away.

"Don't run around in public, and apologize if you bump into someone. Didn't your family teach that?"

I froze with the bear kid.The big hand holding me has a slightly higher heat than ordinary people, probably because of his fruit ability.I recalled the scene in the theatrical version where Akainu was angry, and the arm resting on the armrest directly burned the seat into black smoke, and I immediately shivered in sync with the bear children.

"Yes, sorry!"

The brats yelled this sentence in unison, and then ran away together.To be honest, I wanted to run too, but Admiral Akainu didn't intend to let go of the hand that was holding my arm, so I could only freeze in place, looking enviously at the brats who had escaped.

Probably because he felt my stiffness, Akainu also stiffened. After a moment of silence, he finally let go of my arm. Before I could catch my breath, that big hand grabbed mine again.

"There are too many people, don't get lost."

Under my unbelievable gaze, Admiral Akainu pulled the brim of his hat with his other free hand, and explained something unnaturally.

...So which fandom's Akainu is this? There is no end to OOC! Hey! ! ! ! !

With a hopeless expression on my face, I followed Akainu into the amusement park.

Was that what Portgas D. Ace felt when he went to the guillotine?I'm sorry, dear friends, I'm a useless person... I'll leave it to you to save the world... I can only go so far...

When I was thinking about whether to sing "Flower of Hope ~ Connecting Bonds ~" and then shout "Don't stop" as my last words, suddenly a chuckle came from behind us.

"No way, Sakaski, in vain, the old man even bought tickets to the amusement park for you, but you put on a face like this and brought a child to play, you can only frighten her? No, no, no, Sakaski You can't do that."

A big yellow thing circled in front of us. The person who came was about the height of Akainu. I looked up until my neck was sore to see his face.Black curly hair, brown sunglasses, yellow striped suit (even the tie is yellow, what the hell kind of taste is that), an expression that makes people want to punch, and this tune of nine twists and eighteen bends... …Yeah, I know who this is.

General Huang Yuan, you still buy tickets for others? !I misread you three generals! ! !

Chapter 9 Parent-child day trip to the amusement park with Admiral Akainu... What kind of death penalty scene is this.

Today is the day when I change my opinion of the three admirals of the navy.

Have you ever seen Aokiji take over for others?

Have you ever seen a red dog in an amusement park?

Have you ever seen the yellow monkey guide the red dog how to go to the amusement park?

I saw them all today.

From the moment General Huang Yuan took out the ticket, I couldn't control my expression.When he followed us into the amusement park with a shameless face, my expression completely collapsed.

I didn't say, General Huang Yuan, at least you should block that gloating expression on your face?General Akainu's face is super black, I seem to see that his right arm is elementalized? !

I beg you!Go outside and fight!There are innocent people here - especially your daughter and me!Weak!helpless!Poor again!

Probably because he finally remembered that his daughter was a war scum, General Akainu raised his hand and lowered the brim of his hat, in order to take back the elementalization.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and finally thought about going to see the amusement park in front of me.

To put aside the time when I used to write third-person Mary Su fans, I can write a 500-word description of the scenery of this amusement park, from the angle of the sun shining into the amusement park, to the gloss on the bubble film, and then to the amusement park The laughter and the flow of people in the park...In short, Thomas turned 1800 degrees to describe in an all-round way, trying to portray the joy and dream of this amusement park.

But I'm not writing fandom now!Let us omit those gorgeous words and complex rhetoric!

When I saw this amusement park, there were only three sentences left in my mind——

so big!

so beautiful!

It’s so scary, the yellow monkey is fine, Akainu, you are out of place in this amusement park————

I don't think Akainu is suitable for this scene.Really, standing here makes people dance.

Although he didn't wear a navy coat, he was wearing a dark red suit, showing his muscular shoulders and neck and large tattoos from the open neckline, coupled with his overly serious aura that seemed like a volcano that could erupt at any time...

Well, if he wasn't wearing a navy cap, he would look more bandit than a pirate.In this dreamy, cute, fairy-tale amusement park... er...

Is this a new posture for public execution... Just by looking at it, I feel like my CPU is going to be burnt.

It is also full of disobedience, I would rather stand here now is a beautiful girl in twelve singles.

As if thinking that this scene wasn't embarrassing enough, Huang Yuan turned around and bought two Chambord specialty bubble balloons from the big bear doll next to him, one for me and one tied to Akainu's arm.It was too beautiful to look at—I felt like my head would explode after watching it.

Your sinister intentions are really obvious, General Huang Yuan.Do you just want to see Akainu make a fool of yourself?

After these rounds of stimulation, I felt that my tolerance had improved qualitatively, as if I had cultivated into an indestructible body.

Isn't it just that Akainu is going to an amusement park, and it's not that Lu Fei is visiting a kiln, calm down, calm down, and control his facial expressions - the yellow monkey is still watching the fun by the side, it is enough for Akainu to lose face alone, I Don't you want to lose face?

So I became more and more paralyzed, and while following the yellow monkey red dog to the amusement park, I silently recited ancient poems in my heart.

The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone... This is unlucky, so change it.

He looked up to the sky laughing and went out, and crawled back with a disheveled face... Bah!It is "I am from Penghao"!Forget it, this sentence is not in line with the current situation, change it!

With my blood...cough coughcough...I smile to the sky from the sidelines, to save my heart and gall in Kunlun!right!This is finally right!Fits my current state of mind!

Next to me, the QB AI shook its big fluffy tail and let out a long sigh.

... What is the pity in your sigh? !

But right now is not a good time to ask questions, I can only keep my mouth shut and follow Akainu and the others inside - I refuse to hold hands, I don't want to lose my little paw yet.

Under Huang Yuan's suggestion, we took the most popular item in the amusement park - the bubble roller coaster - as the first stop.

To be honest, as soon as I saw that series of giant turns, I felt a bad premonition in my heart.I glanced at the yellow monkey who was waiting to see the show, and then at the impatient red dog... I made a cross on my chest, and with a tragic determination, I sat on the roller coaster with a slumped face.

Ten seconds later, Akainu looked at me with a paralyzed face and howled like ghosts and wolves.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

It's not that I haven't ridden a roller coaster, I've also ridden the 80-meter vertical roller coaster in Chang○ Paradise!But Neptune deserves to be a high-risk world besieged by demons—it feels completely different, doesn't it? ! ! !

When I got off the roller coaster, I felt that my health bar had bottomed out.However, the test did not end here. Kizaru then dragged us to play on the merry-go-round, euphemistically saying that the roller coaster just now was too exciting, so "play an event that little girls like to relax"-you should look at Akainu's Face? !Only you can relax with that face! !

I kept looking at Akainu with a "◎д◎" expression throughout the whole process. To be honest, a strong man over three meters with a black face and gnashing his teeth was sitting on a small merry-go-round. This scene is really horrifying. I feel a bit of joy, but since I don't have the strength of the yellow ape, I can't leave the scene at any time at the speed of light, so this scene is nothing but horror for me.

When I used to write novels, I liked to use a plot, that is, if the pain lasts for too long, people will become numb—like dysmenorrhea after an hour, how can people become numb (cross out)——the stimulation comes too frequently , people will be numb.

This is how it is now, when Kizaru took Akainu and me to sit in the rotating coffee cup, I maintained a calm (numb) expression, thinking, after experiencing so many stimuli, no matter what happens next, I will not let me shocked.

I'm wrong.

Why didn't anyone tell me this f*ck was a bumper car? !And why did you two hit each other with bumper cars? !You are all in your 40s!Add up to almost 90 years old!Why do you still use bumper cars to decide the winner like a primary school student! ! !

Most importantly, did you two admirals forget that there are ordinary people here before you fight?

Especially me sitting in your coffee cup Akainu!

I!Fight the five scum!Still a kid! ! !

... Anyway, by the time the two admirals stopped because the bumper car was scrapped, I was pretty much a dead dog.

Seeing me paralyzed on the bench like a salted fish completely dehydrated, Huang Yuan had a rare conscience—or rather, he didn’t want to take a magma meteor punch in the amusement park—and said that he would go to the next infirmary to buy some motion sickness medicine back.Then it turned into a ray of light and disappeared from our sight.

Admiral Akainu pulled the brim of his hat and cleared his throat.

"Gloria, don't move here, I'm going to buy you an ice cream."

Like a dead dog, I could only move my jaw weakly, reluctantly expressing my agreement.

Probably seeing me like this, and knowing that I don't have the energy to run around, Akainu left with confidence.

What none of us expected was that I was abducted as soon as Akainu turned his head to buy an ice cream.

I!Actually!quilt!Kidnapped? !