[Comprehensive] There are always big guys who covet my abilities

The car restarted, and this time I sat on the back seat and played with my phone quietly. If I had known that I would have tied Dazai to the co-pilot from the beginning, I wouldn't have to listen to him yelling halfway.

Dazai was strangled by the seat belt and couldn't move. A plaintive voice came to me: "Zhi Yin-chan, can you loosen my seat belt? I don't want to stay with this stinky slug."

Zhongyuan pinched the steering wheel and whined: "Shut up Dazai!"

I flipped through a dynamic and answered Dazai without raising my head: "As long as you let go, you won't harass me again."

"This is not harassment, it's an interaction of love...an interaction of love!" Dazai emphasized very firmly.

"Then you should still be tied up." I was speechless, Dazai is simply the top king in the hands of the dead.

"But this is so uncomfortable...I feel like I'm about to be strangled." Dazai's voice gradually turned weak and pitiful.

I was unmoved at all, and after looking around but couldn't find what I wanted to gossip about, I looked up at Dazai's black hair exposed on the seat and said to him: "Isn't it just right... being strangled to death is just right." Follow your wish to die."

The top of Dazai's furry head moved and his tone was a bit embarrassed: "But... I don't want this kind of painful death, I just want to be with you, Zhiyin-chan."

Nakahara cast a glance at Dazai: "Aoji, stop saying such strange things to Hasegawa!"

Dazai looked at Nakahara with dissatisfaction: "You disgusting slug!"

Zhong Yuan: "Do you want me to crush your neck!"

Dazai cast a playful glance at Nakahara and moved his bound hands uncomfortably: "Before you crush my neck, I might be strangled to death by the seat belt tied by Zhiyinjiang~"

Zhong Yuan: "Then you die quickly!"

I:"...……"

The car stopped at the gate of the community, I opened the door and got out of the car and looked at Zhong Yuan who was walking towards me. This is a suitable time to break up: "Thank you for taking care of me during this time, if it weren't for you to take care of me, my foot injury would not be healed so fast."

Zhongyuan understood what I meant and stroked the brim of his hat, looking at me with a complicated look: "It's nothing..."

Dazai, who didn't know how to untie the restraint, opened the car door and walked to the gentleman in front of me: "I'll take you home, even a wounded girl in the community is not safe."

I looked at Dazai who was talking nonsense with his eyes open and said helplessly, "No, I'll just go back by myself."

"As a gentleman, how can I let Zhiyin sauce you... slug, let me go!" Dazai struggled hard when he was strangled by Nakahara in the middle of speaking.

Nakahara tightened Dazai's arm and said to me: "I will take good care of this blue fin. After you get home, go to bed early. If you have any troubles, please feel free to contact me."

I looked at Zhong Yuan gratefully. He really deserved to be an upright and gentlemanly young man: "I see, goodbye."

After waving slightly to him, I turned around and walked into the gate of the community amidst Dazai's dissatisfied wailing.

When I took out the key and was about to open the door, I looked at the cake box at the door with some doubts, squatted down and picked up the small note clipped on it.

[Happy Birthday Zhiyinjiang ~ Guess who gave it to you?That’s right—it’s the most important person in your heart. Since I can’t enter your house without your permission, I can only put it at the door. Don’t dislike it~] Turn it over and look at the back of the note It is a capitalized threat [If you dare to disappoint Mr. Dazai, I will tear you apart! 】

Seeing this, I knew who sent it. I picked up the cake and opened the door, walked to the living room and put the cake on the coffee table.

I went back to the room and put the gift from Osamu Dazai in the small drawer under the table, then turned around and went to the bathroom to wash up. I had no intention of opening the gift from him. On the contrary, I thought it would be better not to open it.

After coming out of the bathroom, I dried my hair half-dried, opened the glass door and stood on the edge of the balcony railing looking up at the dark night sky. Even if there are no stars, I still want to make a wish: "I hope..."

Just at the beginning, I felt something falling from the top of my head, and I jumped to the side and quickly dodged it.

"Bang!" The moment I stepped away, a large black storage bag hit the place where I was standing just now.

I looked at the thing that had just fallen vigilantly. There was a whimpering sound from the bag, and then it wriggled like a caterpillar. After a while, a head came out of it. When I saw who it was, I fell silent, Zhong Yuan Didn't you say you'd like him?Why is it here? !

Dazai looked around first, and when he saw me, a surprised expression appeared on his face: "Zhiyin-chan, what a coincidence, I can even meet you by jumping off a building and committing suicide. Sure enough, our fate is destined by heaven."

I looked at Dazai who was crawling out of the storage bag with a headache: "Why are you here?"

Dazai got up and patted the non-existent dust on his body and explained to me: "I wanted to commit suicide by jumping from the top of this building, but I didn't expect to land on the balcony of your house, Zhiyinjiang."

Looking at Dazai at this time, I feel a little tired saying such words to deceive ghosts!Pointing to the black storage bag on the ground: "Then why are you dressed like this? Didn't Zhongyuan say he would take a fancy to you?"

"The slug's words... I was called away by the leader's phone, so I was left to fend for myself," Dazai's words seemed to be perfunctory to me, he picked up the storage bag on the ground and handed it to me, brown The brown eyes glowed with a strange color in the night sky, "Open it and have a look, there are surprises inside~"

I looked at the storage bag and flatly rejected him: "No."

Dazai looked at me for a while, and after confirming that I would not open it, his brown eyes gradually lost their brilliance. He opened the storage bag with a little helplessness and took out the king crab that was tied up in front of him: "How is it? This is where I go. It’s fresh from the seafood market, and it’s still bubbling.”

"Why did you give me the king crab? And it fell off the roof and is still alive. Its vitality is really tenacious." I looked at the king crab tied like a rice dumpling, and at the same time I was relieved. I thought it was some kind of trick. props.

Dazai took off the king crab that was blocking his face, and tilted his head cutely, as if he was a little distressed: "Because I know Zhiyin Jiang, you like to eat king crab, and because of me, you didn't have a good dinner... you have to Make some compensation."

Hearing his words, I drew a row of black lines on my head and complained helplessly: "If you don't ruin my dinner, don't you have to make compensation?"

General Dazai stretched out the king crab in front of me again and said, "But I don't want to see you eating with that slug. After all, Zhiyin-chan, you are my property."

"Do you want me to throw you down now to satisfy your regret of not dying after jumping off the building just now?" Dazai's words made my head pop up. There are objects!

Dazai shook his head like a rattle: "No, I just want to have dinner with you, Chiyin-chan. By the way, I also like eating crabs~!"

Looking at the huge and fat king crab in his hand, after thinking about it, he finally decided to keep the crab: "It's none of my business whether you like crabs or not, and I don't want to have dinner with you! Hurry up and send the king crab to someone else." Crab down and jump off the balcony!"

Dazai took two steps back in disbelief and said sadly: "It's too much! Could it be that I'm not as good as a crab in your heart?" A smug expression appeared on his face as if thinking of something, "By the way, Zhiyinjiang Can you cook crabs? I can’t cook other dishes, but I’m definitely good at crabs~”

Me: "..." I really wanted to punch his proud face.

Dazai looked at the king crab in his hand with a smile on his face, determined to win: "How about it? Would you like to invite me to have a cup of tea at home and have dinner together?"

I pretended to be calm and said, "I'm not such a greedy person."

Dazai blinked his eyes: "But if you don't eat it, I will throw this king crab off the balcony and fall to nothing. It's bad behavior to waste delicious food. Do you have the heart to waste it, Chiyin-chan?"

I:"……..."

After a long while, I was still defeated and looked at Dazai weakly: "Leave immediately after eating the crabs!"

"No problem!" Hearing my compromise, a happy little flower appeared all over Dazai's body, he opened the glass door and walked into my room, I quickly followed him.

Dazai passed through my room and arrived at the living room without squinting. He looked around and walked towards the kitchen. He said to me as he walked, "Chiyin-chan, wait a minute. I'll make the king crab in a while."

I leaned against the kitchen door with some disbelief and watched Dazai clean up the king crabs. It seemed that he was quite skillful: "You really know how to cook crabs?"

Dazai turned his head to look at me and said with a rare seriousness: "This is the only dish that can be eaten, you go out and wait... I will be shy if you keep staring at me here."

I curled my lips and ignored his prank, turned around, walked to the dining table, sat down and picked up the phone to look.

Dazai came out of the kitchen after a while, and he clapped his hands under my puzzled eyes: "Let's do something important while steaming the king crab~"

Me: "Are you out of your mind again or do you want to be beaten again?"

"Don't get it wrong," Dazai walked to the coffee table and lifted the cake on the dining table to open it. "The important thing I'm talking about is making a wish. Girls celebrate their birthdays like this."

I stared at the strawberry cake in front of me for a while and picked up the knife: "It's already agreed, it can be cut."

"No!" Dazai took the knife from my hand and preached to me in dissatisfaction, "You should make a romantic wish like a girl."

I:"……..."

Dazai put a candle in the middle of the cake and lit it, then turned off the light in the living room. The whole room was instantly dark, only the faint candlelight in front of me dispelled the darkness in front of me.

I stared blankly at the candlelight in front of me. Even Yazhi would light candles to make a wish for me on my birthday. I have never lit candlelight in the dark like now.

This palpable warmth made me feel a little shy, until a hand shook slightly in front of me to regain my mind, and Dazai asked me with a hint of tenderness in his voice: "Why is there such an expression, could it be... Are you moved by me?"

My eyes shifted from the candlelight to Dazai's face, his face illuminated by the candlelight was slightly flushed, and the light in his brown eyes that were not tied by bandages flickered, giving me the illusion that he was watching me tenderly at this moment.

The author has something to say: Nakahara was indeed called away by Mori Ogai’s phone call. Before he left, he tied Dazai into a mummy with a rope and hung it from the ceiling, but Dazai, the Yokohama lock-picking king, did not call for nothing. It was effortless. I broke free from my shackles and went to the seafood market...