[Comprehensive] There are always big guys who covet my abilities

Dazai swallowed the crab meat with a satisfied face, pointed to the crab legs in my hand, and said, "Drink the seasoning with Zhiyin sauce, I want to eat it with seasoning."

Me: "..." This is really self-defeating, you must force me to beat someone on my birthday!

"Crack!" With a snap of my fingers, I broke the crab leg and threw it on the table. Finally, I couldn't control the anger in my heart, and I looked at Dazai with a gloomy expression: "Do you want to die?!"

Dazai looked at the crab legs I threw on the table with regret, and then looked at me with a trace of shyness and shyness on his face: "It will be an honor in my life if I die in love with you, Zhiyin sauce."

I stood up with my head bursting with blue veins, and I was about to raise my leg to kick him, but there was a person faster than me, and Nakahara, who was opposite me, kicked Dazai's chair over, and the chair shattered into pieces with a howl. Gravity red light flashed all over his body.

I looked at Zhong Yuan who was full of anger with some doubts. I was a little surprised that I was the one who should have kicked Dazai. Why did he have a bigger reaction than me? Seeing how he looks like now, he is going to eat people.

Standing not far away, the hem of Dazai's windbreaker drew a slight arc on his calf due to the back jump just now, he patted his chest and muttered: "It's too dangerous, fortunately I can move fast," and then looked at him dissatisfied. Nakahara: "Chuya, it's impolite to suddenly interrupt someone's flirting~"

Me: "..." Bastard Dazai... you really should die!

"Flirting?" The two words were almost squeezed out between teeth, and Zhongyuan clenched his fists and legs and rushed towards Dazai, "Stop joking! You are only worthy of flirting with female ghosts in hell!"

Dazai jumped back to avoid Zhongyuan and swept towards his legs, looking like he was able to handle Zhongyuan's attack with ease: "That's why I invited Zhiyin sauce to die in love with me, so that we can live happily in Santuchuan. "

"She won't die in love with you," Zhong Yuan seemed to run away when he heard this sentence, "because I will crush you here today!"

"You're not her, how do you know she can't?" Dazai stepped back and jumped to the side of the band who was stunned to watch them fight, grabbed the violin bow from a musician's hand, and taught him a lesson like a teacher who is dissatisfied with his students Nakahara, "If Chuya... only uses violence to solve problems, I really worry for your future girlfriend whether she will be subjected to your domestic violence!"

Nakahara's fists were clenched, "What stupid things are you talking about, Dazai! How could I do anything to my other half!"

Dazai helplessly stretched out his bow and drew a semi-circular arc in the air, "It doesn't matter what I say, normal girls will have this kind of worry when they see your vicious look."

Zhongyuan stopped his preparations, stood on the spot and thought about this question seriously, and looked at Dazai with some doubts: "Do you really have such a mentality?"

Dazai nodded sincerely: "I won't lie to you about this matter. If you don't believe me, you can ask Zhiyinchan." Dazai looked at me and his expression gradually turned into pity, "Look... You froze with fear."

Me: "..." My heart is so tired... Dazai, which eye of yours saw me, was frightened and froze!

Zhong Yuan turned his head to look at me as if hesitating, then pouted his lips in displeasure, turned back and narrowed his eyes and looked at Dazai warningly: "Then you should stop doing things to seek beating, and it won't be so easy next time I will spare you!"

Dazai nodded obediently and agreed: "Hey, I understand," and then stared at Zhong Yuan suspiciously, "You stopped so easily, Chuya, don't you have someone you like?"

Zhong Yuan turned to me with disdain and came to answer him: "It's none of your business!"

Me: "..." No, you are too easy to deceive, Zhong Yuan, aren't you?Sure enough, the result of fighting against Dazai is being played around by him.

He looked at Dazai who was standing in the distance smiling, and then looked at Nakahara who was getting closer and closer with a troubled expression on his face. He said in one step: "I've already eaten, this dinner will be over here."

Zhong Yuan rubbed his forehead with a headache and looked at me hesitant to speak, and finally pointed to the food on the table with a complicated expression: "But you haven't touched the food that was delivered."

Indeed, from the beginning to now, I only ate a small piece of steak, and my stomach is not even half full, but looking at the current situation, if I continue to eat this meal, I am afraid that this restaurant will be demolished by these two great gods: "I have already I'm full, it's getting late now, and I should go home."

Dazai walked up to Zhongyuan and raised one hand and assured me with a serious face: "Just now I just wanted to play a joke on you, Zhiyinjiang, and then you can rest assured that I will not disturb your meal anymore. You have to eat when you come. Go back when you're full."

"No need, I'm really full." No matter how earnestly Dazai assured me, I still have an attitude of mistrust towards him, after all, this guy's instability is too high.

After hearing what I said, Dazai's face collapsed and he looked at me with a slightly sad look: "Miyin-chan, is that why you don't believe me?"

I nodded seriously without hesitation: "I really don't trust you."

Dazai took a few steps back in disbelief, the expression on his face was so painful that he collapsed: "Zhiyinchan, your words are simply torture that makes my life worse than death."

Me: "..." I just quietly watched your performance

Nakahara glanced at Dazai with disdain and taunted him: "If your annoying green fin leaves here, she can eat without any worries."

As soon as Nakahara finished speaking, Dazai returned to his normal expression. He raised his hand and shook his finger at Nakahara: "This is impossible, because I want to protect Chiyin-chan and prevent Chuya, you playboy, from doing anything bad."

Zhongyuan's face darkened and he waved his fist at Dazai, gnashing his teeth as he watched Dazai back away from the fist wind: "What kind of playboy?! Talking nonsense...you really want to die, Qingji!"

I sighed helplessly. Sure enough, when Dazai was around, Zhongyuan would be extremely irrational. I looked at Zhongyuan who was glaring at Dazai and thanked him: "Thank you, Zhongyuan, for celebrating my birthday. I am very happy today."

Zhong Yuan's expression gradually changed from anger to awkwardness: "It's nothing...just be happy." The last sentence was barely audible.

Dazai leaned forward and pointed at himself, looked at me expectantly and asked, "Then what about me?"

Looking at Dazai, I don’t know why, although the expression on his face since he came in is happy or playing tricks, but I always feel that he is not happy. Forget it, it’s the person who gave me a gift on my birthday. It’s okay to thank him The big deal: "Thank you for the gift you gave me, too."

Dazai didn't seem to expect me to answer him like this, he stared blankly at me and blinked: "It's too foul, Zhiyin-chan, I won't be able to let you go like this."

My head was full of black lines: "You should go to the roof and jump off the building to commit suicide."

Dazai said with a willful face, "I don't want to~ I'm worried about you, Chiyin-chan."

I:"...……"

Zhong Yuan took the hat from the manager and put it on his head and looked at me: "I'll take you home."

"I'm sorry to trouble you." I took the lead and turned around to walk towards the stairs. When I went down the stairs, I looked at the manager with a pale face and couldn't help feeling sympathetic to him. It was probably a catastrophe for his career to encounter such a thing.

Walking out of the restaurant door, the waiter handed the car keys to Zhong Yuan, Dazai opened the car door first and invited me: "Zhiyinjiang, how about sitting in the back seat with me?"

Zhong Yuan uttered a pair of words with patience and anger: "Don't you have a car yourself? Why do you want to take mine?"

Dazai took it for granted: "Because my car crashed into a utility pole on the way here and was scrapped, don't you have the heart to watch me walk back on foot?"

Zhong Yuan: "Then it's really unfair that you didn't die"

Dazai: "It's too much!"

Seeing them like this, I walked helplessly to the co-pilot, opened the car door and sat in, while Dazai was kicked into the back seat by Nakahara.

The next thing I knew after the engine started was that putting Dazai in the back seat was my punishment.

Dazai clasped his hands on the two front seats respectively, poked his head into the middle of the two seats and complained to me dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you sit in the back seat with me, Chiyin-chan?"

I was perfunctory while looking at my phone: "No one stipulates that I have to sit in the back seat."

"But," Dazai stretched his head forward again and half of his body was about to run to the front, "When we first met, I was sitting in the back seat with you, Chiyin-chan. Where are your hands?"

"It's the wrist." After correcting him, I closed the phone helplessly. I turned around and pressed his head with one hand and pushed him back to the back seat. "And that time I didn't do it voluntarily."

Dazai puffed up his steamed bun face, rubbed his head and made an unreasonable request: "I still want to hold Zhiyinjiang's hand."

"It's better to have fewer dreams." I gave Osamu Dazai a blank look, turned to sit in front of me, and turned on my phone to look at Naoko's circle of friends, hoping to gossip about the progress of her confession to Kise.

Undeterred, Dazai picked it up again: "Zhiyinjiang, this year's cherry blossoms have already fallen, how about we go to see the cherry blossoms together next year?"

I glanced at him: "Are you going to live until next year?"

Dazai thought for a while: "If I don't die next year, will you go to enjoy the cherry blossoms with me?"

"No." I answered simply and neatly, I would only go with Masaharu for things like cherry blossom viewing.

Dazai stared at me for a while and then showed a mysterious smile: "You will definitely enjoy the cherry blossoms with me, I am very accurate in prophecy."

I:"……..."

After turning a corner in the car, Zhong Yuan gave Dazai a vicious glance: "Qingfin, don't say anything strange, go back to your seat and sit down!"

Dazai glanced at Zhongyuan dissatisfied: "Slugs just need to concentrate on driving. As for my personal affairs with Zhiyinjiang, you'd better not get involved."

A vein popped out of Zhong Yuan's head: "Do you want me to throw you down now?!"

I looked at Zhong Yuan to interrupt the quarrel between the two of them: "Can I stop the car, please?"

Zhong Yuan looked at me in a daze, but he parked the car on the side of the road according to my wishes and asked me, "Is there anything I want to buy or do?"

"No," I shook my head and added, "I want to change seats with Dazai."

After getting out of the car, he opened the rear door and forced Dazai with rejection written all over his face into the co-pilot, then sat in the back seat and leaned over to the front seat to pull up the seat belt, strangled Dazai's neck and fixed him on the seat, Clapping his hands in a good mood, he said to Zhong Yuan, "Okay, now we can go."