I woke up with an egg

Teacher Yi Ya is really strict.

Xie Yun didn't even have time to surf the Internet on his mobile phone.

In order to live up to Yi Ya's pure and unpretentious knife, Xie Yun has been practicing knife skills for a long time, until he felt sick, from cutting potatoes into strips, to cutting tofu into shreds, and even more amazing is tofu It's still fat tofu, just like pudding, it breaks when you touch it.

Yi Ya began to teach Xie Yun how to cook after he had discarded an unknown number of pieces of tofu.

Zhao Gongming saw that Xie Yun practiced sword skills so hard that he couldn't even lift his wrist, so he interceded with Yi Ya: "After all, he is still a mortal now, so he doesn't have to be so strict, right?"

Yi Ya, who was originally stern in front of Xie Yun and looked like Xie Yun was an idiot, looked like a different fairy in front of Zhao Gongming. He couldn't hide his excitement and said to Zhao Gongming: "He is a good young man. It took more than ten years to practice this hand, and he only has two weeks, and he is already decent."

"Of course I didn't pass it on when I was a human. Now that I have met such a good seedling, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I'm afraid that he will be complacent these days, so I'm forcing myself to keep a straight face."

After all, it is a human being who becomes immortal, although Yi Ya doesn't say it on the surface, but in his heart he still hopes to have an apprentice who is better than blue and better than blue.

Someone passed on his skills, and Yi Ya was as happy as a dog weighing more than 100 catties.

"High savvy!" Yi Ya summed up Xie Yun in three words.

Zhao Gongming: "...I thought you hated him."

The oppressive force made it seem like Xie Yun was his father-killing enemy.

Yi Ya laughed until his teeth were exposed, but he still said, "Don't tell him, or he should be complacent. The road to school is already difficult, and if he doesn't get his mind right, he's just a waste."

Zhao Gongming's expression was complicated: "All right."

Nowadays, it is popular in the human world to encourage teaching, but Yi Ya is the only one who still sticks to the old way, which is to smash the self-confidence and self-esteem of the disciples into scum.

Xie Yun, who ate shallots dressed as tofu shreds for two weeks in a row, felt that every time he hiccupped, his mouth would smell of scallions and tofu, and he was in pain.

I never thought being a chef would be so difficult.

He can hardly even lift his chopsticks now.

Yi Ya was still on the sidelines, sneering and sarcastic: "Only by suffering and suffering can one become a master."

Xie Yun wanted to cry but had no tears: "Yes, teacher."

Yi Ya was satisfied, and still said grimly with a cold face: "Don't think that you are doing so well, you are just a piece of trash."

Xie Yun was used to Yi Ya's DISS, and said with a deadpan expression: "I know."

Yi Ya: "Are you dissatisfied?"

Xie Yun: "Admit it, I am especially admirable!"

What should I do if I don't accept being boiled by Yi Ya?Yi Ya has this experience, even his own son can cook, let alone him.

Yi Ya: "Your knife skills are barely noticeable. I'll teach you how to cook from tomorrow."

Finally, it was today. Xie Yun endured the pain in his wrist and poured the rice into his mouth. There were still a few grains of rice on the corner of his mouth, but he said enthusiastically, "I think it's ok now."

Yi Ya looked at him a few more times, and the corners of his lips that were about to twitch were suppressed when Yi Ya realized it: "Then come with me."

The seasonings have been prepared, the pot has been made, and the kitchen utensils and ingredients are all available.

Yi Ya first cooked a dish, which was his most famous Tibetan sheep with fish belly. He just wanted to show Xie Yun his ability as a master.

At that time, the relationship between master and apprentice was like father and son, and a master was like a father.

The way he looks at Xie Yun now is the way he looks at his son.

——Although being his son didn't seem to end well.

When the Tibetan sheep with fish belly was served in front of Xie Yun, Xie Yun felt that this dish was actually a bit low-value. It looked unpretentious and didn't have much seasoning on it, but it didn't smell fishy at all, and it had a delicate fragrance.

Obviously there is no smell of fragrance, but the saliva in Xie Yun's mouth has been secreting.

"Let's eat." Yi Ya said.

Xie Yun stretched out his chopsticks, picked up some fish meat, dipped it in the soup on the bottom of the plate, and put it on the tip of his tongue.

The moment he touched his tongue, Xie Yun's eyes widened, his mind went blank, and there was only one big word "Fresh!".

Fresh to the bone marrow.

All flavors are expelled from the brain, only this one word stands.

He even forgot to shut his mouth, the bit of fish was on his tongue, which made him think that it was a blasphemy to this piece of fish in the blink of an eye.

After a few more seconds, Xie Yun swallowed the piece of fish.

This feeling is hard to describe. For a second, he felt that if he could eat such a piece of fish in his life, it would be worth it even if he died.

To die without regret.

Seeing Xie Yun staring at the dish of Tibetan sheep with fish belly, Yi Ya smiled reservedly: "You study hard, and you can cook it in the future."

Xie Yun raised his head, the expression on his face was unpredictable. He looked at Yi Ya and said with admiration: "Teacher! You are so good! I want to learn how to cook!"

Yi Ya nodded, his eyes shone with joy.

He waited for the young man in front of him to overtake him.

But of course Yi Ya couldn't teach Xie Yun difficult dishes as soon as he came up.

They started with stir-fried greens with minimal seasoning.

Green vegetables should be picked fresh from the ground on the same day, and the time from picking to cooking should not exceed one hour. This hour should be washed, and the moisture should be controlled. The vegetables should not be sprayed with pesticides.

"When I came here, I found out that you didn't reclaim the farmland." The air pressure on Yi Ya's body dropped a lot, "Male character, work hard on the field, how can you call yourself a man if you don't have a field?"

Xie Yun: "..."

This TM is also OK?

Yi Ya shook his head: "For the sake of you being my disciple, I have dug out the fields."

Xie Yun was stunned: "Where did you open the land? You can't open the land around here randomly!"

Yi Ya looked at Xie Yun reproachfully: "Although I haven't been in the human world for a long time, I still know the rules of the human world. Of course I didn't open up wasteland. What I opened was the garden in the middle of the hotel and the weeds all over the place. I don't know why you Leave so many places unused."

Xie Yun: "Wait... you are talking about a garden, right?"

Although it's all weeds, it's true, but their job is to garden!

Even if you can play a guest role as a vegetable garden, you can't directly become a vegetable garden, right?

People also have artificial ponds - although there is no water.

Small wooden bridge - can be crossed in one step.

Expensive trees imported from abroad - no one takes care of them and grows indiscriminately.

But it is a garden after all!

Is it plausible that a hotel has no garden but only a vegetable garden?

How to convince customers that they are a decent hotel?

"What kind of garden do you want?" Yi Ya frowned, "It's not practical!"

Xie Yun: "When you served Duke Huan of Qi, your life was not too embarrassing, right?"

Yi Ya glared at Xie Yun: "After you experience it, you will know the joy of farming."

Xie Yun pointed to his nose: "Do you want me to grow it myself?"

Yi Ya yelled: "Why are you talking so much nonsense?! If you don't like it, you will get it! You trash!"

Xie Yun's volume instantly became smaller, and the little daughter-in-law said, "It's not impossible to plant."

Yi Ya snorted: "In the past, for a disciple like you, I would have broken your leg long ago!"

"Lazy and greedy, the only advantage is flattering."

Xie Yun refused: "I'm not flattering, it's called flattering."

Yi Ya stared: "Is there a difference?"

Xie Yun: "Be more aggressive."

"And I'm not lazy." Xie Yun argued, "I've been farming the land for so long."

Yi Ya sneered: "Who can clean the floor? But cooking, especially cooking that can be praised by everyone is not for everyone."

Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment, as if it was true.

So Xie Yun, who was limped by being fooled, started to take care of the vegetable field opened by Yi Ya during the interval between learning to cook. His trouser legs were full of mud, sweat on his forehead, and mud on his face. Now Xie Yun looks like A perfect peasant.

During these days when Xie Yun was suffering, he didn't have time to go online, and of course he didn't know the current situation of the photo they took together.

Chen Ling didn't expect that the influence would be so strong. She originally wanted to attract a little popularity to the website. After all, the traffic that COS photos can attract is relatively limited, and now the popular ones are all well-known COS with many works, basically Have several years of experience.

And the COS photos can make people P's mother not know, wigs, color contact lenses, heavy makeup, the photos are so good-looking.

It is not that simple to stand out from the encirclement.

But compared to the first set of photos, this time there is only this one photo, but the response is really too great.

Probably because of the last incident, this time they just posted the photo on Weibo, Jiang Bairong, a speculator who didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the eagle, reposted it as soon as he confiscated the money, not only Jiang Bairong, but also many others All the big Vs in the COS circle have turned.

This time Chen Ling remembered to advertise.

"The model is not a cosplayer, but the owner of a hotel and his friends. The hotel business is not very good. If you have time, you can go and stay for a while. It is on Qingyun Mountain. There is a Tongtian Tower on the top of the mountain, and it is environmentally friendly. It’s very good, the mountain is not open to traffic, the air is not polluted, it’s suitable to take the family to live, the price is cheap, super cost-effective, and there is such a handsome little brother.”

There is also a positioning screen below.

"It's amazing, it's not professional, but is this hotel a philatelic hotel? How could there be so many handsome guys? It's still cheap? I don't believe it. I'm afraid they lied to us, and the consumption is all sky-high."

"I didn't dare to go, I'd better lick it online, I have a fear of going out, and the fat house makes me happy."

"A bunch of cowards, I'm going! Go home if you don't take a few pictures of me."

"Is there a group? I don't believe that real people are so good-looking. I'm going to expose the truth about their PS."

"I would like to ask if it is possible to invite them during the comic exhibition. The comic exhibition is still two months away, and I am looking forward to it. I hope the ladies and sisters on the website can give us a surprise at the comic exhibition."

"I found it! The boss's name is Xie Yun, which sounds nice too."

"Anyone going there together? We made an appointment this week, and I happen to be in this city too."

"Come, come, let's form a group."

……

This group of tourists—the beautiful girls from the sightseeing hotel staff came here in a team on a weekend. They are all in the same city, with more than 20 people. There is also a team leader. The team leader is a Two-dimensional girl wearing a Lolita skirt. He also wears a lace headdress, looks very good, has a round and fleshy face, and is painted with exquisite makeup. He has a very good appearance and is considered a celebrity in the circle.

The girls who came with her were all gangsters, some were delicate pig girls, and some were plain-faced.

Many people looked sideways on the road.

Because it doesn’t look like a group, but they are talking and laughing, the girls are young, the most youthful and invincible age, and the voice is very sweet and clear, the young boys watched them go up the mountain, and they didn’t realize it until their friends reminded them I even forgot to go up and ask for a WeChat ID.

Chen Meng was also dumbfounded. The hotel became quiet again after more than a dozen people came last time. There were no customers for a month, but this time it was just a group of people. She rubbed the back of her head and felt that the hotel might be about to change luck, no Know if your salary will go up.

The team leader is Yang Fei, her voice is a natural loli, and her voice will be bone-crunching when she speaks.

"There are 26 of us." Yang Fei said, "I want a single room."

The girl behind also stuck out her head: "We want a double room here."

"I want a single room too."

Chen Meng made an internal call to Xie Yun and asked Xie Yun to help.

So——Xie Yun, who was farming and covered in mud, decided to let Zhao Gongming, who was more flexible and talkative, help.

Zhao Gongming didn't refuse either, he thought it was quite interesting.

After all, Zhao Gongming is the God of Wealth, and he has a great affinity. As soon as he appeared in the lobby, the girls couldn't take their eyes off him.

"Really, real person!"

"Fuck! Why does it look better than the photo?"

"It's worth the trip!"

The girls whispered, and Zhao Gongming walked to the front desk with a smile on his face to help Chen Meng.

"I want to open a single room." A girl dressed as lolita handed over her ID card.

Zhao Gongming took it with a smile. When he saw the ID card, he was stunned for a moment. He was facing a human race, and Zhao Gongming didn't use his power. He looked at the girl's neck.

Seeing Zhao Gongming's expression, the girl blushed a little, and explained in a low voice, "I'm Yaoniang."

Zhao Gongming didn't understand, he nodded: "Wait, I'll open a room for you."

The girl nodded, and now her neck and ears were red, and the little sister next to her elbowed her waist and smiled at her winkingly.

The girl pursed her lips tightly, but the smile still leaked out involuntarily.

Every girl hopes that her lover will be handsome, gentle and considerate. These indicators are very popular.

And Zhao Gongming perfectly meets every indicator.

Xie Yun had also washed up at this time, changed his clothes and came out, there were not enough service staff, so he had to take these girls to their rooms.

He had cleaned the floor on the first floor before, and he was going to take care of the second floor after a while. The hotel was short of staff, so he could ask Zhao Gongming for help, but Nezha Yi Ya and Sister Ma couldn’t be moved. These great gods have a big temper.

"Another one!"

"I like the old version better, he looks super amorous."

"Those eyes are perfect, it's the first time I've seen real peach blossom eyes."

"Hey, I don't want to leave at all, I want to stay here forever."

"Come here, stop talking."

Standing in front of a group of girls, Xie Yun said with a smile: "Whoever has the room card comes with me."

The room on the first floor uses a room card, and the other is the key. If it weren't for being too poor, Xie Yun really wanted to remodel this hotel from the inside out.

Just like this, what customers can it attract?

Only the price is cheap.

After leading the girls to find the room, Xie Yun rubbed his wrists. Although he was tired, he was still very excited.

At the same time, I feel that Brother Zhao is indeed the best among so many gods. He has no requirements, doesn't like playing games, and doesn't have much obsession with TV, so he can't be better.

Zhao Gongming stood at the front desk for the first time, feeling quite strange, he looked at the computer for a few seconds, then turned his head and said to Xie Yun: "Brother Yun, buy me a computer."

Xie Yun: "..." Instantly slapped her in the face.

"Okay." Xie Yun is still very generous. Second-hand computers are not expensive, especially second-hand assembled desktops. The original price is not high.

Zhao Gongming smiled: "Brother Yun is not very stingy."

Xie Yun: "No, Brother Zhao, do you think I'm stingy?"

Zhao Gongming said he slipped his mouth, so he showed an awkward yet polite smile, and changed the subject: "I'll go see what Suixing is doing."

Xie Yun defended himself: "I'm not picky, how can I pick even if I don't have any money? You have to be rich if you're picky, okay?"

Zhao Gongming has gone far away at this time.

Xie Yun sighed, and when he was about to go to the kitchen to continue contacting, the door of the hotel was pushed open. At this time, there were only Xie Yun and Chen Meng in the hall, and it was very quiet, so the sound of pushing the door was very clear, with a creak, some Harsh.

Another guest?what a good day today

Xie Yun turned his head with a smile on his face.

A couple walked in, a group of elderly couples, who looked to be at least seventy years old, with snow-white hair and wrinkled faces, but their bodies were still strong, otherwise it would be impossible to come to the hotel, judging from their clothes It can be seen that their life is not considered rich, and the grandmother has no decorations on her body, just an ordinary rural couple.

Xie Yun went up to meet her: "Grandpa and grandma, are you staying at the hotel?"

The old man was holding a cane, the corners of his mouth drooped, his eyelids couldn't be lifted, and he looked listless: "Yeah."

The old man's body didn't look as strong as the old woman's, so Xie Yun helped him to the front desk, and after the room was opened, he helped him to the room.

The old lady said on the side: "He can't eat anymore, and he doesn't eat meat. He only eats a la carte leaves every day. His energy is getting worse every day. Today he said he would come to the mountains for a walk."

When the old grandma said this, she had a frowning face, obviously knowing that her wife's time had come.

In fact, when people are old, they all know that they will not live long, but they all hope that they can walk ahead of their wives.

Otherwise, the children are so busy at work now, and the one who will die later will not know how to spend a few years alone.

The old lady also scolded: "He has no conscience."

Xie Yun smiled. He looks like the old man, and he said with a very cute expression: "The food in our hotel is delicious, maybe grandpa likes it? They are all fresh vegetables and meat. If you want to eat, just tell me. Free today."

The old grandma's eyes lit up when she heard it was free: "Really?"

Xie Yun nodded: "It's very true."

Grandma is happy.

In fact, they can't eat much, but they always want to try the free ones.

Xie Yun clenched his fists and after practicing for so long, it was finally time for him to show his skills.

The author has something to say: Yi Ya: Is it delicious?

Xie Yun (with flashing eyes)

Nezha: Don't be so exaggerated, it's not a small Chinese master, and the dishes here don't shine.