I woke up with an egg

"Thank you, thank you." Chen Ling grabbed Xie Yun's hand, said thank you a lot, and was still apologizing, "It was my negligence for not putting the hotel up. It works well."

Having already taken other people's money, Xie Yun shook his head with a good-tempered smile: "It's nothing, it's all trivial."

Ahhhhhhh, money slipped through the fingers again, obviously left the God of Wealth and right Fuxing, why is life so poor and difficult?

Chen Ling was a little embarrassed, and she blushed a little: "We are going to strike while the iron is hot and make another set, this time we will definitely not forget it."

Xie Yun asked curiously: "What are you shooting this time?"

Chen Ling: "Let's take a cosplay of mythical characters. Recently, the popularity of traditional mythology has increased a lot. We are going to take a look and see if we can use it as a facade. This time we will add money, [-] per person. Can the prince also come? ah?"

They stayed in the hotel for three days and even got to know Nezha.

"Okay." Xie Yun waved his hand and said with a very bossy air, "Let us cosplay what?"

As long as you have money, let alone pretending to be a gay, it doesn't matter even if you really become a gay. Can mortals not bend their waists for five buckets of rice?

The smile on Chen Ling's face was very sincere: "The prince can cosplay Nezha, right? Brother Zhao cosplays Little White Dragon, Xunxin cosplays the Great Sage, boss you cosplay... um... you cosplay Jade Emperor."

Xie Yun: "...No, it's easy to say before, I cos the Jade Emperor?"

Chen Ling nodded, her face full of nympho: "The strongest domineering president in the Three Realms."

Sui Xing, who was laughing and listening beside him, said, "Although the Jade Emperor is the Lord of Heaven, he is not the strongest in the Three Realms." As for Sui Xing who is the president, he doesn't know.

Chen Ling looked at Suixing in surprise: "Really?"

Sui Xing nodded: "The Jade Emperor is called Haotian Great, and the Jade Emperor is you... It is the nickname given to him by our human race, and the Tianting where Emperor Haotian sits is the second Tianting, and the first Tianting is the Yaozu." Establish, the demon emperor is Di Jun."

Chen Ling: "...Who is Di Jun?"

She just wanted to catch the heat!

Suixing: "Emperor Jun's body is a three-legged Golden Crow, and his younger brother Donghuang Taiyi is the No. Di Jun is the Demon Emperor, and Tai Yi is the Eastern Emperor."

"...Hmm." Chen Ling half understood, "Then who is more domineering?"

Sui Xing: "..."

The human race really has no awe at all now!

How does he know who is more domineering!

Chen Ling made a final decision: "Then boss, you can cosplay Dijun! The demon emperor."

Xie Yun didn't know anyway, when he thought of the 8000 yuan he was about to buy, he felt like he was flying in the clouds.

Let him COS Emperor Haotian is still a bit awkward, after all, he is still sitting firmly in the court of heaven, he still needs to have a little sense of awe, maybe one day he will become an immortal and become a courtier of Emperor Haotian, and he will be turned out to be the black man of COS Emperor History is not good.

As for Di Jun...

Anyway, it's the ex, even if they become immortals, there won't be any intersection.

There is no need to have psychological pressure.

Nezha, who learned that he was going to cosplay, had a white and tender face, with a look of disbelief: "Ask me to pretend to be myself?"

Is this a joke?

Xie Yun said solemnly: "Prince, no one knows your real body except us now. You know that mortals are ignorant and ignorant. You urgently need you to educate them with your glorious and great image!"

Nezha looked contemptuous: "You mean to let me sell my face?"

oops!It was seen!

Xie Yun's face was not flushed, his heart was not beating, and he was almost talking nonsense: "Look at me, I am forced to pretend to be Emperor Jun."

Now Nezha's expression is not contemptuous and sneering, it's like eating shit: "Are you going to pretend to be Emperor Jun?"

Xie Yun was a little proud: "Yes, after all, Di Jun is the most overbearing president in the Three Realms."

Doesn't this mean that he also has the aura of a domineering president?

Nezha: "...just as long as you are happy."

"I don't know if Di Jun is handsome or not." Xie Yun thought for a while, "Anyway, the gods can pinch their own faces, and it's hard to think whether they are handsome or not."

The moment this sentence came out, Xie Yun shut up.

its not right!He is a man, no matter whether the demon emperor is handsome or ugly, he blames Chen Ling and the others for being too deeply influenced during this period.

Nezha: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, stop messing around in front of the golden egg, or you will have good fruit to eat in the future."

Xie Yun was silent. He thought that this was probably because Nezha was worried about Jindan's prenatal education. Jindan didn't know what breed it was. In short, it seemed to have self-consciousness since birth. He could understand everything and was full of energy. When basking in the sun, he will not move. Once the sky is overcast, he will try to find someone to play with.

Fortunately, both Zhao Gongming and Suixing like the golden egg, and they don't dislike the golden egg as an egg, and they can walk around with such a heavy golden egg.

Sure enough, the child follows the father, and the golden egg is as lovable as himself.

When Suixing was cosplaying the Great Sage, he was still a little embarrassed. He asked Zhao Gongming in a low voice: "The Great Sage shouldn't care about ordinary things now, right?"

Zhao Gongming shrugged his shoulders. He is the most relaxed. He pretends to be Little White Dragon. Little White Dragon has a good temper. He will never get angry over these trivial things. Maybe he will be happy because he has more fans. Zhao Gongming said: "The Great Sage Now picketing evil things in the world, there should be no time to deal with them."

Sui Xing heaved a sigh of relief, stroked his golden hair, and sighed: "Just because my hair is golden, let me play the role of the Great Sage, but the Great Sage's hair is brown."

"Hush!" Zhao Gongming quickly covered Sui Xing's mouth, "But no one dares to say that the Great Sage is brown-haired."

Suixing: "...Why, isn't this the truth?"

Zhao Gongming: "Hey, can you go and tell the Great Sage, Great Sage, your mane looks quite stylish?"

Sui Xing: "..."

The reason why the great sage is famous in the Three Realms is because he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Even if he became a god, he would fight against the Buddha. His golden cudgel is not a vegetarian. Isn't beating them the same as beating cockroaches?Even Yang Jian, the number one general in Tianting, was only a draw with the Great Sage.

When taking pictures, Chen Ling didn't dare to let them hug each other. Although she is an atheist, she still dared not let the gods have sex. After all, Tianting would kill even heterosexuals, let alone homosexuals.

"Then what." Chen Ling said, "That's it, don't move, we will shoot."

This is in the same picture, they are not close to each other, Sui Xing is sitting on a tree, wearing a pair of dark brown trousers, nothing on the upper body, showing strong but not exaggerated muscles.

His blond hair was scratched back with hairspray, revealing his delicate and handsome facial features, probably because of his sitting posture, he was really a bit rebellious, and his eyes were wearing golden colored contact lenses, which made him look a bit more adult among the little boys Male sex appeal.

Zhao Gongming was sitting under the tree. He was wearing a white suit, and his black hair was slightly long, draped over his shoulders. He was looking up at the year star on the tree, and he seemed to say in a second, "Brother, master was caught by a monster again!" gone!"

But his brows and eyes are gentle, and his facial features are picturesque, which is completely responsible for the appearance in Journey to the West.

On the left side of the screen, a man in a black robe sat beside a stone table under the tree. His long hair was tied up by a dark red hair rope, and a pair of peach blossom eyes looked at the camera. In a second, he will laugh, with a seductive smile on his lips.

Standing on the stone table was a boy in a small pink suit. His hair was tied into two little braids by a red hair rope. His face was as white as jade, his skin was flawless, his lips were bright red, and there was a little cinnabar mole between his eyebrows. He is so small, but he can be seen from the photos that he seems to be out of the mortal world.

Looking at the photos displayed by the SLR without any post-processing, Chen Ling couldn't help swallowing.

Her little sisters were no better off.

This kind of four-faced outfit is unexpectedly exciting!Simply the finishing touch!

"That's it! Post it! Post it now! Do you have a computer? Just adjust the color and post it, no need for post-production!" Chen Ling made a decision, "If this photo is not popular, I will eat this camera!"

Xie Yun leaned over while taking out the wig and asked, "How about it, are you still working?"

Chen Ling gave Xie Yun a thumbs up, her teeth were exposed when she smiled: "You just wait for the fire."

"It doesn't matter if I'm popular or not." Xie Yun said quickly, "It's just that the hotel is not very popular and there are not many guests."

Chen Ling understood: "I will definitely advertise you like crazy this time. When our website becomes profitable in the future, I hope you can still take pictures. We will discuss the price at that time."

They have already spent their budget, but fortunately, the website has traffic now, and yesterday's single-day pageviews have exceeded [-]—although it is counted as repeated clicks from an IP, but compared to the previous days when the daily average was less than [-] , which is enough to make them sleepless at night with excitement.

Before leaving, Chen Ling also asked Xie Yun to register a Weibo account: "We can close each other, and then I will directly push your hotel, and then add your Weibo, and the fans will be attracted to you Go, you can introduce the hotel."

Xie Yun actually rarely reads Weibo, but his mobile phone has downloaded this favorite. He registered a Weibo with his mobile phone number.

Weibo name is: Hotel owner Xie Yun.

Chen Ling: "Well, it's more official, it's okay, it looks very formal."

Xie Yun didn't feel it himself, it's so straightforward, he helped carry some equipment and sent the girls down the mountain.

"Come here often! When the time comes, we will upgrade our equipment! The floor must be cleaner than it is now." Xie Yun watched them leave on the bus, waving and yelling.

The girls are also very enthusiastic: "You must come here often, boss, take care! You must remember to take care of your skin! Don't get acne! You need to use hand cream! Boss's eyelashes are so long, you must take good care of them!"

Xie Yun: "..."

Xie Yun climbed up the mountain again. It is estimated that he walked [-] steps today. Fortunately, he is young and physically strong. If someone is older, he will be paralyzed here.

When Xie Yun was sitting on the stone on the side of the road to rest his feet, he suddenly found a strange light falling from the sky, and the falling direction happened to be in the direction of his hotel.

This light is invisible to the naked eye of mortals.

Xie Yun narrowed his eyes, thumped his legs, and continued to walk along the narrow path.

When will there be a road here that can at least drive electric cars?

It is said to protect the natural ecological environment and cultural relics.

In fact, it is picking, right?

Could it be that there are some great immortals coming?

It is really difficult for his small temple to accommodate so many great immortals.

Xie Yun was standing at the entrance of the hotel. He really had the urge to turn around and run away. Even if he went to a tea house to serve dishes, he wouldn’t be so poor, but it was an impulse after all. He thought of the 8000 yuan he had just earned, and took a deep breath. Opened the hotel door and walked in.

A young man in a black suit with a gloomy demeanor and bangs that almost covered his eyes was standing in the middle of the hotel lobby.His whole body seemed to be shrouded in a cloud of black smoke, and because he couldn't see his face clearly, it made people feel even more gloomy.

Xie Yun touched the goose bumps on his arms, and felt that there was a cold air without the air conditioner turned on.

Who is this?

Fortunately, Suixing came out at this time, and he was still accompanied by Sister Ma. Sister Ma was not in the hotel recently. She caused disasters to others, but it was also determined by destiny. Those people should be poor, so she will be by their side Follow—but this kind of event that requires her real self to act in person will have a great impact.

For example, the family of the rich and powerful for several generations or more than a dozen generations.

For example, it was her turn to be the top three richest man in the province.

"Yi Ya was also found?" Sister Ma was taken aback, and looked at Suixing, "Did you find it?"

Suixing nodded, looking very well-behaved: "Brother Yun said that the hotel can't afford a cook."

Not far away, Yi Ya snorted, and said grimly: "I have limited time, if it wasn't for the request of the year star, I wouldn't come."

Sui Xing waved to Xie Yun: "Brother Yun, come here."

How do you feel like you've been sold?

Xie Yun strode over and was led by Sui Xing to Yi Ya's side: "This is Yi Ya, the master chef."

Xie Yun was ignorant and ignorant, and he didn't know who the God of Cooking was. To be precise, he didn't know any of the immortals in the Heavenly Court except for those who were particularly famous.

Suixing took Yi Ya to the room and let Yi Ya get acquainted with the hotel and the hotel kitchen first.

Xie Yuncai asked Sister Ma cautiously: "Sister Ma, what is the deed of the God of Cooking? The more famous one."

Sister Ma thought for a while: "In the spring and Autumn period, Yi Ya served Duke Huan of Qi. Duke Huan of Qi said that he ate meat all over the world, but he had never eaten human flesh. Yi Ya killed his four-year-old son and made meat for Qi. Duke Huan."

Xie Yun: "...No, my own son can do it?"

"Speaking of which, although his fairy product is not very good, he is very good at cooking. He is the ancestor of cooks." Sister Ma said, "He is also good at food therapy. How much have you learned? Now the world is full of problems and problems. You can be cured."

"So awesome?" Xie Yun has very complicated feelings about Yi Ya.

By the way, why can a person who kills his own child become a fairy?

Sister Ma saw Xie Yun's question, and said in a low voice: "The cooks of later generations enshrined him as the patriarch, and he became a fairy. Therefore, the characters are created, and fish and sheep are fresh."

Yi Ya was visiting the kitchen at this time. He looked at the knives first, then the condiments, and touched the kitchen utensils upside down. His face looked even more sinister, and his whole body exuded the air of "don't get close to strangers" field.

Xie Yun came to Yi Ya's side with the brewed tea, enduring the toothache, and asked cautiously, "Master Yi Ya, what do you think?"

Yi Ya was still holding a kitchen knife in his hand, Xie Yun couldn't see his eyes, but he could see the corners of his mouth taunting: "Are you going to use this knife to cut vegetables?"

Xie Yun: "To tell you the truth, I have never cooked. This is the first time. This knife is left by the previous chef. If you are not satisfied, I will buy a new one."

Yi Ya: "Oh."

Xie Yun: "..."

"A good knife does not touch the mundane world, and it does not have the aura of smoke and fire in the mundane world." Yi Ya said, "You should first find a good sword before becoming my apprentice."

After finishing speaking, Yi Ya quickly ran to Zhao Gongming's side, and said in a more lively tone, "Brother Zhao, let's go play chess, the superior finally approved me as a fake."

What the hell!

Xie Yun wanted to cry bitterly, he couldn't understand at all.

What is a knife without the smoke and fire of the mundane world.

Could it be that Yi Ya despises these knives as coquettish and sluts, not extraordinary enough?

Xie Yun could only ask Nezha for help. He held the golden egg and winked at Nezha. What is the dignity of a man? !No more!

"Prince, I can only beg you!" Xie Yun kept Nezha's thigh, "If I can learn how to cook, I can make the hotel guests come like a cloud, and you can buy better game consoles. Speaking of game consoles, I can also buy VR game equipment for you, and I will make a room for you to play games."

Nezha lowered his head and looked at Xie Yun's tears forced out of the corner of his eyes: "Shame."

Xie Yun was stunned, is it easy for him!At first, I thought that running a hotel was for immortality, but looking at it now, let alone becoming immortal, whether food and clothing can be solved is a problem, and I have to pay the front desk girl and cleaning aunt, and I have to take the more than 8000 yuan I earned It is not enough to pay wages and water, electricity and electricity.

Xie Yun was dejected and stopped talking.

Probably because Xie Yun was really pitiful, Nezha sighed: "Forget it, I will help you."

After saying this, Nezha stretched out his hand, and a pure and unaffected lotus flower was born in the palm of his hand. The lotus turned in Nezha's palm, and a burst of white light made Xie Yun close his eyes unconsciously.

When Xie Yun opened it again, the lotus flower in Nezha's hand disappeared, and what appeared in his hand was a kitchen knife.

It is said to be a kitchen knife, but I don’t know that it is made of iron. It is more like porcelain.

Xie Yun took the kitchen knife excitedly: "Thank you, Nezha."

Nezha's eyes turned sideways: "A little bit of backbone! Look at the golden egg!"

Xie Yun looked down at the golden egg in his arms, and the golden egg rubbed Xie Yun's chin, feeling very well-behaved, Xie Yun looked at Nezha inexplicably: "Does the golden egg have backbone?"

Neither!

Ever since she knew that Zhao Gongming would take a bath for herself, Jindan has been very attached to Zhao Gongming recently.

Nezha took a deep breath: "Get out!"

Xie Yun: "Okay, take your time to rest."

Just when Xie Yun was about to leave the room, Nezha suddenly said behind his back: "Don't forget my VR game console and game house!"

Xie Yun staggered and almost fell.

Xie Yun put the kitchen knife made of lotus flowers in front of Yi Ya. Yi Ya's hand holding the chess trembled, and his expression was incredible. Looking at Xie Yun with envy and hatred: "Where did you get this knife?"

Xie Yun said unconsciously, "God Nezha gave it to me."

Yi Ya looked at the handsome face with peach eyes in front of him, did Nezha eat this trick?

He seriously considered whether he could cheat a knife from Nezha by making himself look better.

Nezha who is playing a game: "Why do you feel your ears are a little itchy?"