I woke up with an egg

The last few days have been cloudy, and it is rare to have a good day. The sky is clear and there is hardly a cloud.

Taiyi was lying on the bed watching a TV series - recommended by Zhao Gongming, a love story with a fairy background, Taiyi watched it with gusto, chewing bubble gum in his mouth.

Just when Tai Yi found out that he had watched the last episode and his heart collapsed, someone knocked on the door.

Tai took a look at the TV, and after making sure there was no next episode, he closed it and walked to the door. As soon as he opened the door, it turned out to be his brother who had been reluctant to leave recently.

"What's the matter?" Tai Yi asked strangely, Di Jun hadn't looked for him for a long time.

Di Jun asked blankly, "Where is Xuanshi?"

Tai Yi wondered: "Didn't you think the Xuanshi is flashy and useless, so you just threw it away?"

A trace of confusion appeared on Di Jun's face, and the translation would be "Hey, is there? When? I don't remember."

"Where's the spirit iron?" Di Jun asked again.

Tai Yi looked helpless: "Back then you thought it was not good to put the spirit iron in the palace, so you threw it away together with the black stone."

The Nine Heavens Profound Stone Spirit Iron was born and cultivated for tens of thousands of years, and it is extremely precious. Unfortunately, although it is precious, it is of no use to Di Jun and Tai Yi, except for decorating the palace, it is basically useless.

"Why are you asking this?" Tai Yi asked suspiciously. He looked up and down at his brother who couldn't express his emotions, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, "You took that black jade comb, right?"

Tai whispered, "If you don't take the other handful of purple jade, you must take the black jade, it's stingy."

Dijun and Taiyi stared blankly: "The black jade and purple jade are all mine, am I stingy?"

Tai Yi rolled his eyes to the sky: "I don't know who said it back then, I just take whatever is in his palace."

Di Jun was not ashamed at all: "You also know that it was back then, and today is different."

Taichi: "..."

Di Jun: "You have been single for tens of thousands of years, and it's useless to ask for a black jade comb. Let's find a partner first."

After Di Jun flew away from the window, Tai Yi sat down again and was dazed for a while.

Just now, his brother was actually showing off, right?right?

"Have you seen Yao Jun?" Xie Yun hadn't seen Yao Jun for a whole day, and asked Tai Yi holding the golden egg and the little egg. If there is anyone in the hotel who can know Di Jun's movements, it is probably only Tai Yi. up.

In terms of cultivation base, Tai Yi's cultivation base is higher than that of Di Jun, after all, he was No. 1 among saints back then.

Tai Yi shook his head: "It is estimated that he has returned to the Heavenly Court. He has something to do when he goes back, and it will take some time before he comes back."

He had guessed what Dijun was going to do. Xuanshi and Lingtie were hard to come by, and he probably went back to the sky to find them. These two things had to be refined by Taishang Laojun, and he didn't know what Dijun should do. Convince Taishang Laojun.

All things in the world bow their heads in front of the Supreme Lord, and Di Jun is afraid that he will suffer a lot.

"Who did you go to?" Xie Yun asked curiously.

Tai Yi: "I guess I've gone to find the Taishang Laojun."

Xie Yun remembered the TV series he had watched before, and became interested: "The one with the white beard who makes alchemy all day long?"

Taiyi smiled and said: "You are talking about Taibai Jinxing, Taishang Laojun is the ancestor of Taoism, born before the Sanqing Dynasty, also called Taishang Daozu, who is always in charge of all methods."

Xie Yun was confused when he heard it. He didn't know Taoism very well, so he could only nod stupidly.

What did Di Jun go to see Taishang Laojun for?

For a man as big as Taishang Laojun, did Di Jun ask him?

"By the way, my brother isn't here. Isn't it tiring for you to take care of the child alone?" Tai Yi asked with burning eyes.

Xie Yun shook his head honestly: "Jindan and Xiaodan are both well-behaved, and there is nothing special that needs to be taken care of. They don't even need to change their diapers. There is no child who is more trouble-free than them."

Xiao Dan shouted: "Sen thing!"

Xie Yun said with a smile: "The TV drama Xiao Dan watched recently has a Beijing flavor, and now he speaks with a different voice."

It's very natural, anyway, it's more natural than Xie Yun's own imitation.

Taiyi smiled and said, "I know you don't want everyone to worry. It must be tiring to take care of the children. In this way, if I help you, you will have time to do other things."

Xie Yun quickly said: "I'm not tired, besides, my own child, it's okay to be tired."

Taiyi: "I'm afraid that you'll be sick from exhaustion, and my brother will come back and beat me up. Go and rest, I'll take care of the golden egg and the little egg."

Saying that, Taiyi smiled and hugged the golden egg and the little egg into his arms with gentle movements.

Xie Yun: "..."

Wo Ri, Taiyi wants to be a father, is he crazy?

Taiyi still teased Jindan: "Jindan, do you miss Uncle?"

Jindan answered honestly: "No."

Xiaodan followed suit and said, "Meiyu!"

Tai Yi looked sad: "Then uncle won't take you to the playground today."

Jindan: "I think about it, I just thought about it!"

Xiaodan didn't answer, probably because he didn't quite understand the meaning of the playground. He was too young when Xie Yun and Di Jun took him to the playground, so he didn't know the benefits of the playground.

"Forget it." Xie Yun looked at Taiyi and Jindan's intimacy, and said with a smile: "Then remember to come back early, don't play too late."

Taichi: "Understood, I will definitely bring them back in whatever way I took them away."

The golden egg was hugged by Tai Yi and shouted at Xie Yun: "Dad, we must come back soon! I will bring you a gift."

Xiao Dan also shouted: "Big Daddy! Wait for the nest!"

After Taiyi left the room, Xie Yun conveniently helped Taiyi close the door.

Although the hotel has never encountered a thief, it is better to be careful.

What is really missing is trouble.

Xie Yun was going to help in the kitchen, but when he walked into the corridor, he saw Qian Duo was talking to Hu Da with a lewd smile on his face, making Hu Da blush.Seeing Xie Yun coming, Qian Duo waved his hand to greet Xie Yun with a spring breeze on his face.

"Why don't you just sit and chat?" Xie Yun asked strangely.

Qian Duo laughed and said, "My butt hurts."

Xie Yun: "..."

Qian Duo also said to himself: "Let me tell you, I have watched so many videos and books, and this is the first time I have practiced it. The first time it was a bit fast and painful, but it will be fine later... just like what is written in the book. It's the same, it's so cool! Let me tell you..."

"Ahem." Xie Yun coughed twice, stopping Qian Duo's words, "You don't need to tell me the details, I'm not very curious."

Qian Duo patted the back of his head, but there was no embarrassment on his face. He glanced at Hu Da and said, "I came to exchange experience with Hu Da, but he didn't say anything. This is the reason why I can't find anyone to discuss."

Hu Da stammered, "I, I don't have your experience either."

Qian Duo turned pale with shock: "Aren't you from below?!"

Hu Da's face became even redder: "Sometimes it's down there."

Qian Duo was fascinated: "Did you exchange it with each other?"

Hu Da shook his head, feeling even more embarrassed: "I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to sweep the floor first."

He was embarrassed to say how Jiang Xiao rode him, the taste of navel oranges was so good.

Hu Da ran away with blushing cheeks. A customer saw him and was amazed by Hu Da's appearance. He just stood there and didn't move. His companion pushed him. Then he realized and exclaimed: "A man can do this!" ,incredible."

The companion laughed at him: "You've been single for a long time, and you look pretty even when you see a man."

"Where's Lin Chao?" Xie Yun looked around, but didn't find Lin Chao. Could it be that they had a relationship last night, shouldn't they be entangled?

Qian Duo: "He's still lying on the bed. I think he's not in good health. He should eat more leeks."

Xie Yun had a complicated expression: "Drained by you?"

Qian Duo looked surprised: "Impossible, I only asked for it a few times, only ten times."

Xie Yun almost wanted to cover his crotch, brother, that's made of meat, ten times, if it was him, let alone get up, he probably wouldn't even be able to move.

When he was in adolescence, his five-fingered lover moved four times, and he didn't get out of bed all day because of the pain. He didn't even dare to go to the toilet or drink water.

As expected of a monster, Lin Chao is really pitiful.

It is estimated that Qian Duo thought that Lin Chao's little brother was made of iron.

"Go and tell Lin Chao to let him have a good rest, and I'll give him a day off." Xie Yun said with difficulty.

Qian Duo was rather proud: "I'm so good, I can't get him out of bed."

Xie Yun: "You are amazing, you are amazing."

Qian Duo grinned, very proud, he suddenly asked in a low voice: "Is Yao Jun good?"

Xie Yun hadn't recovered from the shock just now, and replied following the words just now: "It's amazing."

After saying the last word, Xie Yun came back to his senses and quickly explained: "No, I'm not, I didn't..."

"There's no need to explain." Qian Duo looked understanding, "It's so normal to do happy things with a lover."

Xie Yun: "...All right, what you said is right."

Qian Duo wanted to say something else, but Xie Yun's cell phone rang suddenly, Xie Yun: "I'll answer the phone, you go to work."

Xie Yun sat on the sofa next to the door and pressed the answer button.

"Is it Boss Xie from the Mid-Mountainside Hotel?" The voice of a middle-aged man over there was relatively low and hoarse, as if he had caught a cold.

"It's me, may I ask who you are?" Xie Yun listened to the voice and argued, but didn't remember that he knew the other party.

The man smiled, and his laughter was quite good, full-bodied and elegant: "That's right, we are the program team of the Time-Space Project, and I would like to ask if we can cooperate with you, and I will record the next program with you."

Xie Yun turned pale with shock: "The program group of the Super Dimension Project?!"

The man understood that Xie Yun had watched their show, so he spoke in a more friendly voice: "Yes, it's us. If you don't believe me, I can send you an email through the official mailbox."

Xie Yun calmed down: "Then send one."

The man let out a muffled laugh: "Okay."

Sure enough, within a minute, an email was sent over there.

"In terms of price, the venue fee is [-] a day, do you think it's okay?"

Xie Yun thought about it, [-] a day is equivalent to half a month's profit, whether it is from the perspective of advertising efficiency or profit income, it is clear that the other party is purely profitable.

"What time?" Xie Yun asked.

The other party said, "This Sunday."

sunday...

Xie Yun said, "Do you need to clear the venue?"

The other party: "That's not necessary, our program just needs crowd interaction, but I hope there won't be too many people."

As long as there is no publicity, there should not be too many people that day.

There are only more than 20 rooms booked.

"Okay, you can come here early when the time comes, how many people are there in total? I can arrange the room."

The two discussed these chores for more than an hour, and also agreed on a video call at night to confirm the itinerary. Xie Yun will cooperate with their program recording.

Xie Yun leaned on the sofa to read novels, and completely forgot that he was going to help in the kitchen. Recently, he was obsessed with reading Xiuxian novels, and he was fascinated by them. Already overslept.

"What are you looking at?"

Xie Yun was taken aback, and his mobile phone fell on the sofa. The visitor sat down and picked up Xie Yun's mobile phone to read.

"Prince?" Xie Yun looked at Nezha strangely, Nezha hadn't appeared in front of him for a long time.

Although it is said that Nezha came down to accompany him, Nezha is not in the hotel every day, but he still has to go back to the Heavenly Court. After all, he is the commander of the heavenly soldiers and generals, and he has his own responsibilities.

Nezha read the novel, and laughed out loud without reading two lines, and said to Xie Yun: "Stop reading these, disturbing the mind, cultivating the Tao is based on the original heart, stealing people's way to do such things, and it's over after doing it."

Xie Yun nodded, since he didn't understand this anyway, he nodded and said, "I know."

"Recently, I have stayed in the world for too long, and the court of heaven called me back to heaven." Nezha said, "I will leave tomorrow. If there is anything you need, please tell me now."

Although he looks like a child, his serious appearance now makes Xie Yun really see the grandeur of the Marshal of Zhongtan.

Xie Yun smiled, a little moved.

After he ate the elixir, the first god who appeared in front of him was Nezha.

Although she is a bit fierce, but because she is white and tender, she is still fierce and fierce, and her eyebrows and eyes are also cute.

"It's nothing." Xie Yun said with a smile, "I will trouble the Third Prince during this time."

Nezha looked into Xie Yun's eyes and saw only sincerity. He bent his red lips and patted Xie Yun's shoulder: "After I leave, someone will come to replace me."

Xie Yun hadn't seen the new fairy for a long time, and the feeling of parting was diluted, so he asked curiously, "Who is it?"

Nezha frowned, he didn't look very happy: "Hero Zhaohui Qingyuan Miaodao Fuze Xingji Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun."

Fuck, the name is really long.

Xie Yun only heard a string of Chinese characters, but failed to think carefully: "Short?"

Nezha looked like "you are so stupid": "Erlang is a true lord, Yang Jian."

Xie Yun: "Damn!"

Nezha said disgustedly, "What are you so excited about?"

Xie Yun was still very excited: "That's Erlang God! The Erlang God who tied with Monkey King!"

Nezha scoffed, "What's the matter? I was..."

Xie Yun looked at Nezha.

Hmm...he didn't beat Monkey King at the time.

Nezha waved his hand: "Forget it, it happened so many years ago, it's so boring to talk about it now, Yang Jian looks serious, but in fact he is very indulgent, he is the nephew of Emperor Haotian, others only know that he has Xiao Tiangou, I didn’t know that he had an eagle, and he would use a slingshot to hit people with an eagle.”

Xie Yun: "Why do you feel like a playboy?"

Nezha slapped his thigh: "Isn't that right? Only the human race thinks he's serious."

"If the third prince is leaving, I will see you off tonight." Xie Yun said, "You took care of me for so long before, and I haven't thanked you properly yet."

Nezha waved his hand: "No need, how can I thank you for what I have to do? I'm leaving now. If I'm free in the future, I'll come down to see you."

"As for Yang Jian, he is rebellious and self-righteous..."

Xie Yun quietly looked at Nezha's expression, could he be more rebellious than you?

Nezha said earnestly: "In short, he is no easier to get along with than me, you should weigh it yourself."

Xie Yun didn't understand: "Oh."

Nezha couldn't sit still anymore, twisted his buttocks, and whispered, "I'm telling you, if you don't want him to stay here and cause you trouble, you can go and tease his eagle and his dog more if you have nothing to do. Well, his slingshot was brought from the world to the heaven, you broke his slingshot."

Xie Yun: "...Do you hate him or me?"

Nezha sighed: "Hey, I'm with him, hey..."

Bai Nennen's small face was full of sorrow, "If you gave birth to me, how could you give birth to him."

Xie Yun understood, this is the competition of the Heavenly Court.

Nezha said with a stern face: "Anyway, you can't be nice to him, you listen to me, that's right."

Xie Yun coaxed Nezha like a golden egg: "I know, I know, I must remember your advice, and I have nothing to give you. This is the handkerchief I embroidered. Take it as a souvenir."

Nezha accepted Xie Yun's handkerchief, and before leaving, he still reminded: "Remember it!"

Xie Yun nodded desperately: "Remember!"

Anyway, the fight between gods and gods is none of his business. He is a little sad that Nezha is going to leave, but he looks forward to Yang Jian's coming.

When leaving, Xie Yun saw Nezha at the entrance of the hotel, and Nezha recovered his Dharma appearance, with three heads and eight arms, and his Dharma appearance was majestic.

Xie Yun couldn't hold back and asked: "Prince, shouldn't you be superhuman?"

Nezha glared: "Why are you so superficial?"

Xie Yun rubbed his nose: "That's how it is written in the Fengshen Bang."

Nezha: "You read more books, you haven't read Journey to the West, have you? Let me tell you, Journey to the West is written more realistically."

As soon as Xie Yun looked up, the two books were written differently?

Nezha: "In the list of gods, this seat is three heads and six arms, incarnated as a lotus root. In Journey to the West, this seat is three heads and eight arms, incarnation of a lotus."

Xie Yun was fascinated: "The masters who write books are not unified."

Nezha: "It doesn't matter to me, but I want to emphasize one thing. This seat is the incarnation of lotus, not lotus root. That's fine, you can send it here. I will come to see you when I have time."

Xie Yun just watched Nezha fly into the sky.

But—Yang Jian, Yang Jian is coming!

Xie Yun couldn't restrain the excitement in his heart, and urgently needed to find someone to share his emotions with.

Who are you looking for?

Xie Yun sat in Zhao Gongming's room, first poured a cup of tea for himself and Zhao Gongming, and looked like he was going to have a long talk, he waved at Zhao Gongming, cautiously, and said with a wicked look: "Brother Zhao, come, I I have a message for you."

Zhao Gongming was very curious and leaned over to listen.

Xie Yun suppressed the joy in his heart, and obviously lowered his voice, but his voice almost flew up: "Yang Jian, Erlang God, will come tomorrow."

Zhao Gongming took a sip of tea: "Very good."

Xie Yun glanced at Zhao Gongming, saw that Zhao Gongming's reaction was normal, and asked curiously, "Brother Zhao, don't you care?"

Zhao Gongming said with a smile: "I don't care. What is there to care about? He and I are just acquaintances, and we don't have much friendship."

This is strange, Zhao Gongming was so afraid of Nezha before, but now that Yang Jian, who is equal to Nezha, or even a little higher, is coming, Zhao Gongming has not expressed it at all.

Xie Yun suddenly asked: "Why are you so afraid of the third prince?"

"Afraid?" Zhao Gongming laughed softly, "Do you know who is standing behind Nezha?"

Xie Yun looked confused.

Zhao Gongming laughed and said, "Behind Nezha is Empress Nuwa. Before he became a god, he was the spirit bead under Empress Nuwa's seat."

"Empress Nuwa is a saint."

Xie Yun now understands that Nezha is not only the son of Li Jing in Qiantangguan, but also the soul boy Nuwa watched and grew up. No wonder Zhao Gongming wants to let him get a little bit.

"But God Erlang is the nephew of the Jade Emperor." Xie Yun still didn't understand, the Jade Emperor should also be very powerful, right?Isn't this worthy of Zhao Gongming's fear?

Zhao Gongming smiled and said, "Emperor Haotian is not a saint."

Xie Yun seemed to understand, but suddenly said: "But I think, you don't seem to like Erlang Shen very much."

Zhao Gongming took a sip of tea and nodded: "Well, I don't like it very much, but I can't say I hate it."

Because Erlang God is coming, Xie Yun was so excited that he was very excited all day long, and he couldn't sleep at night. His whole body seemed to have taken Shiquan Dabu Dan, and he got up early the next day. Last night Taiyi called Xie Yun Phone—he finally bought an elderly phone, and said that he would take Jindan and Xiaodan to play for one more day, so that Xie Yun would not have to worry about them.

Xie Yun wasn't very worried, he already knew Di Jun's real identity, although Di Jun didn't say it clearly, but he still couldn't understand so many hints, he was really stupid.

Now that Dijun's real identity is known, Taiyi's identity will become even more obvious. If something happens to the golden egg and the little egg in his hands, the probability is about the same as Xie Yun never bought lottery tickets, but suddenly You won the 500 million jackpot.

Originally, Xie Yun wanted to take Zhao Gongming to see Yang Jian's descending with him, but Xie Yun searched around but couldn't find Zhao Gongming, so he had to wait by himself.

Anyway, he also knew that there was only one place for immortals to choose, and that was the hillside behind the hotel.

That's where he waited for Di Jun.

He still remembered the first time he saw Di Jun, Di Jun was dressed in a black gold robe, with a serious face but a handsome appearance.

Xie Yun laughed after thinking about it.

Who would have thought that that handsome, indifferent and proud golden bird was now his.

Xie Yun found a clean stone, sat down on it, and waited for Yang Jian to come down.

What will Yang Jian look like?I heard that he looks very mighty, but some people say he looks very handsome, and some people say he looks very strange.

What does his third eye look like?Horizontal or vertical?

Xie Yun waited and waited, leaning against the tree trunk and fell asleep.

In my dream, I was thinking, what does Erlang God look like?

In the heavenly court, Di Jun stood on the jade steps, with his back straight, looking at the palace in front of him without squinting.

The little boy walked up to Di Jun: "Your Highness, Laojun said so, so I don't see you."

Di Jun was expressionless: "You tell Laojun, Jun has nothing else to ask for, just this one thought, I hope Laojun will be fulfilled."

The little boy bent down and stepped back.

Who would have thought that the majestic demon emperor would actually fall in love with a mortal.

The avenue is three thousand, and the avenue is ruthless.