I woke up with an egg

When Zhao Xiang left, Jiang Chen only watched him leave from the corridor. He was very calm on the surface, but actually almost jumped up happily.

The guests next to him couldn't understand: "At least they like you so much."

Jiang Chen grinned and said, "This kind of liking is for you, I hope you can be calmer than me."

The guest kept his mouth shut.

Some things don't happen to me, and I can never understand the feelings of the parties from the perspective of a bystander.

Xie Yun was actually quite upset, it was the first time he persuaded the guests to leave the hotel, although he knew that this kind of thing would definitely happen when opening a hotel, but after all, it was the first time, Xie Yun also learned an experience.

Hu Tianbao is busy with Hongxin.

After the event ended, many people got it right. Hu Tianbao was different from Yuelao, and his workload was not so heavy, so he couldn't help itching his hands when he saw so many people, and he ended up facing Hongxin.

"You can hold this activity often." Hu Tianbao was pouring ecstasy soup on Xie Yun, "It's a good thing you did."

Xie Yun sighed: "It is impossible to do it regularly. In the past few days, the guests who did not participate in the event have reported to me that they were disturbed, and this kind of sexual activity is not very acceptable to the public."

Hu Tianbao ran to Xie Yun's side in small steps: "When I was a human being, the atmosphere was much better than it is now!"

It was the first time Xie Yun heard Hu Tianbao talk about the past, so he didn't interrupt.

Hu Tianbao said: "At that time, there were few girls. Look at the three wives and four concubines shown on TV now. They are rich people, and only those who are officials. Ordinarily, if you can marry a daughter-in-law, you have to burn incense. Those who are a little poorer, not to mention daughter-in-law, even if they want to have a wife together."

Xie Yun: "What is a joint wife?"

Hu Tianbao: "It's a wife with several husbands. This husband lives at home for a period of time, and that family lives for a period of time. If the wife has more affection for someone, or if she is pregnant with a child, she can choose the one she likes the most and settle down."

"So, there are a lot of men left, plus it was not easy to earn money at that time, and they were all physical labor, so we have brothers Qi, who can live together and solve all kinds of needs. When life gets better , saved some money, each parted ways, got married and had children."

"After the separation, you can still be brothers. The relationship is better than that of ordinary brothers."

Xie Yun's mouth was wide open at this time, and it was almost impossible to close it. Hi, were the ancients so open?

Hu Tianbao: "Benevolence, righteousness and morality are things that rich people talk about. Ordinary people need to eat, drink, meet their needs, and live a life."

Xie Yun: "I understand this. Only when the physical needs are solved can we yearn for spiritual pursuits."

"Yes, that's the truth." Hu Tianbao sighed, "Besides, going forward, there are not uncommon anecdotes about emperors like Longyang Lord Dong Xian."

"Dong...Dong Xian? I only know Dong Zhuo." The second monk Xie Yunzhang was puzzled.

Hu Tianbao patted Xie Yun on the shoulder: "Look at you, don't you have any experience again? The word broken sleeve addiction comes from Dong Xian."

"Dong Xian was good-looking, and Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty took a fancy to him. Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty not only doted on him, but also made his younger sister Zhaoyi. The honor and favor were only under the empress."

"The so-called rules are all about ordinary people." Hu Tianbao said, "The people who are really at the top are not restricted by the rules. Have you ever seen the emperor have rules?"

Xie Yun rubbed the back of his head: "Didn't you say that the emperor broke the law and the common people are the same crime?"

Hu Tianbao: "That's a joke. Anyway, the society is open now, but this aspect is more conservative than I was then."

Xie Yun didn't know what to say.

Seeing that Xie Yun didn't speak, Hu Tianbao asked mysteriously: "Do you want to know who you will be with in the future?"

Xie Yun nodded abruptly: "I think so!"

But he said again: "But if you become a god, you have to violate the rules of heaven, right?"

Hu Tianbao was helpless: "It's against the rules of heaven that gods fall in love with mortals, not fairies."

Xie Yun: "Oh, yes, I want to see it."

Hey, does he still have a chance to fall in love with the fairy?

"Then come to my room tonight and look for me." Hu Tianbao said, "My magic weapon works best when the moonlight is in full bloom, otherwise it's easy to lose sight of the opponent's face."

Xie Yun looked excited: "I will treat you to dinner then."

Hu Tianbao waved his hand: "What's the matter? It's easy to do, what to eat? Let's not wait, just now. On the way back, I saw a spicy hot pot on the side of the road, and it made me hungry."

"Okay, I just have the ingredients, I'll make them for you." Xie Yun went to the kitchen in a hurry as he said that, he was in a great mood, and he was still whistling while walking on the road. If you listen carefully, he was playing a song The old song "The Shy Rose Blooms Quietly".

"Is the boss in a good mood?"

"Are you lucky?"

"I look like, look how wretched his smile is."

"That's enough, the boss is good-looking, and good-looking is called a spring heart."

"Then it doesn't look good?"

"It's not good-looking, it's called wretched."

"6666, I found that being good-looking is awesome. If I laughed like that, I would be beaten to death by my wife."

"You have a daughter-in-law and still laugh like that, isn't that just looking for a fight?"

The guests sat in the lobby talking and laughing.

"Have you lived here for a long time?" The girl was eating ice cream, and curiously asked Jiang Xiao who was sitting on the side. She came twice and saw Jiang Xiao both times, "Are you also working in the hotel?"

Jiang Xiao smiled and said, "No, I am a family member of an employee."

The girl nodded, and said after a while, "You look familiar."

The friend next to him joked: "You look familiar to the good-looking little brother."

The girl patted her friend: "Don't talk nonsense, he has a family, I really feel familiar."

Jiang Xiao quickly smiled, expressing that he didn't care. Ever since he and Hu Da talked together and officially got together, his life seemed to have a different color, and he didn't want to go back to the big city anymore. Not one who wants to live in a noisy city.

He lives leisurely here every day, but his Weibo is still used, and occasionally someone contacts him to advertise, and he can also earn a fortune.

What's more, Jiang Xiao used to be a small Internet celebrity, but now that he is no longer an Internet celebrity, he can still receive some business.

Fortunately, he learned painting when he was in college, and now he is taking on illustration, freelance work will not starve to death, and the pace of life has slowed down. He is now enjoying life and entering the retirement stage ahead of schedule.

"Whose family member are you? I don't think there are many female employees in the hotel." The girl was a little curious, after all, she had never seen a man who followed the other half.

Jiang Xiao didn't feel that there was anything shameful about his relationship with Hu Da, so he pointed to Hu Da who was cleaning the hall and said, "That's him."

The girl looked at Jiang Xiao and then at Hu Da, a little incredulous: "But you are all men."

Jiang Xiao smiled: "Yes."

The girl whispered, "You guys are really brave."

Jiang Xiao: "It's not that you are brave, you can't hide it for a lifetime, you can't hide it."

The girl nodded: "It's not easy."

Hu Da realized that Jiang Xiao was looking at him, so he straightened up and waved over Jiang Xiao with a smile on his face.

Jiang Xiao also smiled and waved to Hu Da.

The girl asked curiously, "Then who are you... Well, what is the role?"

She didn't know how to describe it, but she was afraid that it would be an offense to the other party if she used the words "man and woman".

Jiang Xiao didn't care either: "He's the character above."

Girl: "Your sweetheart looks good, you're a good fit."

Jiang Xiao was a little happy. He hadn't heard anyone say this before, so the smile on his face became sweeter: "Thank you."

"You will also find a lover who suits you." Jiang Xiao did not forget to encourage the girl.

The girl sighed: "It's not easy. Boys nowadays are either too immature, still a child, or already have a girlfriend. Those who are mature have already married and started a career. If I can get married before the age of 30, my mother will laugh so hard." .”

But the girl quickly cheered up: "So now I have to focus on my career. When I succeed, the range of choices will become larger."

Jiang Xiao agreed: "You are right."

The girl suddenly smiled and said, "Besides, if you have more money in your hand, you will be confident in the future."

Jiang Xiao remembered that when he opened an online store, although he was in charge of the income, the money was not in his own hands, it was all in Lin He's card. When he left, he must have fled in embarrassment.

I paid so much for a relationship, but when I left, I was alone.

Fortunately, he was lucky enough to come to this hotel, and the atmosphere in the hotel was also good, and the Hu brothers and sisters never regarded themselves as outsiders.

Only Hu Niu talked to him at the very beginning.

"If you fail my brother, I will break your three legs and let you know what is the most poisonous woman's heart."

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao felt sour in his heart. The point of his sourness was Hu Niu's protection of Hu Da, but he had never had a relative like Hu Niu.

Fortunately, he has Hu Da now, and Hu Da never makes him sad, and the way Hu Da expresses his feelings is very straightforward.

It is to send everything that he thinks is good to Jiang Xiao.

When Jiang Xiao thought of Hu Da, his heart softened.

If one day, Hu Da cheated like Lin He, Jiang Xiao thought for a while, he might not be able to leave Lin He as neatly as he did.

Maybe, like the person I despise the most, I will find a way to restore a broken relationship.

No wonder some people say that whoever loves deeply will be humbled.

Hu Da hurried over at this time, holding something in his hand, pulled Jiang Xiao's hand and pulled Jiang Xiao aside, then took out the thing he was holding in his hand: "Look, I'm in the yard Found this."

Jiang Xiao looked at Hu Da's palm. It was a small white flower. I don't know what Hu Da thinks is beautiful, but Jiang Xiao would not disappoint Hu Da, so he took it with a smile on his face: "It's very beautiful, I like very much."

Hu Da was happy and went to work again.

First fry the spicy base material and chili pepper with hot oil, add some ginger slices, wait for the pepper to turn slightly yellow, then pour in the broth, after boiling, put the meat first, put the meat in first and cook, and then add the ingredients, Xie Yun also tastes After taking a sip of the soup, it was spicy and delicious, but my lips couldn't stand it, and instantly turned into a pig's mouth.

"Spicy, hot, hot." Xie Yun took a deep breath, which became even hotter, and quickly drank a few mouthfuls of cold water.

He went to look in the mirror and found that his mouth was so red and swollen that he could hardly see anyone.

"Boss!" Hu Niu just walked in from the door, and she saw Xie Yun who pouted like a pig at a glance. She couldn't hold back her smile, "What's wrong with you? Someone gnawed your mouth?"

Xie Yun: "It might as well be eaten by someone. I just tasted the soup and forgot that there was too much chili."

Hu Niu: "If you go out now, someone will definitely ask who you were chatting with in the kitchen just now."

Xie Yun thought for a while, then smiled, "Isn't it just me and you in the kitchen?"

Hu Niu hurriedly took a step back: "Don't, don't, I can't afford it, I can't afford it."

Xie Yun watched Hu Niu go out as if she was running away, and said proudly, "You're still joking with me?"

Xie Yun brought Malatang to the dining room, where Hu Tianbao had already been sitting.

As soon as Hu Tianbao smelled this smell, he quickly gave Xie Yun a thumbs up: "It's so fragrant, your cooking skills are pretty good. Although Yi Ya is not a good person, he is not bad at cooking food."

When Hu Tianbao shifted his attention to Xie Yun, he was taken aback by Xie Yun's mouth: "How long has it been? Who are you talking to?"

Xie Yun rolled his eyes: "I just tasted this soup."

Hu Tianbao looked down at Malatang, and there was a layer of spicy oil floating on it. He said, "It looks quite spicy. Why don't you try this soup if you have nothing to do?"

Xie Yun couldn't speak clearly, and felt that her lips were not only hot, but also a little painful: "I also think it smells good."

"Then I'll try it too, it's definitely not as miserable as yours." Hu Tianbao took the spoon.

Xie Yun quickly said, "Wait, I'll feed you."

Hu Tianbao was suspicious: "It's not that I don't have long hands."

Xie Yun: "I'm a cook, so I must know how to drink delicious food better than you."

Hu Tianbao quit: "You want to give me all the spicy oil, right? Brother Xie, your idea is very dangerous, but brother, I am not a vegetarian. Come on, if I blink my eyes, my surname will not be Hu."

Xie Yun found that Hu Tianbao was really not afraid at all, so he took the spoon, scooped up a large spoonful of spicy oil, and brought it to Hu Tianbao's mouth: "Come on, try it."

The old god Hu Tianbao opened his mouth, and when he was about to drink——

"Cough cough."

Hu Tianbao and Xie Yun turned their heads together, their heads were quite close to each other.

Hu Er, who was standing at the entrance of the restaurant, was so anxious that his brow was sweating, and behind him stood Di Jun and Nezha.

Nezha's expression was a bit complicated, he never expected Xie Yun and Hu Tianbao to be able to...

Di Jun's expression remained unchanged, as if he didn't feel anything.

"What's the matter with your mouth?" Nezha walked over first. Seeing that the situation was not good, Hu Tianbao ran away holding the pot of Mala Tang. Fortunately, no one stopped him, so he left the restaurant smoothly.

Xie Yun didn't understand what was going on, so he pointed to his mouth and said to Nezha: "What else can happen, I'll be gnawed by someone."

Nezha: "..."

He looked at Di Jun from the corner of his eye, and then at Xie Yun who was smiling heartlessly.

I felt that I was really unlucky, and it was not a good time to come to the restaurant, but I chose this time.

"Do you believe it?" Xie Yun looked at Nezha's face and found that the other party really had to believe it.

He himself was also quite unbelievable. There were not many female employees in the hotel, and he had never had an affair with him. After thinking about it for a while, he knew that this was definitely impossible.

At this time Di Jun came over, he was still holding the golden egg in his arms, the golden egg didn't understand the complicated world of adults, and as soon as he came over, he asked Xie Yun with concern: "Dad, what's wrong with your mouth?"

Xie Yun took the golden egg from Di Jun's arms, and joked with the golden egg with a smile: "Daddy's mouth was bitten by a bad guy."

Jindan took a deep breath, and said in a frightened tone, "There are bad people! Don't be afraid, Dad, I will protect you!"

As he spoke, he said viciously, "I'll bite his mouth too!"

Xie Yun hurriedly coaxed: "Father is just joking. Dad's mouth is like this after eating chili peppers. You will know when the golden egg breaks. The power of chili peppers is very powerful."

Jin Dan was really frightened by Xie Yun's statement: "I don't eat chili, chili gnaws my mouth."

Xie Yun looked at Nezha: "You don't really think my mouth was gnawed, do you?"

Nezha rolled his eyes.

Xie Yun also greeted Di Jun: "Daddy, are you coming to eat? I'll cook another pot for you."

Few people eat at this point, and the gods don't need to eat. They don't need to rely on food to maintain their lives, so they want to eat only because they are greedy.

Nezha: "I don't want coriander."

Xie Yun muttered softly, "Coriander is delicious."

Nezha emphasized again: "Don't want scallions or houttuynia cordata."

Xie Yun spread his hands helplessly: "You don't know how much delicious food you missed."

Nezha snorted, "Anyway, I don't eat these."

Jindan: "Brother Nezha is a picky eater! Picky eaters don't grow tall!"

Nezha laughed and said, "I don't need to grow, I can become taller."

Nezha will also change, and it is not difficult to become a mighty and strong man.

Jindan: "When my shell is broken, I want to eat more and grow up quickly so that my father won't be so busy. I also want to be filial to my father and beat his back!"

Xie Yun touched the golden egg: "Our golden egg is really good."

Jindan giggled, and said to Xie Yun, "Jindan is the most obedient, when will dad accompany Jindan to the amusement park?"

Xie Yun didn't intend to lie to the golden egg: "When the golden egg breaks its shell, Dad will take the golden egg."

Jindan is very sensible, he knows the difference between himself and ordinary people.

Just like what Uncle Zhao told him, human beings are all viviparous, and he was born from eggs, but that doesn't mean he is a different species, it just means that they are different from birth.

Xie Yun asked Di Jun: "Is there anything you don't eat? Coriander and green onions? Do you want Houttuynia cordata?"

Di Jun has no particular preference: "Anything is fine."

Just now when Xie Yun said that his mouth was swollen from eating chili peppers, Di Jun breathed a sigh of relief for some reason, but he didn't investigate carefully at this moment, and suddenly said to Xie Yun, "You lower your head."

Xie Yun didn't know why, but he did it anyway, and asked a little strangely: "What's wrong?"

At this time, Di Jun's hand touched Xie Yun's chin, and his thumb lightly rested on Xie Yun's lips.

Slight rubbing, gentle movements, warm fingertips.

When Di Jun put his thumb on it, Xie Yun froze, his mind was in a mess.

"Damn it, why is Yao Jun touching my mouth?"

"Am I clean-shaven?"

"I don't have bad breath, do I?"

"Do I smell like sweat?"

"Yao Jun's big eyebrows are so pretty, I want eyebrows like this too."

"Yao Jun's big eyes are also good-looking, and his eyelashes are curled up enough."

"Oh, I didn't notice before that Yao Jun's big lips are quite red. Although they are thin, the upper lip is still a little pouty."

"Well, Yao Junda smells pretty good too."

Nezha: "I'm back to my senses."

Xie Yun withdrew from his chaotic thoughts, his face blushed completely in an instant.

Isn't it strange what he just did, he didn't resist when his mouth was touched by a man, and he didn't back away immediately.

It must be very strange!

Xie Yun glanced at Di Jun, but Di Jun didn't change much, he just said, "You're welcome."

Xie Yun was surprised: "Thank you for what?"

Nezha: "Yao Jun healed your mouth."

"Oh." Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, Mr. Yao Jun, I will go to the kitchen to make Mala Tang for you."

After speaking, he put the golden egg into Di Jun's arms, and hurriedly left.

Jin Dan looked at Xie Yun's back, sighed leisurely, and asked Di Jun, "Dad, did you quarrel with Dad?"

Di Jun shook his head: "No."

Jin Dan didn't believe it: "Why is dad's face so red?"

Di Jun couldn't get back to this question, he didn't blush himself, so he turned to look at Nezha.

Nezha didn't know how to explain.

So Nezha looked at Hu Er who was trembling by the side.

Hu Er knew Di Jun's true identity, and now his nervous heart was about to jump out of his chest. His expression was very complicated, as if he was crying, but also as if he was laughing. He didn't know what he was talking about. Zhang, what he said was out of his control: "Boss Xie must be shy!"

Di Jun frowned: "Shy?"

Hu Er didn't know what he was talking about: "Humans are like this. Once they have physical contact with people, they tend to be shy, especially in front of people they like."

Nezha was very surprised: "Is there?"

Nezha said it was impossible: "Xie Yun likes me so much, I never saw him blushing when talking to me."

Hu Er's mind was in a mess: "Does the boss like you?"

Nezha swears: "It is impossible for him not to like me."

Hu Er could only continue to explain: "Then his liking for you must be due to his admiration and admiration. The human race will only blush when facing the person they want to be a partner."

Hu Er's explanation is also very unreasonable.

However, neither Nezha nor Di Jun are gods who understand this kind of emotion very well.

Nezha was taken aback: "Thank you for allowing him, you are quite courageous."

Hu Er breathed a sigh of relief, and silently stepped aside, as long as he didn't continue to ask him.

As for what he just said, Hu Er has almost forgotten.

Nezha looked at Di Jun, and found that Di Jun had no expression on his face, neither sad nor happy, as if he was not touched at all.

Well, he wanted to find an opportunity to tell Xie Yun that unrequited love usually has no good results.

Only Jin Dan knew that his father's strength in holding him was much stronger.

While Xie Yun was dealing with the bottom material, his mind wandered into the sky. Could it be that Yao Jun is interested in him?Otherwise, why would the immortal have to touch him to heal him?

Sure enough, he was too attractive.

Hey!