I woke up with an egg

The atmosphere at this moment was so embarrassing that Xie Yun felt that it was wrong for him to even breathe.

"Brother Hu." Xie Yun took a step forward and covered Hu Tianbao's mouth, Hu Tianbao still didn't realize that he said something wrong.

Hu Tianbao could easily move Xie Yun's hand away, but with so many people watching, Hu Tianbao decided to give Xie Yun some face. When he was still a human race, he also thought about face!

Xie Yun glanced at Di Jun first, and found that Di Jun was drooping his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking.

So Xie Yun covered Hu Tianbao's mouth and dragged Hu Tianbao away.

When he was in the corner, Xie Yun let go of Hu Tianbao, stared at him seriously, and said with a serious face: "Brother Hu, some jokes are not allowed, Yao Jun and I don't have that kind of relationship, don't you see it? Yao Jun is a Sanxian, it is impossible for him to have anything to do with me."

Xie Yun emphasized: "And he is Jindan's godfather, not his real father, and has no blood relationship. He is just friends with me."

Hu Tianbao looked at Xie Yun resentfully, still insisting on his own opinion: "Impossible, if he is not interested in you, will he be so kind to your son? This is called Aiwujiwu."

"When people come to the hotel, they treat Jindan well." Xie Yun explained helplessly, "Even if it is Aiwu Jiwu, it is because Jindan takes good care of me."

Hu Tianbao glanced at Xie Yun, with a look of "I can't explain it to you", he patted Xie Yun on the shoulder: "You are still too young to understand these routines."

Xie Yun also felt that it didn't make sense to Hu Tianbao, so he could only say: "Then please don't do this next time, don't you think it was embarrassing just now? Yaojun and I have no relationship in that respect, our relationship is very pure !"

"Pure is like..." Xie Yun couldn't find a good adjective after thinking for a long time, so he dragged out a word, "It's like a blank sheet of paper!"

Hu Tianbao looked at Xie Yun with complicated eyes: "If something really happens in the future, don't blame me for not reminding you."

Xie Yun smiled: "How could that be?"

"Yao Jun is the most frigid fairy I have ever seen." Xie Yun was afraid that Hu Tianbao would not understand, and explained, "Frigidity does not refer to that aspect, it is a personal temperament. You see, people don't like to talk. , so cold, how can you think of something romantic?"

Hu Tianbao rubbed his chin, and suddenly felt that what Xie Yun said made sense. After all, gods, even Sanxians, after attaining the Tao and leaving the mundane world, desires in all aspects will be reduced to the lowest level, especially the needs of the body.

"It makes sense." Hu Tianbao thought for a while, "But don't say no to everything, or you will be in trouble when the time comes to slap your face."

Xie Yun: "Hey, I can assure you, if Yaojun can take a fancy to me, I will..."

Hu Tianbao narrowed his eyes: "What do you want?"

Xie Yun: "I just write four big characters on my forehead, I have no eyes!"

Hu Tianbao: "Yes, yes."

Xie Yun puffed out her chest proudly, feeling that it was impossible for her to lose.

As for the other side, Di Jun was taking out his mobile phone, and asked Jiang Chen how to use the search function, and then played a trick, and started searching for "what is scumbag and cheap shou."

There are many related questions below.

The explanation is also very complete.

Di Jun carefully read more than a dozen replies and understood the meaning of these two words.

"Slag Gong is hugging left and right, playing with one's lover, treating one's lover as an object, can be exchanged for abuse, punching and kicking or cold violence, derailment and so on."

Di Jun thought for a while, but he didn't agree with this one.

It is impossible for him to regard his lover as an object, nor is it possible to exchange and abuse.

"Slag Gong is self-centered and never considers the needs of the other half. The other half also has value in life, instead of being a sexual tool around Slag Gong."

Di Jun blinked, this must be written down, he still has no impression of the value of life.

"Slag Gong is excessive masculinity. He feels that he is superior. He can mess around, but his lover must be good."

He doesn't agree with this one himself, and he himself never messes around.

As for the cheapness--

"I feel that slag Gong is the only value in my life. No matter what kind of treatment I receive, I can face it with a smile. Even if slag Gong finds someone to qj or lj, I can forgive slag Gong."

Di Jun: "..." Is this still a human?

"Being cheap is to put yourself at the bottom of everyone, and feel that everyone is better than yourself. As long as slag Gong gives him a look, he will be satisfied. For this reason, he can even regard himself as slag Gong's dog."

Di Jun felt that he still didn't understand the human race well enough.

He also went to ask Tai Yi.

Tai Yi was reading a book, and he didn't know what he was reading, with a sweet smile on his face, seeing Di Jun walk into the room, he waved excitedly at Di Jun: "Brother, I think the human race is getting better and better, their Very interesting to write."

Di Jun asked inexplicably, "What book?"

Tai handed the book to Di Jun: "The novel, I'm out of the country, brother is the protagonist's boyfriend."

Di Jun: "???"

Taiyi smiled and said, "I think the heroine is quite cute, and the supporting brother is also very good."

Di Jun was speechless, and did not take the book.

Tai Yi still had some regrets: "It's a pity that the leading actor is not me."

"Nine out of ten books are about you." There was an inexplicable hint of envy in Tai Yi's tone.

Di Jun was speechless: "If you like it, I will give it to you."

Tai Yi smiled and asked, "What are you looking for me for?"

Di Jun thought for a while: "What do you think of Xie Yun, a human race?"

Tai Yi didn't understand what Di Jun wanted to ask, so he answered honestly: "It's pretty good, it's quite similar to me, mainly because of the humor."

Di Jun: "..."

Tai Yi still has some regrets: "If he is a girl, I will definitely have to abduct him to the Heavenly Court."

Di Jun: "I didn't ask this."

"Then what are you asking?" Tai Yi was confused, "He's pretty good, he's considered funny in the human race, but the jokes he makes occasionally are a bit cold."

Xie Yun still tells jokes?Di Jun thought for a while, why didn't he find out.

"Do you think he seems to be submissive and puts himself at the bottom?" Di Jun thought of the description he saw on the Internet before.

Tai Yi was surprised: "Why do you think so? The human race has all kinds of strange personalities. Sometimes their tolerance is very high, sometimes it is very low. It depends on the environment and mood, and we can't generalize it."

Di Jun nodded: "You are right."

Taiyi: "Brother, you just don't understand the human race very well."

Di Jun: "Do you understand it very well?"

Tai Yi raised the book in his hand: "These books are well written, and I can understand most of the human race just by reading them."

"Those who bully the good and fear the evil, those who are indifferent and arrogant, and who are self-righteous." Taiyi said, "Most of the human race are not the same on the outside. It's complicated."

Di Jun knows that human nature is complicated.

Taiyi also said: "But the human race also has a good side. They are weak, they don't have thick fur, they don't have sharp teeth, they don't have strong explosive power and muscles. In the prehistoric times, the human race was the food of monsters, but now the monster race We can only find a way to integrate into the human race."

"Humans are strong because they are weak."

"Their variability and complexity have brought them to where they are today."

"Thinking about it this way, it's quite interesting." Taiyi sat on the sofa, put the book in his hand aside, and smiled, "I want to see how far the human race can go."

Di Jun also sat down, in this regard, he thought the same as Tai Yi.

How powerful the monster race was back then, and the human race was like ants on the ground, even trampling them to death felt like a waste of effort.

Weak, complicated, and inherently uncompetitive.

But now, the monster race has long lost its original status, and the human race has become the strongest race in the world.

Their vitality is so exuberant that no other race can match it.

Neither natural disasters nor beasts killed them, nor did their own wars bring them to extinction.

Instead, it grew stronger.

Tai Yi rubbed his nose: "Also, the writers of these novels are very good. The writing is quite interesting. I also found out that there were some about you and me before."

Di Jun: "??"

Taiyi laughed loudly: "Writing that you have a sadomasochistic relationship with me, I laughed to death. It's very interesting. I recommend you to watch it too."

Di Jun glanced at Tai Yi's face that was very similar to his own, and felt his skin crawl.

The imagination of the human race sometimes really makes monsters feel ashamed.

"I think Xie Yun is a good mortal." Tai Yi said seriously, "It will definitely be interesting to be a god in the future, and then let him often come to my side for a sit-down."

Di Jun smiled: "It's not bad."

Tai took a look at Di Jun's expression and was shocked: "Brother, you laughed."

Di Jun almost couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Can't I laugh?"

Taiyi sighed: "Brother, I have always suspected that there was something wrong with your facial muscles after you were resurrected. You used to have rich expressions, although most of them were angry."

Di Jun: "Is there?"

Taichi: "But you are handsome when you have no expression, just as handsome as me."

Di Jun really didn't want to talk to Tai Yi anymore. It was okay when Tai watched mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas, but since he read human novels, his speech became more and more inappropriate.

"But brother, now that you have a golden egg, you are also a monster with a family." Taiyi said, "It's better to be careful."

Tai Yi also asked: "By the way, brother, have you ever thought that the golden egg was born in the mortal world after all, what if he doesn't want to go back to the Heavenly Court with you after breaking out of the shell? Then you have to give it to him in the mortal world." Set up property."

Di Jun: "Buy property?"

Tai nodded a little bit: "For example, houses and cars, last time I looked at the rooms in the first-tier cities, each square meter is over [-], and you don't know how to make money. If you rely on Xie Yun to buy it, he probably won't be able to buy it before becoming a fairy." I have to pay the mortgage for the golden egg."

Di Jun was lost in thought.

It turns out being a father is not just about taking care of kids.

You have to buy property for your children.

It's not like in the prehistoric times, when the child is born, he can be raised casually, and he will never be raised to death. When the child grows up, if he wants the territory, let him fight it himself.

Di Jun, who was going to ask a question, was somehow persuaded by Tai Yi. When he left Tai Yi's room, Di Jun was still thinking about what kind of property he would buy for Jin Dan.

A bigger house is always needed. What if there are more golden eggs in the future?Although it is not necessarily the birth of the golden crow, the golden egg will definitely find a partner when it grows up. It will give birth to ten or eight, and the house is too small to live in.

About the size of a hotel?

It's even bigger.

Gardens are always needed, otherwise where would you go to enjoy the flowers?

Di Jun has fallen into a vicious circle, and it is estimated that he will not be able to get out of it in the short term.

Xie Yun was not relaxed at this time, he was arguing with a group of people watching, and he knew the two people who were arguing, Jiang Chen and Zhao Xiang.

Zhao Xiang usually looks silent, good-natured, introverted, and slightly gloomy. Xie Yun never expected him to look so crazy.

Originally, Xie Yun was chatting with Hu Tianbao, but when he heard a fierce quarrel broke out upstairs, many guests walked out of the door, looking upstairs inexplicably, some went up to watch the excitement, and some looked contemptuous.

After all, a hotel is also a public place, not your own home. If you want to quarrel, you don't know how to find a place with few people.

Xie Yun could only take three steps and two steps up the stairs with Jiang Chen.

What I saw was that Qian Duo and Zhao Xiang were yelling at each other.

No, it would be more appropriate to say that Qian Duo was scolding alone, and what he meant was that Zhao Xiang stole his jade.

Zhao Xiang denied it at first, but after Qian Duo took out the jade, Zhao Xiang stopped talking. Zhao Xiang's eyes were red, and he looked like he had been wronged. Waiter, right? You need to pay attention to evidence when you say that someone steals something, and your jade is in your hands, how can you just say that someone stole your things?"

"You're slanderous, you know that?"

Qian Duo glared at the man: "Who wants you to meddle with mice? This is what I found in his room."

The man couldn't understand Qian Duo's attitude: "You said he stole, so why did you enter his room? Is your hotel so disrespectful of customers' privacy?"

"There are so many hotels, who needs you? I think you just can't understand them, so you find fault."

Qian Duo was furious, and when his anger reached a certain level, his brains turned slowly, and he didn't even think of a rebuttal.

Chen Ling on the other side chimed in: "Our hotel also needs to be cleaned, okay? And there is a safe in the room, and customers put their valuables in the safe, and even if they are outside, we can't take the guests' things .”

"The hotel has been open for so long, and none of the guests said that they lost something."

Chen Ling rolled up her sleeves, and basically stood in line immediately: "Besides, it's impossible to lie with a lot of money. What's the benefit of him framing a customer? Do you have the money?"

Zhao Xiang suddenly said: "He likes my ex-boyfriend."

Everyone: "—Oh!"

Now it makes sense, because of jealousy and malicious revenge.

but……

Ex-boyfriend?

The expressions of the onlookers are a bit complicated, it turns out that the jealousy among the homosexuals is so fierce.

The person who spoke for Zhao Xiang before was also a little confused: "You guys are pretty good at playing."

The man came back to his senses again: "Since this is the case, it must be this... the fault of having a lot of money. They broke up. Is it okay for you to do this? At a young age, you are narrow-minded. At an older age, you This is deliberate framing and is illegal."

Qian Duo's face turned red with anger.

"Shut up all of you!" Qian Duo roared, then turned his head and pointed at Zhao Xiang, "How dare you swear that you didn't steal it?"

Zhao Xiang still didn't speak, just lowered his head, looking like he was about to cry.

People always sympathize with the weak when there is a conflict. When they see Zhao Xiang's appearance, they think that Zhao Xiang is a vulnerable group, and Qian Duo is aggressive, which is not a good thing at first glance.

"Zhao Xiang!" Jiang Chen ran over frowning, grabbed Qian Duo's wrist, pulled Qian Duo behind him, and stood in front of Zhao Xiang, "Please be normal, do you have hallucinations? I never talked to you!"

Zhao Xiang's tears rolled down his eyes in an instant, his nose was flushed, his face was full of despair, his lips moved, but he couldn't say a word.

Jiang Chen was still saying: "I haven't been in a relationship for so many years, why don't you know?! Every time I get a little closer to someone, you can cause trouble for the other party. I'm afraid of you!"

Zhao Xiang suddenly said, "Then why didn't you explain it clearly to me?"

The person next to him also asked: "That's right, you have to make it clear to others that you can't hang it all the time, this is too much."

Jiang Chen was in despair: "I didn't say it clearly enough? I told him I don't know how many times, I have no interest in him at all!"

Zhao Xiang said in a low voice: "But you have never left the group, and you have kept in touch with me."

Jiang Chen was about to cry now: "Brother, I'm calling you brother, can I? Haven't I quit the group? Last time I quit the group, you just call me and send text messages. I sent a message saying that if I ignore you, you are going to commit suicide."

Zhao Xiang shouted: "I didn't!"

Jiang Chen: "How about I tell this lie?"

Zhao Xiang broke down: "You lied! We were in love, and you took me to the beach to play, but after returning to China, you changed, you said you broke up, and then flirted with those people, you are a liar! "

Jiang Chen: "If I tell a lie, I will be struck by lightning!"

The two quarreled.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded, and he didn't go up to stop him at the first time. Qian Duo's mood also calmed down. He asked Xie Yun dumbfounded: "Boss, who is delusional among them?"

Xie Yun said drunkenly, "I don't know either."

Both of them had black air on their heads, and it was really hard to tell who was telling the truth and who was lying.

Even the heavenly eyes that Di Jun opened to Xie Yun couldn't see through.

It was Hu Da and Hu Er who reacted quickly. They supported each other, dragged them away from the scene, and dragged them to an empty room to calm them down.

It was Zhao Xiang who was dragged by Hu Er. As soon as he entered the room, Zhao Xiang fainted from crying.

As for Hu Da, after dragging Jiang Chen into the room, Jiang Chen almost collapsed.

Hu Da also persuaded: "Speak carefully, don't be in a hurry, if you are in a hurry, you won't be able to explain clearly."

"Besides, if you really don't have feelings for him, leave him alone, you would have left the group to block him or change your number."

Jiang Chen: "I can't watch him really die, can I?"

Hu Da thought about it and thought it was true, then he didn't know what to say.

Jiang Chen looked disgusted: "He can steal things with a lot of money. I feel disgusted when I am with such a person."

Before he came to the hotel, he wanted to take this opportunity to explain everything to Zhao Xiang clearly. After all, what he said online was not as clear as what he said in reality. Talking face-to-face should be better than what he said online.

However, before they could speak clearly, they quarreled violently.

But that's good too, Zhao Xiang's thoughts had been cut off early, and he could live a normal life.

"I think he has hallucinations." Jiang Chen said, "I just liked him a few times on Weibo, chatted with him about a few movies, and he thought I was his boyfriend."

"Whenever I have a crush on someone, he will harass him."

"I was almost driven to depression by him."

Jiang Chen smiled wryly and said to Hu Da: "I'm 26 this year. I met him three years ago. In the past three years, I've been so annoyed that I can't even talk about dating. I can't even go out for a trip. As long as I don't reply to his messages, he will stop talking." Change the number and give me a series of life-threatening calls."

"Tell me, I'm such an adult, I need a partner physically and psychologically, right?"

Hu Da thought of Jiang Xiao, so he said shyly, "Yes, it is necessary."

Jiang Chen sighed.

Xie Yun walked into Zhao Xiangzai's room, Zhao Xiang had just woken up, with freshly dried tears on his face, he looked extremely embarrassed.

"Mr. Zhao." Xie Yun looked at Zhao Xiang, his brows were tightly frowned, "I want to tell you, I don't care how you make trouble outside, but this is a hotel, so we have to abide by the rules of the hotel. Pursue it, but it is impossible for the hotel to let you stay any longer."

"I hope you can leave the hotel as soon as possible."

Xie Yun was very serious, he wasn't joking.

Wherever you are, you must abide by the rules.

Zhao Xiang stared blankly at Xie Yun, and said sharply, "You can't let me go! I paid for it!"

Xie Yun: "I'll refund the money to you, and I can give you more."

Zhao Xiang started crying again: "You want to bully me too."

Xie Yun: "Don't cry, no one is watching here, and no one cares about you when you cry."

Zhao Xiang was stunned, he sat on the bed motionless, and said to himself: "What did I do wrong? I just want to fight for the person I like, is there something wrong? I will treat him well and hold him in my palm , I can do anything for him, can others?"

Xie Yun: "Who are you? You imposed your own ideas on it under the banner of being good for others. You asked him, does he need it?"

Zhao Xiang: "How could he not need it?! His parents never cared about him. You don't know what he was like before?! He told me three years ago that he felt that no one loved him or cared about him. "

"I can love him and care about him!" Zhao Xiang said, "but why doesn't he cherish it?"

"Can anyone treat him better than me?"

Xie Yun looked at Zhao Xiang's face and suddenly didn't know what to say, because for Zhao Xiang, he couldn't listen to others' words.

There are only two truths in his world.

One truth is: if I treat him well, he should accept it and love me as I think.

Another reason is: I know him better than everyone, so only I am suitable for him.

There is something wrong with Zhao Xiang's mentality, and maybe there is something wrong with his spirit.

Zhao Xiang still stared at Xie Yun and asked: "Aren't you? After you give, you don't want to pay back? You said it in a high-sounding way, what is the difference between your essence and mine?"

Xie Yun took a deep breath: "No, we are different."

"If I love someone, I will never force him or entangle him. Love is the most unpredictable thing, but it is also the most precious thing. It cannot withstand years of devastation."

Di Jun outside the door put down his knocking hand.