I woke up with an egg

Xie Yun embarrassedly moved away the hand that had been gnawed red by him.

It was so embarrassing that he blushed himself.

But... Maybe Yao Jun didn't wake up, as long as he destroys the crime as soon as possible, and wipes Yao Jun's hands clean with a wet tissue.

Xie Yun raised his head, looked at Yao Jun, and realized——

People are staring at him intently.

"I, I didn't do it on purpose." Xie Yun quickly explained, "It just looks too delicious."

Fuck!What is he talking about!

What looks delicious is the pig's trotter in the dream!

Di Jun was still looking at him, although he looked expressionless, but if Tai Yi was here, he would know that Di Jun was in a good mood.

It's better not to say too much, Xie Yun whispered quickly: "I'll get you a wet tissue."

Di Jun withdrew his hand: "No need."

Xie Yun didn't think much about it, nodded and said: "I forgot that you have immortality, you can clean it up immediately, I really didn't mean it, please don't be angry with me."

Di Jun sat up from the bed and shook his head lightly: "No."

Xie Yun immediately smiled: "I knew you were a good person! Oh no, what a god!"

Di Jun who got a good person card was also smiling.

Jin Dan just woke up, jumped over from the rocking chair, jumped directly into Xie Yun's arms, Xie Yun hugged Jin Dan and kissed it.

Jindan felt a little regretful: "I don't have a mouth, so I can't kiss my father."

Xie Yun's tone was extraordinarily gentle: "It would be great if my baby had this kind of heart."

The golden egg shook, and asked a little strangely: "Dad, why don't you kiss Daddy?"

Xie Yun: "..."

Di Jun tilted his head, and at an angle Xie Yun couldn't see, the light in his eyes seemed to have substance.

"Baby." Xie Yun racked his brains to explain, "Father and father can't make love in front of you, this is the rule."

Jin Dan is not so easy to be coaxed: "I watch TV series, and the parents of TV series will not avoid kissing the baby's face."

God tm kisses face to face.

Jindan also said quite experienced: "They all avoid kissing the baby."

Xie Yun didn't know what expression to use to look at Di Jun, now he was really blushing from his neck to his neck, and he felt that his mouth was steaming when he spoke.

Transform into a Super Saiyan with upturned hair at any time.

"Jindan is good, dad is going to cook." Xie Yun was going to run away first.

Jin Dan hurriedly shouted: "Father, you are being ridiculous!"

Xie Yun thought to himself, just play around, he never said that he is a person who never plays tricks.

Just when Xie Yun handed the golden egg to Di Jun, and was about to step over Di Jun, but because the golden egg was too heavy, he accidentally jumped on Di Jun.

His waist was resting on Di Jun's lap, his head was resting outside the bed, and one of his feet was raised.

No matter how it looks, it looks like a frog flipped back and forth.

At this moment, the image of the tall boss spread his wings and left Xie Yun.

——Although he didn't seem to have a tall and glorious image in Di Jun's eyes.

"My waist." Xie Yun twisted his waist when he fell just now, holding his waist with one hand, he couldn't turn around no matter what.

Just as Di Jun reached out to help him, Xie Yun yelled, "It hurts!"

Di Jun was helpless, he was about to cast a spell, but was disturbed by Xie Yun's cry of pain.

Di Jun could only stretch out his hand, Xie Yun helped Di Jun's hand to sit up.

Xie Yun's face turned pale from the pain, but luckily his head didn't hit the ground, otherwise it would really be a blown head.

"I really need to exercise." Xie Yun rubbed his waist, "My thousand-year-old waist seems to be dying."

Di Jun stretched out his hand, put it on Xie Yun's waist, and gently kneaded it.

Although it was separated by clothes, Xie Yun felt that Yao Jun's hand strength was just right, a little more would be too heavy, and a little less would be too light.

Xie Yun's thoughts diverged, if Yao Jun opened a massage shop in the world, he would definitely earn a lot of money.

Xie Yun suddenly came back to his senses: "Big Brother, no need, how can I trouble you to rub my waist, I will do it myself, I will do it myself."

Xie Yun supported his waist with both hands, and pushed back Di Jun's hand, his face is not red now, after the fall just now, the red and white combined, and the recovery is almost the same as before.

"Does it still hurt?" Di Jun's eyes drooped slightly. His eyelashes were not thick, but they were long and curled. From this angle, his facial features softened a lot, making people feel unusually gentle.

Xie Yun was also stunned. In his impression, Yao Jun is a very considerate person - this can be seen from his willingness to take care of the golden egg, but at the same time, Yao Jun is also a very sharp-looking person.

It should not even be expressed as handsome, but a more classical word.

Fengshen is free and unrestrained, yet fierce and arrogant.

In short, he is a person who can make Xie Yun feel ashamed just by giving him a look.

But Xie Yun didn't expect to see such a gentle side of Yao Jun.

Xie Yun's goosebumps started to rise, and he was very unaccustomed to it.

"It doesn't hurt!" Xie Yun shuddered, his waist was already much better, and he quickly jumped up from the bed, "I'm going to the kitchen."

When Xie Yun rushed out of the room without washing his teeth or brushing his face, Di Jun hugged the golden egg, and laughed softly, "Silly."

Xie Yun walked in the corridor and touched his head, so he could only knock on Zhao Gongming's door - who knows if Nezha slept, and if he did, Nezha would be very angry when he woke up.

"Brother Zhao, are you up yet?" Xie Yun knocked on Zhao Gongming's door.

Zhao Gongming's voice came from the room: "Get up, come in."

It's better to be a god, and you don't have to open the door yourself.

Xie Yun tidied up her clothes: "I'll borrow your bathroom."

Zhao Gongming nodded: "Go."

It only took less than 10 minutes to wash your face and brush your teeth. It is only 06:30 in the morning, and breakfast starts at [-]:[-].

There is no way, he is the only chef in the hotel, and the mouths of the diners have been fed. If the chef is changed, the restaurant will probably be destroyed.

"Then I'll go out first." Xie Yun smiled at Zhao Gongming.

However, Zhao Gongming waved his hand, with a warm smile on his face: "No hurry, come and sit down."

Xie Yun looked suspicious: "What? What's the matter, Brother Zhao?"

Zhao Gongming looked at Xie Yun's face. This is a young human race. Being young means having infinite possibilities. I don't know whether it is good luck or bad luck.

"I want to tell you about the golden egg." Zhao Gongming snapped his fingers, a white mist poured out from between Zhao Gongming's fingers, and the whole room was surrounded by white mist.

Zhao Gongming: "Time won't pass in this room, sit down, I won't delay you to cook."

Xie Yun sat down across from Zhao Gongming in a calm manner: "What do you want to say to me?"

Zhao Gongming asked softly, "What are you going to do when the golden egg hatches?"

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Could it be that I still want to build a nest?"

No, he doesn't have the ability!

Zhao Gongming closed his eyes helplessly, and opened them again after a few seconds: "I mean, have you ever thought about what will be the body of the golden egg after it breaks its shell?"

When it comes to this, Xie Yun is also very confused: "I don't know, Nezha said before that I was pregnant and I was pregnant, probably... white dove essence, eagle essence, swallow essence or something like that?"

"Don't be a cuckoo! Where can I find a nest where he can occupy a magpie's nest?"

The golden egg is so heavy before its shell is broken, and when it really breaks its shell, it can only be packed in a custom-made oversized bird's nest.

If it is really a cuckoo, where are the big cuckoo juveniles raised?

Looking at Xie Yun, Zhao Gongming felt that Xie Yun was really stupid, but he was quite smart in other aspects, but when it came to matters related to himself, he felt as if someone had knocked him down with a sap, and he couldn't think of the key points.

"Golden eggs are not things in the pool. When the shell breaks in the future, a vision will inevitably come from the sky." Zhao Gongming said, "I have calculated that the golden egg will break its shell in late February next year. The exact date is not very clear. But it’s probably within that range.”

Xie Yun nodded quickly: "Is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

Zhao Gongming: "If the golden egg breaks its shell in the human world, the aura of the human world is not enough to nurture it, otherwise it will always maintain the appearance of a child."

Xie Yun made a mistake.

Zhao Gongming smiled and said, "You have a good relationship with Yaojun, just let him take the golden egg to the Heavenly Court."

Xie Yun frowned and shook his head: "Not so good? Yao Jun is not obliged to help me. I am already very grateful for him helping me take care of the golden egg. I can't let Yao Jun help me all the time. The golden egg is my responsibility, isn't it?" his."

Zhao Gongming had a complicated expression.

Now he especially wants to grab Xie Yun's shoulder, shake him wildly, and tell him: "It's him! It's his responsibility! You're welcome! Use him to your heart's content!"

But the reality is-

Zhao Gongming said softly, "I have another way."

Xie Yun blinked.

Zhao Gongming smiled and said: "Golden eggs need spiritual energy to nurture them, and the only thing that can nourish them in the world is the power of the sun."

Xie Yun was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Zhao Gongming: "Yao Jun and Goddess Xihe are friends, and Goddess Xihe is the god of the sun."

Xie Yun didn't quite understand.

Zhao Gongming really wanted to pry open his brain to see if it was brain pulp or tofu. He explained helplessly: "You can let Yaojun invite Xihe to come down to earth, and let Jindan recognize her as a foster mother."

Xie Yun scratched the back of his head: "It's not very good, she is still a big girl with yellow flowers, I let her goddess come down to be Jindan's mother."

After finishing speaking, Xie Yun's face still had a few blushes.

Zhao Gongming: "..."

Why are you blushing?

Besides, is there a big girl with yellow flowers to describe the god of heaven?

Xie Yunyi said righteously: "How can I trouble Yao Jun because of this?!"

Zhao Gongming said darkly, "Then you go out."

Xie Yun: "?"

Zhao Gongming: "You go out, I want to take it easy!"

Xie Yun didn't know what made Zhao Gongming angry, but when he left, he still said: "Then take care of yourself, don't be mad at me."

Zhao Gongming didn't feel his liver hurt from anger until Xie Yun left.

He couldn't see Xie Yun's stupid appearance, so he wanted Di Jun to ask Xi to make peace.

Forget it, what is he trying to do with the matter of the couple.

He didn't want to see Xi He anyway.

Zhao Gongming recalled the fear when he was caught by Xi He.

He shuddered, and suddenly he was glad that Xie Yun didn't agree just now.

The kitchen is still the same, Hu Niu arrived early, she works diligently and doesn't talk too much, she looks weak and slender, but her strength is stronger than that of a man, Xie Yun once saw her beat Hu Er.

It seems that Hu Er stole her supper.

The beating was so merciless that Xie Yun felt pain even looking at it.

Seeing Xie Yun coming, Hu Niu started to work in a hurry.

"Boss, what are you doing this morning?" Hu Niu asked with a smile, "Is there any meat?"

Xie Yun nodded: "Yes, I will make meat pies and bean paste cakes this morning."

Hu Niu sucked in her saliva: "Can you use chicken for meatloaf?"

Xie Yun: "No."

Hu Niu's saliva stopped in an instant: "It's okay."

Hu Niu looked at Xie Yun's concentrated expression, and the movements of her hands slowed down a bit. She suddenly asked, "Boss, have you ever been in a relationship?"

Xie Yun almost cut off his hand: "No."

Hu Niu was curious: "Why not? Didn't it mean that your human race is in heat all year round?"

Xie Yun: "The main reason is that I have relatively strong restraint, so I won't."

Hu Niu sighed: "But it's not the estrus period yet. My elder brother sleeps in Mr. Jiang's room every day. I told him to be more reserved before getting married, otherwise what should I do if I get cheated?"

Xie Yun spoke for Jiang Xiao: "Mr. Jiang is not a liar either."

Hu Niu herself has a way of saying: "I heard people say that if you let a man win in advance, you will be easily abandoned. My elder brother is like that, and his love is deeply rooted. If he is abandoned, I think he can jump off a building."

Both of them were wearing masks, so they wouldn't spit out their mouths when they spoke. Before Xie Yun could speak, Hu Niu said, "What if Mr. Jiang takes advantage and doesn't recognize the fox?"

Hu Niu thought about it for a while: "How about I threaten him? If he dares to disappoint my elder brother, I will plan to have his three legs."

Xie Yun was stunned: "Don't be so cruel, okay, your brother and Mr. Jiang feel very good."

"Besides, feelings are a matter of getting together when they meet, and separating when they don't. When it's right, they stay together, and when they don't, they separate."

Xie Yun explained: "Everyone who gets married will get divorced, not to mention falling in love, it's not a one-time deal."

Hu Niu seemed to understand, but she quickly changed the phrase: "Then will you divorce in the future?"

Xie Yun: "..." Hu Niu really can't speak!

Xie Yun: "I don't even have a horoscope, I don't even have a partner, how could I have the idea of ​​divorce."

Hu Niu nodded: "That's right, then you can be a happy single dog with me."

Ever since she got a smartphone, Hu Niu would watch some jokes on the Internet, and since then she has learned Internet language and has been out of control.

Sometimes when she talked to Hu Dahu Er, Hu Dahu Er turned her head and asked him to translate.

The business of the hotel is not very good recently, but the business of the restaurant is very good, and it is full every day.

Only those who have no seats have never been dissatisfied.

Xie Yun's arms have been sore recently. After all, he is a mortal body, and the high-intensity work makes him feel that there is nothing good about him.

Xie Yun watched the guests walk into the restaurant.

"Or else we should hire a cook." Xie Yun thought for a while.

When the time comes, let him help himself, learn for a while, and then work when he is ready.

But definitely can't find a novice, it is best to be a veteran, so that it is easy to get started.

Xie Yun posted a recruitment notice on the Internet, with a salary of [-] yuan during the internship period, and [-] yuan after becoming a full-time employee.

There is no way, the wages of chefs are getting higher and higher, and now chefs in first-tier cities start at least [-].

Li Xuan, the chef of a private restaurant far away in the capital, is being scolded.

The location of their private kitchen is good, the focus is on the dining experience of the diners, and the requirements for the staff are almost harsh.

Of course, the income is also very generous. Li Xuan is not yet a chef, and his monthly salary is [-].

The cheapest dessert here is six hundred.

Originally, Li Xuan was going to be patient for the sake of salary. He came from a small place, and his only goal was to be able to buy a house in the capital. The higher he went, the further away Li Xuan's goal was.

Today Li Xuan was publicly criticized by the boss during the staff meeting.

Because of his bad attitude to customers today, he was complained.

Li Xuan stood up and retorted: "Do we have gold leaf? He wants to use gold leaf to stick on handmade chocolates. I said we don't have it. He told me to buy it now, and he punched me. What did I say? "

The boss laughed angrily at Li Xuan's retort: ​​"What did you say? What can you say? The customer is God! There are so many private kitchens and restaurants in the capital, why is our reputation the best? Is it because you cooks have so many skills? okay?"

None of the chefs below spoke.

Their craftsmanship is not bad, but it is definitely not top-notch. Now that they can get such a high salary, it is best not to stand up and refute.

"Let me tell you! If you want to make money here, just pretend to be your grandson!"

"What a mess of thoughts, and your unimportant self-esteem, it's best to throw them away as soon as possible!"

"I am not a charitable enterprise here, nor are they small businesses with no money. There is not so much chicken soup for you to drink."

"If you want to make money, the customer is God! It's good for customers to fart!"

Li Xuan listened to the boss's words with a blank expression on his face.

He has worked here for three years, but he didn't save any money in these three years. The capital city is expensive. He rented a single room. Because it is the master bedroom, the monthly rent is close to [-]. Parents in my hometown paid money, as well as living expenses, which was just enough for expenses and daily expenses for a month.

The customers here are all rich, some with quality and some without.

If you encounter unqualified customers, you will be finished.

Because even rebuttals are wrong.

As long as the customer complains, regardless of right or wrong, it is all the staff's fault.

It is often to recite the self-criticism in public, and then deduct wages.

Complain about deducting [-] wages at a time.

Li Xuan has been detained for [-] yuan this month.

He really couldn't take it anymore, he was obviously a chef, but he was like a punching bag, he couldn't fight back when he was beaten, and he couldn't fight back when he was scolded.

"Boss, I want to resign."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Li Xuan finally said this sentence.

The boss frowned, but he didn't take it seriously: "Okay, you resign on your own initiative, go to the resignation report now, I will sign it for you immediately, and leave tomorrow!"

As he spoke, he turned his head and gave a lecture to the staff: "All of you keep your eyes open and take a good look. Don't be like some people. There are probably only two bad things in this life."

The following employee didn't know why: "Isn't this a compliment? What two points?"

The boss sneered: "It's not good here, it's not good there."

Everyone: "..."

Boss: "But it's a little good."

Li Xuan raised his head slowly, maybe after so many years of cooking in this private kitchen, the boss will show him some face in the end.

The boss also looked at Li Xuan: "I feel good about myself."

After finishing speaking, the boss waved his hand: "Why are you still standing here? Get lost!"

Li Xuan really got out, and when he really got out and returned to his rental house, he didn't know what to do.

He came from a poor mountainous area, and his family spent all their money to let him study. Because of him, his two younger brothers didn't even go to high school. His father believed that only by studying could he have a future, so he always hoped that he would become a scholar engaged in scientific research.

To this day, he has not done anything to tell his family that he is a cook.

They always thought that Li Xuan was doing academic work in the capital.

Quitting his job, he had to re-enter early to survive.

But the pace of life in the capital is too fast, everyone is working hard to earn money, but the prices are getting higher and higher, the more you earn, the more you spend, there is no chance to breathe.

Li Xuan lay on the bed and watched the recruitment software.

Originally, his positioning was the capital city, but after turning around, he felt that it was not very suitable.

He has limited skills and has never been a chef, but what people want is a chef who can stand alone.

But other interns are given less than 3000 yuan a month. In the capital, where every inch of land is expensive, [-] yuan can't even pay the rent.

The capital city is not enough, but another city seems to be fine.

Li Xuan changed the positioning to the whole country.

Li Xuan turned for five or six hours, until his eyes were sour and weeping. Just a second before he was about to fall asleep, a recruitment page suddenly popped up.

Li Xuan rubbed his eyes and read out the name of the company on the recruitment page: "Mountainside Qingyun Hotel."

When closing his eyes, Li Xuan thought, the name of this hotel is like a joke.

Xie Yun found that after his recruitment announcement, many people still submitted their resumes, and he received at least 100 points.

However, many of them are random votes, some have no experience at all, and some are pastry chefs. Anyway, there are all kinds of strange things, and not many meet the requirements.

Xie Yun had to find time to screen.

"How about this one?" Chen Meng used a computer to screen, and Xie Yun used a mobile phone.

Xie Yun leaned over his head: "The chef in the capital, why would you submit your resume to us? It's a nonsense, right?"

Chen Meng looked at the photo: "Really? I didn't see it. I think he looks pretty good. He looks gentle. Our hotel is only short of this style."

Xie Yun was powerless to refute: "Are you collecting dolls?"

Chen Meng smiled and said: "Just kidding, I'll contact him and talk to him first, if it doesn't work, forget it."

This platform allows companies to communicate directly with candidates, which is very convenient.

"Okay, please."

Xie Yun went to the bathroom in the corridor to wash his hands.

When I came out, I saw Pheasant Jing and Skunk whispering something in the corner.

Xie Yun frowned, feeling that the matter must be complicated, he suddenly thought that the pheasant essence and the skunk were actually here to inquire about the news - but he simply forgot about it.

Could it be that they have some terrifying conspiracy?