I woke up with an egg

The skunk has a personal name - Qiu Dayong.

Looking at that small person, I really feel sorry for such a name.

Qiu Dayong originally planned to run away, but after eating a meal, the whole skunk changed, and all kinds of shameless ones wanted to stay.

Hu Er is currently teasing Qiu Dayong with fried cicada pupae.

Qiu Dayong went to fish on his feet, and Hu Erdou was able to handle it with ease due to his height advantage.

This skunk has only become a spirit for more than ten years, and it is estimated that it took only a few years to cultivate a human form.

Cultivation is something that cannot be said with certainty. Some monsters have practiced for hundreds of years and cannot cultivate their human form.

Some only need a few years, this is born, others can't be jealous.

Hu Er looked at this skunk. It was normal for his people to ask him to come over to investigate. If one ignores his IQ, in terms of ability, no matter which race he is placed in, he is a leader.

While Hu Er was in a daze, Qiu Dayong quickly jumped onto Hu Er's knee, bit off the cicada chrysalis in an instant, and chewed it with a crackling sound.

"Your place is really nice!" Qiu Dayong pouted enviously, "The air conditioner is always on, there are so many carpets, and there are delicious food."

"I also saw a rabbit this morning." Qiu Dayong was very jealous, "What can a rabbit do? Besides being eaten, it is still eaten. Braised the rabbit's head!"

Hu Er swallowed.

Qiu Dayong looked at Hu Er's expression, and asked with a smile: "What do you think of me replacing that rabbit? We killed the rabbit secretly, and burned it to eat, how about it?"

Hu Er slapped Qiu Dayong on the head and stared at him, "Keep your mouth shut, or I'll kill you and have a meal of braised skunk meat."

Qiu Dayong muttered in a low voice: "You are really not picky, you say that our skunk meat is stinky."

Hu Er cut it, took out a lollipop from nowhere, took one for himself, and stuffed another for Qiu Dayong: "Stop talking, I feel bored listening to you talk."

Qiu Dayong snorted.

It happened that Bai Ju jumped across this area. He had learned to behave himself recently, and he would not jump into the guest room, at most he would look through the crack of the door.

Bai Ju took a second look and wrinkled his nose: "It has a smell."

But he left without looking any further.

As the number one mascot of the Halfway Hotel, Baiju has been very busy recently!

He has to be busy patrolling the hotel and acting cute in front of the human race. He thinks he is the most useful mascot in the world.

But not long after, Bai Ju discovered that he had an extra competitor.

This is still on the way of Baiju's cuteness. He has recently mastered a new cuteness technique. He will spin between the legs of the human race, and then jump up and touch the human race's hand with his ears.

This trick has been tried and tested, and the girls are scrambling to hug him.

Surrounded by girls, Bai Ju feels that even the idols in Terran TV dramas are not as popular as him.

However, when Bai Ju was immersed in the love of the girls, he saw a black and white shadow provoking people everywhere just like what he did just now-but this man does not distinguish between men and women, and he takes all men and women.

"what is this?"

"Looks like a squirrel."

"Have you ever seen a black and white squirrel?"

"This...isn't it a skunk?"

"This hotel is really magical. Do you want a skunk to be a mascot? But this skunk doesn't smell bad."

"Yeah, the skunk doesn't smell much."

"It's not bad to touch, the small eyes are round and round, very cute."

Bai Ju almost gnawed his front teeth.

OK!Where did this coquettish slut come from, and he wants to compete with himself for the seat of the number one mascot of the half-mountainside hotel!

See if you don't bite him to death!

But the girl holding Baiju touched Baiju's ears and said softly: "I just like Baibai, he is cute and cute, his whole body is snow-white, without a single hair, and he is also the most obedient among rabbits." The prettiest bunny."

What he said made Bai Ju feel at ease.

Look, this kind of beautiful and gentle human race is still sensible.

The human race who can look at that skunk and find it cute has something wrong with their eyes.

The skunk is like a duck to water in the human race at this time, being hugged and touched for a while.

He thought it would be nice to be a mascot in the hotel.

At this moment, Qiu Dayong suddenly felt a gaze, he turned his head slightly, and saw Bai Ju who was staring at him.

The white rabbit and the skunk met in the crowd, sparks seemed to go off in the air.

"I knew that coquettish slut like him would definitely snatch it from me." Bai Ju squatted on the chair and complained to his little brother, wild cat Mimi, "How can a pure and unpretentious rabbit like me compare with that flamboyant one? "

Mimi licked her front paws, squinted at Bai Ju, and didn't understand what Bai Ju was angry at.

But if my boss is angry, there must be a reason to be angry. Mimi quickly said, "Teacher Bai, don't be angry. I'll go and see that skunk for you, and let him know how powerful we are!"

Bai Ju shook his head: "Forget it, your cultivation is not good enough."

He also sighed as he said that, he also wanted to cultivate human form. These monsters who were born with spiritual intelligence grew much slower than ordinary monsters of the same race. Baiju is still a cub even now, although he looks like Adult rabbits are similar, but Baiju also knows that his body is still that of a cub.

"I don't know when I will be able to cultivate a human form." Baiju sighed, looked at Mimi, and was angry when she saw that Mimi was not sad about cultivation, "Look at you! Every day I either lick your paws or your balls What's there to lick! It's useless to lick it, anyway, it's not necessary."

Mimi snorted: "How do you know I don't need it? Maybe I will be an adult tomorrow, and I will find a beautiful cat sister, I will be happy."

Bai Ju looked at Er Gouzi: "Gouzi, don't be influenced by Mimi."

Er Gouzi flapped his ears: "No, no."

Xie Yun just went up to the third floor to give some rewards to Bai Ju, who has been working hard recently, no, he is serious about being cute.

The white radish in the garden just happened to be ripe. Although the white radish is too watery, it is not suitable for rabbits to eat, but Baiju is not an ordinary rabbit, and his stomach is certainly not the stomach of an ordinary shop.

As a result, as soon as Xie Yun went upstairs, he heard Bai Ju educating his younger brother.

The little wild boar Benben is defending himself: "We wild boars practice slowly, so I can't blame me."

Bai Ju is still teaching it: "How can you be so unambitious! It's because your practice is slow, so you have to work harder! You have to work hard to become a pig like a pig!"

When Ben Ben heard the description of a pig on a pig, he also cheered up: "Teacher Bai, don't worry! I will definitely work hard!"

"Don't be in a hurry to transform." Baiju was still saying, "I heard that wild boars don't look very good in transformation. You should wait until your cultivation is stable before transforming. Otherwise, you will be ugly and you will be out of luck."

Benben groaned a few times, then nodded, indicating that he understood.

Benben is the least clever of Baiju's younger brothers, but he is the smartest. His sense of smell is better than that of Er Gouzi, but he has not been very good at cultivation.

It is also the one that Baiju is most worried about.

Probably because they have been with them for a long time, Bai Ju regards himself as the big patriarch, always taking care of the little brother in his hands, he almost pissed on them.

"Boss." At this moment, Bai Ju saw Xie Yun carrying the basket, his eyes lit up, and he quickly jumped off the stool, his ears trembled, even Xie Yun felt a little itchy when he saw it, and wanted to step forward touch it.

Baiju's nose moved and his eyes lit up: "What did you bring?"

Xie Yun put down the basket and said with a smile: "You have worked hard recently, so I will send you a condolence gift."

Bai Jule's rabbit teeth were trembling, and his happy eyes were narrowed into slits, but he still kept his senses, and complained: "That skunk is not a good thing, don't be fooled by him, he is just a Such a coquettish look."

Xie Yun thought about the white and black fur of the skunk, but he couldn't think of anything coquettish about it: "He said that there will be a pheasant spirit coming later."

Bai Ju jumped on the spot: "The pheasant essence is coming?! Boss! The pheasant essence is so bad! Their hearts are born black, and they don't know anything else, but they have a special way of seducing people, and they may sneak into your house in the middle of the night." Went to bed."

Xie Yun laughed out loud: "Why are you talking so like a vixen?"

Bai Ju rolled his eyes: "Hu Da and the three of them are non-mainstream vixen, if they are included in vixen, they will be scolded!"

"You are amazing, you are amazing." Xie Yun couldn't hold back, and touched the white rabbit's ears. The fur was soft and smooth, and it felt good no matter how you touched it.

Bai Ju was still very proud: "That's right, I didn't say that there are no good monsters among the pheasants."

Xie Yun continued to touch Bai Ju's ears, and felt that Bai Ju was now very much like a concubine vying for favor, first staring at the skunk, and now at the pheasant that has no shadow.

So...he is the emperor himself.

The other emperors are Fendai from Sangong Sixth Courtyard, and Xie Yun is a monster from Sangong Sixth Courtyard.

Thinking about it this way, it's also very western!

"Don't worry." Xie Yun comforted, "Even if the pheasant essence comes, I still like you the most."

Satisfied, Bai Ju raised his buttocks: "That's right, the original appearance of Pheasant Essence is not cute at all."

"Tell me behind my back that I'm not cute." On a tree branch next to the third floor, a pheasant with colorful feathers narrowed its eyes and said viciously, "I'll let you know later, what is an elephant in front of an elephant?" Fatty!"

Chen Meng is not very busy every day. Some time ago, the purchasers left after buying what they liked, and they walked more quickly, as if walking slowly would cost them [-] million less a day.

So there are fewer people recently, it would be good if Chen Meng can receive twenty guests a day.

She was watching the lobby while playing with her mobile phone.

It turned out that the TV series happened to be in the exciting part, and Chen Meng was able to watch the drama, and devoted his whole body and mind to the TV series.

"I want to open a room." A man's voice sounded above Chen Meng's head.

Chen Mengxun raised his head.

This man is very gorgeous, not the enchanting beauty of Hu Dahu Er, nor is he gaudy, his beauty is like a peacock, although he is gorgeous, but also elegant, he is very beautiful, but he will not be mistaken for a woman , and will not make people feel weak.

Chen Meng was dumbfounded.

She has seen too many handsome guys, tall and handsome, extraordinary handsome, everything in the hotel, she is almost immune to beauty.

But this one still made her almost unable to look away.

"Are you dumbfounded?" The man's chuckle came, and Chen Meng blushed.

Chen Meng quickly said, "Do you offer a single room?"

The man smiled: "I'll come alone, I'll definitely get a single room, but..."

Chen Meng seemed to understand the man's hint, but she still held her own. She whispered, "This is the room card, it's on the far right of the second floor, and there's a small balcony."

This is the best room in the single room. Chen Meng usually doesn't choose a room like this. He just clicks on which one is which one. This is the first time that Pangu opened the world.

When the man left, Chen Meng's expression was still a little dazed.

After nearly an hour, Chen Meng came back to his senses.

No, that's not her style, she likes tough men with eight-pack abs.

Why did you become fascinated after just watching it for a few times?

What a hell.

Chen Meng rubbed the back of his head, but he still couldn't figure it out, but it's fine if he can't figure it out.

It's just a guest anyway.

When the man came out of the room that afternoon, the men and women in the hall watched him.

There was covetousness in everyone's eyes.

Regardless of men and women, all are an idiot.

There was also a middle-aged man with a general belly who approached him, but he just politely refused with a smile all the time.

In the end, many people from the surrounding hotels came to see the handsome guy.

The hall was surrounded by water.

Xie Yun was taken aback when he walked into the hall.

It just so happened that this point was also the point where Bai Ju started to work and act cute, and he saw the pheasant essence in the crowd at a glance.

The Pheasant Essence is born with a knack for seductiveness, even if she is not good-looking, she is enough to stand out from the crowd.

Bai Ju was angry, Bai Ju was frightened, and Bai Ju rushed forward, originally trying to attract people's attention by showing off his cuteness, but now people only see Pheasant Essence, not him.

So no matter how hard Baiju tried, he still couldn't get the attention he had before.

This made Bai Ju anxious.

Xie Yun didn't want a bunch of people crowded in the lobby, and many of them were guests from other hotels.

So he hurriedly pushed through the crowd and walked over to the man, and asked with a smile, "Are you staying in our hotel?"

Pheasant Essence took a look at Xie Yun, and stood up with a smile on his face: "Yes, my name is Yunshan, Chen Yunshan."

Xie Yun looked around: "There are many people in the hall, why don't you follow me to the balcony?"

Chen Yunshan nodded: "Okay."

After Chen Yunshan and Xie Yun had left, a group of people came back to their senses.

"Strange, I just took the wrong medicine."

"The man just now was really handsome, but I can't even remember his face now."

"That's right, if it weren't for the modern society, I would have thought he was a vixen."

"Fuck, I, a big man, just stared dumbfounded."

……

Hu Er listened from the sidelines, shit, they vixen would not use such tricks to confuse people.

If he dared to use coquetry, he would definitely be beaten to death by his father.

When he was young, he and his elder brother sneaked to the human market. Because they forgot to bring money, the elder brother used coquettish tricks. After being caught back, his butt was really smashed. Hu Er felt pain when he looked at it. It's just that he was fined not to eat sugar for a month.

Dad often said that what a vixen is most afraid of is using coquetry. If you get used to it, your cultivation will be dirty, and you will never be able to gain enlightenment in the future.

Everything they do, every spell they use, is watched by Tiandao.

Xie Yun took the pheasant essence to the balcony, which was also on the second floor, at the end of the corridor, separated by a glass door, and there were tables, chairs and benches on the balcony. Xie Yun opened the glass door and made a gesture of invitation.

Chen Yunshan walked in and sat on the seat closest to the balcony.

Xie Yun sat across from him, poured a glass of water and pushed it over.

"Excuse me, are you..." Xie Yun didn't finish the question.

Chen Yunshan turned her head and snorted: "Boss, don't play dumb, you know who I am, that skunk must have sensed my breath and didn't dare to come out."

Sure enough, his guess was correct, Xie Yun asked curiously: "Then why did you make such a big scene?"

Chen Yunshan's nose turned to the sky: "It's that rabbit. He must have said bad things about our pheasant family. He thought it was the cutest in the world. What a cutie. Is he as cute as me?"

Xie Yun: "..."

Are these monsters here to be funny?

"But your hotel is quite strange." Chen Yunshan was a little curious, "the aura is strong, but I checked carefully, but I didn't find any spiritual eyes."

Xie Yun didn't hide it: "It must be amazing, my hotel doesn't have much else, it only produces one special product."

Chen Yunshan's eyes lit up: "What specialty?"

Xie Yun looked at him pretending to be profound.

Chen Yunshan said quickly: "You see, I came here in a hurry, and I didn't bring any presents. If you want anything, just tell me, there is nothing I can't get."

Xie Yun waved his hand: "The special product is——"

Chen Yunshan listened seriously.

Xie Yun: "Immortal."

"Huh?" Chen Yunshan was dumbfounded.

Xie Yun stretched out his hand and waved in front of Chen Yunshan: "What's wrong?"

Chen Yunshan clapped his hands: "I just said that there is something wrong, so it is like this, which makes sense, why there is such a strong spiritual energy even though there is no spiritual eye, it turns out that this is not spiritual energy, but immortal energy!"

At this time, Chen Yunshan was so excited that Xie Yun was taken aback.

Before Xie Yun came back to his senses, Chen Yunshan quickly gave Xie Yun a big gift.

Fortunately, Xie Yun stopped him quickly, otherwise Chen Yunshan would have knelt down.

Chen Yunshan quickly confessed to herself: "Although I seem to be quite capable, I am actually just a little demon with rudimentary Taoism. On our mountain top, the spiritual energy is thin and it is difficult to cultivate. If you are willing to keep me, I can definitely do it." Better than that rabbit and skunk."

"Although I don't look as fat as them."

Fat?Xie Yun had a question mark on his face.

Probably because Xie Yun's question was too obvious, Chen Yunshan quickly said: "You humans say it's called Zhuyuanyurun, cute."

Xie Yun's expression was a bit complicated.

Chen Yunshan: "I can also sweep the floor. I don't need wages, I do it for free, as long as you let me stay."

"I'll still crow!"

Chen Yunshan: "You don't need to buy an alarm clock, I'm going to chime for you every day. You can ask for the volume, and it's absolutely green and natural."

Xie Yun really didn't know which expression to use now, and said dumbfoundedly: "I'll go back and think about it, you don't have to think too much."

Chen Yunshan was still saying, "If you don't like crowing directly, I'll give you a different way to crow at that time."

So Xie Yun coaxed Chen Yunshan back to the room in a coaxing tone.

Chen Yunshan didn't come out of the room until dinner.

He went to the restaurant according to Hu Da's prompt and found a seat to sit down. Now he didn't use charms. In the eyes of everyone, he was a gorgeous and good-looking man, but he didn't have the breathtaking beauty of the afternoon at all. .

Tonight's dishes are Braised Lion Head, Stir-fried Bitter Gourd and Cold Dried Tofu.

There are not many dishes, but no one complained.

Chen Yunshan felt strange, there were not many people staying in the hotel, but the restaurant was full of people.

He asked the girl next to him, "Why are there so many people?"

The girl's face was slightly red: "They are all from nearby hotels. There are no restaurants on the mountain, only in the hotel. The restaurant in this hotel is very delicious."

The food in the world, no matter how delicious it is, is limited. Chen Yunshan didn't take it seriously at first.

He is also a monster who has practiced for hundreds of years.

Even in the Qing Dynasty, he even stole food from the Imperial Dining Room.

Hmm... not only is it cold, but the taste is not good. There is a table full of dishes, all of which are for viewing.

Being an emperor is also very pitiful. He can’t eat anything he wants, as if he has broken his hand. The emperor has to eat whatever the eunuch who is serving next to him asks the emperor to eat.

Anyway, the emperor in the world, so be it.

Chen Yunshan was a little lost in thought.

After he finished queuing up to get the food, he sat down at the table again, and just took a bite of braised lion's head and put it in his mouth, but the whole chicken was bad.

The taste is delicious, without much seasoning, and the soup is thick, but it will not cover up the aroma and sweetness of the food itself.

Chen Yunshan swallowed the food in his mouth, and quickly picked it up again.

The actions of the people around him were even more exaggerated than him, as if they were reincarnated from starvation.

This hotel has a fairy spirit, not many things to do, and the food is so delicious.

Chen Yunshan clenched her fists and secretly made up her mind that he must stay here.

Even if you are a mascot pretending to be stupid and cute, you have to do better than the skunk and the rabbit!

Xie Yun had been busy all day and didn't return to the room until after eleven o'clock in the evening.

Di Jun didn't lie down on the bed too early tonight, but sat at the table reading a book, and Jindan dangled by himself on the small rocking chair Di Jun prepared for him.

Xie Yun took off his shirt and asked Di Jun, "What are you looking at?"

Di Jun: "Look at the previous documents."

Xie Yun became curious: "What document?"

Di Jun put the bookstall over and showed it to Xie Yun.

"Ancient mythological documents." Xie Yun looked at the words on it, and found that Di Jun happened to see the chapter of "Yellow Emperor".

Di Jun's expression was calm: "You should also look at it more, it's good to see this."

Xie Yun nodded, anyway, there is no harm in learning more: "Well, I will spend half an hour every day watching it, and I will go to take a shower and then go to sleep."

Di Jun waved his hand: "Go."

Xie Yun took a shower and came out, and what he saw was Dijun already lying on the bed, Jin Dan fell in love with the rocking chair, and was about to spend the night in the rocking chair.

There was no other way, Xie Yun could only step over Di Jun's body gently - only one side of this old-fashioned big bed could go up, and Di Jun was still sleeping outside.

This night, Xie Yun had a good dream. He dreamed that he was eating pig's trotters. The pig's trotters were fragrant and crispy, but he couldn't eat them all the time, but he could feel full after smelling the smell, which was very refreshing.

When Xie Yun woke up, he found that what he gnawed was not a pig's trotter, but Di Jun's hand.

... He gnawed red.