I woke up with an egg

The moonlight shines all over the earth, and everything is glowing with silver light.

Xie Yun's red heart was beating non-stop in his chest.

However, Qian Duo couldn't understand Xie Yun's mood. He also suggested to Xie Yun: "Just wait, I'll catch them right away. Tomorrow we will eat braised rabbit heads, roasted bear paws, and fried wild pork with green peppers."

Xie Yun felt a cold head.

"Let them stay here." Xie Yun hurriedly stopped Qian Duo, "We'll just come over and have a look once in a while."

Although he really wanted to touch them, these cubs could tell they were wild at a glance, and they could talk when they were smart, and even those who didn't know how to run away when humans approached It's them.

If it is really good for them to practice here, as long as they don't do bad things, why not?

Xie Yun whispered: "Also, pandas are national treasures, so don't talk about bear paws."

Qian Duo felt aggrieved: "What's so good about black and white bears? They only eat and sleep. How unsightly are they to pick their feet and belly? Although we weasels fart, we don't fart every day when we have nothing to do. They only let it go when they are threatened. Why is it a national treasure?"

Thinking about the attitude of the human race towards the weasel, those who heard it were sad and those who saw it shed tears. Qian Duo said sadly: "It's like guarding us against thieves."

Xie Yun was silent for a while, and couldn't help but said: "Can you prevent stealing chickens?"

Qian Duo sighed: "I read the news before, and the pandas go down the mountain to steal sheep. Aren't sheep more expensive than chickens?"

Xie Yun: "... Panda stealing things, can that be called stealing?"

Qian Duo: "..."

Qian Duo said in grief: "I understand it. Anyway, the racial discrimination in your race is getting worse. Why are we weasels not as good as pandas?"

"Who's there!" The white rabbit's ears moved, its red eyes looked around, and then settled behind the tree where Xie Yun and the others were hiding. It half stood up vigilantly, and shouted nervously, "Come out! Otherwise I will kill your whole family!"

Xie Yun and Qian Duo: "..."

Where did this white rabbit learn such coquettish talk?

The little boar shivered and hid behind the hamster.

The hamster fled and hid behind the little wild boar.

Xie Yun felt that he was really going to scare these cubs out, so he could only drag money and walk out.

"It's me." Xie Yun stood under the moonlight, and the moonlight fell on him. In addition, his skin was fair, and he still had a three-point smile without expression. Just got nervous.

But when he turned his head and saw Qian Duo, all the white hair on his body exploded.

The ears were erect and high, and the cubs beside him all moved closer to the little white rabbit.

What's different is that the baby panda doesn't seem to be afraid of Xie Yun. It staggers, walks up to Xie Yun step by step, and stretches out its front paws to grab Xie Yun's trouser legs.

"Big Zhuang! Come back quickly!" The little white rabbit was in a hurry and shouted at the baby panda.

However, the panda Da Zhuang was not afraid. After standing up with Xie Yun's trouser legs, he stretched out his front paws, blinked his small eyes, and poked out his belly, and said coquettishly, "Hug!"

Xie Yun's eyes are flooded, his dream is to hold a baby roll once, the baby roll is like a ball, soft and cute, it is the most cutest thing in the universe, it can't be overstated.

So he bent down, and sure enough he hugged Da Zhuang into his arms.

Da Zhuang nestled on Xie Yun's arms, then turned half of his body, and raised his paws at his friends at an angle Xie Yun couldn't see.

Da Zhuang gave a "yeah".

Companions: "..."

The little white rabbit saw that the other party had taken a bear hostage, so he could only walk out of the group slowly, and stood less than five meters away from Xie Yun. It struggled to stand upright, and then seriously said to Xie Yun: "Human race, you What do you want to do?"

Xie Yun said: "I am doing business here. The hotel is on the opposite mountain, halfway up the mountain. My staff said that there are monsters floating around here. In order to make sure that you are not bad monsters, I came here to take a look. .”

The little white rabbit's eyes were full of suspicion: "Didn't you come here to catch us?"

Xie Yun shook his head, and pinched Da Zhuang's little paw: "No, I didn't want to disturb your cultivation."

The little white rabbit lowered half of his vigilance, but still carried more of it, and asked, "Then you can go now."

Xie Yun didn't move.

The little white rabbit's eyes narrowed slightly.

Xie Yun still didn't move.

The little white rabbit shouted: "Why don't you go!"

Xie Yun was also very wronged: "I'll touch two more hands before leaving!"

Da Zhuang spread his belly: "Touch me."

Xie Yun touched Da Zhuang's belly and asked, "Why didn't you stay with your mother?"

Da Zhuang thought for a while: "Mom went out to look for food and disappeared. I was hungry, so I came out."

Da Zhuang raised his short tail, motioned Xie Yun to touch his butt, and said, "Brother, take me to the zoo, I don't want to practice anymore."

"I heard that the zoo has endless bamboo and fruits, and when I become an adult, I will be assigned a daughter-in-law."

Xie Yun: "..."

Never expected that this panda has such a big ambition.

Da Zhuang whispered, "I can't even get enough to eat here."

The little white rabbit's face turned dark: "You are the one who eats the most! You can eat for ten hours a day without stopping!"

Da Zhuang groaned and said, "There's no way, I'm a panda, and pandas just eat a lot."

The little white rabbit said: "I despise you! I despise you!"

Da Zhuang leaned on Xie Yun's chest: "Then you despise me."

Xie Yun was almost amused, as expected, no matter what the little animals said, they were all cute.

"If you want to go to the zoo, you can go to the mountain over there, and then I will contact the forestry bureau and send you to the zoo." Xie Yun touched Da Zhuang's head, "But if you think about it, go to the zoo." Once you get to the zoo, you won’t be able to get out, and you can only be locked in the glass in the future, but you will definitely be able to eat if you are full, and you will indeed have a wife.”

Da Zhuang nodded: "I'm going to the zoo."

It already understands its status as a national treasure, and it is perfect to go to the zoo to eat, drink and have fun!

Xie Yun: "Okay, you go there at noon tomorrow, and I'll find someone to pick you up."

Da Zhuang was satisfied, and said softly, "Life is so hard."

The little animals know that life is difficult, Xie Yun can't laugh or cry, and then said to the little white rabbit: "As for you, I won't disturb your life, but you also know that if someone contracts this mountain, you can't wait any longer. Here it is."

"Why don't you choose to go to an inaccessible forest? There are no humans there, so it should be more suitable for you to practice?" Xie Yun asked curiously.

The little white rabbit finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the ground: "It's dangerous there, there are wild beasts everywhere, although we have opened up our intelligence, but we don't have any demon power, those wild beasts only know how to hunt and eat, they have no brains, so we can't fight with them." Make sense."

The little animals next to him responded one after another: "Yes, they are unreasonable!"

"My elder brother was eaten by a snake, and it wouldn't let go when my elder brother recited sutras to it!"

"Extremely barbaric! Extremely terrifying!"

"I have so much flesh on my body, they will definitely want to eat me." The little wild boar grunted twice and said aggrievedly.

"People also like to eat me." The little wild boar was even more aggrieved.

The hamster jumped up and shouted: "I am so small, what if I am trampled to death?"

"That's right, the deep mountains and old forests are particularly dangerous, you can't go there."

"Those beasts really don't have brains. Last time I reasoned with a snapping turtle, it stretched its neck and bit me!"

A kitten said timidly: "The same family is also very fierce. I was always bullied by wild cats in the past. Fortunately, Teacher Bai saved me."

"Teacher Bai?" Xie Yun was a little surprised. Did someone bring this group of little monsters?

The little white rabbit jumped up and said, "I am Teacher Bai, and I named myself Baiju."

Why would a rabbit name itself a horse?

Are you so ambitious?

Bai Ju seemed to have noticed what Xie Yun was thinking, and said seriously: "I used to listen to a teacher in my hometown, and he said that time flies, so I am called this name."

Cubs: "Our Teacher Bai is very educated!"

Bai Ju puffed out his chest, a little proud.

Qian Duo licked the root of his teeth, he saw a little rooster, the little cock was growing very well, the gravy was rich and delicious, and the little cock at this age was the most delicious.

The little rooster suddenly shivered in the group of cubs, shivering.

Xie Yun said to Bai Ju: "You guys can practice here now, if you encounter any problems, you can go to the hotel opposite and ask me for help."

Bai Ju narrowed his eyes, thinking that the matter was not simple: "What do you want?"

There is an old saying in the human race that there is no such thing as a free lunch, and Bai Ju takes it seriously, and will not naively think that the other party doesn't want anything.

Xie Yun said: "At that time, you will need to take turns to be mascots. You are smart and will not be bullied by customers. You usually act cute, act like a baby, and serve you delicious food. It would be best if you can show cuteness to customers. , it doesn’t matter if you don’t.”

Before Bai Ju could speak, Kitten suddenly said, "I will! I used to be a pet! I have experience! My humans like me!"

A little milk dog also said: "I will too, and my master likes me very much."

The kitten lowered its head suddenly: "But my human is sick. I went out to find medicine for him, but I couldn't find my way home."

The little milk dog also cried and said: "My master bought a breed dog. The breed dog always scolded me and beat me. I tried to reason with it and he didn't understand it, so I ran away."

Bai Ju suddenly shouted: "What are you talking about?! Can a little food buy us off?! No! Do you know what I used to do?"

At this time, Xie Yun and the cubs asked in a daze: "What are you doing?"

Bai Ju said proudly: "Since I was born, I have been the cutest rabbit in my rabbit cage! Of course I am the best mascot!"

"But I'm cute too."

"I'm cute too, I think I'm the most suitable mascot."

"Is there any meat to eat?"

"I like to eat green leaves."

"I wish it had spinach."

"I still remember the days when I watched Popeye with humans."

Xie Yun looked at the chattering of a group of cute animals, and quickly said: "The shift system is not fixed, there is one every day, and you can assign the order yourself."

Bai Ju looked around at his partners, and said seriously: "Then tomorrow is the first day, I am the boss, I will be the first to go there."

After finishing speaking, he asked, "Do you have any opinions?"

The cubs said in unison: "—Yes!"

Bai Ju choked: "The opinion is invalid!"

So it was decided that when the time comes, the White Rabbit and Gun Gun will come together. Gun Gun Dazhuang's goal is at the zoo, and Xie Yun can't go against Gun Gun's wishes. After all, he doesn't have the qualifications to raise national treasures. He runs a hotel, not zoo.

Moreover, if you run a zoo, you may not be able to apply for the qualification to raise national treasures.

Let Da Zhuang go to the zoo to enjoy himself.

When Xie Yun was going down the mountain, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth. The cute and soft animals really can make people feel better. At least Xie Yun is in a good mood now and feels that he can fly.

Only Qian Duo still misses that little cock.

Those powerful wings, those calves, and that body line are all delicious at first glance.

The saliva that has a lot of money is about to flow out.

Xie Yun said earnestly to Qianduo: "You can't attack a smart animal."

Qian Duo quickly swallowed his saliva: "No, no, how could I do this? Bunny is so cute, who would eat it?"

After finishing speaking, Qian Duo was lost in his imagination, and added a superfluous sentence: "If I have to eat it, I choose the rabbit's head with chopped peppers."

Xie Yun laughed out loud: "Aren't you still hungry? For the sake of you coming with me today, I'll cook you chicken for nothing tomorrow."

Qian Duo immediately stopped being greedy for rabbits, and he swallowed wildly: "Make a whole one, I will eat it alone, and I will not share it with others."

Xie Yun: "Not even Lin Chao?"

Qian Duo was not as embarrassed as he thought, but said firmly, "You can never imagine the happiness of eating alone."

Xie Yun praised: "Yes, this is very strong."

"Besides, Lin Chao's salary is higher than mine. If he wants to eat chicken, he can buy it himself." Qian Duo plausibly said, "I'm so poor, it's not easy to be able to eat a chicken."

Qian Duo rolled his eyes: "Besides, his parents don't like me, so let him play less with me. When I went to school, I went out of school with him. When his parents picked him up, they would point at Sang and scold Huai." what to say."

"Birds of a feather flock together, and rats divide into groups. A bad weasel will have no future in this life. Being friends with such a weasel will make you have no future."

"You have to play with human children with good grades."

Qian Duo snorted: "Anyway, I thought about it carefully. His parents don't like me, and they will definitely call again. I'm too lazy to argue with them. I'd better strangle the signs to death in my swaddling baby."

Xie Yun was stunned by Qian Duo's words, because in Xie Yun's eyes, Qian Duo is not only a nympho, but also a real love brain, who looks like he can give up everything for love.

But now he starts to think for himself, he is no longer "as long as someone loves me, I don't care what I do".

Rather, "Although this relationship may be precious, but there are too many troubles, I will be very tired, so forget it."

Although Xie Yun didn't like to comment on this matter, it was indeed a big improvement for Qian Duo to finally put himself in the first place.

It's just that Lin Chao may have been a little unlucky in this matter.

Xie Yun told Nezha about it after returning to the hotel.

"Tomorrow there will be a white rabbit spirit and a panda spirit, and I have to hand over the panda to the country." Xie Yun said to Nezha.

Nezha put down the game console and became interested: "Pandas are iron-eating beasts, right? I also wanted to keep an iron-eating beast as a mount. Does it have to go to the zoo? Wouldn't it be better to keep it as a mount for me?"

Xie Yun: "...it said that it doesn't want to practice, it just wants to eat, drink, and marry a wife."

Nezha sighed: "It seems that the fate has not come, it's all right, I will find a panda who is willing to be my mount."

Xie Yun thought for a while, the little cute Nezha sat on the panda, and the panda moved slowly.

Thinking about it this way, it's quite suitable and cute!

"What do you think?" Nezha asked.

Xie Yun said: "I think it's pretty good, as long as the other party agrees, but the hotel can't keep it, it would be bad if it was found out."

Nezha sighed: "Forget it, I can't keep it in my room, and it's not suitable to keep it in Tianting."

"However, a little white rabbit will come tomorrow to serve as the hotel's mascot, which is also very cute," Xie Yun said.

Nezha frowned: "What's so cute about a rabbit? That rabbit on the Moon Palace has a bad temper and a fierce temper. What's so cute about it?"

Xie Yun was a little confused, so Yuetu has a bad temper?

Nezha also reminded: "Anyway, if you go to the Heavenly Court in the future, if you must go to the Moon Palace, you should go there while the dead rabbit is sleeping."

Xie Yun was taken aback: "Oh, oh!"

Early the next morning, the little white rabbit, Baiju, was ready to go out to work with his little bag on his back. His little bag was made of leaves, which was very crude. Does it come out on the back?

It checked the things it wanted to bring, and said to Da Zhuang after finding that it was all brought: "Let's go, let's go there."

Said Bai Ju and said to his companions: "If I don't come back tonight, you should leave here. If I don't come back, I must die there, or if I can't come back, you can find your own way of life."

The companions were moved: "Mr. Bai, you really have to be a rabbit!"

Bai Ju was also a little sad, looking like a strong man gone forever: "You have to remember what I told you before, to become a great monster, you must practice hard and cultivate human form, so that you can integrate into human society , maybe you can still learn the truth!"

Just when they were all feeling sad, Da Zhuang rolled a few laps on the hillside, covered with fallen leaves and dirt, and said dumbfoundedly, "Let's go, let's go eat."

The sad atmosphere came to an abrupt end.

Yes, they are there to enjoy themselves, why are they so sentimental?

"Teacher Bai, go early and come back early."

"Da Zhuang, don't be bullied when you go to the zoo. If we become humanoid, we will go to the zoo to see you."

"Going to the zoo, you have to practice. Try to live longer than other pandas! Live to be a hundred years old!"

In this way, Bai Ju and Da Zhuang set off. For Xie Yun, it took more than two hours to walk on the mountain road, but they only needed to walk for an hour.

After all, animals are great at this.

But when they reached the hotel entrance, they were still exhausted.

After all, their physical strength is not as good as that of adult white rabbits and pandas.

Although they are older than adults, their development and growth have become very slow since they started practicing.

"Fuck! Look what I found?!"

"Panda! A baby giant panda!"

The customer who just came back from climbing the mountain found them. Compared with the pandas, the white rabbits next to them were not conspicuous at all. A girl walked over gently and whispered: "Xiao Gungun, can I touch you? "

Da Zhuang showed his belly to the girl.

"Ah! So cute!" The girl couldn't help screaming.

With trembling hands, the girl touched Da Zhuang's skin, her eyes widened in disbelief: "It's so soft and comfortable, have I really touched a panda? I can blow it for the rest of my life! I've touched a baby panda!"

Da Zhuang also hugged the girl's arm and asked the girl to touch him a few more times.

Ever since he got lost with his mother, Da Zhuang has never been touched and licked properly, and Xiao Gungun likes the feeling of being loved by everyone.

Seeing Da Zhuang being praised and stroked, Bai Ju felt very unconvinced.

It jumped up, tried to attract people's attention, and shouted hysterically in its heart: Come and touch me!I'm cuter than it is!

Finally someone found Baiju.

"There is also a little white rabbit here, it seems that it came here with this Rolling Rabbit."

"This white rabbit is so clean and its fur is so fluffy."

"Rabbits can bite people, it's better not to touch them, and wild rabbits, I don't know if they carry any germs."

Baiju: "..."

It didn't want to be compared, so it suddenly exerted force on its hind legs and jumped fiercely. A little boy subconsciously stretched out his hand, and Bai Ju was hugged into his arms by the other party.

"Not bad, this rabbit is powerful, and will throw himself into his arms."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Baiju was also a little proud.

It looks at Da Zhuang, so what if you have a racial advantage?

I have powerful means that you don't have!

however……

At this time, Da Zhuang was paralyzed in the arms of the beautiful sister, and Bai Ju couldn't bear to look directly at him with his teeth bared.

Only humans would find a panda with a grinning face cute!

"Where are the pandas? Where are there pandas? We are from the Forestry Bureau, and we have received calls from enthusiastic people. We heard that there are wild giant pandas here?"

"Let it all go."

The people from the Forestry Bureau struggled to push away the guests. These guests included guests from the hotel on the mountainside and other hotels. They formed a circle outside to surround Da Zhuang—as for Bai Ju, he had already been carried away by the little boy up.

Bai Ju gritted his teeth, his three-petal mouth kept moving.

This kind of differential treatment is really bullying the rabbit!

"It's really strange. We have never found giant pandas here. Could it be that there are actually wild pandas here, but they haven't been found?"

The people from the Forestry Bureau were also a little puzzled.

After the crowd parted, the veterinarian quickly hugged Da Zhuang to have a look. He had never seen a giant panda, but he was quite familiar with animals, so he immediately said: "This is the first time I have seen a wild giant panda so strong. "

Generally, giant pandas in the wild will have some skin diseases and parasites.

But this giant panda is very clean, no skin disease, and no parasites can be seen in the eyes.

It is a very rare spectacle.

The little boy still wanted to see the giant panda, so he put the white horse on the ground and squeezed into the crowd.

Baiju: "..."

Human beings simply don't know how to appreciate it!

The author has something to say: Bai Ju: I refuse to accept it!

Jindan: I don't agree either!

Da Zhuang: give in and give in.